1.5 million gold contest. this one should be fun. :P

Dead Panda

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2005

N/Me

here we go. I'm just aiming for 2nd place here...for obvious reasons.


Guild Name: Dead Panda Society
Guild Tag: DPS
Guild Emblem:


Guild Spam: For every panda that dies, we'll zombiefy three. D: Join us, now!

iam133b

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2006

Guild Name : Get Rid of Girls
Guild Tag : GroS
Guild Cape :

Guild Shout : Get Rid of Girls is Now recruiting, No GIRLS ALLOWED. We meet in the Lions Arch Cage to plot how to remove the female character from Guildwars. JOIN NOW!

shadowfell

shadowfell

hamonite anur ruk

Join Date: Jan 2006

Echovald Forest

[PhD] Teh Academy

Me/A

My official entry~



Name: Teenage Drama Club

Tag: [eGo]

Spam: Feeling emo? Cry a lot? Wear mascara, and you're male? Well, if you're r3+ and UAX, we dont care! Join us for HA today!!!

Cape:


Narutoscryed

Narutoscryed

Banned

Join Date: Dec 2005

In the woods

Elite Crew

W/E

well here is my cape design... its not much but i try to be original thanks to the above poster for giving me a cape outline to use.. god im lazy

guild tag : Pun
Full guild name: People Use Narcotics
Character name: Tang Scratcher



tortugan

tortugan

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

[DVDF]

lol very nice naruto;P and dead panda, is that a real guild?

Narutoscryed

Narutoscryed

Banned

Join Date: Dec 2005

In the woods

Elite Crew

W/E

LOL thanks i try.. i hope i dont get in trouble for it

Thorondor Port

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2006

British Columbia

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by DFrost
If not, here's my homage to the finest sketch ever - SNL's Blue Öyster Cult - More Cowbell.
Mr Walken was so good in that one...
that is also the best SNL I have ever seen.

Heres mine for no reason, just to stay on topic.

Echo Res Signet [Echo]

Symeon

Symeon

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

Throwing a few jokey ones in with no capes; none of these guilds exist and I won't be creating them.

1. Alesia Will Save Us One Day [PRAY]

[PRAY] recruitin W/Mos to pray 1 hour per day for Alesia to get Mending so we can all be unshatterable...

2. Dervishes Aint Pallies Theyre [GoDs]

[GoDs] Recruiting all D/Mos who have all god Avatars and Mending and want to be rly godlike... lolz...!!!

3. We Look A Bit Like Gargoyles [UGLy]

[UGLy] recruitin all ppl wanting a gargoyle-style makeover - facelifts, wings, mouth expansion, the lot!

4. Rebuilding Ascalon Inc [Yay]

Want to see our homeland revived with green grass, plants and a new Gwen? Join [Yay] today and help out!

5. Make Sup Absorb Stack Plz [Kthx]

[Kthx] recruitin angry running/farming wammos who want warrior buffz like stackable sup absorb (not vs physical only!!!)

6. We Will Heal That Nerfbat Wound [BUff]

Been hit by the big bad bat? Feeling weaker than ever? [BUff]'s monks will heal it! Join us today!

Fred Kiwi

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2005

[cola]

I need a screenshot for my idea. I've got a guild all I need is about 8 people to join to help me model the cape. You all get 3k for joining my guild and then helping, you can leave after we're done. Im on europe server by the way pm fred kiwi, usually on 12:00-4:00 gmt

its not a very good idea i just have money and like playing around in photoshop

edit: ok no more, i got 8 people sorry if you wanted to do it, thanks

Arkanius

Academy Page

Join Date: Jan 2006

Ordem dos Templarios

W/

Mine:

Guild Name: Flaming Beavers of Hell
Tag: [SADFACE]



Recruitment line:
"I let my brother select our capes and all we got was this miserable hellish Beaver. Join us"

Refyused

Refyused

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Aug 2005

Great contest.

This IS a real guild, created and led by me. It originally started as a joke in the Guru Mod's IRC channel, but then I actually looked at the idea and decided it was, in fact, a good way to go about getting this particular guild going.


Name & Tag:

The name is Your Guild Name Is, and the tag is [LAME]. Put together, it says Your Guild Name Is [LAME]. The joke behind it is all the guilds who use the "This Is Our Guild [Name]" style name/tag combos. I always made fun of them in IRC, so what better way to do it than make a similar one mocking their names, and winning the Hall of Heroes with it?

It was started as a joke but is now a serious (in the practicing phase) HA guild. In time, you'll see our name posted on HA wins

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Cape:
Here is our cape (I posted it in the cape creation screen so you could see it in better detail):



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Recruiting:

We don't spam to recruit. We find random people in HA, play a few battles with them, and if they're good enough we ask them if they'd be interested in joining, after explaining the history behind the guild's name, as well as our goals.

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Theme:

Our guild theme is simple. Mock guilds with the "This Is Our Guild [Name]" style name, while also mocking ourselves for using that style, by winning HA for all to see. We don't do GvG, we don't do TA, we don't do Alliance Battles. We're solely focused on Heroes' Ascent and are working to meet our goals.

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NOTE: We're not an offensive group at all. By "mocking" the particular style of guild name, we do it all in fun and don't offend anybody while doing it.. Just didn't want anyone to think I led guild full of rude people

Sir Skullcrasher

Sir Skullcrasher

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

California

15 over 50 [Rare]

W/Mo

so when is this contest over?

Refyused

Refyused

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Aug 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Skullcrasher
so when is this contest over?
You should fully read the original post again.

Akhilleus

Akhilleus

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

If it aint expensive, it aint worth buyin'.

Leading/Co-leading Bretheren Of Chaos [Dark]

W/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Refyused
You should fully read the original post again.
sup man...long time no see ref...
you may remember me as the sitemagik santa.
good ole' days...i first played the GW betas with you and bizarro and SW, and others.

and the contest officially ends at: 12:01AM 9/13/06
after that time no submissions will be considered...and the judging phase will begin (which may take a few days to a week+, depending on the method).

Riken Chrono

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2005

around the corner and up the block

Hero

idk if anet will allow thsi but...

Gwen Stole My Pen[is]. Yeh its just a guild for the grotto regulars that hang out there. So we dont really spam to recruit, we ask them individually. i'll try to get the cape up sometime.

Polarbear1492

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Sep 2005

Biscuit of Dewm [MEEP]

Mo/

My guild idea: (I intend to actually create this on one of my accounts)
Im Chinese and I [FARM]
BTW I am chinese, so no flaming that im racist.
Recruitment: Are you Chinese? Are you the white person who has the stamina for long hours farming? Then Join Im Chinese and I [FARM] Today!
or
Are you Chinese? Do you like to farm? Then join Im Chinese and I [FARM] today! No sweatshop experience necessary.
Cape/SS of me "Recruiting"

BTW If you didn't know the real chinese flag has a red backround and yellow stars.

Refyused

Refyused

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Aug 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Akhilleus
sup man...long time no see ref...
you may remember me as the sitemagik santa.
good ole' days...i first played the GW betas with you and bizarro and SW, and others.
Is this Raikkon? I kinda lost touch with all the old SM guys when I quit playing Diablo 2 and stopped doing admin work on there. You know any of the old SM guys who play GW? Would be nice to get in touch with them, fun times back when that site was busy.

Two April Mornings

Two April Mornings

No Luck No Time No Money

Join Date: Nov 2005

Amherst College, MA

Scars Meadows [SMS]

Me/

Minos Over Bimbos [FARM]

Spam: Rather get action from the minos in the desert than from the bimbos at the beach? Then join Minos Over Bimbos [FARM] a dedicated farming guild.

Two April Mornings

Two April Mornings

No Luck No Time No Money

Join Date: Nov 2005

Amherst College, MA

Scars Meadows [SMS]

Me/

EDIT: Double oops

Rofl_Pwnt

Rofl_Pwnt

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2006

At my house.

________

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zinger314
Badger Badger Badger Guild! Badger Badger Badger Guild!



Badger Badger Badger Guild! Badger Badger Badger Guild!



Subliminal Recruitment Spam! Subliminal Recruitment Spam!
Subliminal Recruitment Spam! Subliminal Recruitment Spam!


Thats so...so...so....GHEY!! If you think your gonna win im gonna slap you

Two April Mornings

Two April Mornings

No Luck No Time No Money

Join Date: Nov 2005

Amherst College, MA

Scars Meadows [SMS]

Me/

Minos Over Bimbos [FARM]

Spam: Rather get action from the minos in the desert than from the bimbos at the beach? Then join Minos Over Bimbos [FARM] a dedicated farming guild.

falling demon

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2006

dunno

Dawn's Omen {Leader}

W/Mo

Guild Name: Guys In Real Life
Tag: GIRL
Cape:
Recruiting: Join Guys In Real Life today! we get internet BF's and get them to give us st0of! g0t haWl an 1337 caeps! Adn IQs of 4 yar oldz
Motto: Be my BF we do tonz of stuf 2gether liek dancinng and begging 4 stuff can u give me mony?

Kessel

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Jan 2006

Looking For Party

E/Me



All information within image.

Guild name: Looking For Party
Guild tag: [LFP]
Recruitment: looking for a party? good, we're Looking For Party. whisper for details.

I'm Kessel Ibaewen and I approve this post.

Trinity Entragian

Trinity Entragian

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2005



Recruitment Spam-

[SUNK] recruiting good swimmers of all lvls. Must supply own swimsuits, flotation devices, etc. Women, Children, and Officers first!

Thom Bangalter

Thom Bangalter

Grindin'

Join Date: Dec 2005

MO

E/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rofl_Pwnt
Thats so...so...so....GHEY!! If you think your gonna win im gonna slap you
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver

they seem pretty productive, industrious, and all around awesome. More than I could say about SOME people dissing the badgers.

ap0c

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2005

[YUM]

Mo/Me

Im No Tourist, I live Here [NPC]

Fred Kiwi

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2005

[cola]

Finally mine is finished. Hardest screenshot to take EVER, no ones gonna beat me on that.





As you can see i took it a little bit further...

Name tag and cape please

Gun Pierson

Gun Pierson

Forge Runner

Join Date: Feb 2006

Belgium

PIMP

Mo/

Does your Guild really exist Fred? I thought two of the same tags is not possible.

IIIPowerIII

IIIPowerIII

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2005

Canada

R/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gun Pierson
Does your Guild really exist Fred? I thought two of the same tags is not possible.
You can have same tag, same cape. Only the name should be different.

malevolence

malevolence

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by malevolence
Hehe, I made this guild without leaving my actual guild , hope you like it ^^

Guild name: Deaths in frames per seconds [Lag]

Tag: [Lag]

Cape:


Recruitment Spam will be:

The guild [Lag] is recruiting ppl, help us to kill the ppl in while FPS lags , no rank needed, guild is 90% pvp and 10% pve. Join us ! We have a nice/dark Guild Hall , Vent and website/forum.

The guild that I was [VEV] died today, so I created Deaths in frames per seconds [Lag] , with same cape and same recruitment spam, so I will compete for the first price

Sir Skullcrasher

Sir Skullcrasher

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

California

15 over 50 [Rare]

W/Mo

I won hall cuz [iway]

Spam: Want to win hall but don't know how? Join the elite iway guild as we smash any team with our cheap yet effective tactics! Also welcome vimway groups.

Fred Kiwi

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2005

[cola]

Yep my guild exists.

Zinger314

Zinger314

Debbie Downer

Join Date: May 2006

N/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rofl_Pwnt
Thats so...so...so....GHEY!! If you think your gonna win im gonna slap you


<---------IGN

Whisper me and we can meet to commence said slapping.

Sir Skullcrasher

Sir Skullcrasher

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

California

15 over 50 [Rare]

W/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zinger314
<---------IGN

Whisper me and we can meet to commence said slapping.
Hi Zinger.. remember me from Eternal Grove?

N E D M

N E D M

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2006

Officer's Club

Gameamp Guides [AMP]

Yodeling Order of Demonic Arts [Yoda]

lol

Interestingly, one of the first people recruited has the name "Luke Sky Walker"

Farrell-Zander

Farrell-Zander

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2005

Switzerland

For Fames Sake [FFS]... Perfect for a fame farming guild :P

Sir Skullcrasher

Sir Skullcrasher

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

California

15 over 50 [Rare]

W/Mo

Yodeling Order of Demonic Arts [Yoda]... this one is funny!

xxeggofevilxx

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jul 2005

The Pwny Express [pwny]
Universal Pwning Services [UPS]
Teletubbies Of Doom [tele]
Rainbows Of Doom [rbow]
Hurricane Fluffy [fluf]
Hurricane Bubbles [bbls]

wasatheking

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Apr 2006

W/Mo

Oh god my car is gone [THIF]

recruitment message:

Looking for the people who stole my car, join THIF guild today and get 4 gold

Akhilleus

Akhilleus

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

If it aint expensive, it aint worth buyin'.

Leading/Co-leading Bretheren Of Chaos [Dark]

W/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Refyused
Is this Raikkon? I kinda lost touch with all the old SM guys when I quit playing Diablo 2 and stopped doing admin work on there. You know any of the old SM guys who play GW? Would be nice to get in touch with them, fun times back when that site was busy.
yep, tis i...i dont know of any others that play GW though, but im sure they're out there.