Funniest pranks you played in GW
hadech
I did the Pre-Searing quest "Prize Winning Moa". You get a Long Sword with a Crytaline Sword skin as a reward. I had my guild leader thinking that it was req8, 20/20, and +30 health....fun
Tachyon
Convincing someone that Guild Wars was only going to be three chapters!
I told them it'd be called:-
Char Wars: The Trilogy
...and they believed me!
I told them it'd be called:-
Char Wars: The Trilogy
...and they believed me!

Francis Demeules
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Originally Posted by Lord Mendes
well one time i told a guy that there was a bug that enabled u 2 cap spectral agony from mursaat bosses.
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Another shout I did in Beacon Perch: "Running to Pre-Searing Ascalon, 5k and 10 ecto". Let the laugh begins and being called scammer for that.
Gwmaster
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Originally Posted by nuee
When you see someone drop their ID'd gold(s) to show them off, quickly cast Recall on them (assassin skill) and scoop them up.
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Neo Nugget
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Originally Posted by Jamison0071
hehe this is a totally true story
A little while ago i was selling Drago's Flat Bow. A guy PM-ed my and said "I'll pay 100k and 24 ectos for that". I was still new but I knew how much this was. I thought maybe the guy was desperate for the bow. When I found the guy, he replied with "LOL just felt like making you annoyed" and then left. A few weeks later (i was on another character) I saw him (his name was very remeberable (is that even a word ![]() And guess what I said ![]() "LOL just felt like making you annoyed" |

lg5000
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Originally Posted by Kook~NBK~
In an earlier post, I said that beggers should go see Ipillu Whupwup in Whitman's Folley. The problem is, he's in Tyria. So the question is, who's a good boss to send people to see in Cantha? Hmmm....
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Mr Tode
Saying "WTS Black Dye 100g!" in the trade chat at a busy town, getting a million replies to buy then telling people that someone just bought it...

Carl Butanananowski
This isnt really a prank, just a play on words and armor.
I have a necro named 'I Have No Pants.'
Now, everyone i meet (including guildies), bashes me about this, in a friendly way.
This pissed me off so much that i got a run to droks. i bought scar patterns for my legs and feet, but left my bone armor on for upper body.
I then proceeded to strut around my GH.
^_^
I have a necro named 'I Have No Pants.'
Now, everyone i meet (including guildies), bashes me about this, in a friendly way.
This pissed me off so much that i got a run to droks. i bought scar patterns for my legs and feet, but left my bone armor on for upper body.
I then proceeded to strut around my GH.
^_^
blaise
Go KG, Go to docks, Type in Local chat who finds me 10k.
lol ..
once i hade a newbie running after me cuz i said when u catch me ill give u 5k, he was running after me for 5min lol
lol ..
once i hade a newbie running after me cuz i said when u catch me ill give u 5k, he was running after me for 5min lol
Mustache Mayhem
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Originally Posted by Gwmaster
rofl i have to try that someday
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Meeper
I usually play a bonder in Aspenwood(Kurzick). Sometimes, if im in a good game of Aspenwood(Kurzick) and my team is doing well enough for me to goof off, I will bond a random assasin and follow them around. Its funny to watch a whole gang of luxons looking for an easy kill get caught up on the assassin, getting slaughtered one by one. While doing this I usually spew insane messages calling the assassin "The chosen one!" and blindly praising their every action.
gasmaskman
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Originally Posted by Mr Tode
Saying "WTS Black Dye 100g!" in the trade chat at a busy town, getting a million replies to buy then telling people that someone just bought it...
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artay
Created me/mo pvp Echoed mending my whole team in ra. lol. One person actually thanked me.
Artdeux
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Nexium
hmm don't know if anyone has said this but this is kinda a prank you gather up like 10Guildies which all travel to diffrent outposts/towns and stand behind a hench and then doubbel klick on them and they will face you do that to all hench around cantha and ppl will think henches has gone mad since they all look straight into a wall..
kimahri
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Originally Posted by Carinae Dragonblood
Whenever I go to FoW with people for the first time, I say "WAIT!" as soon as we zone in. Then wait about 2 seconds and say "j/k
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Mo Joe Joe Joe
Ahh soo many memories.... Where to start?
At the completion of any Mursaat mission, type in team chat; "Sweet I managed to salvage another ecto from those tokens!"
As your team enters Fissure of Woe; "I have not done this quest before, how long does it take to kill Galrath?"
I used to thoroughly enjoy rezzing people with Vengeance prior to it being shown as a Enchantment, especially the L10 and under Ascolon arena. Then count off ~30 sec and type "I'm using Spirit of Sacrifice on INSERT POOR VICTIMS NAME HERE!"
Being MM and leaving party with a full herd of minions to wipe your team. After completing quest 1st... of course.
When you help a guildie transfer some items between their accounts add in a jade wind orb or a CC shard.
1st time a group of guildies and friends tried a EOE bomb in HA, we were waiting on 1 last guy. We got a random invite from a wammo; I accepted, he said gogogogogo. So we went in and intiated combat; slipped up eoe. E bombed ourselves and the zaishen. I forget his exact response, but was unkind to the monks' abilities. We were rolling in vent. This happened again another time with a similar hilarious ending.
At the completion of any Mursaat mission, type in team chat; "Sweet I managed to salvage another ecto from those tokens!"
As your team enters Fissure of Woe; "I have not done this quest before, how long does it take to kill Galrath?"
I used to thoroughly enjoy rezzing people with Vengeance prior to it being shown as a Enchantment, especially the L10 and under Ascolon arena. Then count off ~30 sec and type "I'm using Spirit of Sacrifice on INSERT POOR VICTIMS NAME HERE!"
Being MM and leaving party with a full herd of minions to wipe your team. After completing quest 1st... of course.
When you help a guildie transfer some items between their accounts add in a jade wind orb or a CC shard.
1st time a group of guildies and friends tried a EOE bomb in HA, we were waiting on 1 last guy. We got a random invite from a wammo; I accepted, he said gogogogogo. So we went in and intiated combat; slipped up eoe. E bombed ourselves and the zaishen. I forget his exact response, but was unkind to the monks' abilities. We were rolling in vent. This happened again another time with a similar hilarious ending.
eternal pho
Oh yeah there's that trick that I see chest runners do. When in a chest run a runner sometimes drops a gold and quickly picks it up again when the party is waiting for someone to open it, then everyone starts rushing towards the chest, finally discovering that it was a prank.

TheOneAndOnlyX
A guy asked me what gwens flute was for so I told him it was a hard to find rare and part of a secret end game class. Of course being the thick headed dim wits pallys were he believed me and I told him to go to Ascalon District 1 and say Trading Gwens Flute for butte sechs and of course since most pallys are little boys also he didnt even know what he was saying.
Nexium
Mean pranks
B??x??44????1@$
Remember the Thunderhead Keep monk strike? Where monks wouldn't go with anyone other than other monks to do the mission for 3 days?
Imagine me and my friends doing that, only with IWAY necros.
You be people got pissed off. We ruined people's IWAY for about, 10 hours at least- it fell apart after there was a new build
Imagine me and my friends doing that, only with IWAY necros.
You be people got pissed off. We ruined people's IWAY for about, 10 hours at least- it fell apart after there was a new build
Cebe
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Originally Posted by lg5000
Lian whats-his-name, just outside market place
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Mo Joe Joe Joe
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Originally Posted by Nexium
Mean pranks
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artay
Everyones a comedian.....
Blaze Emup
I go to UW with a 55 monk and while they are tanking Aatxes and there is no nightmare I type "I'm attacking Dying Nightmare!" and ping the map. They usually go crazy looking for it.
lg5000
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Originally Posted by Celestial Beaver
no no! You've got it all wrong. Wavecrest Stonebreak is the only way forwards! Canthan Elementalist Kappa Boss in Rheas Crater.
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Mrscoombes
Send them to an incredibly overpowered channeling RT boss.
My biggest prank would have to be this:
Me and 1 friend were in the Sanctum Cay mission. We said we were runners, got a full party and went. When the mission started, we asked the entire party to run ahead to take the aggro. Once they had the aggro, we let them die, then ran off back to the start, got naked, started dancing and went AFK to go do something downtown. When we got back to GW there were 2 people remaining, still screaming at us. We had been AFK for about 1 and a half hours.
My biggest prank would have to be this:
Me and 1 friend were in the Sanctum Cay mission. We said we were runners, got a full party and went. When the mission started, we asked the entire party to run ahead to take the aggro. Once they had the aggro, we let them die, then ran off back to the start, got naked, started dancing and went AFK to go do something downtown. When we got back to GW there were 2 people remaining, still screaming at us. We had been AFK for about 1 and a half hours.
Commander Ryker
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Originally Posted by Demesis
So a friend and I got that diseased fog and paraded around in the Marketplace telling everyone we got AIDs from Shiro.
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Originally Posted by st3v3n
it's been 10 years. AIDS is funny now!
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Originally Posted by AvyScott
Im guessing you dont watch South Park.... (look up the episode with Jared from Subway)
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Originally Posted by Opeth11
Good episode, it was. "I want to give all the kids in town AIDS!"
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Originally Posted by Yanman.be
On Burial Mounds, telling the iway team they should attack the other teams first. HEHEHE
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Originally Posted by pigdestroyer
n burial mounds there are only two teams...
the only place where that could happen would be courtyard or the hall. |
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Originally Posted by Carl Butanananowski
My name is extremely hard to spell for people on GW. So.. what i like to do is go into a busy mission area(Dragons lair for example.. or THK), stand in a HUGE group of people, and spam 'Healer LFG.' After about 4 minutes, someone gets my name right, and i join, then say 'damn, g2g. sorry.'
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Originally Posted by Artdeux
Please don't. A Guildmate of mine lost an item worth 200K because of that because the Assassin buyer wanted to see the mods while it was lying on the ground. Used Return though.
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Steehl
The South Park episode in question used the phrase:
"I want to give all the children in town AIDES!"
Referring of course to personal assisstants. However since it was said and not written people naturally assume it was AIDS referring to the disease (Ok technically syndrome, so don't correct me).
It was assumed by the writers that anyone paying attention would understand the subtlety, and to their credit most people did. In that syntax, AIDES is funny, and AIDS is not.
"I want to give all the children in town AIDES!"
Referring of course to personal assisstants. However since it was said and not written people naturally assume it was AIDS referring to the disease (Ok technically syndrome, so don't correct me).
It was assumed by the writers that anyone paying attention would understand the subtlety, and to their credit most people did. In that syntax, AIDES is funny, and AIDS is not.
Ranger Rog
I've posted this before. I was in presear Ascalon city and a Ranger started asking in chat if anyone knows why his pet had vanished, I PM'd him and asked if it was called Melandru's Stalker and he replied yes. I told him I saw it wandering around just outside the exit, he went out and PM'd me back to say he found it again.
Another favorite is to tell the party I'm with that I forgot to buy arrows before we set off and I'm about to run out, surprising how many people fall for that.
Another favorite is to tell the party I'm with that I forgot to buy arrows before we set off and I'm about to run out, surprising how many people fall for that.
Killaya
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Originally Posted by Mithie
Ever been in Heroes' Ascension and saw someone say "CLICK ON EACH GUARD NPC 100 TIMES TO GET +1 FAME!!!" in local chat, shortly after which the guard NPCs get deluged by 50 people?
Yeah... that was me. |