Stupidest Question You Asked As A Beginner ?

Pueblo

Pueblo

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Nov 2005

i will never forget this...

My question was... how come guild wars doesnt total up the total armor u got (came from wow) and y does the hands and feet piece cost less materials than chest and legs if they have same stats?

thot total armor was each piece adding to each other so when i was wearing my knights armor i thot i had 400 armor. Then a person taught me how armor works in this game and now i know y chest and legs cost more :P

TheUndying

TheUndying

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jul 2006

In Cantha and loving it.

It's a secret

N/Me

"How do you make an armor?"

makosi

makosi

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

"Pre-nerf" is incorrect. It's pre-buff.

Requirement Begins With R [notQ]

Me/

I didn't ask this question out loud (thank god) but I reached the Northern Shiverpeaks and a Dwarven Armor dropped for me. Upon realising that it said 'Armor: 19' - higher than my armour - i tried to wear it.

I thought to myself: "Why the hell isn't this going on," after minutes of double-clicking and draggin and dropping. :P

sprakula

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jan 2007

Dude Enterprises

R/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by fowlero
i also never realised there was a pre/post, until the guild i joined kindly explained. i thought that pre was huge initially (first mmooooooorpg) and when i saw the map in post i was like wow.
I had the same thing happen. I was in Pre on my first char (a mes nonetheless) until I was like lvl 8 or 9. Took me weeks to get there, and I thought that this new game Guild Wars was pretty cool, the world seemed to be huge, and I wouldn't run out of things to do very fast, some of those quests were freaking hard, and those charr outside the gate were impossible!! I finally got to Post and looked at the map, and I was like "crap........" I couldn't believe that a game could be that huge. I had no idea how anyone could travel that much land.

Etta

Etta

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2006

Mancland, British Empire

"How do you save the game?" - my first ranger, x-mas'05. Ascalon City (the nice one)

Aphrodate

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2007

Blue Shadow Masters

E/

Me and my husband started playing together last year. Luckily he asked all the stupid questions, and I asked him. I think the worst was " What is a build? "

And my most stupid mistake was when I got a Green Weapon and I could not sell it at the merchant. I thought to myself that's stupid so I discarded it. I want to kick myself for this one.

Experience is very difficult to gain, because you first write the test and then learn your lessen.

KlutzySpy

KlutzySpy

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2006

Denmark

Venatus Una

N/Rt

I never felt like asking any questions, so i was in a party heading oout to nail Galrath, when someone asked me why i, being a necro, was running around with a hammer xD

Amorfati87

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2006

House of Moon

R/Rt

I got my first character to the Wilds and couldn't figure out why I kept dying so often. Turns out Pre-Sear armor was not meant for the Jungle. Who knew???

Also in Pre-Sear I bought Gwen a stupid flute, but hit the button too many times so I had 4 of them. The stupid merchant wouldn't buy them back from me, so I had no idea how I would ever get them out of my inventory. A few days later I noticed the trash bin on my inventory screen. Heh. Oops!

A guildee picked her character based on looks and outfits alone, she's such a girl. She picked mesmer for her character, and a hammer as her weapon, took hours to get that damn hammer away from her...lol.

Same guildee needed people to help her get through Fort Ranik cause it was just impossible, yeah she tried to fight all the char instead of using the catapults. So we help her out, and she gets all excited when she realizes catapults can kill from a distance, so she starts clicking madly on them, not realizing her teammates are directly under them. GRRRR....

Finally, and this was after she had been playing for over 6 months, we get her to factions, we are helping her do a quest. Suddenly we see her character just go running off and we ask her, "where are you going?" to which she states, "I'm following you guys." Um....

Turns out she followed some random canthan peasant to god knows where, after 10 minutes of looking, we finally found her body and I rezzed her under protest. Ah the good ole days.

Stormweaver

Stormweaver

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Oct 2006

The guy i was teamed up with two years ago when I started playing is probably still laughing because I asked him...

"Can I pick up some of the gold so I can get a fair share?"

I, umm, didn't realize that each gold drop picked up was automatically shared.

Jetdoc

Jetdoc

Hell's Protector

Join Date: Jul 2005

The Eyes of Texas [BEVO]

D/A

If I put attribute points in Swordsmanship, is it permanent?

Hobbs

Hobbs

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2006

Organised Spam [OS]

W/

After seeing "WTS: Purple Long sword 3k" I asked "Why are purple weapon worth so much? Purple dye is only 200g from the trader"

Ouchie

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2007

[Leet]

R/

"Where do I get glittering dust?"

One person tried to sell me some for 1000g each

another person told me about the material trader

Later I found out about salvaging it for myself.

Even farther down the road I found out about guildwiki

It's easy not to know things when you first start out, too bad there aren't more nice people to help new people out.

Swift Thief

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Feb 2007

Aatxe Pirates [YaRR]

A/

Where is everybody? I was in Sanqua Vale lol.

Destinyy

Banned

Join Date: Mar 2007

Faction of War [ARES]

I see no-one has mentioned this one yet...

Not so much a stoopid question, but more a stoopid statement...

(in Trade chat) - WTS - Many blue weapons, whisp to see!!!

The odd thing is, I actually sold a few of them too... hehehehe, 200g ftw

Every time i lag

Every time i lag

Banned

Join Date: Jan 2007

Belgium

Murder Death Sadists Of Doom [MDSD]

E/Me

"why is my golden chalice purple?"

SotiCoto

SotiCoto

Banned

Join Date: Jan 2007

Drazach Thicket

Temple of Zhen Xianren [Sifu]

I'm not generally the sort to go into an unfamiliar gaming environment and start asking stupid questions. I prefer to just watch people and pick things up myself....
... but after despairing for a while with the then-young Chae Soon on Shing Jea, I asked in the monastary:

"Could someone tell me some good solo-skills for an Assassin?"

[Some griefer nasty had told me that Assassins were good for soloing when I'd asked on GameFAQs before buying the game. That was the main reason I started playing as one in the first place. If it weren't for herohench now I'd probably have given up the game entirely.]

I think perhaps one of my classic idiocies was noticing some people around Shing Jea making strange comments... and I tried replying to them....

... and I only found out later that they were going for the Drunkard title and the automated comments were just a side-effect of drinking booze in-game.
Yes. I spent about half an hour trying to have a one-sided (and very confusing) conversation with drunkard automated remarks.

greenchylde

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2006

CT

Heroes Etc

E/Mo

not so much saying something but i changed districts because my friend was on the other side of town and i thought that he was in a different district, even though we were both in dist 1

Painbringer

Painbringer

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2006

Minnesota

Black Widows of Death

W/Mo

If you die do you have to start over?

Ouchie

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2007

[Leet]

R/

Here's some more I thought of -

if we can rez when we die ---- Why can't Rurik?
Will we run out of rezes one day?

King's Spectre

King's Spectre

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2005

Syracuse, NY, USA

The Amazon Basin (AB)

W/

June 2005, somewhere north of Surmia: "Do we ever get to see a green place again?"

I randomly wandered from the Courthouse to Yaks. I can't describe how good it felt to walk that last few hundred paces in the Ascalon Foothills and see the scenery slowly change to white snow and green trees.

Mr. G

Mr. G

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2006

S. Wales

Mo/Me

having lead a sheltered GW life im ashamed to say id nver seen a gold weapon till V.square...kinda

A golden chalice drops and i rushed (sadly abandoning my team :O) to get it

i never explained why...or admitted my mistake...till now...

Skyy High

Skyy High

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: May 2006

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by J.Kougar
"Why would anyone want to make a PvP only character? You don't have to earn your level or anything, sounds really lazy and pathetic to me."

"Why do PvP players make fun of PvE players, when most of them don't have the skill to go out with a group of henchmen and do PvE themselves, fighting things with higher levels than them like the skilled PvE people do?"

What's funny though, is that I've been playing for more than two years now... and those are still valid questions in my opinion. Sure, eventually I did start doing some PvP, but I'm still not willing to play a character with levels, armor, and skills I didn't earn for that character... I'm just not that lazy or something. Oh well.
Well, considering you still think their valid, they beg to be answered. To the first: you do earn the skills, items, and runes, you just don't have to reacquire them should you delete and remake the char. As for the level and armor, those come easily enough in the pve game; taking them out of making a pvp char is just about saving time so people can actually do what they want and not have to regain lvl20 every time. Otherwise, what's the point of PvP chars?
To the second one: higher leveled monsters do not pose even close to the same challenge as fighting intelligent human opponents. And, if you check obs mode, you'd see that most top gvgers play with maxed out pve chars, so really the best pvp players have destroyed pve, and moved on to pvp.

Now, on to my noobish questions:
Quote:
I didn't ask this question out loud (thank god) but I reached the Northern Shiverpeaks and a Dwarven Armor dropped for me. Upon realising that it said 'Armor: 19' - higher than my armour - i tried to wear it.

I thought to myself: "Why the hell isn't this going on," after minutes of double-clicking and draggin and dropping. :P
Yes, I had the misfortune of asking that question in an outpost, "Why can't I equip this Grawl Gear?" Thought I had found an easy way of getting good armor...
Also, I remember getting to post, and accidentally clicking on the map...seeing it zoom out, and going, "Oooooh...crap." My friends had started playing a few days ahead of me, and they said they were in yak's bend when I got to Ascalon city. When they told me it was in the mountains, I was like, "How the heck did you get there so quickly?" XD

VitisVinifera

VitisVinifera

Banned

Join Date: Nov 2005

Northern California

HoTR

N/Me

Not so much a question but something that took me a while to figure out. I get a shield that drops, has req x str on it. I'm thinking, hm, somewhere I must have attributes like dexterity, intelligence, wisdom......and strength. I just can't find it in the character interface.

I do remember the very first thing I had to figure out -- how to chat in-game. I kept pressing 'T' like in Diablo 2.......and the point and click interface made combat and movement pretty easy.

edit: I saw someone post a few pages ago about districts. I remember trying to find a friend; we were both in Old Ascalon but couldn't find each other, then I had to call him on the phone when I had that flashing lightbulb moment to experiment with pulling down the district menu

countesscorpula

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2006

Gwen Is [EVIL]

N/

What is this Searing thing people keep talking about?


Friend I met in Chat:Meet me in Ascalon
Me: ok, i'm in ascalon
Friend: Which district
Me: the lower one... by the merchant
Friend:No, in the upper corner it says ascalon, american district #...
Me: Oh, 2
Friend: Ok, i'm there. You aren't at the merchants.
Me: Yes I am, between these carts.
Friend: Which merchant?
Me:There's only one. Unless there's another somewhere up stairs like those weapons guys.
Friend: Is it all green, and there is water near by?
Me: Yes. The watter is around the corner.
Friend: You're in PreSearing.
Me: No, I'm in Ascalon.
Friend: Yes you are. Have you gone through the Academy yet?
Me: I haven't seen that on my map yet. Is it near Ashford Abey, or Foibles Fair?

***
You get the idea. I didn't know the game took place in different time lines. My friend didn't want to spoil the surprise. Made things kind of interesting in guild chat.

Solveig Ikram

Solveig Ikram

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2006

none

N/

My first time in Ascalon (post-searing) i saw a guy spamming "running to Yak's Bend, 500g" and running around the city like mad. So i thought that this is so freakin awesome that there are races in outposts and i can win 500g. So i started running with him through the city looking for a bend called Yak's. After awhile i asked him "when will the race end?". No reply, but i felt like an idiot when a finally got to Yak's myself and started to grasp the whole running concept.

Cebe

Cebe

The 5th Celestial Boss

Join Date: Jul 2006

Inverness, Scotland

The Cult of Scaro [WHO]

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Amon Warrior
A long time ago...

"Argh! Why is it so difficult to target?"

"Dude, try to press C+Space"

"Oh! THNX..."
That C+Space thing was the WORSE thing I taught my fiancée. Now she uses it ALL the time, and usually ends up aggroing things that she never needs to aggro!

One of my first was "Why can't I Attack?" My friend then told me I had to actually equip a weapon.

Sophitia Leafblade

Sophitia Leafblade

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2005

Dragon Slayer Guild [DSG]

R/

I think my first was was: "Why the hell do i only have 80hp?!" while trying to run self to Fort Ranik in post and then after dieing an insane amount of times (like about 100 times) discovering the evil that is dp.

Moa Bird Cultist

Moa Bird Cultist

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

Hastings (UK) / Latham (USA)

Freedom Fanatical Scots [FFS]

E/W

My noobisms were few but significant.

June 2005:

Why doesn't the merchant sell armour?

Where did you get that pretty dress?

July 2005:

Whats so bad about using a shield as a [fire] elementalist?

October 2005:

So if you press C, it targets the closest, T, targets the one thats been called, okay I get it now. Well, that's much easier than pressing tab or clicking on them, why didn't it say so in the manual?

December 2005:

Discovers Guru.

January 2006:

Discovers Wiki.

May 2007:

Guildie: Would you like to lead the party for Pogahn Passage?
Me: I've never done Pogahn Passage, so thats probably a bad idea...