btw if this is garbage feel free to delete lol.
Worst Possible Farming Nerf Ideas Rofl
dont feel no pain
btw if this is garbage feel free to delete lol.
captainccc
If you go into a zone without at least 3 Heroes, Henchies, or people....
YOU AUTOMATICALLY DIE.
/win.
YOU AUTOMATICALLY DIE.
/win.
??Ripskin
You're going to get the same answer from a lot of people. The AoE nerfs, the first one where things would scatter from eles Meteor showers and otherwise, the second one where they'd just plain scatter.
Oh, and when they replaced the griffins with a 4k staff, that kinda sucked to seeing how I made 1-2k a run on that.
Edit: oh wait, you're not asking about the past :\
Hmm, they make protective spirit 50% health instead of 10.
Make Shield of absorption have a 45 second recharge (same with shielding hands)
And...
Wait.. lets not give anyone ideas..
Oh, and when they replaced the griffins with a 4k staff, that kinda sucked to seeing how I made 1-2k a run on that.
Edit: oh wait, you're not asking about the past :\
Hmm, they make protective spirit 50% health instead of 10.
Make Shield of absorption have a 45 second recharge (same with shielding hands)
And...
Wait.. lets not give anyone ideas..
VitisVinifera
the original loot scaling
after a few days of Gaile defending it to the hilt, she (or really Anet) caved in and reversed nearly all of it
after a few days of Gaile defending it to the hilt, she (or really Anet) caved in and reversed nearly all of it
Ultra Mega
Rend Enchantments on every monster.
Redfeather1975
A 50% drop fee needs to be paid to re-enter outposts. D:
Elnai
Protective Spirits Functionality changed to: Enchantment Spell.For 45 seconds this enchantment does nothing. After 45 seconds, target ally can not take more than 30% damage from a single attack or spell. When protective spirit ends target ally loses all enchantments. (90 second recharge)
It could get alot worse i guess...
It could get alot worse i guess...
KANE OG
Let's not go here. Do you really think I want my farms nerfed, you idiot?
KANE
KANE
Redfeather1975
I got one that might be okay for almost everyone.
KANE OG's drops are spread across every other player in the region.
Everyone who likes say 'Yippee!'
KANE OG's drops are spread across every other player in the region.
Everyone who likes say 'Yippee!'
Brianna
Haha.. One start is by moving Mystic Regeneration over to Mysticism I'm sure that'd piss alot of people off. Or just completely nerf the -50 HP cesta to some random junk, Imagine the cries.. heard from millions of miles around the earth. lol.
I'm sure that'd piss alot of people off. Or just completely nerf the -50 HP cesta to some random junk, Imagine the cries.. heard from millions of miles around the earth. lol.
dont feel no pain
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Originally Posted by Brianna
Haha.. One start is by moving Mystic Regeneration over to Mysticism
I'm sure that'd piss alot of people off. Or just completely nerf the -50 HP cesta to some random junk, Imagine the cries.. heard from millions of miles around the earth. lol. |
just what i was thinking
B E A S T
Hocus Pocus! 
This thread is now invisible to Gaile and her Anet cohorts.
Problem solved
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Originally Posted by KANE OG
Let's not go here. Do you really think I want my farms nerfed, you idiot?
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ca_aok
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Bringing back the original lootscale would do it... or better yet just eliminating all drops with 2 or less party members in radar. That would suck.
Roshi_ikkyu
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Originally Posted by Brianna
Haha.. One start is by moving Mystic Regeneration over to Mysticism
I'm sure that'd piss alot of people off. Or just completely nerf the -50 HP cesta to some random junk, Imagine the cries.. heard from millions of miles around the earth. lol. |
But if thats nerfed I'll go back to my old methods, including Minion farming, with 3 monster deaths I have an unstoppable army! mawahahahaha
Brianna
Granted.. to all of that. However what would all the Bots do? hmm.. alot of people still rely on 55'ing things too. So it would have *enough* impact to make people cry. However it is easy to adapt to.
MMSDome
turn the Guild Wars severs off.
savage vapor 33
Enemies only drop bones.
You can't deal damage.
Anet crashes. ^
You can't deal damage.
Anet crashes. ^
Redfeather1975
Bags reduced to 3 slots.
Drops disintegrate in 3 minutes unless they are taken to a special NPC.
I so want to play this now.
Drops disintegrate in 3 minutes unless they are taken to a special NPC.
I so want to play this now.
placebo overdose
monsters dont die 
cellardweller
:nono:
The best way to nerf farming would be to reduce the cost of all services to 0 and add an npc that would spawn any item for free.
The best way to nerf farming would be to reduce the cost of all services to 0 and add an npc that would spawn any item for free.
corey54321
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Originally Posted by Brianna
Haha.. One start is by moving Mystic Regeneration over to Mysticism
I'm sure that'd piss alot of people off. Or just completely nerf the -50 HP cesta to some random junk, Imagine the cries.. heard from millions of miles around the earth. lol. |
Guardian of the Light
Rich Farmers need to pay tax to poor noobs every month.
Brianna
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Originally Posted by corey54321
well if u didnt know they wont take the items away from us unless they was duped so i dont think the can get all of the -50 cestas also y would u want to nurf farming if u nurf it the games about shot for noobs cus they dont have the experiance to vanquish and do elite mishs and other major ways to make profits
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By all means, they would replace the item if they had to
SoA axe anyone? (Or whatever its name was..)And this thread is mostly a joke as it stands.. I'm not being serious, haha.
Evilsod
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Originally Posted by Ultra Mega
Rend Enchantments on every monster.
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Tarkin
Protective Spirit - For 5...19 seconds, target ally cannot lose more than 10% max Health due to damage from a single attack or Spell.
NEW
Protective Spirit - For 5...19 seconds, target ally cannot lose more than 10% max Health (35...20) due to damage from a single attack or Spell.
NEW
Protective Spirit - For 5...19 seconds, target ally cannot lose more than 10% max Health (35...20) due to damage from a single attack or Spell.
Vnewbie
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Give all monsters a KD that lifesteals and always KDs (regardless of stuff like Balanced Stance)
Plague on a Stick
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Originally Posted by Evilsod
By Rend Enchantments... did you mean Chilblains?
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much more deadly 2 a 55 farmer/600hp bonder etc farmer then
[skill]chilblains[/skill]
darkknightkain
The latest trend is tagging Exhaustion on skills.... so,
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Skill Update: April 1st Protective Spirit, This skill now cause exhaustion Mystic Regen, This skill now cause exhaustion Vengeful was Khanhei, This skill now cause exhaustion Shadow Form, This skill now cause exhaustion Escape, This skill now cause exhaustion ... |
Lykan
protective spirit : only effecting target other ally
GD Defender
Protective Spirit reduced to charges like Spirit Bond. GG 55s.
Evilsod
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Originally Posted by Plague on a Stick
[skill]rend enchantments[/skill]
much more deadly 2 a 55 farmer/600hp bonder etc farmer then [skill]chilblains[/skill] |
Muspellsheimr
Require a 1,000 gold fee for every 5 minutes played. - wait, that might encourage it...
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Give every monster the ability to steal from someones inventory.
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Give every monster the ability to steal from someones inventory.
spellsword
Loot scalling.
Reduced drops from AoE kills.
Anti farm code.
...right.
Reduced drops from AoE kills.
Anti farm code.
...right.
kooomar
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Originally Posted by corey54321
well if u didnt know they wont take the items away from us unless they was duped so i dont think the can get all of the -50 cestas also y would u want to nurf farming if u nurf it the games about shot for noobs cus they dont have the experiance to vanquish and do elite mishs and other major ways to make profits
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Bryant Again
Limit every skillbar to 1 non-elite skill. Let's see you get creative now!
Performance Pudding
farming becomes a bannable offense... well obviously that would be the worst.
Yichi
youre all missing the point on prot spirit. The skill always has and will always work as its intended too. The fact that you can stack multiple of the same rune to get the hp loss and the -50 cesta are the driving factors behind the 55 solo monk/necro/whatever, not prot spirit.... The skill works as well as it does for lower health because of the game mechanic, not a skill...
Zeph
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Originally Posted by Evilsod
And also utterly useless against a 55/600 farmer, or indeed any other type of farmer, that uses Shadow Form, Vow of Silence, Spellbreaker and Obsidian Flesh.
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Kas
Worst farming nerf?
Reduce damage dealt by players by 90%.
And then grab a global enchantment:
For every 3 players in your team, your damage increases by 30%.
So basically when you're farming, it will take you ages to kill one fricking mob because you don't do any damage at all.
Reduce damage dealt by players by 90%.
And then grab a global enchantment:
For every 3 players in your team, your damage increases by 30%.
So basically when you're farming, it will take you ages to kill one fricking mob because you don't do any damage at all.
Evilsod
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Originally Posted by Zeph
Your forgetting that chilblains is PBAOE so it can remove all of the above enchantments.
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