Donner party meets Guild Wars

Shiishii Momo

Shiishii Momo

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2006

I need a guild, R5 KOBD

N/

Let's say you are tromping around the Southern Shiverpeaks one day, full h/h party, and a catastrophic avalanche traps you in a small area, you seek shelter in a nearby cave. No Dwarven Scouting party comes to find you and the hours stretch into days, you ultimately decide to turn to the only option you have to stay alive, cannabalism. Who do you eat first, and why? I would go for Cynn, I like my food a little spicy, or Gwen, just to shut her the hell up.

Touketsu Hasu

Touketsu Hasu

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2007

At my computer

N/

(Let's just imagine that Talon was a usable hench in the Southern Shiverpeaks) Mmm, chicken. ^_^

Seraphic Divinity

Seraphic Divinity

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2006

Heroes Ascent

Mo/

...? I would say the thread fails if I wasn't going to respond to it...

Talon Silverwing... nothing beats chicken where I come from




***EDIT***

RAWR!!! Someone beat me to it!!!
Guess I should have seen that one coming... Q_Q

Mordakai

Mordakai

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Aug 2005

Kyhlo

W/

What? No Charred Charr? Aromatic Asura? Delightful Dwarf? All Natural Norn.... OK, I'll stop.

Omega X

Omega X

Ninja Unveiler

Join Date: Jun 2005

Louisiana, USA

Boston Guild[BG]

W/Me

Catastrophic Avalanche?

Just ask Cynn to melt the damn ice.

R!ghteous Ind!gnation

R!ghteous Ind!gnation

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2007

N/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Omega X
Catastrophic Avalanche?

Just ask Cynn to melt the damn ice.
You forgot how bad the AI was...

As far as who I would eat I have already taken a nibble from Livia's.... assets.

Faer

Faer

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

Join Date: Feb 2006

Do Gwen, steal the avalance, eat Cynn.

makosi

makosi

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

"Pre-nerf" is incorrect. It's pre-buff.

Requirement Begins With R [notQ]

Me/

Norgu has plenty of meat to share around.

lennymon

lennymon

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2005

Seattle

Odin's Hammer [OH] - Servant's of Fortuna [SoF]

R/

I'd have to go with killing and subsisting on all the male NPCs first seems more enjoyable to be trapped with women than a bunch of macho types.

Shiishii Momo

Shiishii Momo

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2006

I need a guild, R5 KOBD

N/

Quote:
Originally Posted by makosi
Norgu has plenty of meat to share around.
At first, I thought the same thing, but then I remember that since he is a male mesmer, he is most likely a homosexual, and since A-Net wont give us a hairstylist, Norgu can do it.

MMSDome

MMSDome

Raged Out

Join Date: Sep 2005

Skill Idea:

Animate Food

Ritual. Create food at your location
Energy Cost: 5
Cast Time: 5 seconds
Recharge: 0

that or this thread is totally pointless

R!ghteous Ind!gnation

R!ghteous Ind!gnation

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2007

N/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiishii Momo
At first, I thought the same thing, but then I remember that since he is a male mesmer, he is most likely a homosexual, and since A-Net wont give us a hairstylist, Norgu can do it.
True... I need Norgu to do my hair so that i can continue to nibble on Livia.

Retribution X

Retribution X

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2005

Check behind you again.

N/

I'd just have vekk blow it away.

He seems to be good at making things go boom.

Lord Xeshm

Lord Xeshm

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jan 2007

Quote:
Originally Posted by Faer
Do Gwen, steal the avalance, eat Cynn.
Do avalanche, eat Gwen, steal Cynn

Internet Meme ftw!

Age

Age

Hall Hero

Join Date: Jul 2005

California Canada/BC

STG Administrator

Mo/

Charr Broiled anyone.

KANE OG

KANE OG

Banned

Join Date: Oct 2005

Ogmios Graybeards

W/

You guys are totally sick! Everyone knows Cynn has an edible thong. Sheesh!

KANE

Duaric

Duaric

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2007

Elite Shadow Crusaders

W/E

It has been found the Donner party did not eat themselves. The animals they brought most likely. The cannibal theory is no more than an urban myth now. That being said, I think Brutus the Wallow would last you at least a week. If you could stand the smell. rofl

Bryant Again

Bryant Again

Hall Hero

Join Date: Feb 2006

I'd whisper my Gnome Mage to teleport over to Tyria, conjure us some yums, and then blast a fireball to free us and tragically kill Gwen by accident. Oh noes.

But if it came to cannibalism yeah, Norgu's first.

Divinitys Creature

Divinitys Creature

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2005

Somewhere between the Real World and Tyria ;P

The Gothic Embrace [Goth]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Age
Charr Broiled anyone.
I'd kill you all before you try to eat Age :P
Anyway it's gotta be Cynn starting with her thong :P

bam23

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2006

I would kill a nearby wolf, use animate shambling horrors, and keep casting jagged bones on that sucker. Don't have to kill anyone!

Code=007

Code=007

Academy Page

Join Date: Feb 2007

Tomorrow Never [dies]

A/

massive norn girl mmm...
or four-legged meat

lucifer_uk

lucifer_uk

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2006

Nottingham, England

The Venerable Truth [TvT] The Venerable Alliance [TvH] [TvL]

R/

Stick on a vampiric mod get rez'd at the nearest rez shrine and leave Gwen by mistake. Everyone's a winner.

Jessyi

Jessyi

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2005

Mo/

I would eat everyone, then escape the cave to find a search party. I would lead them back and eat them too. And I would live forever.

Age

Age

Hall Hero

Join Date: Jul 2005

California Canada/BC

STG Administrator

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Divinitys Creature
I'd kill you all before you try to eat Age :P
Anyway it's gotta be Cynn starting with her thong :P
That was or is a The Guild Hall special started by Citizen.

Hyper.nl

Hyper.nl

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2006

Defending Fort Aspenwood

E/

Hm, I usually have an unlimited food supply with me, and it won't cost a single fatality:

1. Olias can always summon an always tasty flesh golem from any corpse.
2. If there are no more usable corpses, we can always axe a volunteering party member, I always have 2 monks with reusable resurrect so there will be no enduring deaths.
3. Sousuke can toast any meat with his searing flames.

quickmonty

quickmonty

Ancient Windbreaker

Join Date: May 2005

I'd just map travel out.

or ... tap into my supply of juicy hecket legs

Senrath

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2006

Halfway between here and there

Advanced Technology [CCCP]

I doubt I'd go hungry. I always carry around a stack of those blob things nowadays :P

Dr Strangelove

Dr Strangelove

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Dec 2005

Wasting away again in Margaritaville

[HOTR]

I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse.

*eyes Zhed*

psycore

psycore

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

just die and ressurect at the nearest shrine?

Redfeather1975

Redfeather1975

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2006

Apartment#306

Rhedd Asylum

Me/

I like snowcones.

free_fall

free_fall

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2005

For the record, it's "Umm, tastes like chicken!"

Stolen Souls

Stolen Souls

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Feb 2006

I'd live off my consumables, yo. Candycanes, Kabobs, Choco-Bunnies...and I wouldn't share.


*sees the heros/hench eyeing him oddly*

>.>

<.<

kriswish

kriswish

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Oct 2005

SvR

W/R

pfft, you all are likely to be eaten by a grue anyway

MoldyRiceFrenzy

MoldyRiceFrenzy

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2005

Santa Rosa, CA

Confusion in The Ranks[tArD]

Mo/W

Quote:
Originally Posted by Omega X
Catastrophic Avalanche?

Just ask Cynn to melt the damn ice.
Lol, ya.

neways... id wait til eveyone was sleeping... and then bam, monk smite baby,

Smoke

Smoke

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2005

Down Under

Rt/

Quote:
Originally Posted by R!ghteous Ind!gnation
As far as who I would eat I have already taken a nibble from Livia's.... assets.
haha that cracked me up, which means i would prolly be doing the same thing

Alexandra-Sweet

Alexandra-Sweet

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2006

That one place with the trees, mountains and snow

Ember Power Mercenaries [EMP]

Me/

No one ever thinks about the vegetarians?
There's ice all over the place! ICECREAM FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!

Nemo the Capitalist

Nemo the Capitalist

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2006

Trust me you dont want to know my Chasms of Despair

Zaishen Brotherhood

N/Me

I'd eat donkuro gotta hate a tactican who is shady and has creepy hair

okashii

okashii

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2007

E/

"Hey Livia , I'll give you the last Talon slice if you strip for me :P "

Maximumraver

Maximumraver

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2006

The Netherlands

Twisted Revenge [TR]

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Faer
Do Gwen, steal the avalance, eat Cynn.
lol, i have nothing to add to this one.

Omniclasm

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2007

Guild Hall

A/

Erm...I would press M then click on Lion's Arch.