Donner party meets Guild Wars

netniwk

netniwk

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2005

Bellgium

W/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by quickmonty
I'd just map travel out.

or ... tap into my supply of juicy hecket legs
Am I not the only one with a stack of these in my inventory??
its fun dropping these during pug runs.

pkodyssey

pkodyssey

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2005

In a cardboard box with Internet

The Order of the Frozen Tundra (TofT)

N/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Alexandra-Sweet
No one ever thinks about the vegetarians?
There's ice all over the place! ICECREAM FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!
Exactly, NO ONE ever thinks of the vegitarians.

PETA - People eating tasty animals.

Wheres the beef.





P.S. To each there own!

thor hammerbane

thor hammerbane

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2005

Dark Side of the Moon

Fat Kids Are Hard To Kid[nap]

Horny Children!
I would eat vekk...Hate that guy.

Esan

Esan

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2007

Wars

Why is this thread in riverside insead of offtopic?

R!ghteous Ind!gnation

R!ghteous Ind!gnation

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2007

N/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Smoke
haha that cracked me up, which means i would prolly be doing the same thing
Rofl thanks... her top makes me want to take a bite out of something anyway.

Painbringer

Painbringer

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2006

Minnesota

Black Widows of Death

W/Mo

Could Zed still walk with 3 legs?

Senrath

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2006

Halfway between here and there

Advanced Technology [CCCP]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Painbringer
Could Zed still walk with 3 legs?
Probably, but that meat would probably be really stringy and tough.

Zahr Dalsk

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Aug 2007

Canada

If it's eating food, probably Zhed since he's a horse (close enough to one).

If it's not food, then Livia and Cynn

Divinitys Creature

Divinitys Creature

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2005

Somewhere between the Real World and Tyria ;P

The Gothic Embrace [Goth]

I'd do the quest where you have to collect 2^64 succulent juniper meats. I mean if it's a quest there has to be that much meat lying around right?

My Sweet Revenga

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2005

R/

You know, we run around all of Tyria, Elona, Cantha killing all sorts of creatures, and all we take from them is a tooth, a bobble, a tail, a single scale, maybe a femur..... how about for once we STOP BEING SO WASTEFUL and just eat the damn carcass. So much wasted food potential no wonder there are people poor and starving in Cantha.....

http://www.vgcats.com/ffxi/?strip_id=2

As for the avalanche, just go a little futher north and a big wurm shows up. Kill it and you have food for a week. I hear the mandible is quite a delicasy...

Alkonium

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Oct 2006

Order of Ascendancy

W/E

Well, what I'd do, instead of eating anyone, is simply cast Mark of Rodgort on the snow blocking the way out, slash at it with my FDS, swim out, then try to make it back to Droknar's Forge before I freeze solid.

Snow Bunny

Snow Bunny

Alcoholic From Yale

Join Date: Jul 2007

Strong Foreign Policy [sFp]

Mmmm....

what I would have going on under the snow with Livia, Cynn, and Herta would be enough to melt the ice.

Might have to kill and skin Zhed first to get a comfy blanket though.

Smile Like Umean It

Smile Like Umean It

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2006

E/Rt

Assuming I've just capped Maw, I'd say me and my whole party are good. Just a camping trip really.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr Strangelove
I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse.

*eyes Zhed*
Lol I'm suddenly picturing Zhed looking at you with a Fireball in has hand, eyebrow raised and saying "Go ahead and try it two-legs". Of course when you back down he calls you a bitch.

*shrug* Zhed can be fierce.

Nemo the Capitalist

Nemo the Capitalist

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2006

Trust me you dont want to know my Chasms of Despair

Zaishen Brotherhood

N/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Duaric
It has been found the Donner party did not eat themselves. The animals they brought most likely. The cannibal theory is no more than an urban myth now. That being said, I think Brutus the Wallow would last you at least a week. If you could stand the smell. rofl

Actually it has been found some members did eat others to survive

PBS

Eat It
Love it
Live it

blue.rellik

blue.rellik

Forge Runner

Join Date: Feb 2007

Melbourne, Australia

None

W/

I would eat the big Norn woman

But not in the way the thread is asking for it

longhornrob

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2007

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessyi
I would eat everyone, then escape the cave to find a search party. I would lead them back and eat them too. And I would live forever.
You Ravenous son of a gun, you...