Donner party meets Guild Wars
Shiishii Momo
Let's say you are tromping around the Southern Shiverpeaks one day, full h/h party, and a catastrophic avalanche traps you in a small area, you seek shelter in a nearby cave. No Dwarven Scouting party comes to find you and the hours stretch into days, you ultimately decide to turn to the only option you have to stay alive, cannabalism. Who do you eat first, and why? I would go for Cynn, I like my food a little spicy, or Gwen, just to shut her the hell up.
Touketsu Hasu
(Let's just imagine that Talon was a usable hench in the Southern Shiverpeaks) Mmm, chicken. ^_^
Seraphic Divinity
...? I would say the thread fails if I wasn't going to respond to it...
Talon Silverwing... nothing beats chicken where I come from
***EDIT***
RAWR!!! Someone beat me to it!!!
Guess I should have seen that one coming... Q_Q
Talon Silverwing... nothing beats chicken where I come from
***EDIT***
RAWR!!! Someone beat me to it!!!
Guess I should have seen that one coming... Q_Q
Mordakai
What? No Charred Charr? Aromatic Asura? Delightful Dwarf? All Natural Norn.... OK, I'll stop.
Omega X
Catastrophic Avalanche?
Just ask Cynn to melt the damn ice.
Just ask Cynn to melt the damn ice.
R!ghteous Ind!gnation
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Originally Posted by Omega X
Catastrophic Avalanche?
Just ask Cynn to melt the damn ice. |
As far as who I would eat I have already taken a nibble from Livia's.... assets.
Faer
Do Gwen, steal the avalance, eat Cynn.
makosi
Norgu has plenty of meat to share around.
lennymon
I'd have to go with killing and subsisting on all the male NPCs first seems more enjoyable to be trapped with women than a bunch of macho types.
Shiishii Momo
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Originally Posted by makosi
Norgu has plenty of meat to share around.
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MMSDome
Skill Idea:
Animate Food
Ritual. Create food at your location
Energy Cost: 5
Cast Time: 5 seconds
Recharge: 0
that or this thread is totally pointless
Animate Food
Ritual. Create food at your location
Energy Cost: 5
Cast Time: 5 seconds
Recharge: 0
that or this thread is totally pointless
R!ghteous Ind!gnation
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Originally Posted by Shiishii Momo
At first, I thought the same thing, but then I remember that since he is a male mesmer, he is most likely a homosexual, and since A-Net wont give us a hairstylist, Norgu can do it.
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Retribution X
I'd just have vekk blow it away.
He seems to be good at making things go boom.
He seems to be good at making things go boom.
Lord Xeshm
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Originally Posted by Faer
Do Gwen, steal the avalance, eat Cynn.
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Internet Meme ftw!
Age
Charr Broiled anyone.
KANE OG
You guys are totally sick! Everyone knows Cynn has an edible thong. Sheesh!
KANE
KANE
Duaric
It has been found the Donner party did not eat themselves. The animals they brought most likely. The cannibal theory is no more than an urban myth now. That being said, I think Brutus the Wallow would last you at least a week. If you could stand the smell. rofl
Bryant Again
I'd whisper my Gnome Mage to teleport over to Tyria, conjure us some yums, and then blast a fireball to free us and tragically kill Gwen by accident. Oh noes.
But if it came to cannibalism yeah, Norgu's first.
But if it came to cannibalism yeah, Norgu's first.
Divinitys Creature
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Originally Posted by Age
Charr Broiled anyone.
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Anyway it's gotta be Cynn starting with her thong :P
bam23
I would kill a nearby wolf, use animate shambling horrors, and keep casting jagged bones on that sucker. Don't have to kill anyone!
Code=007
massive norn girl mmm...
or four-legged meat
or four-legged meat
lucifer_uk
Stick on a vampiric mod get rez'd at the nearest rez shrine and leave Gwen by mistake. Everyone's a winner.
Jessyi
I would eat everyone, then escape the cave to find a search party. I would lead them back and eat them too. And I would live forever.
Age
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Originally Posted by Divinitys Creature
I'd kill you all before you try to eat Age :P
Anyway it's gotta be Cynn starting with her thong :P |
Hyper.nl
Hm, I usually have an unlimited food supply with me, and it won't cost a single fatality:
1. Olias can always summon an always tasty flesh golem from any corpse.
2. If there are no more usable corpses, we can always axe a volunteering party member, I always have 2 monks with reusable resurrect so there will be no enduring deaths.
3. Sousuke can toast any meat with his searing flames.
1. Olias can always summon an always tasty flesh golem from any corpse.
2. If there are no more usable corpses, we can always axe a volunteering party member, I always have 2 monks with reusable resurrect so there will be no enduring deaths.
3. Sousuke can toast any meat with his searing flames.
quickmonty
I'd just map travel out.
or ... tap into my supply of juicy hecket legs
or ... tap into my supply of juicy hecket legs
Senrath
I doubt I'd go hungry. I always carry around a stack of those blob things nowadays :P
Dr Strangelove
I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse.
*eyes Zhed*
*eyes Zhed*
psycore
just die and ressurect at the nearest shrine?
Redfeather1975
I like snowcones.
free_fall
For the record, it's "Umm, tastes like chicken!"
Stolen Souls
I'd live off my consumables, yo. Candycanes, Kabobs, Choco-Bunnies...and I wouldn't share.
*sees the heros/hench eyeing him oddly*
>.>
<.<
*sees the heros/hench eyeing him oddly*
>.>
<.<
kriswish
pfft, you all are likely to be eaten by a grue anyway
MoldyRiceFrenzy
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Originally Posted by Omega X
Catastrophic Avalanche?
Just ask Cynn to melt the damn ice. |
neways... id wait til eveyone was sleeping... and then bam, monk smite baby,
Smoke
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Originally Posted by R!ghteous Ind!gnation
As far as who I would eat I have already taken a nibble from Livia's.... assets.
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Alexandra-Sweet
No one ever thinks about the vegetarians?
There's ice all over the place! ICECREAM FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!
There's ice all over the place! ICECREAM FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!
Nemo the Capitalist
I'd eat donkuro gotta hate a tactican who is shady and has creepy hair
okashii
"Hey Livia 
, I'll give you the last Talon slice if you strip for me :P "
Maximumraver
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Originally Posted by Faer
Do Gwen, steal the avalance, eat Cynn.
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Omniclasm
Erm...I would press M then click on Lion's Arch.