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Tender Wolf

Banned

Join Date: Jul 2007

All over Tyria, Cantha, & Elona

The Eternal Night Vanguard [TEN]

R/

28 Nov 2007 at 23:55 - 1

As we all know, Guild Wars is full of many different creatures, both allies and enemies. I thought I'd start a thread about it. Forgive me if there already is one, didn't find it in search. Anyway, here's my list:

Ugly:
The Hunger (I realize he's not supposed to be cute, but come on! lol)
Terrorweb dryders (ewww giant spiders vampire fangs)

Weird:
Margonites (not ugly but the glowy thing is weird to me lol)
Djinn (they're so...glasslike)
Asura (short with weird ears)
Forgotten creatures (giant snakes or cobras with arms)

Cute/Funny:
Beetles (noise is funny and they're cute rolling around haha)
Heket (I love the frogs and how they hop around, except when they're in huge mobs

)

Pretty/Cool:
Sylvari (even though we haven't officically seen them yet)
Hydras (cool looking! hehe)

Little Shenanigan

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2007

29 Nov 2007 at 00:07 - 2

ugly :: stone elementals, charr

weird :: mantids, wind riders

cute :: i don't really like any of them

cool :: oni, dryders

Xue Fang

Banned

Join Date: Nov 2007

29 Nov 2007 at 00:45 - 3

Wierd/Funny/Cool: Mallyx the giant pink ape.

Lady Raenef

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2007

Oregon, USA.

Zero Mercy [zm]

W/

29 Nov 2007 at 00:51 - 4

The beetles should go under the "make me turn off my speakers" category.

Taurucis

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

The edge of reason

I don't play any more.

W/E

29 Nov 2007 at 00:52 - 5

Ugly: Most male wammos and necros in the Ugly Armor Combos thread, Asura
Wierd: I'm not sure...
Cute: Mallyx <3 and the Margonites. Also Flesh Golems
Cool: Margonites and Mallyx. I LOVE margonites <3 (points at avatar)

chowmein69

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2007

29 Nov 2007 at 00:53 - 6

ugly:
skales.

weird : margonites.

cute : asura.

cool: charrs.

I MP I

Hustler

Join Date: Nov 2006

in between GW2 servers

Mo/

29 Nov 2007 at 01:07 - 7

ugly: all afflicted, torment creatures, trolls, yetis, skales.

weird: margonites, djinns, beetles, island guardians, wallows.

funny: heket, asura, dwarves (midgets are always funny)

wardens.

cool: destroyers, ceratadons, shiro'kens.

Thats about all I can think of for now.

Bryant Again

Hall Hero

Join Date: Feb 2006

29 Nov 2007 at 01:10 - 8

Ugly: Jotun. Not terribly ugly, just boring.

Cool: Margonites are pretty bad ass looking.

Cute: Bunnies!

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

29 Nov 2007 at 01:13 - 9

Ugly: Afflicted, Heket, Behemoths, Simians

Weird: Dragon Mosses, Neoss

Funny: anything Centaur-like (make me think of Zhed), Dwarves, Wind Riders

Cute: Rollerbeetles (I LOVE their noise and mimic them on vent for instant laughts from my guildies), Kirin (those also should go in the "stupid" category - cute, but helluva stupid creatures)

Cool: Wallows, Charr, Island Guardians, Dragons, Aatxe, Shadow Army (last two are my favorites in the game)

Jumping Is Uselss

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2005

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29 Nov 2007 at 01:16 - 10

Ugly: Dredge

Cool: Siege Turtles

Weird: Kurzicks and Luxons

cute: Beetles

Awesome: Magonites

Neo Nugget

Site Contributor

Join Date: Jan 2006

R/

29 Nov 2007 at 01:19 - 11

Ugly: afflicted. shiro, whatever the heck the Scar Eater is...Gaki i think.
worst of all....grawl.

Weird:urgoz, oakhearts.

Cute/Funny: Asura.

Pretty/Cool:Titans,kunnavang,kanaxai, charr, ataxes, griffins, stone summit.

silv3rr

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

29 Nov 2007 at 01:37 - 12

Cool: Mursatt & Margonites. I would love to see these two sides go at it...

err as for the rest, I dunno, I like fighting the Shiro'ken... the Djinn are coolsome as well. Shiro's up there too for double slashing an old lady without giving it a second thought.

Weird/Ugly: Afflicted, Luxons (kidding)

Cute: Rurik

Funny: Grawls

Kha

Sins FTW!

Join Date: Mar 2005

USA

Angel Sharks [AS]

29 Nov 2007 at 02:20 - 13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Raenef

The beetles should go under the "make me turn off my speakers" category.

BLASPHEMY! How can anyone say something like that?!

Quote:

Originally Posted by silv3rr

Cute: Rurik

I think I threw up a little in my mouth...

placebo overdose

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2007

N/

29 Nov 2007 at 02:26 - 14

smite crawlers are all of the above

Onarik Amrak

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2007

Astral Revenants

P/W

29 Nov 2007 at 03:35 - 15

Cool: Shiro'ken

Ugly: Afflicted

CDittric77

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jan 2007

A Famous Small Town in PA

Saints of Avalon

R/Mo

29 Nov 2007 at 03:48 - 16

I can't stand spiders. SPIDERS!

But as for cute: The Yaks in Yak's Bend!

Lady Raenef

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2007

Oregon, USA.

Zero Mercy [zm]

W/

29 Nov 2007 at 03:52 - 17

Ugly: Afflicted. All of them. I still think they got the idea from Halo. Your characters.

Weird: Siege Devourers. What kind of creature lets you hurt them, then get inside their belly and shoot thinks like a prehistoric tank?

Cute/Funny: My character is cute.

Pretty/Cool: Shiro Tagachi. There is nothing more cooler in this game, than a dual-wielding bastard who was tricked to be evil, and just wants to murder everything. That's the type of unstable personality you need in a game.

pumpkin pie

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jul 2006

behind you

bumble bee

E/

29 Nov 2007 at 06:06 - 18

Afflicted Ritualist is the ugliest, yuck and slimy too...

I don't understand the Wardens they seem to be on the right side, but yet they are our enemies in the game, I mean what's not to like about creatures that take care of the tress ??

Monolith, I always thought of those as rubic cube that changes into animal shape.

Oink, Oink Oink... need i say more.

The Beetles, able to colors their shells in race cars pattern, roll in high speed and use a machine gun effect while fighting!

The Cuties:
1) Oink 2) Beetles 3) The Stone Summit Dwarfs 4) Sadistic Giants 5) The Turtltes

The Cool:
1) Oni, 2) Beetles 3) Wind Rider 4) The Tengu 5) The Griffon 6) The Abyssal 7) Shadow Monk 8) Bone Dragons 9) Animate Golem's Golem 10) Doppelganger

The Uglies:
1) Varesh when she grew "horns" 2) Confessor Dorian (out of proportion man) 3) Afflicted Ritualist

The Weird but Cool
1) Gaki 2) Monolith 3) Hopping Vampires 4) Charr Hunter Beast 5) Temple Guardian 6) Wardens

Redfeather1975

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2006

Apartment#306

Rhedd Asylum

Me/

29 Nov 2007 at 06:11 - 19

This one is all the above.
http://gw.gamewikis.org/wiki/Image:Slort_Nilbog.jpg
RaWr! I winz the internets.

Medic

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2006

CA

[DNR]

Mo/

29 Nov 2007 at 08:28 - 20

Coolest: Mallyx, the giant ape guy

Cutest: Bunnies that Anet wont let me have as pets

Glint's baby is a close second

Ugliest:Asura, everytime I see one I want to step on it

Sleeper Service

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

CULT

29 Nov 2007 at 12:01 - 21

ugly: none, im sure their mothers love them all as they are.

Weird, Cute, Funny, Pretty and Cool: Frogmen.

Olim Chill

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2007

USA

DMI

N/

29 Nov 2007 at 12:49 - 22

Ugly:
Abominations
Moa Birds
Afflicted
Bone Horrors (but loveable)

Weird:
Thorn Stalkers
Asura
Frostfire Dryders

Cute/Funny:
Imps (when your health is over 50%)
Oink
Turtles

Pretty/Cool:
Glint
Hydras
Wolves
Bears
Smoke Phantoms

Nornagest

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Sep 2005

Germany

Gemeinschaft der Streiter Innos

R/

29 Nov 2007 at 12:50 - 23

ugly:Afflicted, Flesh Golems (Perdition Rock and Underworld)
weird:Dryder, some Destroyers,
cool:Tengu (especially Avicara), Bladed Aatxe, Shadow Creatures, Charr

malko050987

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2007

Arad, Romania

The Arctic Marauders [TAM] - now recruiting!

R/

29 Nov 2007 at 13:25 - 24

I've actually gone 1st person in many battles, putting my life in the hands of my heroes, just so I could look the enemy in the eye.

And I had lots of nasty surprises. Like, Ghostly Hero is 2 times my size, putting my head at eye level with his crotch >.<

Many enemies look really nice up-front, tho. Or creepy. Ever stared at a Wind Rider ?

Or a Vaettir?

Coolest would have to be Oozes.
I hate Spiders the most, but they look good.
Cutest is Carlotta >.>
Ugliest are the Flesh Golems in Perdition Rock. Fugly things.

Abedeus

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Jan 2007

Niflheim

R/

29 Nov 2007 at 13:27 - 25

Ugliest - Tormented Monsters.

Weirdest - Plants, lol.

Cutest - Rain Beetles!!

Cool - Octopuses, like Grasping Darknesses or Smoke Phantoms.

DarkWasp

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2005

Paradise

Agency Of Forbidden Fruits [Oot]

R/A

29 Nov 2007 at 14:30 - 26

Ugliest:
Ettins, Jotuns, Yettis, General Morghan

Weirdest:
Xunlai boss in Snake Dance

Cutest:
Luxon civilian children

Coolest:
Celestial Pig

ravensong

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2006

Croatia

Me/

29 Nov 2007 at 14:31 - 27

Ugly: The Afflicted , Grawls , Jotuns...

Weird: Mandragors , all of plant creatures ,Avalanche-like-creatures...

Cute: Beetles

Cool: Shiro`ken , Margonites , Wardens ,Oni , Temple Guardians, Awakened Undeads and Grey Giants with their floating heads!

Mordakai

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Aug 2005

Kyhlo

W/

29 Nov 2007 at 14:55 - 28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redfeather1975

This one is all the above.
http://gw.gamewikis.org/wiki/Image:Slort_Nilbog.jpg
RaWr! I winz the internets.

I love that guy, and a great quest, too. ("Why can't I attack?")

Maximumraver

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2006

The Netherlands

Twisted Revenge [TR]

E/

29 Nov 2007 at 19:18 - 29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Raenef

The beetles should go under the "make me turn off my speakers" category.

Nothing to add.
/Agree

arcady

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2006

San Francisco native

Mo/P

29 Nov 2007 at 19:28 - 30

I always liked the Iboga on Istan. Somebody had the original dial turned up when they drew that one. And yet it still feels very fantasy.

And from the very first time I saw the Charr I was thinking, 'can I switch sides? those guys look like more fun to play.' For cat / rat / something people, they're a lot more interesting than the usual catgirl / lionman / puma lord of the jungle motif.

Severlator

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Nov 2007

N/

29 Nov 2007 at 19:39 - 31

Ugliest Undead
Weirdest Afflicted
Cutest Tahlkora <3
Coolest Junundu worms

Targuil

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2007

Tampere, Finland

Keep Dreaming [Yawn]

E/

29 Nov 2007 at 20:28 - 32

Weird: Shiro'ken
Cool: Mursaat
ugly: Executioner

cute: ghouls

Tender Wolf

Banned

Join Date: Jul 2007

All over Tyria, Cantha, & Elona

The Eternal Night Vanguard [TEN]

R/

29 Nov 2007 at 23:23 - 33

Ugly: Afflicted, Torment creatures
Weird: Mursaat, Lich
Cute: Kuunavang, Shiro (LMAO I love the ending cinematic, he's all sparkly

)

hehehehehe I knew I'd have some to add. And funny comment about Slort Nilbog and the battle of the beetle sounds.

Queenie

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

29 Nov 2007 at 23:41 - 34

Cute: Shiro Tagachi, Varesh (when she was human...not all trans-margonite), BEETLES! (omg, make the cutest noises EVER!)

Ugly: Afflicted, and all the rest. Maybe.

Tender Wolf

Banned

Join Date: Jul 2007

All over Tyria, Cantha, & Elona

The Eternal Night Vanguard [TEN]

R/

12 Dec 2007 at 23:19 - 35

I'd like to add desert wurms to the list. Well, all wurms actually, except junundu. So annoying how they pop up and strike for 200+ damage. And they are downright ugly. lol

Toriyaki

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Nov 2007

Phoenix Connection

Me/

12 Dec 2007 at 23:26 - 36

Cute: Wallows, Siege Turtles, Kappas, Junundu, Hippos, Moas, Polar Bears, and Dolyaks (Who could forget those?!)

Ugly: Shiro...seriously

TwinRaven

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2005

W/

12 Dec 2007 at 23:30 - 37

You forgot the Hawt category: Cynn, of course

Ugly: Ettins
Weird: Titan and their kin....3 legs?
Cute: Oink...and Frog
Cool: Bone Dragons

ensoriki

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Canada bro.

A/D

12 Dec 2007 at 23:35 - 38

Pretties:Charmable everything! (except spiders...and reef crabs)
Cool: Dragons of all kind (except Glint, she sucks) Doppelganger
Ugly: Afflicted everything,
Weird: Wurms.

genofreek

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

USA

Jenova's Apocolyptic Remains [JAR]

D/

12 Dec 2007 at 23:39 - 39

Ugly: Male warriors and sins, the T-rex-looking dinosaurs like Mobrin, Gadd, Palawa Joko, and a good portion of male rit armor.

Weird: Nightmares, centaurs, the Afflicted, most demons.

Cute: Beetles!

Also Gwen, and the bunnies. And my moa collection (black, white, red, chick).

Cool: Jade Sea, vaettirs, monk spell effects, the word "bookah", good PUGs, and margonites or whatever they're called.

Lord Sojar

The Fallen One

Join Date: Dec 2005

Oblivion

Irrelevant

Mo/Me

13 Dec 2007 at 00:17 - 40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Raenef

The beetles should go under the "make me turn off my speakers" category.

QFT. Reeee!! Rwreeee!!!

Oni are awesome looking. So are margonite. Coolest creature in my opinion is Azure Shadow. abaddon is cool too.

Gwen is cute, umm, the presearing bunneh is cute.

Weird.... hmmm... demons.

Ugly: Male wammos that grind female characters, Male warrior FoW armor, elemental swords (oh, playschool sword much?), crystalline swords (wow, nice broken window on a stick, want a cookie?), Palawa Joko, and oh oh! afflicted... gross