Funniest in-game rage-rants you're heard?

Tyla

Emo Goth Italics

Join Date: Sep 2006

title says it all...whether you are pvping,pveing,whatever you get the odd incredibly angry person right?

please have names blocked on screenshots too plz

Isair the Gray

Isair the Gray

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2007

D/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by tyla salanari
title says it all...whether you are pvping,pveing,whatever you get the odd incredibly angry person right?

please have names blocked on screenshots too plz
I can't remember exactly how it happened. But in RA some ranger got all pissy at me because I 3 shot him on a spike dmg dervish.

Best one I've had.

Taurucis

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

The edge of reason

I don't play any more.

W/E

Yesterday my alliance and I were ganking people on our sins. We kept seeing:

"U NOOB SINS"
"****ING NOOB SINS"

We made some poor ritualist cry :P

Isison

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2007

P/Mo

"I once spiked him in beta, and he curses me via PM daily to today"

Gwmaster

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2005

Canada/Quebec

N/

did a free cathedral of flames run, and got flamed by angry runners, who lost their clients

Kusandaa

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

I got a lot of those happening, but only a few I can remember....

In AB, I was running Spoil Victor for the heck of it... a wammo came up to me. I cast SV and Insidious Parasite. He keeps attacking and dies... then calls me a noob in local chat and leaves. That was totally priceless. Same happened with a couple assassin.

I got called a noob for fast-pulling Tombs; half of the group seemed totally inexperienced and they raged because I was going "too fast" and not letting the monk (a friend of mine, used to run with me) regen between each mob. "OMFG NOOB PULLER! LET THE MONK REGEN!!!!!!!" "OMFG HES GONE AGAIN!!!!"

I think I got a death threat in GW for being gay.

Another was kicking a monk with a ultra-high energy-heavy build without ANY energy management (he had healing breeze, heal other, heal party, WoH, and other skills) - he put me on ignore and kept spamming "NOOB NOOB NOOOOOOOOOB U FAIL" and such for a good 5 minutes. I was lol'ing.

Right now that's all I can think about... I'll have some more. I seem to attract them quite often.

EDIT: Hah I KNEW I'd have another! Was monking Gyala Hatchery for a guildie and a friend of hers. The friend, who wound up being her brother, was a necro MM with a bad bar. He kept rushing everywhere and called me a noob healer for not healing him, while he was at least 2 aggro bubbles away from me. The same guy also went nuts at me (constant PMs for 10 minutes straight, all going "NOOB NOOB NOOB NOOB NOOB NOOB NOOB NOOB NOOB NOOB") for rejecting him for a Tombs run because he was a b/p and I had 7/8 of my people - was only missing orders.

Don Zardeone

Don Zardeone

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2005

I got flamed for using frenzy in pvp by an assassin on the enemy team. Apparently I'm noob for using frenzy as a warrior and for staying near the rest of my team.

Having a monk on my team means I'm noob.

Winning the game usually means I'm noob.

Successfully spiking means I'm noob.

Actually if I ever lose, they call me noob.


So noob if you do and noob if you don't.

JellyBelly

JellyBelly

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Nov 2007

R/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by tyla salanari
title says it all...whether you are pvping,pveing,whatever you get the odd incredibly angry person right?

please have names blocked on screenshots too plz
The other day I was in Beacons, and there were probably 3 or 4 ppl advertising runs to Droks for 2k.. with absolutely no bites I might add... a bit goes by and then there was someone (for some reason I assumed it was a girl, name, char, etc) running for 1k... the first group unsuccessfully trying to get runs went OFF on her! Cussin' & swearin' that she and ppl like her are the reason nobody will pay for runs anymore, and why don't she go somewhere else, they kept at it for about 2 minutes straight. Then her and her FULL pt took off, leaving them swearing at air!! I LMAO on that one when I went back there quite awhile later, and they were still trying to get runs!

shrouded^god

shrouded^god

IGN: J C A C H E

Join Date: Sep 2006

843

[Liar]

Runic Blade dropped for me on a CoF run...I wouldn't sell it to one of the monks running...so he spammed...and is prolly still spamming me...

MaDDoG1221

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2007

Perth, Australia

DOTR

D/

Got flamed becuase i used Avatar of Balth and killed all 4 opposing team in RA in just under a 2min.

Avarre

Avarre

Bubblegum Patrol

Join Date: Dec 2005

Singapore Armed Forces

http://dryder.ytmnd.com/

Bits of offensive language.

Molock

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2006

Qu??bec

Legacy of Angels [Halo]

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarre
http://dryder.ytmnd.com/

Bits of offensive language.
lmao.. why would you ever give someone your customised FoW armor..

Terraban

Terraban

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2007

Using a 55/1hp BiP/Order of Pain Necromancer in Tombs

Got flamed by the MM for not being an Orders Necro...

He ended up doing nothing but leeching, just following us around and picking up his drops.

Last level we purposely overaggroed, let him die, then didn't rez him.

6am3 Fana71c

6am3 Fana71c

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2006

Pictures says it all. Just look at "caps lock" guy





Btw, dunno if that was a joke but it was funny as hell...

beregond

beregond

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2007

Paladins of Eternal Truth[POET]

W/Mo

rofl that is funny.

Let's see...Someone already said it. You win, you're a noob, you lose you're a noob, anything good or bad you do, and you're a noob.

AB's are always funny for flamers. Luxons start ranting about how unfair Grenz is, and Kurzicks start ranting about how unfair Etnaran is. I've seen some pretty funny rages/flames/rants, too bad I didn't take screenshots.

Let's see, I got called a noob for doing a run from AC to Yak's for free once. Let's just say this, I'm not a noob, I was just in a good mood that day, anything wrong with that?

Then I got called a noob for saying a run from Marketplace to KC should be free, and I offered it for free, and just showed people why its a waste of 100 gold, I mean seriously there are paths that have no enemies. I always laugh at that one.

And then scammers love to call you a noob for pointing out their scams to the people. And then people buying black dye in pre looove to call you noobs for pointing it out to the true noobs who don't know any better that black dye is worth more then 10 gold in post. A lot more. That's another favorite of mine. This one guy buying black dye for 10g in pre just totally blew up when I was at Fort Ranik, and told the noobs he's scamming you out of several platinum.

I'll have to take screenshots, and have direct quotes of the next rages I encounter.

Yosh

Yosh

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2007

California

Zero Mercy

Mo/

I've had tons but can't remember most of them.

A recent one started when a new member of my guild started ranting about how he could pwn everyone in the guild. Finally another new member chanllenged him and they scrimmaged. The whole battle they were yelling at eachother over guild chat. We were on TS just laughing at both of these guys. The cocky guy got pwned and then started ranting and isnulting everyone. The guy who beat him just happened to be gay and got yelled at because of it. Eventually the guy got tired of losing and left the guild.


"WHY THE **** ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY COWARD!"
"DID HE JUST GO RUN THROUGH A WALL? HACCHHCH!!!!11!!"

MMSDome

MMSDome

Raged Out

Join Date: Sep 2005

Guy tried to tell me that anything that is NOT +15%>50 +30hp and 20/20 sundering isnt perfect. I went on proving to him that even +15% while enchanted armor +5 and a 3/-1 vampiric is a perfect weapon. Yea he put me on ignore.

Jennie

Jennie

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2007

Newfoundland, Canada

The City Below [Down]

R/Rt

I got called a noob when I was on my ranger for not being in the front line with the warriors. lol. The wars were in the front and then the casters went into the middle of the mob leaving me and another ranger in the very back -.-. Was I gonna run into the middle of the mob and join them too? hell no. So me and the other ranger got flamed for being noobs.

Meat Axe

Meat Axe

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2007

Brisbane, Australia

R/

Some guy started flaming me once while I was in Pre Searing Ascalon while I was going for LDoA. It was late wednesday night. I'd reached level 17 or so, and was asking for a gate opener so I could set up a death level before I went to bed. Anyway, this guy PMs me, and starts commenting on how I don't have a life, and how it was wrong of me to buy a game just to waste my time in the tutorial area. He kept going on and on about it.

Anyway, I replied, asking him how the fact that I was setting up a session where I would just go AFK and do something else leads to me lacking a life. He replied that I should go play the game properly, or should go outside. I then replied with something like "It's 11pm on a wednesday night. What am I supposed to do outside? It's not like I can go to the pub this late on a week night, by myself. That'd just be sad."

Well, he kept harassing me, repeating the same things over and over. So I think I eventually just told him that it was up to me what I did in game, and to mind his own business. It's funny how some people in game try to justify their own existence by telling everyone around them what to do with their leisure time on a computer game.

Kusandaa

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jennie
I got called a noob when I was on my ranger for not being in the front line with the warriors. lol. The wars were in the front and then the casters went into the middle of the mob leaving me and another ranger in the very back -.-. Was I gonna run into the middle of the mob and join them too? hell no. So me and the other ranger got flamed for being noobs.
I had something similar happening; a lv9 ranger was raging at me, thinking he could tank because he had a bear as a pet. I lol'ed again.

Also had a couple rages related to me not taking bonders in FoW, for not healing characters an aggro bubble or two away from me, like this necro in FoW who went totally NUTS at me for "not healing" him despite he was triggering traps on purpose. I actually healed him; I was running a ZB hybrid, and I DID gain my energy back (thus proving he was under 50% health)... I stated this, and he said "so you dont have energy?!?!?" before spending the next 5 minutes using BR on me. When I called in the middle of a long fight (our uber tank!11!!oneone had double aggroed) I never got a BR until 2 minutes AFTER the fight.

He was still mad at me after the Restore quest.

Another involving Tombs and the fact I'm gay was this guy, who thought I was a very good puller and a good guy, who was glad he found someone in his area (we were both from Montreal, French-speaking guys) decided he didn't like me anymore after finding out I was gay. Called me and my team a bunch of names before rage-quitting.

And another guy who raged at me like this (not because I was gay, but quitting and insulting my whole team) was a guy who didn't even know how to heel his pet. I called him a noob out of utter annoyance, and he yelled at the whole team for being PvE noobs before I called him an immature ******, making him ragequit. He PMed me 2 minutes after, saying that "noob calling was immature" and that my friends were stupid... I reminded him he also had called us "noobs".

... Gimme a couple hours, I'll remember more lol.

anonymous

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

Some sin in RA raged at me because I dshotted the second skill in his combo.

VanDamselx

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2006

Buffalo, NY

[TTBH]

Some people just don't realize how cool gay people are, Kusandaa.

I rage quit tonight after seeing how shitty the Sabres were playing. Meh.

TheHaxor

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2007

two

W/N

One TA group getting pissed at another in TA AD1. This erupted into the entire district spamming racist insults at each other. I laughed at how fast it escalated.

It was started by one guy telling another guy to "stop being a noob" because he was making some ridiculous request while looking for people to join his TA group. This in turn caused the members of that guys group to spam racist insults back. Pretty soon nearly everyone in the entire district joined in.

A lead warrior from (you know who you are) Team Chaos Theory [hent] raged at me in pm for like an hour after I killed him like 3 times in RA by linebacking. The rest of his team had block stances so I decided to blow him up. This of course ended up in him calling me a noob who doesn't know how to play the game because he felt I shouldn't have been attacking him =/. I owned him so hard that I would have been pissed too if I was on the receiving end of that beatdown.

twinkles21

twinkles21

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Sep 2007

Canada

Murdering All Malicious Enemies [MAME]

E/

Does everyone remember when sliver dye was worth 600-700g?? I was in pre and i saw someone selling a sliver dye for like 10g, and me trying to be honest pmed the person and told them they could get sooo much more for it, like around 600-700g, and they said something along these lines

"WTF B!TCH LEAVE ME THE HE|| ALONE, YOU F----- NOOB"

Kusandaa

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by twinkles21
Does everyone remember when sliver dye was worth 600-700g?? I was in pre and i saw someone selling a sliver dye for like 10g, and me trying to be honest pmed the person and told them they could get sooo much more for it, like around 600-700g, and they said something along these lines

"WTF B!TCH LEAVE ME THE HE|| ALONE, YOU F----- NOOB"

And another one I just got reminded of! Dyes!

I had a couple silver dyes for about that price quite a while back (maybe even more), like 3 or 4. I saw someone buying them and they asked at what price I was selling them... I think it was like 1k each (let's assume it was, for mathematical purposes). All I know is that it was cheaper than trader for sure.

Guy: Are you selling them all together or for 1k/each?
Me: 1k each.
Guy: OMFG! NOOB! I'm not buying them!
Me: O_o;;... why, I'm offering lower than trader...
Guy: I don't care! I'm not buying them from another player!
Me: *to myself* WTF is that guy talking about.... *to him* You realize you'll actually save money, and benefit someone else at the same time?
Guy: I DON'T CARE! I'd rather give my money to the merchant than to someone else!!!
Me: Whatever...

... I still don't get it today...

Skyy High

Skyy High

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: May 2006

R/

Kusandaa, just out of curiosity, how does the subject of you being gay come up while in a group? I'm not trying to say you should hide it of course, I'd just find it more prudent to keep stuff like that under wraps in a PUG. It's like if I were to start talking politics in every PUG; I know that eventually someone's going to react negatively. That's probably a bad comparison, but it's the best I can think of at 3am.

Ixl Krosstika Ixl

Ixl Krosstika Ixl

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2007

The Arctic Marauders [TAM]

W/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Yosh
I've had tons but can't remember most of them.

A recent one started when a new member of my guild started ranting about how he could pwn everyone in the guild. Finally another new member chanllenged him and they scrimmaged. The whole battle they were yelling at eachother over guild chat. We were on TS just laughing at both of these guys. The cocky guy got pwned and then started ranting and isnulting everyone. The guy who beat him just happened to be gay and got yelled at because of it. Eventually the guy got tired of losing and left the guild.


"WHY THE **** ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY COWARD!"
"DID HE JUST GO RUN THROUGH A WALL? HACCHHCH!!!!11!!"
The same thing happened in my guild.....It was funny as hell
They were yelling at each other on vent for a good 30 minutes before he left

TokeTokeTokeTokeToke

TokeTokeTokeTokeToke

Academy Page

Join Date: Dec 2007

on the move

i get raged alot in AB because i cripple people, move away from them, and shoot them from afar. i hate AB :| all i do is cripshot and gank people.

prism2525

prism2525

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2005

Among dead bodies.

The Republic of Sky Pirates

E/

Ah i remember the Kaineng City run. There was some guy who did the run for 500g once and I spammed "The road to Kaineng has no mobs and can be done by anyone." Of course the usual STFU came up but I didn't care. If i can do it with a lvl 3 paragon (i think it was) then anyone can. The guy then just left to another district and i tailed him hehe. He's actually still on my ignore list

Andisa Kalorn

Andisa Kalorn

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2006

[PMS]

I've seen many hilarious rants, but only got a screenshot of one of them. It was while playing FA, on the Kurzick side. One time, we were doing very badly and seemed to be on the verge of defeat fairly early on, and a paragon on our team totally flipped. He starts raging at the monk and rits for not healing good enough. I was on my rit at the time but wasn't set up for healing, except for a few skills I normally used as self heals... but I was trying my best to keep gunther alive whenever the monk died. After many very close calls and this paragon's nonstop ranting about how we all suck... we won.

The screenshot itself sucks though. The writing's tiny because I was playing on a very small window (computer was running badly). It's been mangled in Paint a few times (I don't have any other programs). And I have the chat filter on because it amuses me for some odd reason.

shrouded^god

shrouded^god

IGN: J C A C H E

Join Date: Sep 2006

843

[Liar]

Just got this in AB on my monk...

OMG why the **** are you in AB on a monk...GTFO and stop healing the wars and sins noob...

-.-

Sakura Az

Sakura Az

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jan 2007

The frozen north

Ambassadors Of Enlightenment [Sage]

A/

hehe i can just imagine what the kurz were saying in thier team chat on the day i sat under the bridge bonding every luxon that passed above me while they battled for the rez shrine. took them till the end of the game to finaly send more than one person to gank me down there.

also in ab i've had people rage at me for trapping.. i kinda trapped the ssnot out of one of the portals and then had a sin step on all the traps, me dshot his heal and then him die from degen. then 30 seconds later, i did the same thing to him again. he got mad.

Cebe

Cebe

The 5th Celestial Boss

Join Date: Jul 2006

Inverness, Scotland

The Cult of Scaro [WHO]

E/

My brother wanted a run to Droks a while back and asked me if I would run him. I hadn't ran in ages and didn't want to try and fail several times so I decided to pay 2k for a runner too so I could "see how a pro did it" these days. Wow. We got into a group of "dual wammos"...yes I know, alarm bells were ringing. So we set off. I stuck on my running build anyway (Dervish/Assassin) and headed off with them. The Dual Wammos died shortly after the tunnel with the Avicara in.

While they were lying there dead they decided to turn Caps Lock on the make themselves sound scarier... "OMFG NUB DERVISH Y U RUN??" "OMFG DERVISH U GOT US KILLED" "OMFG NUB DERVISH RUNNER!!". My brother politely, and calmly pointed out to them that if I was such a "nub", why did I manage to get almost all the way down Lornar's Pass when they failed at almost the start.

Just before I went through the portal the two runners ragequit. I took my brother and the remaining runnees down to Droks for free.

Moral of the Story? Wammos are "Pro".

Pae

Pae

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2005

eh, you always get a bunch of people who are all "I can take you 1v1 in real life D:"

RedNova88

RedNova88

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2007

Behind you!

W/

I usually don't get involved in rants because general chat is off almost all the time :X

But I remember this one time, in RA. Well I was trying out my initial Backbreaker build, and I guess people (especially casters) don't like their 4 seconds on the ground. Because it seems that this one guy in RA HATED ME, I was insulted with a massive array of insults ranging from religious to racist to stuff in foreign languages. And all because this one fellow claimed I was a "noob war" for using Backbreaker because "its not meant for pvp". After the RA match (and after I had laid him out flat, easily mind you), we went on to the next one. I get a PM from (guess who) the same fellow who I had tried to ignore the entire time he was ranting at me. Claiming I sucked and that "primeval is for nubs" and that I "have no life" because I have a destroyer weapon...

However the above story is not as bad as the one that happened much earlier than that. I was playing on my PvP Ritualist, and have a good time. The group was good, everyone was coordinated and knew what they were doing. Then, the dreaded kill count RA match, we lost HORRIBLY. Some person, I don't remember who exactly, in party chat told me that I "sucked" and "need to uninstall." I tell him it's only a game and he needs to calm down. A few seconds later he tells me that "you need to **** my ****". I put him on ignore and thought no more of him. I went on and rejoined RA, in the middle of this match I get a PM from someone who's name I don't recognize, and I did not think it would be the same person. I ask "Yes, sure what do you need?". He replies almost instantly "So are ya ****ing my **** yet?!" I laughed for a good minute... Then reported him. Have yet to see/hear from him on either of his accounts.

Oh wow! I actually think I still have the screen shots of the second one! (will check later)

Yanman.be

Yanman.be

Banned

Join Date: Dec 2005

Belgium

[ROSE]

A/

I rage when I see blindbots, or any kind of melee shutdown when I'm on my sin.

Catrion-Leyt

Catrion-Leyt

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2007

In this remote place called hell.

Archons Ascendant [Arch]

R/E

I was in RA yesterday on my Warrior, testing my scythe build. I had a team of melee, no ranged, no casters. We were up against a team of casters. Well, we got destroyed and one of my A/P teammates feels the need to get pissy.

He said something along the lines of...

"Holy shit
"Stupid spellcasters
"So worthless

Not the best rant, but it was pretty damn stupid.

ValaOfTheFens

ValaOfTheFens

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2006

Warrior Nation[WN]

Yesterday in LA there was a...discussion on the merits of LaZy. Some guy who'd just got into LaZy(he changed guilds sometime in the middle of the argument) started talking crap to people after I mentioned LaZy in a discussion about quantity vs. quality. Anyway, it went on for nearly an hour and the leader of LaZy was charged with being an eBayer AND a pedophile. It was too funny.

TheRaven

TheRaven

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2006

Virginia

Spirit of Elisha

W/

Funniest to me was the ranger that called me a "noob thumbsucker" after I accused him of leeching in our mission.

He never moved off the spawn portal except to run to the first mob and die after we'd moved on yet he continually criticized our performances. I told him off and said at least we were fighting our way thu which was more than he was doing.

I just thought it was hilarious that "thumbsucker" was the worst insult for me that he could come up with. Must have been 8 years old.

Shinde

Banned

Join Date: Dec 2007

Quote:
Originally Posted by Yanman.be
I rage when I see blindbots, or any kind of melee shutdown when I'm on my sin.
Same here, that's why I almost always bring cleanup. It is very satisfying to send them off with a derogatory statement after killing them, seconds before their corpses are shipped off the map.