If you were a member of A-net staff for a day

ensoriki

ensoriki

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Canada bro.

A/D

What position would you take and what would you do.

I know its short, but not much more to say =P

sph0nz

sph0nz

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

none.

W/

Artist position.

I'd create things.

quickmonty

quickmonty

Ancient Windbreaker

Join Date: May 2005

Playtester

I'd play all day

Nevin

Nevin

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jul 2005

Producer/Lead Director

I'd order everyone else to finally make the GW:EN armors good looking, and add silver eagle to every other profession to compensate.

Other then that... Oh I dunno hair dresser NPC, balancing of PvE skills, introduction of new PvE skills, new green weps, allowing more then 1 area of an armor set to be dyed, having weapons show in towns... the list goes on.

Tyla

Emo Goth Italics

Join Date: Sep 2006

i would....help izzy out - then behind his back when hes on TF2 i will make every skill in the game imba to the max!!!!!!!!!

1 up and 2 down

1 up and 2 down

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2007

Rt/

I would either be a writer or a game dev.

If I was a writer I would read up on all the lore for GW2.

If I was a designer I would grant my account the skill "Bamph".

foo

foo

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2006

Scars Meadows [SMS]

N/

ban people like there is no tomorrow

Amalek

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2006

Too Cool For Morale [flag]

Skill Balancer

I'd make Fear Me have a 3 second recharge and make Deadly Paradox sacrifice 100% health.

slowerpoke

slowerpoke

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2007

Cuba

id hire a skill balancer

OI-812

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2006

Somewhere between GW and Fchan on the nets

None

R/D

Make Assassin thrown-dagger skills blockable as if they were physical attacks.

[skill]Crippling Dagger[/skill]
[skill]Disrupting Dagger[/skill] (okay, MAYBE make this one unblockable)
[skill]Dancing Daggers[/skill]

You want your free unblockable lead attack, be a man and use [skill]Iron Palm[/skill].

Sergeant of Marines

Sergeant of Marines

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2006

Japan

[트두므s], Guild Leader

Mo/

Ban Everyone except me So there would be no more lag and I could play in peace!

Xx_Sorin_xX

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2006

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by slowerpoke
id hire a skill balancer
i lol'd.



I'd revert a lot of nerfs back to the way they were. it was better then.

Negligate

Banned

Join Date: Nov 2007

Why Do You Ask?

Mo/W

Quote:
Originally Posted by Xx_Sorin_xX
i lol'd.



I'd revert a lot of nerfs back to the way they were. it was better then.
couldn't agree with you more.

Brg GW back in the stone age again, atleast getting a random gold item was considered AWESOME.

miss those old days unlike today we have a gazillion ppl with stacks and stacks of ecto.

lyra_song

lyra_song

Hell's Protector

Join Date: Oct 2005

R/Mo

I wouldnt wanna be a Anet staff member for a day.

Winterclaw

Winterclaw

Wark!!!

Join Date: May 2005

Florida

W/

CEO - write myself a check for 10 million dollars as a compensation package for being let go after one day.

Lorde

Lorde

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2007

CCCP

R/E

I would make a post here as a official Anet member. It would be a post of epic proportions.

I MP I

I MP I

Hustler

Join Date: Nov 2006

in between GW2 servers

Mo/

I'd remove paragon, ritualist, assassin, and dervish classes from the game. Then design some really hot original armors everyone would want to grind for. Unlike the armor we got for EotN. >_>

Chthon

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Apr 2007

Lead Programmer.

I would remove the timer from soul reaping!

ensoriki

ensoriki

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Canada bro.

A/D

I might want to do what Gaile does, I'm used to people yelling at me.
...or Izzy's job.

1 up and 2 down

1 up and 2 down

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2007

Rt/

Quote:
Originally Posted by I MP I
I'd remove paragon, ritualist, assassin, and dervish classes from the game. Then design some really hot original armors everyone would want to grind for. Unlike the armor we got for EotN. >_>
Awe, please don't do that! I love my ritualist!

Zeek Aran

Zeek Aran

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Earth, sadly

BORK

A/

Frame Izzy to get fired.

Negligate

Banned

Join Date: Nov 2007

Why Do You Ask?

Mo/W

pvp= ritualist=annoyance.

Shyft the Pyro

Shyft the Pyro

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2005

NYC, USA

E/Mo

Editor. Because then I could finally fix all the RED ENGINE typos I find.

Scary Raebbit

Scary Raebbit

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2005

Discuss a plea bargain with Blizzard to help with game balance, PvE whiners, and just to have more people create ingame content that can be fed through game updates like Sorrow's Furnace or be like BMP with a promotion/straight buy through ingame store.
But that would never happen.

Mad King Corn

Banned

Join Date: Dec 2006

I would fire the current skill balancer, separate pve from pvp skills and re-adjust some of the skills that are now ruined beyond reasonable use.

Negligate

Banned

Join Date: Nov 2007

Why Do You Ask?

Mo/W

i would remove Protective spirit, shadow form, balth spirit, vwk, splinter wpn, sliver armor, and ele spell that reduce dmg (earth dmg)

Can you farm me now?!

ensoriki

ensoriki

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Canada bro.

A/D

lol you could take those skills away and farming would still survive.

Faer

Faer

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

Join Date: Feb 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by ensoriki
What position would you take and what would you do.
I'd be a GM and ban you.

Onarik Amrak

Onarik Amrak

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2007

Astral Revenants

P/W

I'd be the Janitor...

Game Artists for the win. Or the 3D model/animation guys.

I'd stay as far away from PR as possible.

And on that day I'd read every possible scrap of information/lore than exists about GW2.

Master Sword Keeper

Master Sword Keeper

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2006

Dead Isle

Farmers Of Woe [FoW]

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mad King Corn
I would fire the current skill balancer, separate pve from pvp skills and re-adjust some of the skills that are now ruined beyond reasonable use.
At least someone's woken up and realized.

I'd wanna help the two girls do the armour redesigning..

Last sets were pretty piss-poor attempts.

By time i fix the game all the old crap will be just [skill]Smoldering Embers[/skill]

Silly Warrior

Silly Warrior

Hold it!

Join Date: Jul 2006

In your local courthouse.

The Arctic Marauders [TAM] (elite PvE, PM)

I'd morph into Jeff Strain, and show to the public the first pictures of GW2, regardless of how bad they looked.

ensoriki

ensoriki

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Canada bro.

A/D

Quote:
Originally Posted by Faer
I'd be a GM and ban you.
Banning for no valid reason is bad for your health.

Master Sword Keeper

Master Sword Keeper

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2006

Dead Isle

Farmers Of Woe [FoW]

W/

Agreed. Still i wanna help make some decent gear actually availible.

and then i'll be happier than the day i got [skill]Healing Hands[/skill]
=D

Spike

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

In front of my PC

Kai

E/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mad King Corn
I would fire the current skill balancer, separate pve from pvp skills and re-adjust some of the skills that are now ruined beyond reasonable use.
Me too Oh and Negligate yes I could STILL farm with out those skills as I don't use any of them

Yosh

Yosh

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2007

California

Zero Mercy

Mo/

Save Togo.

That's it.

genofreek

genofreek

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

USA

Jenova's Apocolyptic Remains [JAR]

D/

Quote:
Originally Posted by lyra_song
I wouldnt wanna be a Anet staff member for a day.
This. This this this. I can't even imagine the sheer amount of QQ Gaile and the rest put up with every day.

Edit: That or I'd go back to a topic that still makes me wanna QQ and join the art/modelling team to come up with new armor that isn't a sad-looking reskin. :P

Johnny_Chang

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2006

i'd make an in game announcement saying "Guild Wars 2 has just launched. Please exit and return to Guild Wars to start playing Guild Wars 2!"

I dunno.........i think it'd be funny.....

=DNC=Trucker

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2006

TLA

Me/

Programmer and/or writer. Looking to bring interest and adventure back into quests with different rewards other than just "XP" and a few GP.

netniwk

netniwk

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2005

Bellgium

W/E

I would remove all the bad skills noobzors could use in their builds
(that makes about 75%).
And i would ban everyone in Bergen Hotspring int dis.

pumpkin pie

pumpkin pie

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jul 2006

behind you

bumble bee

E/

I want to be the person who play games the whole day and tells the other department what is wrong with the game.

hehehehehe, because I don't think any anet personel has time to really play the game, and I don't want to be part of the not play guild wars clan!

must play guild wars!

plus off course I need to get paid for playing the game :P~ and give feedback.