What's the weirdest battlecry you've heard in gw?

Darkhell153

Darkhell153

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2007

right behind you

Highlander Honor Guard [HHnr]

R/

I dunno if any of you've seen it playing pve (maybe in the missions :P) but for some reason I keep seeing really really weird battlecries in PVP like Ab and Fort aspenwood
Here's a list of the stupidest ones, continue from their (I'm wondering who else has heard these)

1. BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. For Ponies! (Someone reads too much of the Richard comics, and it wasnt' me!!)
3. Augh my hair's on fire! (dunno how this qualifies as a battlecry but someone said it right before a battle...so it counts!)


anyone else see weird ones?

xshadowwolfx

xshadowwolfx

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2006

California | Ascalon

Mo/

Sexah! Look at my elementalist!

Ya, that kinda threw me off. Thank god I was playing my BoA sin and in a flash she was dead.

Lil Mystique

Lil Mystique

Academy Page

Join Date: Aug 2007

In England soon to be with Leslie ^.^

Slash Afk [afk]

A/

KIIIIIIIILLLLLLRRROOOYYYYY STOOOOOOOOONNNEKIIIIINNNNN!! ftw ;p

FireFox

FireFox

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

Texas

We Wear Sombreros [文文文], Ugly Ducklings [ugly]

Stalking across the hotel lobby, wielding a bladed baseball bat, cometh Jimmy! And he gives an ominous cry:

"You in some sh1t now, muhfuh! I bring darkness and mayhem like a mad dog who can only get madder!!"

Bryant Again

Bryant Again

Hall Hero

Join Date: Feb 2006

"Because I Told You Sooooooo!!"

I just thought it was cute.

Leslie

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2005

England

Slash afk [afk]

A/

i saw someone say "KURZICKS DONT DIE" in AB. I replied by saying that they do in fact die, as do the Luxons, as both the Kurzicks and the Luxons are fated to be defeated by the upcoming tyranical Emperor of Cantha in the GW2 lore. I like that part of the lore, really, it's amusing; all the people in AB who are like "kurzicks suck" "no luxons" then you can correct them by saying they both do, as the Emperor defeats them all.

Yanman.be

Yanman.be

Banned

Join Date: Dec 2005

Belgium

[ROSE]

A/

Smile, you're on camera


That's what I usually said when I was frapsing to make the Yanssassin videos.

Coridan

Coridan

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2006

US

Old Married Gamers {OMG}

W/

Well not really in AB or even in GW but my son cracked me up the other night...playing Quake 2 ..... (he is 9 btw) I heard him shout Get Some! I looked over and he was smoking people with the Double Barrel Shotgun...brought back a lot of good memories...maybe its time to move him on up to Unreal Tournament 3.

TwinRaven

TwinRaven

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2005

W/

Spooooon!

-obscure Tick reference

Nevin

Nevin

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jul 2005

"For Speak!"

Fril Estelin

Fril Estelin

So Serious...

Join Date: Jan 2007

London

Nerfs Are [WHAK]

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lil Mystique
KIIIIIIIILLLLLLRRROOOYYYYY STOOOOOOOOONNNEKIIIIINNNNN!! ftw ;p
QFT. It gets the award for Best Performance and Most Memorable

zwei2stein

zwei2stein

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Jun 2006

Europe

The German Order [GER]

N/

No Commercials, No Mercy!

also:

This is going to be bilingual bloodfest!

Darkobra

Darkobra

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Scotland

Type like an idiot, I'll treat you like an idiot

E/Me

"How do u play dis gaem?????????"

Painfully, he was serious.

Celestial_Kitsune

Celestial_Kitsune

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2006

Me/

Tonight, we dine in the Underworld!
- Dragon Arena, 6vs2, Score 20:14

MrGuildBoi

MrGuildBoi

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2006

A/

For caketown!

Malice Black

Site Legend

Join Date: Oct 2005

"lets go die"

Lima

Lima

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jan 2006

Notts

W/

"pooooooooned!"

Symeon

Symeon

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

For Ascalon and Oink!!

tyrant1x

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Dec 2006

D/W

I havent heard many weird ones but i say KILROYYYYY STONEKINNNNN!!!! quite often

quickmonty

quickmonty

Ancient Windbreaker

Join Date: May 2005

"Time to open a can of wupass!"

Although, Kiroy is my favorite.

Shadow Spirit

Shadow Spirit

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2006

Chicago

your cat eats dog food [pup]

N/E

For Britannia!!

Saw that in RA the other day. Seemed kinda weird...

DarkNecrid

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jul 2006

"EAT COLD STEEL!!!"

*is using a FDS*

Alex Morningstar

Alex Morningstar

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2006

Team Asshat [Hat] leader - [GR] Alliance

Mo/

Hehe, For Pony! is our guild battle cry.

Darkhell153

Darkhell153

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2007

right behind you

Highlander Honor Guard [HHnr]

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex Morningstar
Hehe, For Pony! is our guild battle cry.
odd cause I was joking, that was me who said that xD

Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkCobra
"How do u play dis gaem?????????"

Painfully, he was serious
And you get the most painfully blunt battlecry award 2008.

Tamuril elansar

Tamuril elansar

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2007

N/

o.0 lions arch guard [LAG] used For Ponies! a while ago.

Darkhell153

Darkhell153

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2007

right behind you

Highlander Honor Guard [HHnr]

R/

Some people read too many Richard comics...(like me)

Here's one I just said a little while ago:
"For forks!!!!!!!"

Friday

Friday

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2006

[DVDF]

Haven't heard real ppl use weird ones - but Olias has to take the H&H trophy.

His "Cry me a river, child of angst" and "let me hear you scream, little one" weirds me out every time.

lucifer_uk

lucifer_uk

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2006

Nottingham, England

The Venerable Truth [TvT] The Venerable Alliance [TvH] [TvL]

R/

"Yaaaaarrrrr" x 12

As quoted by the original ab team, Team Pirate.

1 up and 2 down

1 up and 2 down

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2007

Rt/

"It's a trap!"

Lady S Shiva

Lady S Shiva

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2005

CA

LOD???

W/Mo

" This----is-------Sparta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Jackita

Jackita

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2006

Chile

Acolitos de Loki

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by King Symeon
For Ascalon and Oink!!
Lmao good one

"For the Love of Gwen!!!"
"For Rurik my Pimp... *cof* *cof* Prince... sorry"

MisterB

MisterB

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Oct 2005

Planet Earth, Sol system, Milky Way galaxy

[ban]

W/

"We're in Hard Mode!" Ctrl-click.

dasullybear

dasullybear

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2007

You're basement, eating a ham sandwhich

Mo/

"You're mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

I MP I

I MP I

Hustler

Join Date: Nov 2006

in between GW2 servers

Mo/

"I Will Avenge You!"

Estic

Estic

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2006

Mongoose United

Bobobobobobo!!1!!1 Instead of the usual gogogogogo!!1!!1

One of our senior guildmembers uses Bo as a first name for his warrior.

You can't see me

You can't see me

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2006

USA

P/W

"Ima pawn u nawb".

A monk with firestorm and flare in RA.

Melei Hawke

Melei Hawke

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2007

SoF

R/Mo

A couple nights ago in AB a luxon player...

"I am Super Jesus and we can noy lose!"

He later corrected it to "not lose"...but sadly the luxons lost that battle (muhahahahaha!)

John Panda

John Panda

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2007

in my house

The Arctic Maruarders [TAM]

A/

i dont remember.. what the guy said but he was a roleplay giving motivationt to the luxons who were losing.. it was the funniest thing ever should have taken screenshots ):

Toutatis

Toutatis

Walking Wiki

Join Date: Nov 2006

Isle of Medication

Visitors from Aranna [VFA]

Me/E

"Squishy patrol, advance!"

Used that one a few times when nobody in the group had an AL of over 60

Leslie

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2005

England

Slash afk [afk]

A/

Brechnar Ironhammer in Ring of fire. "Taste my Axe!" he yells; unfortunately, he's wielding a hammer, not an axe.