Nicknames given to NPCs, henchies and heroes.

bhavv

bhavv

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2006

Uselessia, master slow go and mhenlol are great. I just call all henchmen retarded noobs and heroes gods. Gods walking among mere henchmen and pug noobs they are.

My heroes are great, I dont know why you lot complain about yours.

Shakti

Shakti

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2006

Home...

Vier Reiter [Vier]

Quote:
Originally Posted by bhavv
Uselessia, master slow go and mhenlol are great. I just call all henchmen retarded noobs and heroes gods. Gods walking among mere henchmen and pug noobs they are.

My heroes are great, I dont know why you lot complain about yours.
Not me man....I loves my heroes they rock

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kamara
Mhenlo - Manho
Togo - Master Pogo stick
Dunkoro - Drunkie
Morghan - That one guy that gets used in Morah then is never seen again
Melonni - Melons
Danika - *triggers the swear filter 18 times*
Rurik - Nubrik
Savage Nunbe (Blacktide Den mission starter) - Savage Nub
Captain Besuz - Captain Jaaaaaayzus
Panaku - Pancake-u
Argo - Agro


I'm sure there's more, but that's all I can think of at 2am

bwahahaha my guy and I call him that too! Not just a Noob, but Savage Noob lol

Kityn

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2005

Michigan

Heroes of the Horn [HoH]

N/

Only nickname I use is 'Dorf' for the Dwarves. Old EQ slang.

Catrion-Leyt

Catrion-Leyt

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2007

In this remote place called hell.

Archons Ascendant [Arch]

R/E

"Son of a bitch" and "Sons of bitches" has become quite common between my heroes and myself.

Puebert

Puebert

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2005

Mo/

General Fat.

It makes sense.

Shayne Hawke

Shayne Hawke

Departed from Tyria

Join Date: May 2007

Clan Dethryche [dth]

R/

Prince Rurik = Sir Fail

Kusandaa

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

Zhed Shadowhoof: the donkey, the horsie, the pony...
Norgu: Fat mesmer
Gwen: Jailbait
Dunkoro: Drunkoro
Sousuke in the Primeval Armor Remnant thingy: Pimp-coat Sousuke

Most probably missing some.

Cargan

Cargan

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2007

Scotland

[ESP]

W/

The only hero of mine I call by a different name is Sousuke. I always call him "Suzie" instead. I think it's just more appropriate to call him by a girls name.

Taurucis

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

The edge of reason

I don't play any more.

W/E

I call Mallyx any variant of "Snuggly Huggable Fluffball"

Mhenlo = Mhental, by the way.

*Throws margonites at Kusandaa while I'm here*

cosyfiep

cosyfiep

are we there yet?

Join Date: Dec 2005

in a land far far away

guild? I am supposed to have a guild?

Rt/

dunkoro= dunky, ducky.
tahlkora= takehorror
olias= oli-ass---
sosuke=so sucky

I'd love to come up with a name for vekk since he doesnt like to stay flagged, but most of the words I use for him are banned from the game and guru.

Eldin

Eldin

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2005

America. How about you, commie?

Fellows of Mythgar [FOM]

R/Mo

Dunkoro: Dunkaroo (them tasty snacks)
Alesia: Shitty stupid bitch fagette who always dies and doesn't do shit for the team
Lich: Lichie
Shiro: Shitto (since Factions totally sucks)
Guild Wars: Factions: Guild Wars: RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOtions (since Factions totally sucks)
Stefan: Stefano (as in, "steff-on-oh")
Olias: Olly-Ass
King Adelbern: King Adelbutt
Varesh: Crazy Lady

RSGashapon

RSGashapon

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2006

Sol 3

R/

Tahlkora - Talc
Olias - Oily

Those are about the only nicknames I've given Heroes that wouldn't be blocked by any decent language filter.

eeks

eeks

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2006

Sydney, Australia

Lubricated Volcano Love [Club]

Rt/Mo

I can't think of any I name, but I always put an exclamation mark after Danika(!)'s name, 'cause of her loud, god-awful voice acting.

Eldin - Dunkaroo? Haha. Awesome, they are tasty.

EDIT:

Oh wait, no. I tend to refer to Ogden and Vekk as 'Ele Midget' and 'Monk Midget'.

Vicks

Vicks

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2006

RIGHT HERE! —›•

Flaming Turtles

W/E

Prince Rurik: Brick (he has the AI of one)
Zhed: Chewie
Koss: Samuel L Jackson
General Morgahn: Freeman


And Palawa Joko is my homeboy.

bebe

bebe

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2005

http://tinyurl.com/4g5ueb8

Put the peanut in the peanut hole!

Dunkoro: Dunko
Alesia: Tanker
Lich: Lichy
Tahlkora: Talkie
Zhed: Horsie

[will edit when I think of the other hero/henchies. >< can't think ATM.]

Amadei

Amadei

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2005

Blinkie Ponie Armie

R/Me

Mhenlo = Manho (HI KAMARA o/)
Zhed: HORSIE (yes, in all caps) or DEAD HORSIE
Tahlkora: Tahl (she's cute, I can't be mean)
Dunkoro: Drunkoro

Viruzzz

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

I call them all by their name, unless it's ridiculously long or strange. I don't think the AI cares what i call them anyway, it certainly wont improve it.

Although I have plenty of things i associate them with, don't have any nicknames.

arcanemacabre

arcanemacabre

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Feb 2006

North Kryta Province

Angel Sharks [As]

Yeah, I'm often calling Dunkoro "Dunkin Donut."

My wife has renamed Olafsted to Ogdenville, which is not just confusing the munchkin with the giant, but also a slight nod to the Simpsons.

Avarre

Avarre

Bubblegum Patrol

Join Date: Dec 2005

Singapore Armed Forces

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cale Roughstar
I call the ghostly hero the "Smoker" cus it sounds like he smoked 4 packs a day unfiltered during his life.
He gave up smoking. He can't smoke anymore, seeing as he's ghostly and all.

I don't think I have any specific names for the NPCs, though I've referred to them as a variety of generic derogatory terms. Why can't Anet make some likable ones!

Alex Morningstar

Alex Morningstar

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2006

Team Asshat [Hat] leader - [GR] Alliance

Mo/

Rurik: Prince Aggro RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO.
Zhed: The Goat
Pyre: The Kitty
Vekk: The Midget

Estic

Estic

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2006

Mongoose United

Alesia = Dijon
Dunkoro = Dumkopf

I'm actually quite fond of Alesia, compared to the healers in Factions she does a pretty good job. Especially Danika is a pain in the ass. If they can mend Menhlo in EotN after the WoH buff why not give Danika a totally different build? Because this one is by far the worst of the hench monks.

netniwk

netniwk

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2005

Bellgium

W/E

tahlkora=pandora(L2selfheal)
Zhed=nooooo,not him(leeeeroying,etc)

Tenken

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: May 2006

Through my travels with my guildies and friends these nicknames have developed:

The Ghostly Hero = Dr. Claw (from Inspector Gadget)
Dunkoro = Dunki (which later led to Donkey)
Norgu = Fatass
Goren = Mr. McUseless
Ogden Stonehealer = Ogden Stonedhealer
Alesia = Meg Griffon (no one likes her)
Rurik = aggrobot 5000
Zhed = Four-legs No-brain (I think someone was watching spongebob when they came up with this one)
Margrid the Sly = Margrid the Sl*t (she’ll do anything for money)
Vekk = Brain (from pinky and the brain)
Mhenlo = Super Stud (he’s got girlfriends on every continent)
Koss = Disco Stu (not sure how this one came about)
Melonni = Tree Hugger
Master Togo = Master Shlomo
Olaf Olafson = The Big Oaf
Livia = Walking Cleavage
Gadd = Evil Gizmo (don’t get him wet!)
Jora = Damn that’s a big b*tch! (from Duce Biggilo)


No nicknames for these but they are annoying:
Sousuke = for some reason he has to walk up to the target before he can cast his spell
Kormir = For a blind woman, she always manages to get in your way
Devona = She's just gonna ignore all commands and attack the next thing that moves

Davros Uitar

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

Fool Wolves

W/Mo

LOL at post above - how cam Melonni be Tree Hugger when she wanted to save the village instead of the garden?

Norgu we just call Fat Boy.
Zhed is Horsie

All the others we just abbreviate - but having read this thread I am now going to adopt MELONS

DarkGanni

DarkGanni

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

Malta

[CuTe]

E/

Master Togo = Master Thongs (yes the female underwear)
Zhed = Pony/Horse

arcanemacabre

arcanemacabre

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Feb 2006

North Kryta Province

Angel Sharks [As]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tenken
Jora = Damn that’s a big b*tch! (from Duce Biggilo)
Haha! That's exactly the first thing I said (and in that voice) when I first saw her in that cutscene, and it's stuck ever since.

PureEvilYak

PureEvilYak

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2006

Somewhere Luxon Alignment: Chaos

The Dark Fortress

R/

Well, the one that all my friends use after one hilarious mission is for Zenmai, which is, "comedy value".
I can never remember the Charr hero's actual name, so I call him Kittenfingers.
And Alesia, I call aggro-badger, due to a combination of her battle tenancies and badger like head markings.
Zhed tends to be, "erm... what!?", as, even when he has exactly the same build as Vekk or Sousake and 2 of them are in the same mission, Zhed seems to die 10x as often.

payne

payne

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2007

england (currently located on the south coast)

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cale Roughstar
I call most of my heroes and henchies "retards" but that is just me...
same ^^ and a load of other things that are just to rude to mention here

RiKio

RiKio

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2007

Plato's Cave

W/E

Brother Mhenlo: Brother Melon
King Adelbern: King Alzheibern
Lich: Glitch
Shiro Tagachi: Shiwo Tamagotchi
Nika :Nikita
Captain Greywind: Captain Gaywind
Elias [weaponsmith]:Caspar[Weaponsmith] Is the magic of the translations from english to spanish.

And I have lots of names for NPCs, but all of them are in spanish...so i will translate them

Dunkoro: Drunkoro
Varesh Ossa: Varesh Osstia ( Varesh kick)
Turai Ossa: Captain Malboro
Koss: Kossa ( thing)
General Morghan: Morghan Freeman
Zhed Shadowhoof: Zhed Shadowdung
Master Togo :Master Tongo ( Master Fixing. FACTIONS SCAMMED ME WITH THAT SENSEI)
Olias: Olias Manuel ( Typical Spanish name)

tmr819

tmr819

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2007

W/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tenken
Livia = Walking Cleavage
Too funny.

The first time I saw Livia in a cutscene I thought, "Holy Mackerel! Those laces are never going to hold!" Needless to say, they did ... barely.

Lil Mystique

Lil Mystique

Academy Page

Join Date: Aug 2007

In England soon to be with Leslie ^.^

Slash Afk [afk]

A/

My boyfriend and I use these:

Dunkoro - Dunkeroo and more recently Dumbkoro

Zhed - STUPID HORSE!

Ogden - Ogdumb Stonefail

Pyre - Pyre Dumbshot

Mhenlo - Mhenl-owned

Olias - Dumblias

Ural Highstone - we call him the baby when you have to carry him in SF

Shiro - when he kills us we say we got Shirowned

General Morghan - The General

Kuunavang - Kunny

Rurik - Prince Wammo

Neo Nugget

Neo Nugget

Site Contributor

Join Date: Jan 2006

R/

my friend came up with a few.
Melonni=Melon Head.
Lo Sha=Lotion.

....

And i love calling master togo master pogo stick

pkodyssey

pkodyssey

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2005

In a cardboard box with Internet

The Order of the Frozen Tundra (TofT)

N/

Dunkoro - Dumb Ass
Acolyte Souske - So You Suck Eh!
Melonni - Balowme
Olias - Olli Ass
Alesia - Alesia the Tank
Mhenlo - Men Blow
Danika - Lyssa Be Damned
Professor Gai - Prof. Gay
Orion - Onion
Panaku - Pancake
Sister Tai - Sister Thigh
Kisai - Kissa My Ass
Zhed Shadowhoof - Horse

upier

upier

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

Done.

[JUNK]

Koss - Koosy (although after seeing how that swine fights - I've exchanged the "K" with a "P" on numerous occasions and spelled it differently!)
Norgu - Fatso
Mhenlo - Menhi
Zhed - Four Legs

PhQ

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2006

Finland

The X Viles [TXV]

E/

Tahikoira (koira = dog)
Acolyte Sausage

Tyla

Emo Goth Italics

Join Date: Sep 2006

I refer to all but my Sabway heroes "retards", simply because they cant run anything without energy management overdose and me babysitting them because of it with the 3 sec skill delay

sabway heeroes get:
Livia: Walking Cleavage (muhahaha i stolen the nickname) or Wanabe Monk
Olias: Dead or Alive 60DP
Master of Whispers: Master of Death Penalty

Severlator

Severlator

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Nov 2007

N/

Prince Rurik = Leeerrrooyyyy Jeeeennkkkinnnsss
The Tengu henchmen in factions = Big bird
Olias = Darth vader with his helmit off
Zhed = Goat boy
Zenmai = Miss pointless
Master Togo = Togo ahead and die
Balthazar = bulbasaur (Got to catch um all!)

Blanche Neige

Blanche Neige

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2007

Caracas, Venezuela

E/

Lina = Lina ron
Zho = Yo/Shio
Devona = Aggrona
Orion = Onion
Menhlo = Melon
Dunkoro = Drunky
Pyre = Pyre Failshot
Vekk = Chukie

Maximumraver

Maximumraver

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2006

The Netherlands

Twisted Revenge [TR]

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Saraphim
I'd blow up the word filter if I typed what I normally call Alesia.
Same goes here for most of my non-spellcasting heroes.

erfweiss

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2006

Cold Black Eyes

W/A

Drunkoro, as was stated earlier
"Twisted" Sister Mai Tai (Sister Tai; Factions)
Shrimpy (Vekk)
Leah "Legs of " Stone (NPC for bonus at Abbadons Mouth)