Nicknames given to NPCs, henchies and heroes.

willypiggy

willypiggy

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2006

D/Mo

Rastigan the Eternal - Ragstain the Eternal
Dunkoro - Dunky Dunk

acerbity

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2007

i call olias "billy"
well tis kinda a long/wierd story
well, not really
i have a friend called whose nickname is ollywally, (olly=olias)
and olly has buck teeth
buck teeth = hick
hick = hillbilly
hillbilly= billy
the end

Ashe.

Ashe.

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jan 2007

Tales Of Glory[ePiC]

Rt/

It's mostly just "moron" but sometimes when a friend and I run Olias or Livia as minion bombers we refer to them as. "Oliasama" or "Liviasama" obviously referring to Osama Bin Laden. :]

Vicks

Vicks

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2006

RIGHT HERE! —›•

Flaming Turtles

W/E

My Zhed never dies because I gave him a ward build and flag all the henchies around him. He's like a big four legged safety zone.

Pirates Arrrg Matey

Pirates Arrrg Matey

Academy Page

Join Date: Nov 2006

N/Mo

Dunkoro-Dunkin Donuts

genofreek

genofreek

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

USA

Jenova's Apocolyptic Remains [JAR]

D/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Vicks
My Zhed never dies because I gave him a ward build and flag all the henchies around him. He's like a big four legged safety zone.
That'd be a great trategy if the bastids would stay in the ward! I had one of my ele heroes bring wards when I was still seeing how well they handled builds. He'd cast it, then promptly run out of it and cast again. There were no AoE spells hitting him, no tanks attacking. Just cast, run, cast. :P

I'm not trying to flag them there either; that's like a written invitation for Maelstrom, Firestorm, Chaos Storm, etc.

BlackAngel

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2005

A Little Love [ALL]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lil Mystique
Ural Highstone - we call him the baby when you have to carry him in SF
Funny enough, me and my fiancee call Ural as Baby also. Scared crap out of my fiancee when we were first time ever in SF together (I had been there before so I knew how the quest goes) and I said to him "we're gonna have a Baby soon".

Other nicknames:

Dunkoro - C*ntoro
Zhed Shadowhoof - Four Legs (while we are Two Legs to him)
Master of Whispers - Master of W*nkers
Norgu - Fatty (quite basic)
Acolyte Sousuke - Sousucks
Prince Rurik - Prince Rusher

Others are just Noobs, Idiots and whatnot, we're not very nice to our heroes most of the time :P.

Circus Midget

Circus Midget

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2006

Right behind you

A/

anyone else use: Dunkoro- Dunkhead?
Koss- Samuel L Jackson ftw! XD
Zunnra always got some bad names when you're running around noob island.

Zeek Aran

Zeek Aran

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Earth, sadly

BORK

A/

I can't think of a fitting name for Livia or MoW, to reflect how often they die. I was thinking of someway to twist 'Live'ia into the opposite, but couldn't quite come up with anything. They die so damn often in my party. If anyone is ever spiked, it's them.

Lord Sojar

Lord Sojar

The Fallen One

Join Date: Dec 2005

Oblivion

Irrelevant

Mo/Me

Sister Tai= chop suey

Mhenlo = le' pimp

Zhed= creature I wish to genocide the entire race of...

Vekk= small brained big headed platypus

Alesia= umm... *&@E*!@^*#$&@!$&!!!!!!111!!!111!!

Tahlkora= Mrs. Aggro RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO

Dunkoro= I don't go anywhere anymore because I suck so much at life.

Olias= ugly dude

Livia= Miss Sexeh Emo

Prince Rurik = Cpt Hundred Blades

Ogden= ugnot....

Talon Silverwing = KFC

Kusandaa

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

Found the ones I was missing:

Vekk: mini Koss (likes to leeroy, and they have the same hair!)
Livia: "Chest and behind" (in other words x])
Jora: "Chest" (in other words >_>)

Outrunner Remlock (guy in Sepulchre of Dragrimmar): Do we need him?

He gets stuck on one of the ice traps EVERY SINGLE TIME we do it and once, a friend asked "Do we need him?", and my group spent a few minutes looking it up... "No we don't." A few minutes later, she asks it again. "Do we need him?" Everyone starts laughing on the Vent server, and the sentence "Do we need him?" stuck. Everytime we do it, or if we need an NPC, hell if we have to wait on someone before an activity, "Do we need him?" pops up. Most of the time, the reply is "No we don't."

-Sonata-

-Sonata-

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2007

Pretty Hate Machines [NIN]

Me/

From the first moment I saw her I simply can't go without saying it everytime I use her, or bump into her in a cut...

Jora Snoo Snoo!


Futurama watchers will know it

Kahlindra

Kahlindra

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2006

England

Anthems to the Welkin at [Dusk]. 2 man guilds are king.

N/Me

Zhed- Horsie, that has to be across the board because that's what everyone referred to him as when the first art was released (usually in all caps with exclamation marks).

Claude- Is always ClaudeIlEstMort (because he always is).

Confessor Dorian- Is Fatty McFatPants. Our old guild leader's wife used to call him this, and get excited about his arrival at the end of THK. I usually can't even remember his real name he's been Fatty for so long.

Rurik- is always the same thing, but it won't get past the censor. It is quite inventive and colourful though.

Talk and Dunk...

Abaddon- Chuck Norris (that silly uncyclopedia thing stuck in our heads)

Ollyarse is just how my bf pronounces it.

And not to forget MMMmmmmmEvenniammmmmwhenwillyoubemine.

Scary, I know.

Edit- oh forget the most obvious one- Panaku= pancake. To represent his life status.

And the bird one is Birdbrain. To the extent that I can't remember what he's called.

vergerefosh

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2006

Englishmen Don't Drink [Tea]

W/R

Master Togo: Master Slow-go
Zhed: Pony Boy. Seems to be popular
The slow woman from that fire islands mission: Name isn't suitable for print

OI-812

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2006

Somewhere between GW and Fchan on the nets

None

R/D

Zenmai: Wurm-bait

Edit: Brother refers to Koss as Superfly and Vekk as Stitch.

Cale Roughstar

Cale Roughstar

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

Canada

Guy In Real Life [GIRL]

W/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by -Sonata-
From the first moment I saw her I simply can't go without saying it everytime I use her, or bump into her in a cut...

Jora Snoo Snoo!


Futurama watchers will know it
HAHAHHAH I love it!

That wins the thread imo!

Kusandaa

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kahlindra
Confessor Dorian- Is Fatty McFatPants. Our old guild leader's wife used to call him this, and get excited about his arrival at the end of THK. I usually can't even remember his real name he's been Fatty for so long.
Another one I forgot. In our alliance we call him "Stumpy".

Two April Mornings

Two April Mornings

No Luck No Time No Money

Join Date: Nov 2005

Amherst College, MA

Scars Meadows [SMS]

Me/

Dumbkoro.
Srsly.

Kos Luftar

Kos Luftar

Academy Page

Join Date: Dec 2006

Canada

Scars Meadows

W/Mo

Wow, really don't have any bad nicknames about heroes and henchmen, just short versions of their names like:
Dunkoro - Dunk
Talkhora - Talk
Koss - Kos lol

Maybe I just set them up better because I seem to be able to vanquish every area in Tyria just with heroes and henchmen and the only time they die or screw up is when I aggro too many.

Zeek Aran

Zeek Aran

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Earth, sadly

BORK

A/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kos Luftar
Wow, really don't have any bad nicknames about heroes and henchmen, just short versions of their names like:
Dunkoro - Dunk
Talkhora - Talk
Koss - Kos lol
O.o It's actually Tahlkora... so I call her Tahl most of the time. Mmm Star Wars.