Who would you cast in Guild Wars - The Movie?

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Chris Tucker as Koss. Real talk

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Verne Troyer as Kilroy Stonekin.

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Beyonce Knowles as Melonni

Patrick Stewart as Master Togo

Bruce Willis as Mhenlo


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Chou Yun Fat as Shiro Tagachi

Ewan Mcgregor as Prince Rurik
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Angelina Jolie as Cynn

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Chuck Norris as Droknar.
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This thread was so 2 months ago... I'm going to go QQ now.

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You shouldn't complain about people who have learnt to use "SEARCH"

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Jet Li as Panaku, and Chris Tucker as Sogolon. Jason Statham as Stefan, and Vinnie Jones as Little Thom (he'd need to put on a few)

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All video game movie sucks. Its a law. If they make a gw movie, it will probably be like "In the name of the King". I think I will pass.

I wouldnt cast anyone because I wouldnt make a GW movie.
Could you picture the script for a GW movie?

Rurik " Hey lets go Pwn some Charr noobs."

Lich " Dude you get pwnt, Go QQ."

Rurik " WTF! No way, I'm the star of the show!"

Nornbear " LOL, Rurik you fail at life."

Rurik " Who the F was that?"

Lich " I don't know but hes right, You fail at life."

Rurik " F you both, I'm going to use heroes now."

Shiro " I hope theres a sequal. "sigh".

Gwen " Hey shiro, Wanna go burn one?"

Shiro " I don't smoke flowers, Noob."

Gwen " But I can heal you if I smoke enough."

Varesh " This movie can be found at you're local bargin bin."



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Originally Posted by Leslie
Jason Statham as Stefan,
Jason Statham "Facepalm."

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Quote:
Originally Posted by HuntMaster Avatar
All video game movie sucks. Its a law. If they make a gw movie, it will probably be like "In the name of the King". I think I will pass.

I wouldnt cast anyone because I wouldnt make a GW movie.
Could you picture the script for a GW movie?

Rurik " Hey lets go Pwn some Charr noobs."

Lich " Dude you get pwnt, Go QQ."

Rurik " WTF! No way, I'm the star of the show!"

Nornbear " LOL, Rurik you fail at life."

Rurik " Who the F was that?"

Lich " I don't know but hes right, You fail at life."

Rurik " F you both, I'm going to use heroes now."

Shiro " I hope theres a sequal. "sigh".

Gwen " Hey shiro, Wanna go burn one?"

Shiro " I don't smoke flowers, Noob."

Gwen " But I can heal you if I smoke enough."

Varesh " This movie can be found at you're local bargin bin."




Jason Statham "Facepalm."
that made me lol

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Unreal Havoc
You shouldn't complain about people who have learnt to use "SEARCH"
Fair enough, but when it's something like 3 months old it doesn't really matter.

Edge Martinez

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We can get Richard Simmons to play Duncan, but I don't know if he's gay enough for the part.