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Arv X

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Running Amok

Mo/

13 Mar 2008 at 06:09 - 121

I vote Ice T from Law and order as Dunkoro !

cataphract

Forge Runner

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Ashford Abbey

Hey Mallyx [icU]

Mo/Me

13 Mar 2008 at 08:53 - 122

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redfeather1975

Carlos Mencia as Norgu.

I beg to differ.

Ron Jeremy

And the play to be renamed from "Norgu's Nightfall" to "Ron's Penetration".

[edit]

Oh, and.. Ursan Blessing wouldn't transform people into bears but Steven Seagals.

HuntMaster Avatar

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Around

Pillar's of Earth [ROCK]

W/

13 Mar 2008 at 11:34 - 123

LOL @ this idea. Sorry but GW the movie = Epic Phail!

all video game movies suck. its nearly a law of reality.

beregond

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Paladins of Eternal Truth[POET]

W/Mo

13 Mar 2008 at 16:32 - 124

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uber Mass

Steve Buscemi as Vekk

Lol...the reseblance is there for sure.

AsyaMordina

Ascalonian Squire

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Beguine Guild [BGN]

13 Mar 2008 at 18:06 - 125

The ensemble cast would not be complete without the support role of Erol being played by Kenny Loggins.

Bohya

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Vabbi

Farming Crewuk [fcuk]

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13 Mar 2008 at 20:01 - 126

Add a hobo. You got to have at least some of them in a film.

This one can play Vekk's father.

Gwmaster

Jungle Guide

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Canada/Quebec

N/

13 Mar 2008 at 20:19 - 127

Keyra Agustina-cynn (if i post a picture ill get banned

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Angelina Jolie - Devona

Gaile Gray

ArenaNet

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14 Mar 2008 at 00:59 - 128

Great thread! *still laughing*

Bohya

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Vabbi

Farming Crewuk [fcuk]

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14 Mar 2008 at 01:55 - 129

Hitler would be a great actor for Jin or Sosuke. All you need to do is shave his moustache, comb his hair down and give him some of that '10 years younge face stuff'. He would be the perfect match! If only he were alive

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ConstantineReznor

Ascalonian Squire

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Los Angeles, CA

E/Mo

14 Mar 2008 at 08:45 - 130

I like this thread! Keep'em coming. lol

cataphract

Forge Runner

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Ashford Abbey

Hey Mallyx [icU]

Mo/Me

14 Mar 2008 at 10:29 - 131

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gwmaster

Keyra Agustina-cynn (if i post a picture ill get banned

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Last time I checked Cynn was blond and had a fair complexion. Not to mention she wasn't as flat-chested nor big-butted.

Charlize Theron as Cynn > all.

Zhang Ziyi as Acolyte Jin.

Mel Brooks as Dunkoro. Borderline crazy plans FTW.

That MadTV guy that impersonates Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Ghostly Hero.

ConstantineReznor

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2008

Los Angeles, CA

E/Mo

19 Mar 2008 at 19:09 - 132

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nevin

MMA fighter Kimbo as Abaddon.

rofl, Kimbo as Abaddon. That made my day.

Wolfcp11

Ascalonian Squire

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19 Mar 2008 at 21:28 - 133

Christopher Lee as the Vizier. That would be awsome...

natmarie21

Academy Page

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U.K

Tiny Tag

D/E

19 Mar 2008 at 23:09 - 134

Paris Hilton as Jora(Can you imagine her constantly saying:"That's hot.")
Luci Lu as Zenmai(Resembelence is amazing)
The Guy who plays Raven(The kids TV show)as Prince Rurik
Seth Green as Anton
David Tennant as Acolyte Sousuke
Sylvester Stallone as Aidan
Nichole Richie as Nika(hair dyed purple)
Scarlett Johansson as Cynn
Kevin Spacey as Olias
Madonna as Devona

SerenitySilverstar

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2006

19 Mar 2008 at 23:16 - 135

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix In Flames

Goren = Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Nah, The Rock's way too intelligent/small to play a dumb ass like Goren. I'd go with Big Show.

doudou_steve

Lion's Arch Merchant

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Canada

Guildless QQ

W/

20 Mar 2008 at 00:29 - 136

Wow lol i never saw a thread making me laughing that much , continue guys!

Lol mr T as koss.... i'll keep dreaming

Touketsu Hasu

Academy Page

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At my computer

N/

20 Mar 2008 at 00:34 - 137

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDDoG1221

Mr T as Koss!!

lol

*Dies laughing from imagining Koss saying "I pity the fool!"*

ConstantineReznor

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2008

Los Angeles, CA

E/Mo

20 Mar 2008 at 04:17 - 138

This thread inspired me to make a blog from this topic... lol. I was bored so you can't blame me lol. Anyway, I think it's too long and the pictures are too big to be posted here so here's the link to my blog about Guild Wars movie.

Cebe

The 5th Celestial Boss

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Inverness, Scotland

The Cult of Scaro [WHO]

E/

20 Mar 2008 at 09:45 - 139

King Adelbern. HAS to be Peter O'Toole who seems to now be a "generic King actor" after films like Troy and Stardust.

Quote:

Originally Posted by natmarie21

David Tennant as Acolyte Sousuke

That would be funny.

Washi

Wilds Pathfinder

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20 Mar 2008 at 10:03 - 140

Grace Park as Vizu
(Lt. Sharon 'Boomer' Valerii from Battlestar Galactica)

natmarie21

Academy Page

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U.K

Tiny Tag

D/E

20 Mar 2008 at 12:24 - 141

Gene Simmons as Shiro Tagachi xD
Milla Jovovich as Hayda-fifth element hair(with a red taint) and after some serious tanning
Kelly Rowland as Livia
Mila Kunis as Gwen
Hannah Montana as Xandra(lol)

natmarie21

Academy Page

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U.K

Tiny Tag

D/E

20 Mar 2008 at 14:24 - 142

Ozzy Osbourne as Master of whispers

SonicTHI

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Ion Cannon Operators

W/R

20 Mar 2008 at 15:32 - 143

I ve seen quite a few ppl saying Milla Jovovich this or that but noone got it right IMO. Too bad Nika doesnt have a big role in the games storyline. Well that could be different in the movie of course and she could also cast as Vizu. Not convinced? Take a look at THIS or just google for Ultraviolet.

Oh and someone mentioned Uwe Boll... words can not describe the horrors he is capable of.

Accursed

Wilds Pathfinder

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20 Mar 2008 at 17:30 - 144

Jackie Chan as Togo.
Hannah Montana as Kormir.
Jet Li as Shiro.
Ozzy Ozbourne as Abbadon.
Peter Griffon as Prince Rurik.

Best movie ever, lol

Jade

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

Canada...... Eh!

20 Mar 2008 at 20:39 - 145

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blizzard.

Jackie Chan as Togo.
Hannah Montana as Kormir.
Jet Li as Shiro.
Ozzy Ozbourne as Abbadon.
Peter Griffon as Prince Rurik.

Best movie ever, lol

LMAO! You bugger, I shot Pepsi out my nose and now I gotta change my shirt!

Then i thought, what about Larry the Cable Guy as Rurik?

Witchblade

Polar Bear Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

20 Mar 2008 at 20:54 - 146

Quote:

Originally Posted by SonicTHI

Well that could be different in the movie of course and she could also cast as Vizu. Not convinced? Take a look at THIS or just google for Ultraviolet.

no please no *yikes*

Quote:

Originally Posted by SonicTHI

Oh and someone mentioned Uwe Boll... words can not describe the horrors he is capable of.

Dont worry ANet will nerf him just as another exploit

beregond

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2007

Paladins of Eternal Truth[POET]

W/Mo

20 Mar 2008 at 21:35 - 147

How about The Simpsons Guild Wars?

Kurzicks: Lisa Simpson
Prince Rurik: Homer Simpson
King Adelbern: Abe Simpson
Koss: Apu
a pig: Spider Pig
Grenth: Mr. Burns
Luxons: Bart simpson

Washi

Wilds Pathfinder

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21 Mar 2008 at 10:23 - 148

Quote:

Originally Posted by SonicTHI

I ve seen quite a few ppl saying Milla Jovovich this or that but noone got it right IMO. Too bad Nika doesnt have a big role in the games storyline. Well that could be different in the movie of course and she could also cast as Vizu. Not convinced? Take a look at THIS or just google for Ultraviolet.

Please no, just no. Does she look like an asian to you?

Queenie

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

21 Mar 2008 at 11:11 - 149

Quote:

Originally Posted by natmarie21

David Tennant as Acolyte Sousuke

yesyesyesyesyes.

Devona - Milla Jovovich.

SonicTHI

Ascalonian Squire

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Ion Cannon Operators

W/R

21 Mar 2008 at 12:07 - 150

Quote:

Originally Posted by Washi

Please no, just no. Does she look like an asian to you?

Nika never looked asian so i fail to see your point besides maybe that she and many other NPCs in Factions should be looking more asian in the first place. But like i said its just my opinion. I m not gonna go bashing it into your heads or anything

If there was a GW movie it d prob be done 100% in CGI anyway.

natmarie21

Academy Page

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U.K

Tiny Tag

D/E

21 Mar 2008 at 18:21 - 151

Hugh Grant as Dunham(mes hench in proph)
Eva Mendes as Odurra(mes hench in nf)
Mike Myers(dressed like Dr.Evil) as Mhenlo
Condoleezza Rice as Kormir

Stolen Souls

Desert Nomad

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21 Mar 2008 at 18:26 - 152

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blizzard.

Jackie Chan as Togo.
Hannah Montana as Kormir.
Jet Li as Shiro.
Ozzy Ozbourne as Abbadon.
Peter Griffon as Prince Rurik.

Best movie ever, lol

lol, I'd go see that

MoldyRiceFrenzy

Wilds Pathfinder

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Santa Rosa, CA

Confusion in The Ranks[tArD]

Mo/W

22 Mar 2008 at 00:27 - 153

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr Strangelove

Rosie O'Donnell as The Great Destroyer.

lol- tru dat

natmarie21

Academy Page

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Tiny Tag

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27 Mar 2008 at 15:43 - 154

Quote:

Originally Posted by natmarie21

The Guy who plays Raven(The kids TV show)as Prince Rurik

Found out the name of him: James MacKenzie

Phaern Majes

Desert Nomad

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Anywhere but up

The Panserbjorne [ROAR]

R/Mo

27 Mar 2008 at 16:26 - 155

Cast myself as my character, because a GW movie just wouldn't be the same without my character running around killing random people at nonsensical times.

benzjie

Frost Gate Guardian

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P.O.C.

R/Mo

23 Apr 2008 at 11:32 - 156

blobby as Mallyx

Nyree

Ascalonian Squire

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Brazil

The DeathBlow Team

R/Rt

23 Apr 2008 at 12:45 - 157

Jessica Biel as Devona (cuz Charlize and Milla are to skinny to be Devona)
Scarlett Johansson as Cynn
Ellen Page as Gwen
Morgan Freeman as Dunkoro (too old to be General Morghan)

JohnyTgun

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Fortress On Hell [Hate]

R/

23 Apr 2008 at 16:29 - 158

lol Main Character-Borat
Koss-Samuel L jackson
Goren-Mr T

That would be a nice comedy lol

Mohnzh

Krytan Explorer

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Might find me roaming around doing missions in hard mode...or maybe I'm lost in the Underworld...

[KCOR]

Mo/

23 Apr 2008 at 16:45 - 159

Dirk Nowitzki would make a great Norn

Nazar Razak

Lion's Arch Merchant

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23 Apr 2008 at 18:03 - 160

Quote:

Originally Posted by arsie

Now that we've unanimously agreed that it'll be a super awesome idea for Uwe Boll to make a Guild Wars movie

did that REALLY happen? ._.