Who would you cast in Guild Wars - The Movie?
The Way Out
Pinhead as Olias!!!
Seriously... is this not accurate or what?
/signed for Uma Thurman as Jora... identical!!!
SirSausage
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Samuel L Jackson will play Norgu
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"Motherf***ing drakes on a motherf***ing plain!!"
Epic win.
Painbringer
Ah just do it like beo wolf.... but make sure that hollywood writes the script 
Longasc
I would cast Kristanna Loken (Ex-Terminatrix) as either Jora or Devona.
Mark Nevermiss
Condoleezza Rice as Melonni
Numa Pompilius
Could we get Uwe Boll as director? Sweet!
I can't wait to hear him explain why car chases and nuclear mutants which cause global warming are vital to any movie about Guild Wars.
Norgu: http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpap..._affleck_3.jpg
Herta: http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Co..._10a.widec.jpg
Little Thom: http://nextlust.com/wp-content/uploa...ron-jeremy.jpg
Koss: http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famec...die-murphy.jpg
Rurik: http://images.eonline.com/eol_images...las.091906.jpg
(Cage is a MUST. No-one can guarantee fail like he can!)
Guaranteed fail == guaranteed tax return for Bolls investors == win!
I can't wait to hear him explain why car chases and nuclear mutants which cause global warming are vital to any movie about Guild Wars.
Norgu: http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpap..._affleck_3.jpg
Herta: http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Co..._10a.widec.jpg
Little Thom: http://nextlust.com/wp-content/uploa...ron-jeremy.jpg
Koss: http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famec...die-murphy.jpg
Rurik: http://images.eonline.com/eol_images...las.091906.jpg
(Cage is a MUST. No-one can guarantee fail like he can!)
Guaranteed fail == guaranteed tax return for Bolls investors == win!
It's A Me
All the Team America charatcters. It would make the story so much funnier.
RiKio
Chow Yun Fat as Shiro Tagachi.
SerenitySilverstar
Dang, someone already played the Chuck Norris card 
I was gonna suggest him for Mehnlo. Without the beard.
Anna Paquin = Gwen
John Rhys Davies = All dwarves (except Kilroy)
John DeLancie (Q from Star Trek) = The Emporer
Anna Paquin = Gwen
John Rhys Davies = All dwarves (except Kilroy)
John DeLancie (Q from Star Trek) = The Emporer
Jongo River
Does Uwe Boll do prequels? If so, I nominate Tom Welling for the lead in "Rurik: The Early Years", with Lindsay Lohan as Althea.
Josh
Adam Sandler OR Jim Carey as the lead, main character!?
Adam Sandler:
Jim Carey:
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Jim Carey:
1 up and 2 down
Ice Cube as Koss
Beyonce Knowles as Melonni
Patrick Stewart as Master Togo
Bruce Willis as Mhenlo
Angelina Jolie as Acolyte Jinn
Reese Witherspoon as Cynn
Brendan Fraiser as Acolyte Sousuke
Damon Wayans as Goren
Marlon Wayans as Norgu
Also Featuring:
Bill Duke as Dunkoro
Ron Jeremy as Little Thom
Morgan Freeman as General Morghan
Chou Yun Fat as Shiro Tagachi
Ewan Mcgregor as Prince Rurik
Brandy Norwood as Varesh Ossa
Beyonce Knowles as Melonni
Patrick Stewart as Master Togo
Bruce Willis as Mhenlo
Angelina Jolie as Acolyte Jinn
Reese Witherspoon as Cynn
Brendan Fraiser as Acolyte Sousuke
Damon Wayans as Goren
Marlon Wayans as Norgu
Also Featuring:
Bill Duke as Dunkoro
Ron Jeremy as Little Thom
Morgan Freeman as General Morghan
Chou Yun Fat as Shiro Tagachi
Ewan Mcgregor as Prince Rurik
Brandy Norwood as Varesh Ossa
Mr. G
Rurick
Cale Roughstar
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Originally Posted by Mark Nevermiss
Condoleezza Rice as Melonni
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Jeniffer Love Hewitt as Cynn
arsie
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Are you F'ing kidding Uwe Boll as director?
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Sub Frost
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I dunno, it was either Uwe Boll or Peter Jackson, tough choice.
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arsie
Gerard Butler as Rurik. Of course I did not use the OTHER picture of him.
SerenitySilverstar
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Rurick
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Miss Piggy as Danika
Kermit as Mehnlo
Animal as Devona
Sweetums as Koss
Stadler and Waldorf as Zhed and Sousuke
Ralph as Togo
silvershock
Prince Rurik: Karl Urban
Devona: Charlize Theron
Aidan: Viggo Mortensen
Mhenlo: Vin Diesel
Cynn: Rosamund Pike
Eve: Milla Jovovich
Devona: Charlize Theron
Aidan: Viggo Mortensen
Mhenlo: Vin Diesel
Cynn: Rosamund Pike
Eve: Milla Jovovich
Nevin
MMA fighter Kimbo as Abaddon.
pumpkin pie
the director chair will go to Guillermo del Toro
RamenFiasco
I'm sure we could fit Sigourney Weaver as a main female character.
pumpkin pie
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I'm sure we could fit Sigourney Weaver as a main female character.
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cerb
FengShuiDove
Cerb is win.
Michael Jackson as Razah.
"It was created with an unknown purpose, and the nature of its origin is more akin to demons than the human form that it takes."
Michael Jackson as Razah.
"It was created with an unknown purpose, and the nature of its origin is more akin to demons than the human form that it takes."
tipiak
Chuck Norris as Rurik. It has to be.
Abedeus
Main character MUST be Keanu Reeves. I mean come on, he must.
GourangaPizza
No big names. Just lots of narration since what I had in mind is a GW mockumentary: "Planet Tyria"
Uber Mass
Steve Buscemi as Vekk
Numa Pompilius
Agreed on Adam Sandler for main lead. There's a guy who can guarantee fail almost as well as Nick Cage.
Ben Affleck isn't as much an embodyment of fail as those two, but he's close.
Nick Cage, Ben Affleck AND Adam Sandler, perhaps? Directed by Uwe Boll.
The risk I see with putting that much suckage into one movie is that it'll implode into a black hole, devouring Earth and possibly the entire universe.
Ben Affleck isn't as much an embodyment of fail as those two, but he's close.
Nick Cage, Ben Affleck AND Adam Sandler, perhaps? Directed by Uwe Boll.
The risk I see with putting that much suckage into one movie is that it'll implode into a black hole, devouring Earth and possibly the entire universe.
The Way Out
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No big names. Just lots of narration since what I had in mind is a GW mockumentary: "Planet Tyria"
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Malice Black
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Originally Posted by Nevin
MMA fighter Kimbo as Abaddon.
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Henchman
And the position of "The Frog" goes to...
Magikarp
Cynn=Uma Thurman
Mehnlo=Jet Li
Devona=Xena Warrior Princess
Livia=Tila Tequila
Aidan=Legolas
Prince Rurik=Vin Diesel
Goren=Morpheus
Koss=Will Smith or Mr T
Ogden=Danny DeVito
Vekk=the guy that played MiniMe
Gwen=Christina Ricchi (sp on a lot of these)
and.. some other ones.. lol
Mehnlo=Jet Li
Devona=Xena Warrior Princess
Livia=Tila Tequila
Aidan=Legolas
Prince Rurik=Vin Diesel
Goren=Morpheus
Koss=Will Smith or Mr T
Ogden=Danny DeVito
Vekk=the guy that played MiniMe
Gwen=Christina Ricchi (sp on a lot of these)
and.. some other ones.. lol
Mr. G
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Nemo the Capitalist
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Kirstie Alley could definitely play Oink
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Bo Azum
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Originally Posted by Magikarp
Cynn=Uma Thurman
Mehnlo=Jet Li Devona=Xena Warrior Princess Livia=Tila Tequila Aidan=Legolas Prince Rurik=Vin Diesel Goren=Morpheus Koss=Will Smith or Mr T Ogden=Danny DeVito Vekk=the guy that played MiniMe Gwen=Christina Ricchi (sp on a lot of these) and.. some other ones.. lol |
- Xena = Lucy Lawless
- Morpheus = Lawrence Fishburne
- Aidan = Orlando Bloom
- Mini me = Verne Troyer
Not too bad choices I think.
Christina Ricci is spot on. A small girl tormented by everything she's encountered. Just perfect.
Numa Pompilius
But Christina Ricci (like som of the other suggestions, e.g. Thurman and DeVito) is a good actor, and unlike Ben Affleck and Ron Jeremy doesn't belong in an Uwe Boll movie.
VanDamselx
Orlando Bloom as a mesmer. He's so freakin' sexy