Abaddon Will Eat Your Eyes!
FlamingMetroid
Anton- "Revenge is a dish best served with cutlery"
Konig Des Todes
Palawa Joko: "No, No, No! Mummified flesh on the left! Dried bones on the right! No, your other right! You worthless bits of animated anatomy!"
That is my favorite, but anything said by a necromancer makes me crack up, that means Mad King Thorn, Livia, Olias, Palawa, Master of Whispers, and any others I cannot recall at the moment.
That is my favorite, but anything said by a necromancer makes me crack up, that means Mad King Thorn, Livia, Olias, Palawa, Master of Whispers, and any others I cannot recall at the moment.
SirSausage
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Originally Posted by Kusandaa
Dunham: "I think that plant just licked its lips." I about rolled on the floor when I first saw that one.
Vekk: "... and I'm all out of mossgum". I NEVER catch what he says before, but that cracks me up so much... |
She says: "... and I'm all out of moss root gum"
My favourite is Devona's phrase:
"Idiot, meet hammer. Hammer, idiot."
Always have to laugh when I see this.
netniwk
Snowman:"that son of a grentch has to pay"
Turtle222
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Originally Posted by dan-the-noob
Indeed. Screw the filter imo, lets hear what that monster really wanted to say.
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Shadow Kurd
Every time Pyre calls Gwen a mouse. Aaaah how much i enjoy that
Eldin
Vael's quotes are FTW.
But let's not forget all of Cynn's quotes.
Also love the snowmen, "Son of a Grentch must pay!".
But let's not forget all of Cynn's quotes.
Also love the snowmen, "Son of a Grentch must pay!".
MithranArkanere
"I'm going to party like it's 999"
...
Oh wait, that's a quote from Gheed in Diablo II...
Hm... Oh. I know.
Air of Superiority quotes:
- "You're No Match for My Brains!"
- "Knowledge is Power!"
- "Kneel Before Your Master"
- "Is There Anything I Can't Do?"
- And my favourite: "Buwahahaha!"
...
Oh wait, that's a quote from Gheed in Diablo II...
Hm... Oh. I know.
Air of Superiority quotes:
- "You're No Match for My Brains!"
- "Knowledge is Power!"
- "Kneel Before Your Master"
- "Is There Anything I Can't Do?"
- And my favourite: "Buwahahaha!"
Fangclaw
Pyre : ''...Then I'll turn you to the mouse over here; she likes to hurt Charr...''
Gwen: ''Just give me half a chance'' /shakefist
rolled on the floor
Gwen: ''Just give me half a chance'' /shakefist
rolled on the floor
Default Name
"Palawa Joko's tongue is sharper than his sword. This I cannot deny."
- Chirah, Bone Palace.
- Chirah, Bone Palace.
Lalamika
Lol, awesome, but my favorite quote of all time has to be aside from the one that started this thread in the first place:
"You godless sons of kappas!" That farmer guy at the beginning of Factions.
"You godless sons of kappas!" That farmer guy at the beginning of Factions.
Toutatis
"Butter up the other side and pan fry me!"
- Oola, at the end of The Elusive Golemancer
I was laughing for hours over that one
- Oola, at the end of The Elusive Golemancer
I was laughing for hours over that one
RiKio
There are no gods.
Pyre Godslayer Fierceshot.
Pyre Godslayer Fierceshot.
Chilos
Welcome to Cantha
Jamei: "Thank you so much for your help. These vile creatures are everywhere. It seems no place is safe. Perhaps with your help, my friend, all that can change."
Brother Mhenlo: "Jamei... it's been too long."
Jamei: "Mhenlo...I came as soon as I heard you were expected. It is so good to see you."
Cynn: "That's Jamei? Mhenlo, he's a GIRL! All those stories about your old friend growing up, and you never told me..."
Brother Mhenlo: "You never asked, Cynn, and I don't see that it matters."
Jamei: "Ah, the stories. There are so many, eh, Mhenlo? I swear, it seems looking back that there was not a day we were apart."
Cynn: "Not a day apart?! Listen lady, he may not be much, but that Monk is mine! Don't even think about it!" (Epic)
Brother Mhenlo: "Now Cynn, calm down..."
Jamei: "Oh, Mhenlo! You got yourself a little girlfriend! How.... sweet."
Cynn: "'Little girl'?! Lady, this 'little girl' will show you big pain if you're not careful...."
Jamei: "Yes, I imagine you give Mhenlo quite a pain...."
Aidan: "Mhenlo has his hands full, doesn't he?"
Devona: "Cynn has an amazing ability to make friends, doesn't she?"
Brother Mhenlo: "Cynn, Jamei, please. We have important matters to deal with and we must work together."
Jamei: "Mhenlo is right. Let us focus on our task. You all came to Cantha to help us fight this plague. We must find Master Togo and learn how you can best aid this effort."
Jamei: "Master Togo awaits us inside the city. Let's go."
BEST. DIALOGUE. EVER!
Lyssa be damned!
Jamei: "Thank you so much for your help. These vile creatures are everywhere. It seems no place is safe. Perhaps with your help, my friend, all that can change."
Brother Mhenlo: "Jamei... it's been too long."
Jamei: "Mhenlo...I came as soon as I heard you were expected. It is so good to see you."
Cynn: "That's Jamei? Mhenlo, he's a GIRL! All those stories about your old friend growing up, and you never told me..."
Brother Mhenlo: "You never asked, Cynn, and I don't see that it matters."
Jamei: "Ah, the stories. There are so many, eh, Mhenlo? I swear, it seems looking back that there was not a day we were apart."
Cynn: "Not a day apart?! Listen lady, he may not be much, but that Monk is mine! Don't even think about it!" (Epic)
Brother Mhenlo: "Now Cynn, calm down..."
Jamei: "Oh, Mhenlo! You got yourself a little girlfriend! How.... sweet."
Cynn: "'Little girl'?! Lady, this 'little girl' will show you big pain if you're not careful...."
Jamei: "Yes, I imagine you give Mhenlo quite a pain...."
Aidan: "Mhenlo has his hands full, doesn't he?"
Devona: "Cynn has an amazing ability to make friends, doesn't she?"
Brother Mhenlo: "Cynn, Jamei, please. We have important matters to deal with and we must work together."
Jamei: "Mhenlo is right. Let us focus on our task. You all came to Cantha to help us fight this plague. We must find Master Togo and learn how you can best aid this effort."
Jamei: "Master Togo awaits us inside the city. Let's go."
BEST. DIALOGUE. EVER!
Lyssa be damned!
Adam of Tyria
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Originally Posted by dan-the-noob
Indeed. Screw the filter imo, lets hear what that monster really wanted to say.
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Duh.
llsektorll
cynn .... shes hot and funny.... two posts above proves it
Shai Lee
My absolute favorite (Spiritual Possession):
"You're disgusting, but I love you!"
"You're disgusting, but I love you!"
Olim Chill
I relish such gems from the "thinking man's" hench, Stefan:
"How far do you think I can throw this shield?"
"How much do you think my sword weighs?"
"I wonder how long it took to build the wall?"
"What's the longest you've ever gone without a bath? Me? I'd say three weeks."
"How far do you think I can throw this shield?"
"How much do you think my sword weighs?"
"I wonder how long it took to build the wall?"
"What's the longest you've ever gone without a bath? Me? I'd say three weeks."
Default Name
"I can smell a two-legged walker from four miles away... eight if it hasn't bathed in a fortnight. I could smell you coming from ten."
- Dirah Traptail
- Dirah Traptail
Another Felldspar
Dankika to the tree singers in the Eternal Grove mission:
"Can't you sing any faster?!?"
"Can't you sing any faster?!?"
tmr819
I thought Oggy, in Alcazia Tangle had some funny lines. The poor guy's got a complex about his unusually small ... ears ... but still wants to impress the ladies:
(If you have Taro Leaves in your inventory, the text is different and you get an option to help Oggy "enhance" his ears. I bet the writers had a lot of fun with this one. )
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| Oggy: My whole life I've been telling myself that size doesn't matter. Um, try telling that to the ladies. I mean, What healthy female goes for a guy with tiny ears? If only there was a way I could naturally enhance them.... |
Alyssaa
I'm still missing Devona here:
"Idiot, meet hammer. Hammer, meet idiot"
"I tried to keep my temper, but I failed. Oh, well"
Oh and my favorite:
"Talk to the hammer!"
"Idiot, meet hammer. Hammer, meet idiot"
"I tried to keep my temper, but I failed. Oh, well"
Oh and my favorite:
"Talk to the hammer!"
Squishy ftw
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"Idiot, meet hammer. Hammer, meet idiot"
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"Hard to run when you're flat on your back, isn't it?"
"Do you like my hammer? Have a closer look."
"Different day. Different fight. Same imbeciles!"
"Some idiot's always trying to get away."
All by the lovely Devona ofcourse.
Tyla
Hrmm....
I'm thinking..... "Goren is my mummy!!! Mummy feed me!!!!"
I'm thinking..... "Goren is my mummy!!! Mummy feed me!!!!"
visitor
Prince rurik:"By Balthazars beard, Rin burns!
Leonhart
When you have 'spiritual possession' from event items:
"When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar." any Ralph Wiggum quote is great.
and also Eve which I thought was memoriable
"Why do people view Necromancers as unclean? I mean, really, do you want dead bodies lying around all the time? We provide a valuable community service."
"When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar." any Ralph Wiggum quote is great.
and also Eve which I thought was memoriable
"Why do people view Necromancers as unclean? I mean, really, do you want dead bodies lying around all the time? We provide a valuable community service."
Moa Bird Cultist
Sister Tai: "..."
The simple ones are the best.
Also Acolyte "Leetsauce" Sousuke has the following to say:
"I'm ready! You're ready! Koss is ... not paying attention."
"No matter how much creativity you put into it, a wurm is still a wurm, and I think the best thing for them would be some orange sauce, a little cinnamon, and a stiff dose of fire."
"This place is like my worst nightmares...the ones inspired by those little pickles."
The simple ones are the best.
Also Acolyte "Leetsauce" Sousuke has the following to say:
"I'm ready! You're ready! Koss is ... not paying attention."
"No matter how much creativity you put into it, a wurm is still a wurm, and I think the best thing for them would be some orange sauce, a little cinnamon, and a stiff dose of fire."
"This place is like my worst nightmares...the ones inspired by those little pickles."
English Warrior
"Evil, beware. We have wurms!" Goren in Deals a Deal.
ischuros
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You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I beat you with until you understand who is in command!
Pyre Fierceshot |
"Two-legs?" If that centaur tries to boss us around again, he'll find me standing on one leg and use the other to kick him.
Dunkoro, usually all dry sometimes comes out with these kitsch classics.
It's a trap. Any moron can see that ... even that lunkhead Koss. Keep your weapon ready and be prepared to attack at the first sign of trouble."
Follow that lunk-head Goren? That oaf has trouble to remembering to breathe.
And he slags those wammo, and politicians, it's great.
The two greatest tools a commander has are secrecy and intimidation. The greatest weakness ... is politicians.
Action Jacson
Well, my all time favorite quote is when I was rescuing the little girl from the Jade Brother Hood, and after the fight I see Panaku standing in front of the little girl saying "Scream like you mean it!"
CagedinSanity
Palawa Joko is the only reason I go through the Nightfall campaign these days,
SPURLUXE
Zenmai;
"Daggers are a girl's best friends ."
"One, two, dead."
"Daggers are a girl's best friends ."
"One, two, dead."
nagisaki
"Welcome to Cornera!"... whoops, wrong game :-P
MarlinBackna
"Yes, We've all been touched by Abbadon." - Kormir 
I laughed so hard when I saw that in some cutscene, but I actually didn't think of it until I went through Nightfall a second time.
I laughed so hard when I saw that in some cutscene, but I actually didn't think of it until I went through Nightfall a second time.
jon0592
My husband spells my name H-U-R-T-A. Guess why.
-Herta
Also during that quest when you go to Maatu Keep for the first time there's that part where you meet up with Danika and she is with some little boy who is crying over his dead parents. I didn't read the text and before you know it, his parents became shambling horrors.
-Herta
Also during that quest when you go to Maatu Keep for the first time there's that part where you meet up with Danika and she is with some little boy who is crying over his dead parents. I didn't read the text and before you know it, his parents became shambling horrors.
Fishmonger
"I can't believe you actually wore that to a battle."
[email protected]
"To know a man is to steal his dying breath."
I think this is the coolest quote ever. GO KAHMU!!
[email protected]
"To know a man is to steal his dying breath."
I think this is the coolest quote ever. GO KAHMU!!
Kotetsu Rain
"My ex used to spell my name H-U-R-T-A. Guess why."
- Herta
"I've hammered all over this land."
- Devona
I laughed so hard when I first saw Devona say that.
- Herta
"I've hammered all over this land."
- Devona
I laughed so hard when I first saw Devona say that.
Pleikki
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Originally Posted by Adam of Tyria
"Kiiiiillroooooy Stooooonekiiiiin!!"
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Courage!
Kiiiiillroooooy Stooooonekiiiiin!! (except the part about it being stoll from Leeroy Jenkins
( LONG LIVE LEEROY!)
( LONG LIVE LEEROY!)
Fear Me!
It's hard to pick just one out of so many quotes. I definitely like most of them, I guess I'll mention Hapless Chong "Oh woe is me" from the canthan new year quest and Guwon the Wise with "Oh dear" when she fails to save him.