Abaddon Will Eat Your Eyes!

Buster

Buster

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

Elona

Clan Eternal Legion

D/W

Vekk: It's not my fault that you big bookahs can't dodge !

Had me rollin in tears lol

Cebe

Cebe

The 5th Celestial Boss

Join Date: Jul 2006

Inverness, Scotland

The Cult of Scaro [WHO]

E/

Acolyte Sousuke.

"That blew up good. That blew up REAL good."

Elena

Elena

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Belgium

"Their healer's a sissy! You hear me? SISSY!"
Get that guy over there! You know we can take him!"
"Hey, are they staring at us? What's the matter with you? Your eyes stuck? You wanna fight? I got something for you! Come on! Let's beat the smirks off their faces!"
Khim

gotta love a healer with a bite

BenjZee

BenjZee

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2006

The Overacheivers [Club]

Mo/

oh great another bookah
could someone please get me the quote about pushing Gadd off a bridge- gets me every time.
You gotta love "as a boy i...." rurik quotes

edit: adding more.

"Everyone move out, there are destroyers coming"
"Never mind...there here" Ogden

"my name is gwen" ... as if we didn't regonise you.
I also love one of the comments and asura makes at the meeting "a wall, abig wall will keep them out"

TheRaven

TheRaven

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2006

Virginia

Spirit of Elisha

W/

"Guess what? You're flameable!" (Cynn)
"There are a million ways to kill a man. This is number 362" (Master of Whispers)

shoogi

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2007

Ray

Oink!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BenjZee

BenjZee

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2006

The Overacheivers [Club]

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by shoogi
Oink!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He is a legend c'mon anet when are u gunna announce the special oink campaign

Avai

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Talarian
I find most of the things Olias says are more disturbing than funny...
I agree with this statement.


Quote:
Originally Posted by SmithyBen
c'mon anet when are u gunna announce the special oink campaign
There is no Pig Level.

RTSFirebat

RTSFirebat

The Humanoid Typhoon

Join Date: May 2005

UK

Servants of Fortuna [SoF]

R/

This pretty much speaks for itself

anshin

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2006

R/

This is one of the best things i've seen being said.


ShadowsRequiem

ShadowsRequiem

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Oct 2005

Inde is Smoking [Hawt] *ToA*

W/E

The Quest in factions that makes fun of the Anchorman gang fight....

Sir Pandra Pierva

Sir Pandra Pierva

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2007

Sardelec yelling at Tenshi

Angels Of Strife

E/

Soske=Understanding is half the battle fireballs are the other half.

Any of cynns burning quotes.
The trees dont burn i already tried.

Palowa Joko
the last cutscene with him is just funny.

Oola
well butter up the other side of the frying pan and cook me.

i just got that one wrong

goren
Harpy

lubo the mime?
his insult when you lose the contest

the drinking contest quotes
"leg full to the top"
I LOVE YA MAN.
MY PANTS OFF TO YA

more to be added

The Red Messenger

The Red Messenger

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2008

America

"My husband left me for a bone minion" (npc text outside of frostmaws burrows)

leaves a funny image in my head...

Koricen

Koricen

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2008

[LoA]

Herta:

"I keep telling these guys to just go home and get some sleep. Everything looks better after a fourteen hour nap and some food, you know? I bet there would be a lot less wars if we just had a few more comfortable beds out there."

"Can't we all just get along? It's not that I'm a pacifist. I'm just dreadfully lazy"

"Join the Sunspears," they said. "See exotic lands, meet new and interesting people... and kill them." That's what sold me." (Full Metal Jacket all the way)

"This is fun and all, but I'd rather be sleeping."

Hollow Gein

Hollow Gein

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2007

Menos Espadas

N/

From Lina in the Tarnished Coast:

"Every time I get used to the fact that humans are in charge of everything, we come across some other creatures that think they're in the running. We usually blow them up."

Onarik Amrak

Onarik Amrak

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2007

Astral Revenants

P/W

Menzies will eat your spleen.