Crazy 12 yr olds?? share your stories

lol.. 12 yr olds?
In my experience its the teens up to 16-17 that are the heavy ragers.

never even met a 12 yr old player in gw- atleast not that i know of.

but of course i have only played for 30 months.

tbh I dont pug, but I did need a runner today,

Dont know how old he was, but he was trying to make me belive that his BMP weapons were worth 100k+ and my Obsidian Edge was 10-15k.

I mean, you cant even put a price on BMP items, cos there customised.

Any way, I dont know how old he was, but he was retarded, and that is the picture drawn by all pugs I have ever been in.

Full of people trying to show off, but failing miserably.

Hmmmmm, I will try and recall an Incident when my monk got to NF and didnt have high leveled heroes so I pugged.

Me - 'Hi, I'm an SoR prot (only decent elite for a factions prot monk back then with no NF skills) - Pinged - RoF / GoH / dismiss condition / SoA / Gole / Prot Spirit / SoR / Holy Veil

Me - If you dont find another monk, just take mhenlo and We'll be fine.

(No other monk so moron leader adds her monk hero)

Me - Ping your hero bar please

Moron hero monk - Healing Burst / Heal Other / Jameis Gaze / Heal Party / Prot Spirit / Mend Ailment / Aegis / Rebirth

Me - (Very politely) Thats not a very good bar, can you kick your hero and add Mhenlo please?

Moron Leader - *Clicks on Enter Battle*

Me - OMFG WTF DO YOU LIKE READ PARTY CHAT??? DO YOU LISTEN TO ANY OF YOUR PARTYS SUGGESTIONS? WE CANNOT DO THIS MISSION WITH YOUR FAILURE MONK HERO (****RAGE QUIT****)

Moron Leader whispers me - OMG you noob monk why did you leave, I spent 30 minutes making this group. You should die from cancer /cry cry

Me - You didnt listen to me, your monk hero was shit, we couldnt have done the mission with that monk. I asked you take Mhenlo, you didnt listen.

Moron Leader - My monk build is good you noob, your bar was rubbish thats why we wouldnt have won because you're a noob monk lol.

.....

Went on for ages and I enjoyed it

Its more the 40 year olds that are crazy i think, here's my experience, chat is almost same as i remember


ME: HEllo good sir, how are you, would you like to make a fellowship

40 Year old man: HEAYYYYYYYY there partner F@@#$# OFF AND TAKE A @$#@#$# PEICE OF @#$@#$# AND STUFF IT IN YOUR @#$@# YOU LITTLE @#$@#@

ME: GOOD SIR, WHAT I HAVE DONE?

40 year old man: I"M 40 YEARS OLD YOU SON OF A @#$@#$ I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT, i'm playing half naked RIGHT NOW AND YOU RESPECT YOUR OLDERS YOU LITTLE @#$@#$#

ME: MY GOODNESS SIR

/me logs off in digust

I have one thing to say about this thread, idiocy is subjective.

I don't know, I tend to have some problems with pugs in general, but not too bad. I also monk, but I try really hard not to ragequit, despite the fact that they may go and aggro 40 man mob on top of our heads. I have to keep reminding myself that they may actually really need my help.

However, that does not mean that I like the abuse that monks are subjected to *sob*. I haven't encountered a 12 year old yet, but I know someone who is 30 that acts like a 12 year old. It was an old alliance leader of mine, she apparently hated me because she liked some dude...blah blah..

Ah, nearly on subject though, I like to pug with people when I'm on my monk, so if you see me and I'm actually doing a mission you may join me. The name is Azaria Snowflower

Did you actually phrase it like that?? I probably would have assumed you were a non-English speaker trying to scam or sell gold and ignored you.

From what i remember i was very kind hearted yes

Wow, how weird then. People are weird.

Wow just reading through a few of these I have noticed how retarded some of you are. Your worse then the people you describe as 12 year olds and I'm confident I could find more then one 12 year old that could replace you.

A new one today, marched up to these band of merry travellers in random arenas

ME: HEY THERE FELLOWS, hows it hanging FRIENDS, HEY ALL LETS GATHER TOGETHER LIKE a group of gay old timers

OTHERS: WHAT A F@#z, GTFO Or i'll STICK MY D@#$@ IN YOUR A@#$@##

ME: GEE WILLICKERS FRIEND, most of the words you used were bleeped out by my chat filter, i merely wanted to have a gay old time, you know have a SPLENDID TIME TOGETHER


OTHERS: GTFO


ME: PARDON ME GOOD SIR?


OTHERS: GET THE @#$@##$ OUT


ME: I'm not quite sure what you mean sir, Get the fun out? YOU A PARTY POOPER SIR


OTHERS: YOU F@@


ME: very well then sirs, i will leave you to be



DAMN 12 yEAR OLDS!!!!!

lol at homophobic children in guild wars XD

I'm going to try that

Oooooh, Regina is reading this right now!

I personaly pug gropus alot. 1 out of 100 pugs is a decent player and on the same page as me.
i got stories...believe me i got stories.. BUT i would rather pug a group than waiting for 2 hours for one guildie to come on. in groups i ask pple to get a friend and lo and behold! pples f list are empty. Why? they dont meet new players. they just play with the same 10 pple.Why? cause they dont like to pug.Why? cos most players only know one way to achieve a mission or quest
and anything that strays from that they assume its failure by default and the chain quitting starts.I have expierenced this alot when i show people how we clear UW in hard mode in 30 minuts. My methods are soo strange to them they call me noob and leave before anyone has even died sometimes! they leave assuming it will fail.Yet the screen shots are all there for all to see. All in all i would still rather pug and meet players on the same page as me.I wont meet anyone ever if i jsut stick to my own tiny f list.

one last thought... Anet is limited in what they can do about this. they improve heros and henchies
and so on and so on BUT they cant do much abou the people. they will ban you if you get all racial and crap in game, and there is the dishonour system in pvp.Anet has taken these issues into consideration. Face it... they want a game thats enjoyable. That means pugable.so if you have any MATURE viable suggestions as to how to improve the "pugging" environment" there is no doublt anet would love to hear it.
they want to make a game that will sell.the issue on making the pug environment is important to anet form a business point of view but they are limited. they cant FORCE people to be polite.
they could make it so you cant leave a party once in a map. but then people would just hit f12.

Oh, I missed this!!!! I have to quote FTW, and see my story above

This guy....wow, it was a 10 year old who thought he was cool cause he played a sin, i was leveling up my monk, it was the first mission, Minister Cho's Estate, haha, wow, he had the worst build you could imagine, and he kept running in to a bunch of people, when me and the other two people were back fighting, and blamed me for being a crap monk. He got into a huge fight with me, (well it wasn't a fight, more like a slaughter, i won) thinking he was the best class in the game, and that he could own anybody. Eh, whatev.

Sin - 'You nub, sins are teh best I kill yoo fast lol, 1v1 me nub'.

Me - Runs either Icy Shackles with Air Spike or blind bot. Sin pwned. Go go cracked armor FTW!!!

lol i think i love you!

Why so many stupid noobs still asking for 1v1 in GW its not SilkRoad or WoW...

No idea. I did it with a sin. He was testing a build so I put my necro on a standard SS build. I got off Insidious Parasite and Reckless haste, and it was over for him. I made a couple of suggestions, like getting rid of Shadow Refuge. I don't think he listened...

did someone rage quit and think its okay? Don't they think when you pug you should atleast see if the group works?