Make all armor crafted by forgemaster have the skin of beginner armor for one day. (not all current FoWs look like that, but anyone that buys FoW for one day gets a set of ascalon armor).
For Coffers of Whispers: reduce all current percentages by half, and add a 50% chance to get 1 pile of glittering dust.
Switch the icons of Salvage and ID kits.
Stick the Guild Lord in random places on the map for GvGs.
Whenever a team resigns, spawn a max, q7, 15^50 gold crystalline on each of their corpses.
Change player's names at random
Make all PvE-only skills PvP only, removikng the cap on 3 of em. Make all the other skillls PvE only.
Champ points for wins in Jade Quarry.
make an outpost called Xunlai Marketplace randomly appear in the battle isles, but every time anyone tries to go in, it says "district is full blablabla"
If you could F-up Guild Wars however you wanted...
Bo Fairfield
Magikarp
lol for 15 minutes, all merchanted and destroyed items in the entire game values are distributed to one random person in the world.
Red Sonya
I would add 200 levels and AA's so leveling would always be there as a goal. I would also add unlimited equipment stats of various kinds and then introduce NO DROP/NO TRADE to the very best ones so people would have to EARN them not farm/buy them. I would allow KSing and Kill Stealing because that really gets people hot in a hurry in some of the older mmorpgs. 
I would make all areas and mission have random mobs and drops not the same thing over n over so people can't farm them, the sword of everslaying might drop in this zone today, but, waaaaayyy over in another zone tomorrow, but, would always be in a mob that it would take a guild of 25 to kill if they are lucky. I also would create Traveling Bosses with their guard mobs that would travel randomly around the persistant world and attack weak groups or newbies and stomp them in the dirt. haha
I would make all areas and mission have random mobs and drops not the same thing over n over so people can't farm them, the sword of everslaying might drop in this zone today, but, waaaaayyy over in another zone tomorrow, but, would always be in a mob that it would take a guild of 25 to kill if they are lucky. I also would create Traveling Bosses with their guard mobs that would travel randomly around the persistant world and attack weak groups or newbies and stomp them in the dirt. haha
Kerwyn Nasilan
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I would buff it to add 50 damage every attack. Then make all mobs have five Ursans, one Imbagon, and two healer's boon monks.
Then people might realize why PvE skills are overpowered... |
great sir s
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Originally Posted by Zena Starlight
I would buff it to add 50 damage every attack. Then make all mobs have five Ursans, one Imbagon, and two healer's boon monks.
Then people might realize why PvE skills are overpowered... |
this this would just accelerate the PVE'rs minds to create even MORE ungodly builds to beat their own ungodly builds! hahahaha
i would just delete every skill inthe game except ursan blessing and make it pvp
calling coordination = only tactic ftw
fRag_Doll
Introduce equipment durability.
Aera Lure
I'd remove Ursan and Heroes. The game was simply better before both.
Icy The Mage
Skills:
[Protective Spirit]Protective Spirit now Reduces damage to 25%/hit, and lasts 1...6..7 seconds.
[Shadow Form]Shadow Form no longer causes attacks to miss.
[Obsidian Flesh]Obsidian Flesh's recharge is tripled, and decreases movement speed by 66%.
[Shadow Prison]Shadow Prison has it's recharge reduced to 15s, and lasts 1...8..9 seconds.
[Black Lotus Strike]Black Lotus Strike is now an offhand attack again.
[Horns of the Ox]Horns of the Ox's damage increased three fold.
[Save Yourselves]Save Yourselves now costs 1 adrenaline, has no recharge, and lasts 10 seconds, and is now unlinked.
[Ursan Blessing]Ursan Blessing... wait a sec, that's fine the way it is.
[Edge of Extinction]Edge of Extinction no longer needs a set amount of health to take effect.
Others:
Remove everything in everyone's Hall of Monuments, and reset all titles.
Implement an IQ-Level requirement to participate in RA.
Increase the requirement of all items everyone has by 3.
Randomly configure all users' interface settings.
The only available language is "Bork Bork Bork!"
Allow users to re-connect to the game after the process tree for GW is ended.
Fire Emblem character rules. You die, you don't come back.
I think that's all for now...
[Protective Spirit]Protective Spirit now Reduces damage to 25%/hit, and lasts 1...6..7 seconds.
[Shadow Form]Shadow Form no longer causes attacks to miss.
[Obsidian Flesh]Obsidian Flesh's recharge is tripled, and decreases movement speed by 66%.
[Shadow Prison]Shadow Prison has it's recharge reduced to 15s, and lasts 1...8..9 seconds.
[Black Lotus Strike]Black Lotus Strike is now an offhand attack again.
[Horns of the Ox]Horns of the Ox's damage increased three fold.
[Save Yourselves]Save Yourselves now costs 1 adrenaline, has no recharge, and lasts 10 seconds, and is now unlinked.
[Ursan Blessing]Ursan Blessing... wait a sec, that's fine the way it is.
[Edge of Extinction]Edge of Extinction no longer needs a set amount of health to take effect.
Others:
Remove everything in everyone's Hall of Monuments, and reset all titles.
Implement an IQ-Level requirement to participate in RA.
Increase the requirement of all items everyone has by 3.
Randomly configure all users' interface settings.
The only available language is "Bork Bork Bork!"
Allow users to re-connect to the game after the process tree for GW is ended.
Fire Emblem character rules. You die, you don't come back.
I think that's all for now...
Shayne Hawke
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That is to say, if you could modify Guild Wars in a certain way that it would cause unspeakable frustration to general players-
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Neo Nugget
Have 1 area guarded by 100's of enemies with a chest.....
Containing only creme brulee's
Containing only creme brulee's
Shadow
*Invert the percentage of ecto drops.
*Remove requirements from weapons.
*Extend the duration of Shadow Form further to 1 minute.
*Allow lock picks to be used on the Z-chest.
*Up the armor gained from Ursan blessing to 50...100.
*Unlimited minions once more, and restore soul reaping.
*Searing Flames causes burning and does damage in a single cast.
*Reduce the cast time and recharge on meteor shower to 1/2 second.
*Remove requirements from weapons.
*Extend the duration of Shadow Form further to 1 minute.
*Allow lock picks to be used on the Z-chest.
*Up the armor gained from Ursan blessing to 50...100.
*Unlimited minions once more, and restore soul reaping.
*Searing Flames causes burning and does damage in a single cast.
*Reduce the cast time and recharge on meteor shower to 1/2 second.
Riceboi
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Have 1 area guarded by 100's of enemies with a chest.....
Containing only creme brulee's |
Riceboi
When you log into Guild Wars your game automatically goes into "Ultimate Survivor" mode. If you die even once with any character your whole account is deleted. Also all your characters are wielding a vampiric weapon that cannot be taken off, and it effects you in towns.
Yichi
Hire the exact crew from Arena Net to make the sequel to their current game, using the same ideas they implimented in the first game...
oh shi...
oh shi...
HuntMaster Avatar
Make pvp hardcore, if you die once, you lose your character forever. With no exit option, if you join pvp you must stay til the end.
Remove 90% of the skins in the game.
Remove all titles.
Dying in pve results in massive XP loss, Which does not stop at zero xp for a level, meaning you can lose levels.
Remove elite areas.
Remove random drop chances.
Remove henchmen.
Change skill bar to allow 10 skills total, 2 elites (1 per profession)
Place a damage cap on all skills so all classes did the same damage, Fire mages and warriors would be the same.
Raise the damage of weapons, raise the defense of armor.
Set merchants to buy each item for a set price, never changing. Items would be worth more at merchant.
Remove unique items from the game.
Have an auto log off timer, After 60 minutes guildwars shuts down for 23 hours with no way to bypass this function.
Have in game moderators who bans people.
Spam blocker, anyone spamming loses their ability to chat in ANY chat log for 24 hours, Including whispers.
Remove elite armor.
Remove HoM.
Idle Booter, Anyone sitting idle for 10 minutes gets booted from the game and can not log back in for 24 hours.
Remove inscriptions and consumables.
Lower prices of chest keys.
Remove platinum, (only gold would be left.)
Remove the monk, Ritualist, Paragon Professions from the game.
Auto disban timer, if atleast 60% of a guild is not active daily, the guild is disbanned, the guildname is banned from being used again and the players can never again be in a guild.
I think that would effectivly F up the game for everyone.
Remove 90% of the skins in the game.
Remove all titles.
Dying in pve results in massive XP loss, Which does not stop at zero xp for a level, meaning you can lose levels.
Remove elite areas.
Remove random drop chances.
Remove henchmen.
Change skill bar to allow 10 skills total, 2 elites (1 per profession)
Place a damage cap on all skills so all classes did the same damage, Fire mages and warriors would be the same.
Raise the damage of weapons, raise the defense of armor.
Set merchants to buy each item for a set price, never changing. Items would be worth more at merchant.
Remove unique items from the game.
Have an auto log off timer, After 60 minutes guildwars shuts down for 23 hours with no way to bypass this function.
Have in game moderators who bans people.
Spam blocker, anyone spamming loses their ability to chat in ANY chat log for 24 hours, Including whispers.
Remove elite armor.
Remove HoM.
Idle Booter, Anyone sitting idle for 10 minutes gets booted from the game and can not log back in for 24 hours.
Remove inscriptions and consumables.
Lower prices of chest keys.
Remove platinum, (only gold would be left.)
Remove the monk, Ritualist, Paragon Professions from the game.
Auto disban timer, if atleast 60% of a guild is not active daily, the guild is disbanned, the guildname is banned from being used again and the players can never again be in a guild.
I think that would effectivly F up the game for everyone.
Riceboi
Remove all professions from game, you can now only be
Richard Simmons
or Eric Estrada
Richard Simmons
or Eric Estrada
HuntMaster Avatar
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Remove all professions from game, you can now only be
Richard Simmons or Eric Estrada  |
travis ranger
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close all portals
And make a message when trying to enter one come in as "Sorry *insert racial slur* your kinds not allowed" For pvp buttons and mission buttons it would say "Insert 25c to continue" and play the ol arcade game over sounds and change all the music to numa numa and then roll back the servers all the way back to factions. But remove all prophecy skills. Then give everyone pink armor, except for the women characters who have all been deleted because girls don't play games anyways so they were a waste of data. then make the weekend event loose all items. Whenever you kill a monster you lose an item from your inventory. And make every monster except for the ones at shin je monestary have 9000 hp and attack for 2000 damage nearby aoe that enchant strips on each attack (before damage is factored) and remove weapon spells including all the monsters in pre-searing. Oh and delete the monk and warrior profession Do I win? |
::hands medal::
Trader of Secrets
hmmmm
1) friendly fire on
2) no assigned loot, back to diablo 2 days of first on to loot gets it
3) In random NPCs pop out of nowhere will challenge you to a mandatory polymock duels, make the whole game like the hilariously funny Yugioh world.
1) friendly fire on
2) no assigned loot, back to diablo 2 days of first on to loot gets it
3) In random NPCs pop out of nowhere will challenge you to a mandatory polymock duels, make the whole game like the hilariously funny Yugioh world.
Riceboi
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2) no assigned loot, back to diablo 2 days of first on to loot gets it
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I would also make spells and attacks usable in towns, so you can kill each other in towns.
neighto
maybe not all these at once.. but it would be fun to toggle it.. like the random weekend events
-Each time you flashed an emote.. you would lose 50k.. if you dont have 50k to lose, you lose rank
-ectos drop by all mobs, in all areas.. including pre! 90% drop rate. say bye bye to all the "so-called" rich players in the game
-Everyone gets a mini panda, kanaxai, visu, etc etc.. but if you click on any of them, you delete your acct.. they cannot be traded.. nor moved from your inventory
- your storage only holds 50k. your toons can only hold 10k. Cannot hold stacks of anything.. inventory is limited to 4 items
-When you log into Random arenas.. you only get rez sigs and 1 skill of your choice.. this might teach everyone a lesson
-if you are above rank 3 you cannot enter any pvp
-in all pvp matches.. you are given random skills.. if you leave the match before its done.. you get an automatic 72 hour ban
-the use of the word noob (newb or any other variation) results in your account being cleaned. you start out with no chars, no money, and no skills.
-Each time you flashed an emote.. you would lose 50k.. if you dont have 50k to lose, you lose rank
-ectos drop by all mobs, in all areas.. including pre! 90% drop rate. say bye bye to all the "so-called" rich players in the game
-Everyone gets a mini panda, kanaxai, visu, etc etc.. but if you click on any of them, you delete your acct.. they cannot be traded.. nor moved from your inventory
- your storage only holds 50k. your toons can only hold 10k. Cannot hold stacks of anything.. inventory is limited to 4 items
-When you log into Random arenas.. you only get rez sigs and 1 skill of your choice.. this might teach everyone a lesson
-if you are above rank 3 you cannot enter any pvp
-in all pvp matches.. you are given random skills.. if you leave the match before its done.. you get an automatic 72 hour ban
-the use of the word noob (newb or any other variation) results in your account being cleaned. you start out with no chars, no money, and no skills.
travis ranger
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C R A F T
When you die, you die and have to start over at the beginning!
Riceboi
add three playable races: terran, protoss and zerg
wait that might make the game better!
wait that might make the game better!
Laylat
Ursan Rage knocks all creatures in the area. You and all affected creatures suffer Cracked Armour, Deep Wound, and Weakness for 20 seconds. Affected creatures gain half health for 20 seconds from all sources except monster healing skills. Monk skills have a 60% to fail removing conditions for 20 seconds.
Welcome RageQuit
Edit:
You are hexed with Ursan Rage.
Welcome RageQuit
Edit:
You are hexed with Ursan Rage.
byteme!
I'd pull the plug on the GW server for shits and giggles. Turn it back on a week later maybe with all materials removed from players inventories and added to the trader.
StormDragonZ
Warrior:
- Swords now do 12-30 damage.
- Axes now do 9-18 damage.
- Hammers now do 33-50 damage.
- [skill]Charging Strike[/skill] now makes you run 75% faster.
Ranger:
- All short bows are now recurve bows. There is no such thing as a short bow anymore.
- [skill]Power Shot[/skill] deals +12-27 damage.
- [skill]Apply Poison[/skill] now costs 10 energy.
Monk:
- [skill]Word of Censure[/skill] no longer applies the additional recharge if the foe was under 33% health. This skill also now does 25-77 holy damage.
Necromancer:
- Pets can now be used for exploiting.
- [skill]Angorodon's Gaze[/skill] steals 30-50 health now.
Mesmer:
- [skill]Illusion of Weakness[/skill] now has a recharge time of 15 seconds and a casting time of 1 second.
- [skill]Wandering Eye[/skill] costs 5 energy now.
- [skill]Ether Signet[/skill] has been changed to "If you have less than 10 Energy, gain 25-30 Energy."
Elementalist:
- [skill]Lightning Surge[/skill] now has a recharge time of 5 seconds.
- [skill]Maelstrom[/skill] no longer causes exhaustion.
- All glyphs cost no energy.
Assassin:
- Daggers now do 6-16 damage.
- [skill]Wild Strike[/skill] is now a lead attack skill.
- [skill]Siphon Strength[/skill] has a recharge time of 15 seconds. It also lasts for 10-19 seconds.
- [skill]Feigned Neutrality[/skill] is now the attribute of Critical Strikes.
Ritualist:
- [skill]Destruction[/skill] now deals 2-5 damager for each second it was alive.
- [skill]Guided Weapon[/skill] now costs 10 energy.
- [skill]Xinrae's Weapon[/skill] now costs 15 energy. It also now lasts for 10 seconds.
Paragon:
- Spears now do 17-28 damage.
- [skill]Godspeed[/skill] now costs 5 energy.
- [skill]Angelic Bond[/skill] now has a recharge time of 10 seconds. It lasts for 15-22 seconds now also.
- [skill]Aria of Restoration[/skill] now costs 5 energy.
- [skill]Aria of Zeal[/skill] now costs 5 energy.
Dervish:
- [skill]Avatar of Melandru[/skill] now costs 15 energy.
- [skill]Avatar of Lyssa[/skill] now has attacks deal +10-58 damage to foes activating skills.
- [skill]Rending Aura[/skill] is now a non-attribute skill.
- Swords now do 12-30 damage.
- Axes now do 9-18 damage.
- Hammers now do 33-50 damage.
- [skill]Charging Strike[/skill] now makes you run 75% faster.
Ranger:
- All short bows are now recurve bows. There is no such thing as a short bow anymore.
- [skill]Power Shot[/skill] deals +12-27 damage.
- [skill]Apply Poison[/skill] now costs 10 energy.
Monk:
- [skill]Word of Censure[/skill] no longer applies the additional recharge if the foe was under 33% health. This skill also now does 25-77 holy damage.
Necromancer:
- Pets can now be used for exploiting.
- [skill]Angorodon's Gaze[/skill] steals 30-50 health now.
Mesmer:
- [skill]Illusion of Weakness[/skill] now has a recharge time of 15 seconds and a casting time of 1 second.
- [skill]Wandering Eye[/skill] costs 5 energy now.
- [skill]Ether Signet[/skill] has been changed to "If you have less than 10 Energy, gain 25-30 Energy."
Elementalist:
- [skill]Lightning Surge[/skill] now has a recharge time of 5 seconds.
- [skill]Maelstrom[/skill] no longer causes exhaustion.
- All glyphs cost no energy.
Assassin:
- Daggers now do 6-16 damage.
- [skill]Wild Strike[/skill] is now a lead attack skill.
- [skill]Siphon Strength[/skill] has a recharge time of 15 seconds. It also lasts for 10-19 seconds.
- [skill]Feigned Neutrality[/skill] is now the attribute of Critical Strikes.
Ritualist:
- [skill]Destruction[/skill] now deals 2-5 damager for each second it was alive.
- [skill]Guided Weapon[/skill] now costs 10 energy.
- [skill]Xinrae's Weapon[/skill] now costs 15 energy. It also now lasts for 10 seconds.
Paragon:
- Spears now do 17-28 damage.
- [skill]Godspeed[/skill] now costs 5 energy.
- [skill]Angelic Bond[/skill] now has a recharge time of 10 seconds. It lasts for 15-22 seconds now also.
- [skill]Aria of Restoration[/skill] now costs 5 energy.
- [skill]Aria of Zeal[/skill] now costs 5 energy.
Dervish:
- [skill]Avatar of Melandru[/skill] now costs 15 energy.
- [skill]Avatar of Lyssa[/skill] now has attacks deal +10-58 damage to foes activating skills.
- [skill]Rending Aura[/skill] is now a non-attribute skill.
HawkofStorms
Giving monsters Ursan equivalent to rank 15 in the Norn title. Then when all the whiners start to complain about it being overpowered, A.net nerfs Ursan rather then remove the monsters that use Ursan.
Darkobra
Buff Ursan to do triple damage and need no rank and make ectos customised on pick-up. Also force everyone to use Ursan. Then they'd have a REAL reason to whine about it.
Golgotha
Get rid of Ursan. 
Mortis
Me?
I'd fill my characters with ectos and cash, then I'd make eviscerate; my eviscerate, not yours; deal 400 damage.
Yeah.
I'd fill my characters with ectos and cash, then I'd make eviscerate; my eviscerate, not yours; deal 400 damage.
Yeah.
fenix
I would delete PvE, and then erase every account that doesn't have a PvP title (of any kind).
I would then delete all classes and skills added after Prophecies.
Then, I would delete every account that contains a R/D with Escape as the elite, or a trapper, or a N/Rt.
I would then delete all classes and skills added after Prophecies.
Then, I would delete every account that contains a R/D with Escape as the elite, or a trapper, or a N/Rt.
HuntMaster Avatar
Link game accounts to forum accounts, and every time someone QQ's a platinum piece is deducted from their account. If you have no plat on you're account, an item is removed instead, starting with the highest priced item you have. If that item is in a stack, the entire stack is removed.
Pvp would also be limited to three skills, and elite skills would be banned from being used. Only non max weapons and armor would be allowed.
Pvp would also be limited to three skills, and elite skills would be banned from being used. Only non max weapons and armor would be allowed.
FengShuiDove
I would look at these forums and nerf every skill that someone, ANYONE, complains about to complete garbage.
Eventually, GW will be unplayable and I will laugh at the QQers who are only that way because they QQed in the first place.
Eventually, GW will be unplayable and I will laugh at the QQers who are only that way because they QQed in the first place.
RedNova88
I'd remove instances and make the whole game persistent, then make every zone PvP capable, on top of this AoEs damage EVERYTHING (including yourself). Have fun farming...
Icy The Mage
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Remove all professions from game, you can now only be
Richard Simmons or Eric Estrada |
Pleikki
Id just remove all other ppl,s changes and then ban everyone. & get Pet Kanaxai (not mini) and go clear deep with it
pumpkin pie
unplug game server during final GvG tournament :P~
DreamWind
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That is to say, if you could modify Guild Wars in a certain way that it would cause unspeakable frustration to general players and give you immense amusement watching it, what would you change/add?
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Aldric
What i'd really like to do just to be mean ?
Make secret Kill Switch skill combinations so if you put for example Firestorm on a Ranger or Mending on a Warrior your character is deleted the second you enter an instance.
Dervishes with black armour and any connotation of Death/Reaper in their name get deleted.
All monks with black FoW matched with Chaos gloves and scarfs/ninja masks have their armour changed to Pink Tutu's
Move Ursan to a PVP only skill
Limit classes in PVP to 1 each per team
Remove PS
Make every drop customised
Make secret Kill Switch skill combinations so if you put for example Firestorm on a Ranger or Mending on a Warrior your character is deleted the second you enter an instance.
Dervishes with black armour and any connotation of Death/Reaper in their name get deleted.
All monks with black FoW matched with Chaos gloves and scarfs/ninja masks have their armour changed to Pink Tutu's
Move Ursan to a PVP only skill
Limit classes in PVP to 1 each per team
Remove PS
Make every drop customised