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Originally Posted by neighto
-in all pvp matches.. you are given random skills..
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If you could F-up Guild Wars however you wanted...
Targren
Sir Pandra Pierva
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Originally Posted by Spangly_boy
[frenzy] & [mending] + [echo] as Mandatory skills on all party members. Ectos worth changed to 1gold etc etc
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Firebaall
Simple:
Total economic reset.
The "economy" is a farce in GW.
Total economic reset.
The "economy" is a farce in GW.
natural_Causes
Bring back that N/A broken shadow walk bomber
Shiney
Turnabout is fairplay.
So I think it would be interesting for players to have to stand around in missions all day in small groups, not allowed to wander much, with no real chance of doing anything. They would also have to try to beat overpowered groups of monsters every few minutes. If by some fluke they do win, they get nothing, they still have to stay in the mission.
So I think it would be interesting for players to have to stand around in missions all day in small groups, not allowed to wander much, with no real chance of doing anything. They would also have to try to beat overpowered groups of monsters every few minutes. If by some fluke they do win, they get nothing, they still have to stay in the mission.
TheRaven
I'd remove heroes and consumables from the game. Henchman would still be available, but you'd have to pay for them.
You could pay a 1k fee per henchman to invite them into your party.
Or you could pay for unlimited services for a henchman for 1 month. The more popular the henchman is, the more they cost.
Devona: 20k - can invite anytime for a month
Mhenlo: 30k
Lo Shan: 3k
Eve: 15k
Cynn: 30k
etc...
Encourage grouping with real humans more and add a goldsink at the same time. I'd love to see these changes made. However I get a sneaking suspicion that I might be the only one.
So, do I win the thread?
You could pay a 1k fee per henchman to invite them into your party.
Or you could pay for unlimited services for a henchman for 1 month. The more popular the henchman is, the more they cost.
Devona: 20k - can invite anytime for a month
Mhenlo: 30k
Lo Shan: 3k
Eve: 15k
Cynn: 30k
etc...
Encourage grouping with real humans more and add a goldsink at the same time. I'd love to see these changes made. However I get a sneaking suspicion that I might be the only one.
So, do I win the thread?
Tyla
I would do real skill balancing and not revert one just because of people moaning, mainly in PvE. And get rid of /Rank for Hero and Zaishen, to make people cry.
Wait, that's a good thing!
Wait, that's a good thing!
English Warrior
i would delete all emotes
Koning
I would remove Ursan....
Oh wait that's not f-ckin up ofc...
Oh wait that's not f-ckin up ofc...
bobrath
Make one item in your inventory disappear each time you die. Item chosen at random, and if you have an empty inventory, then it removes one armor piece/held weapon.
Lets a death really mean something. "the real death penalty"
Course to make it even more noisy - don't have it affect PvP at all.
Lets a death really mean something. "the real death penalty"
Course to make it even more noisy - don't have it affect PvP at all.
Malice Black
Full loot PvP or world PvP. Sooo many people would cry and quit.
Proper PvP
Proper PvP
Phoenix Tears
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Originally Posted by Free Runner
I think you missed the point of the thread. The changes are supposed to f*ck up the game so players get frustrated, not make the game better.
I would remove the 4 non core classes. Also monsters would have the ability to steal stuff from players. |
hmm, make GW terrible huh?
-Remove all skills except pve only skills and for pvp the core/proph skills
-Monsters in NM are all Level 40 in Hm all level 60 with all attributes maxed or incredible higher than 20
- remove all pvp titles, remove koabd title, remove ldoa title especially and remove all people automatically out of the presearign, once they hit level 2
- npc's selling all normal items for only 1g
- secondary accounts get automaticaly banned, once the server sees, that another accoutn gets played on the same IP Adress of one PC
- all heroes, henchmen get removed
- remove all rez shrines
- when reaching max Death Malus of 95%, next death you will lose your complete inventory, all your money thats actual on that chara and your equipments
- max morale only 5%, max malus 95%
- environmental effects, in deserts you could end up in sandstorms, blinding you all, in snowy areas then blizzards, slowign you all down by 90%, rainy areas you are in thunderstorms, letting you receive every x seconds yy thunder damage and dealing cracked armor/weakness ect. pp.
- if you get hit twice with poison, its deadly poison and you instantly die.
- if you get hit with earth elemental skills, some coult petrify you, making critical hits at you let you instantly die
- if you get hit with water elemental skills, some could freeze you, making critical attacks at you let you instantly die
- no map traveling anymore, you must walk all the ways XD
- instabile servers, lettign you see every 5 minutes an err007
- Elite armors becoming significantly strogner, than normal armors
- golden/green weapons becoming significantly strogner, than grapes and blue trader weapons
- selling all minipets for certain prices at a npc, say 100g for whites, 500 for purple, 1p for golds and 2,5 for greens XD
- making gold selling a legal activity in the EULA
- remove the emotes of hero/zaishen title
hmm, all I can come up with atm XD but some stuff of that would really f*** up lots of people in GW, I'm sure XD
lemming
I'd delete PvE.
Bryant Again
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Originally Posted by Malice Black
Full loot PvP or world PvP. Sooo many people would cry and quit.
Proper PvP |
That said, I'd make the compass fill the entire screen and make skillbars invisible.
MithranArkanere
Me...? Hm...
- Inscriptions worldwide.
- COMPLETE update of old weapons. Making all items with inherent properties (like those unconditional 15%) get inscription slots.
- Change in regeneration so 55 monking becomes impossible.
- Make all titles and achievements account-based, so if a character makes a quest, all characters have it made. If a character unlocks an outpost, all characters get the outpost. If a character makes a mision, all characters have it made, if a character gets a title, all characters get the title. Everything but the Resilience and Companionship monuments would be account-based.
- Require customization to equip items.
- Inscriptions worldwide.
- COMPLETE update of old weapons. Making all items with inherent properties (like those unconditional 15%) get inscription slots.
- Change in regeneration so 55 monking becomes impossible.
- Make all titles and achievements account-based, so if a character makes a quest, all characters have it made. If a character unlocks an outpost, all characters get the outpost. If a character makes a mision, all characters have it made, if a character gets a title, all characters get the title. Everything but the Resilience and Companionship monuments would be account-based.
- Require customization to equip items.
Riceboi
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Originally Posted by TheRaven
I'd remove heroes and consumables from the game. Henchman would still be available, but you'd have to pay for them.
You could pay a 1k fee per henchman to invite them into your party. Or you could pay for unlimited services for a henchman for 1 month. The more popular the henchman is, the more they cost. Devona: 20k - can invite anytime for a month Mhenlo: 30k Lo Shan: 3k Eve: 15k Cynn: 30k etc... Encourage grouping with real humans more and add a goldsink at the same time. I'd love to see these changes made. However I get a sneaking suspicion that I might be the only one. So, do I win the thread? |
Tingi
Oh.
I would also delete PvP emotes (as much as I love them).
And instead, emotes would be time based. For example, how long you have owned your account. So the people who bought Prophecies on release or close to release would have a Pheonix emote by now which would show their dedication and that they are a veteran.
I think that would be pretty rad.
I would also delete PvP emotes (as much as I love them).
And instead, emotes would be time based. For example, how long you have owned your account. So the people who bought Prophecies on release or close to release would have a Pheonix emote by now which would show their dedication and that they are a veteran.
I think that would be pretty rad.
Taisayacho
Make players switch with monsters after X hours killing Y monster.
for example:
Oh noes!!!11 I'm an Aatxe!
Oh, look at the little assassin! How cute!
/permaSF
/die
I think anyone would be frustrated enough as any UW creature being killed every five seconds by any random people coming to UW.
for example:
Oh noes!!!11 I'm an Aatxe!
Oh, look at the little assassin! How cute!
/permaSF
/die
I think anyone would be frustrated enough as any UW creature being killed every five seconds by any random people coming to UW.
Riceboi
ooo i got a good one guys.
make it so nothing ever saves.
SO you could beat the game, and find every town, unlock tons of stuff but when you log out and log back in you have to start all over again including creating your character.
lolz
make it so nothing ever saves.
SO you could beat the game, and find every town, unlock tons of stuff but when you log out and log back in you have to start all over again including creating your character.
lolz
Dante the Warlord
I would make all W/Mo's become Mo/W XD watch all the noobs who think they are leet crawl into the back line and have to heal everyone else.. Take that you Leroy Jenkins!
Also I would have the Z-Chest perma locked, take that to all the scammers selling z-keys for 5k+..
Also I would have the Z-Chest perma locked, take that to all the scammers selling z-keys for 5k+..
Angelic Upstart
I would introduce a single skill that negates all others, in terms of balance and team synergy, that everyone could use just by mashing buttons randomly... oh wait
Chrono Re delle Ere
I would exchange the ecto price with the vials of ink one and vice versa
Lucius2
adding random game crashes (several a day)
shutdowing the servers for some hours (random based)
server rerolls after some time (some days or weeks) (random based)
the game would be empty soon
shutdowing the servers for some hours (random based)
server rerolls after some time (some days or weeks) (random based)
the game would be empty soon
Tyla
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Originally Posted by Taisayacho
Make players switch with monsters after X hours killing Y monster.
for example: Oh noes!!!11 I'm an Aatxe! Oh, look at the little assassin! How cute! /permaSF /die I think anyone would be frustrated enough as any UW creature being killed every five seconds by any random people coming to UW. |
Chrono Re delle Ere
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adding random game crashes (several a day)
shutdowing the servers for some hours (random based) server rerolls after some time (some days or weeks) (random based) the game would be empty soon |
Teh [prefession]-zorz
mending +5 pip.
Nazar Razak
Allow PvE-only skills in PvP
"Ursan Rawr!"
"Ursan Rawr!"
BlackSephir
I'd ask AN guys, it seems they know what're they doing.
FireFox
what what..
in the butt
in the butt
flclempire
I'd remove the monk healing line and the ranger class altogether. Self reliance is much more fun than "MONK HEALZ FASTER PLZ, HELP!".
H2SO4
remove all ranks and titles, henchmen, heroes and solo builds so that it actually is an MMOG as opposed to an M*OG
Achmahim
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Originally Posted by Stolen Souls
Make everyone look like stickmen again, and remove Ursan and Protective Spirit from the game.
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Was so glad I could see my toon again like I wanted it to be.....it was my first aprils fools event but did not like it at all.....saved a screen of it though ;-)
dilan155
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Originally Posted by Miss Presler
but removing titles doesnt hurt people enough, ah wait i know, revert the storage to 1 tab and no materials page. there might be a sudden interest in char slots for mules, which is more money for anet lol.
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Skyros
I would make guildwarsguru.com
fenix
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Originally Posted by Skyros
I would make guildwarsguru.com
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People don't seem to understand, this thread isn't called "WALL OF TEXT ON HOW I WOULD MAKE GW BETTER", it's "If you could F-up Guild Wars however you wanted".
Stolen Souls
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Originally Posted by Achmahim
noooo....not again.....
Was so glad I could see my toon again like I wanted it to be.....it was my first aprils fools event but did not like it at all.....saved a screen of it though ;-) |
Oh yes. This time it would be permanent though. ;D
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Originally Posted by Skyros
I would make guildwarsguru.com
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TheGuildWarsPenguin
I would apply all the suggestions to f-up GW in this thread.
Shiney
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Originally Posted by Stolen Souls
Nice. But you should leave the trolling to the pros around here. ^^ |
On a more serious note, his point soon becomes invalid because of the amount of trolls on these boards. I've noticed some good, honest, hardworking trolls who actually try, and very often succeed. Then there are the lazy half-arsed trolls who normally put porn links in the off topic section.
Then there are the accidental trolls. The people who deliberately misspell words in an effort to look cool, but who don't realize they they are in fact making fools of themselves. The people who still try to keep those sad 'have I won this thread?' and basically other dumb memes alive. They died a long time ago, let them rest...
Do you want guru in the hands of these accidental trolls?
Actually, trolling has a lot of scope for a good thread, I might as well make one and see what people think.
Issac
I would but 99999 for all atributes. Dudes, just think about the damage lol.
Steps_Descending
/TIME WARP
The bold part seriously mad me roll on the floor, ok it was only on my chair
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Originally Posted by ensoriki
close all portals
And make a message when trying to enter one come in as "Sorry *insert racial slur* your kinds not allowed" For pvp buttons and mission buttons it would say "Insert 25c to continue" and play the ol arcade game over sounds and change all the music to numa numa and then roll back the servers all the way back to factions. But remove all prophecy skills. Then give everyone pink armor, except for the women characters who have all been deleted because girls don't play games anyways so they were a waste of data. then make the weekend event loose all items. Whenever you kill a monster you lose an item from your inventory. Oh and delete the monk and warrior profession Do I win? |