Missions that just aren't worth it

Koricen

Koricen

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2008

[LoA]

I was wondering what missions people thought weren't worth the effort. Now, I'm not talking abot the effort of the player (because that's most of them), I'm talking about which missions wouldn't be worth the hero's time.

I would have to say the Kodonur Crossroads mission wouldn't be worth the risk to the hero. Surrendering to the Kournans and risking our lives just to cut off Kourna's glue supply? To me this doesn't seem like a necessary risk.

Any missions come to mind?

Maximumraver

Maximumraver

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2006

The Netherlands

Twisted Revenge [TR]

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Koricen
I would have to say the Kodonur Crossroads mission wouldn't be worth the risk to the hero. Surrendering to the Kournans and risking our lives just to cut off Kourna's glue supply? To me this doesn't seem like a necessary risk.
Don't you have to rescue some centaurs from certain death too? risk enough?

Yuhe Ji

Yuhe Ji

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jan 2008

Los Angeles

E/

"The Wilds" in prophecies is pretty much pointless. I think it's smart not to follow people who know the jungle well into the jungle and try to attack them. Come on, now, no one should be that dumb.

Knight O Cydonia

Knight O Cydonia

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2007

No Goats No Glory [BAAA]

Me/

not so sure about missions, but im sure luring away some bees in pre searing seems a bit on the light side compared to defeating gods.

Alexandra-Sweet

Alexandra-Sweet

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2006

That one place with the trees, mountains and snow

Ember Power Mercenaries [EMP]

Me/

Borlis Pass.

We could as well have stayed in Ascalon behind a big wall.
But noooooooo Rurik had to be a retard and run across a mountaint infested with enemy.

beanerman_99

beanerman_99

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2005

In the clouds

[Sage]

E/

The Great Wall. Pointless to just run out to confirm the Charr and there and then hauling ass back to say "Uh....ya they are still there and infact they are right behind me". GG

Elia

Elia

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2006

France

Quote:
Originally Posted by beanerman_99
The Great Wall. Pointless to just run out to confirm the Charr and there and then hauling ass back to say "Uh....ya they are still there and infact they are right behind me". GG
Agree, would be nice to change the objective as "Resist to Charr's assault while reinforcements are coming : xx minutes xx seconds remaining", and not a stupid assault like THK.

poasiods

poasiods

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2008

R/

Tihark Orchards. Let's go through all these bullshit to gain the princes' audience!
*Out drink this guy for liver failure* *Duel a drunken necromancer actor to catch some disease* *Murder some sketchy lady* *Duel a mime until all my limbs fall off from utter exhaustion*

Me: Hey princes, help us against Varesh?
Princes: Nah, ho.

Koricen

Koricen

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2008

[LoA]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Maximumraver
Don't you have to rescue some centaurs from certain death too? risk enough?
That's exactly what I said. Save a few uppity horses from the glue factory. Not worth the time, effort, or risk.

lyra_song

lyra_song

Hell's Protector

Join Date: Oct 2005

R/Mo

Any of the challenge missions?

MithranArkanere

MithranArkanere

Underworld Spelunker

Join Date: Nov 2006

wikipedia.org/wiki/Vigo

Heraldos de la Llama Oscura [HLO]

E/

If no one is to bring you to the Gates of Desolation and help tracking Palawa, then you'll be lost and the plot won't go on.

Befriending the Centaurs was key for success.

Hm... the three Crystal Desert and Nahpui quarter.
They were worthless.
Come on, Prophecies characters have to work hard.
Factons have just to kill some chicken and inflatable christmas decorations.

But Elonians have just to kill some bugs!
Come on! I killed thousands of Jade Beetles and got nothing!

Koricen

Koricen

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2008

[LoA]

Quote:
Originally Posted by MithranArkanere
If no one is to bring you to the Gates of Desolation and help tracking Palawa, then you'll be lost and the plot won't go on.

Befriending the Centaurs was key for success.
You don't need to be a genius to know where Joko would go. Any logic would dictate that he would return to the desolation to regain control of his former empire. Just set up a blockade or an ambush party and wait for him. Or don't be stupid enough to let him go in the first place.

StormDragonZ

StormDragonZ

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2008

New York

W/R

All missions are worth it. The longer I get to play, the better.

But if I had to pick one, and one only... that would be the Prophecies mission Borlis Pass that Alexandra-Sweet had mentioned. I actually liked being in Ascalon...

Bryant Again

Bryant Again

Hall Hero

Join Date: Feb 2006

Any mission where I come out unsatisfied. But that doesn't happen often.

N1ghtstalker

N1ghtstalker

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2007

E/

gate of madness
it's shit hard with shiro and all of that just to hear some stupid speech from the gods before we gotta do it all ourselves

Bryant Again

Bryant Again

Hall Hero

Join Date: Feb 2006

I actually found GoM pretty fun. But I don't think I would've been as successful if I didn't have my flag/unflag keys bound to Z and X.

Sometimes it actually helps to be an RTS clickfreak.

Targren

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2007

Primeval Warlords[wuw]

R/

Dragon's Lair.

Glint: "You have ascended, the gods have noticed you. You truly are the hero of the Flameseeker prophesies!"

Hero: "Good. Send me to where that bastard is and I'll save the world!"

Glint: "No, first you have to play simon says and beat me in a fight. To prove your worth"

Hero: "Oh, so the Gods think I'm worthy, but you're not convinced, you arrogant overgrown iguana?!"

Glint: "Come to my lair."

Hero: "Eff that. WTB Run to THK!"

xPIMPx

xPIMPx

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2005

Uk

Hmmm Defrosted Cat [Poo]

W/A

All the missions after reaching Lions Arch. Should of just relaxed and stayed in the new Ascalon settlement which was the reason for going there in the first place =(. If some chosen people got kidnapped thats the white mantles problem !

Pesi

Pesi

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Mar 2006

Droknars Forge

No Goats No Glory

Me/

I think most bonuses are kind of stupid.. I'll do an list with 3 examples where I cannot see the profit.

1-"" BONUS Recover the four pieces of Kilnn Testibrie's armor and return to his tomb."" (The Great Northern Wall)

what did he ever do to us?

2-"" BONUS Return the Tome of the Fallen."" (Nolani Acedemy)

Did we get paid? No. Did we get a super awesome FDS, like Rurik? NO!
We got nothing [email protected]%


3-"" BONUS Kill the Ice Drake. (Borlis Pass).""

yay we killed the dragon, and prevented them stone summit from unleashing it on Grooble's Gulch.
...Why?? They dont even unleash that fricken drake anyway, so leave him to rott in that cave saves alot of time for the hero...
eeek [email protected]%!!!



Though now when i took all time to make this list, i like the game even more hehe. It's not like im complaining hehe

viper11025

viper11025

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2007

02/18/05 (Pm me with the place, its a riddle)

A/

Ughhhh, Eternal Grove.
You finish the mission but it feels so unrewarding.

RTSFirebat

RTSFirebat

The Humanoid Typhoon

Join Date: May 2005

UK

Servants of Fortuna [SoF]

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bryant Again
I actually found GoM pretty fun. But I don't think I would've been as successful if I didn't have my flag/unflag keys bound to Z and X.

Sometimes it actually helps to be an RTS clickfreak.
Say what? What does being a clickfreak mean? lol

For me it would be the Wilds, its too long for its own good.

Malice Black

Site Legend

Join Date: Oct 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by poasiods
Tihark Orchards. Let's go through all these bullshit to gain the princes' audience!
*Out drink this guy for liver failure* *Duel a drunken necromancer actor to catch some disease* *Murder some sketchy lady* *Duel a mime until all my limbs fall off from utter exhaustion*

Me: Hey princes, help us against Varesh?
Princes: Nah, ho.
This wins my nomination too.

Craero

Craero

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2006

N/

Ruins of Sumaria/ Nolani Academy

Kill a ton of charr to find a horn that is supposed to be able to save Ascalon and then kill even more charr to take it out to a hill and blow on it.

Prince Rurik: "Oo it's raining"

Player: "Everyone in favor of going across the mountains and getting rurik killed on the way say aye."

Lourens

Lourens

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

Hmm i think vizunah sqaure is pretty pointless just kill mass waves of afflicted hooray

Nessar

Nessar

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2008

West Siiiiiiiiiiiiiide

Gwen Has A Thing For [Pyre]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pesi
I think most bonuses are kind of stupid.. I'll do an list with 3 examples where I cannot see the profit.

1-"" BONUS Recover the four pieces of Kilnn Testibrie's armor and return to his tomb."" (The Great Northern Wall)

what did he ever do to us?

2-"" BONUS Return the Tome of the Fallen."" (Nolani Acedemy)

Did we get paid? No. Did we get a super awesome FDS, like Rurik? NO!
We got nothing Again!?#@¤%


3-"" BONUS Kill the Ice Drake. (Borlis Pass).""

yay we killed the dragon, and prevented them stone summit from unleashing it on Grooble's Gulch.
...Why?? They dont even unleash that fricken drake anyway, so leave him to rott in that cave saves alot of time for the hero...
eeek #@¤%!!!



Though now when i took all time to make this list, i like the game even more hehe. It's not like im complaining hehe
Ah Yes, some the bonuses are like wtf? Why am I doing this xO

Onto missions...
That one solo mish in nf, totally pointless..couldv'e been done in cutscenes.
The Great Wall...Yes, the charr are still there <<
The Wilds. Idr much of it, but meh too long

Nick Of Troy

Nick Of Troy

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2008

New Zealand.

Human Alliance [HA]

D/E

Quote:
Kill a ton of charr to find a horn that is supposed to be able to save Ascalon and then kill even more charr to take it out to a hill and blow on it.
/agreed

I don't know what i was expecting, but wow, it was a hell'ava lot more than "ZOMG theyre fires r now owt, CHARGE!!1!!"

Abedeus

Abedeus

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Jan 2007

Niflheim

R/

The Wilds. Never going for Protector of Tyria again. Oh and pretty much all Jungle missions. I MEAN WHAT THE HELL. I know we have to ascend, we know I can do it by the ship... Yet you go to the jungle to be eaten alive by spiders, scorpions, giant trolls, CENTAURS (WTF), some very angry people... And then you wasted 5 hours. WASN'T. THAT. FUN?!

In Factions - Zen Daijun. Oh God, why did we go to the temple FROM SO DAMN FAR?!


Look at it. JUST LOOK AT IT. I could have been there much faster from Seitung Harbor. They have messengers, flying eagles and all that crap, why didn't they just send us to Zen from Seitung?!

Nightfall - Zomg, Moddok Crevice. And the whole thing "Oh noes we have to go to Vabbi but there are soldiers guarding fortress of Jahai''. God damn it, just send like 10000 soldiers there from your allies, crush the fortress and we can go to Vabbi. But nooo, it's much more fun to go through damn caves that can collapse on you and kill you.

EotN - G.O.L.E.M's first part of the mission. What the hell? Couldn't they build those golems in Oola's Lab (I mean, it's not like destroyers would go there and find the secret entry), then teleport them on the Destroyers' asses. And why only 2? Why? You could create like 666 of them in 5 days then pwn their asses.

Oh, and core - killing Shard Wolves in the FoW. Why? Why us? They are easy, EASY. We already killed almost all enemies in the area, even now you are too afraid to kill few puppies? God, no wonder you lost FoW to Shadow Army and Undeads.

oliverrr1989

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2008

Lore of Mythos [Myth]

D/

Hmmm Venta Cemetary seems pretty pointless...

'Hmm we have quite a few sunspear evacuees and wounded here...shall we send them to the safety of the Sunspear Sanctuary only a 5 minute stroll away?'

'Nah let's march them across the desert in plain view of all those guard towers. It's ok though, there's only 12 towers...well apart from the huge fort with the cannon that can hit them anywhere, and we have 8 people protecting them...And once they get to the boat guarded by that pirate lady we're not sure we can trust they should be ok!'

'...'

'Kourna doesn't have a navy...right?'

N1ghtstalker

N1ghtstalker

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2007

E/

same with the ring of fire island bonusses on some missions
escort some damn soul to a tree where she can rest but you gotta make sure she doesn't die cuz she attacks everything in her way
wtf?!

Snow Bunny

Snow Bunny

Alcoholic From Yale

Join Date: Jul 2007

Strong Foreign Policy [sFp]

Consulate Docks

Elder – “Well, no one else supports us, and we’re outnumbered heavily, but go on in!”
Hero – “Balls deep!"
Dunkoro – “hey uh….this is a trap. We’re gonna get rolled.”
Kormir – “Yeah, and?”
Varesh – “Lawldemons”
Everyone – “Where’s Koss?”
Koss – “Baby, I should really be fighting over in Kourna, but I don’t want to leave you”
Rurik – “Hun, don’t worry, they got it.”

Tab

Tab

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Oct 2006

Under a bridge

Team Quitter [QQ]

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Snow Bunny
Consulate Docks

Elder – “Well, no one else supports us, and we’re outnumbered heavily, but go on in!”
Hero – “Balls deep!"
Dunkoro – “hey uh….this is a trap. We’re gonna get rolled.”
Kormir – “Yeah, and?”
Varesh – “Lawldemons”
Everyone – “Where’s Koss?”
Koss – “Baby, I should really be fighting over in Kourna, but I don’t want to leave you”
Rurik – “Hun, don’t worry, they got it.”
I agree 100% with everything in the above post.

cosyfiep

cosyfiep

are we there yet?

Join Date: Dec 2005

in a land far far away

guild? I am supposed to have a guild?

Rt/

the gates of kryta...just let us in LA ok??? though oink was a great pet.

bloodstone fen....skip if you are not working on prot.

and have to agree with the orchard one as well...just ASK the princes for help...dont need to give them some nice shiney vase.....

Bryant Again

Bryant Again

Hall Hero

Join Date: Feb 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by RTSFirebat
Say what? What does being a clickfreak mean? lol
Micromanaging everything to bajeesus and back.

Lordhelmos

Lordhelmos

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2006

Sentients of Shadow (noir)

Me/E

Speaking of crossroads, I just love how the kournans are smart enough to lock up their prisoners while still letting them keep their weapons.

Yeah so I'm just going to patrol out by this jail cell, completely oblivious to the fact that my ranger prisoner has a 5 foot longbow drawn with an arrow pointing straight at my head...

placebo overdose

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2007

N/

i dont remember the mish but you have to go save a pig for some jerk really now thats the best you can have us do with our time save a pig

Big_Iron

Big_Iron

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2005

The Edge

Tormented Weapons [emo]

None were worth it if you look at GW2 lore. The whole world is in disarray! All the fighting and dying we did was for nothing.

As far as fun factor, I enjoyed them all. The tougher, the better.

Sir Pandra Pierva

Sir Pandra Pierva

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2007

Sardelec yelling at Tenshi

Angels Of Strife

E/

Hey dont diss on Oink


Ice caves....WTF?

Any of the magumma jungle.
The wilds espicially.


killing your doppleganger........short but pointless.
Pretty much all of factions...espicially the islands ones and Nahpui Corridor....Kill random start creatures to become Closer to the stars in order to see some Bandit killer....i stilll hate that mission.

in NF it was the party mission even though it is one of my favorites just for the random funny lines you get out of there.

in GWEN. Why do we need to save Renk if he's just gunna send his second in command after us...sigh i hate the friggen midgets

samifly

samifly

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2005

Girl Power [GP]

Mo/Me

Most of the NF missions are pointless in one way or another. Prophecies jungle missions too, but I enjoy them. Of course I enjoy root canals too.

I MP I

I MP I

Hustler

Join Date: Nov 2006

in between GW2 servers

Mo/

In no specific order:

1. The Wilds - Run through the entire map to catch up to the shining Blade who kidnap some people that will be killed anyway.
2. Aurora Glade - Run crystals from point A to point B to point c and then point D before the White Mantel do. /yawn
3. Borliss Pass - Going to Kryta
4. Frost Gate - Going to Kryta
5. Gates Of Kryta - Get further into Kryta. Kill undead.
6. D'Alessio Seaboard - Kill more undead while searching for the Scepter of Orr.
7. Tihark Orchard - Boring single player mission to impress some Princes. Why? Are we experimenting with GW The Offline Edition?
8. Vizunah Square - Kill a bunch of diseased, horribly disfigured, exploding, homeless degenerates on your way to ascension while relying on a usually incompetent secondary team. Which of course, you have no control over. Awesome idea Anet!
9. Unwaking Waters - Pretty much the same failure of a mission as Vizunah Square except you get to kill a Dragon at the end. Which later becomes your ally.

Shadowmere

Shadowmere

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2007

The Grim Squeakers [REAP]

N/

each campaign has one or two missions that just kind of made me go "huh?"

the one that stands out from proph is gates of kryta...our hero and whats left of the ascalon refugees just spent the last few days clawing their way through hordes of dwarves and centaurs only to get to a place with decent weather and be told you've got to kill hordes of undead before you can take a nap on the beach....I blame this on most npc's being horrendously lazy and refusing to do any of their own monster killing.

In factions the most pointless one for me seems to be vizunah square...I never really understood why we were fighting off endless hordes of zombies in that slum.

in Nightfall, probably the Nundu Bay one...mostly because despite melonni's raving nothing ever *actually* happened to the village...essentially we just took melonni to some kind of hypnotherapist and embarked on a weird adventure into melonni's subconcious.

there are some pretty rediculous quests too...one really stood out for me, after finishing nightfall with my derv I went out to the garden in vabbi since it was now back in pristine sunny condition I could do the quests therein...
I just found it really weird that somone would walk up to the hero that killed a god and saved the world from certain destruction and ask "hey could you take out my trash for me?"