RA is a known factory source of lulz. And a lot of it...
hell its the only reason I RA. IDIFTL.
1. People who back up their shitasticness by being rank9/glad5/champ/whatever, despite the fact that any honest player knows that all of the PVP titles can be farmed with either guild piggybacking or lameways. Always cracks me up. Very fun to troll them by claiming to be rank 13~15 and watch them spaz.
2. Winning any 1v4 is always lulztastic. Especially in the sad way you do it.
-cripshot ranger against 3 warriors and an assassin.
-A/D blossom/mobius/crit defense/mystic regen sin. Sadly won quite a few 1v4 with this. Any team without anti block or anti melee can easily lose to it.
-Poison arrow ranger. I only had poison arrow, natural stride, and mend touch on my bar. The other teams insults in local chat were priceless.
3. Winning a glad point with the noobiest bar you can possibly think of. ( Monk/Assassin with nothing but dash, heal area, and infuse health. )
4. any 30+ win with no healer, and against good guilds too. 4 skilled players using random, but highly effective builds flawlessly can cause a lot more havoc in TA then most would care to admit...
5. Any and all antics performed by wammos.
6. Watching nubcakes get all buthurt when they lose. Its friggin RA ! :P
7. can nevar forget the almighty sin "teleport around and res" skillbar composed of 6 shadow steps, Restfull breeze, and restore life. Using [aura of displacement].[shadow walk] followed by [Shadow of Haste] and ressing your party a million times is more fun then it should be.
crazy RA stories
Master Ketsu
dilan155
i met a new ele last night, this one use air attunment, shock, thrill of victory, rez sig, healing sig, and some other war sword attacks. i was rofling so hard my back had rug burns. it was hilarious, i mean whats the use of air atunment to compensate for shock? lol
Just Another Chest Runner
ok memorable ra stories
fighting a sync team ranger spike and "infusing" with woh on a 40/40 set (we won against them LOL)
watching one dark apostesy assassin solo an entire team (so thats 4+ rez sigs )
having 4 monks on one team during double glad weekend and wand spiking things to death
frenzy heal sig wammos ^^
oh ya and of course.....
the attached image of the MOST PATHETIC EPIC FAIL WAMMO IN GW
edit: i think all names are now erased (cept mine). thx for catching that
fighting a sync team ranger spike and "infusing" with woh on a 40/40 set (we won against them LOL)
watching one dark apostesy assassin solo an entire team (so thats 4+ rez sigs )
having 4 monks on one team during double glad weekend and wand spiking things to death
frenzy heal sig wammos ^^
oh ya and of course.....
the attached image of the MOST PATHETIC EPIC FAIL WAMMO IN GW
edit: i think all names are now erased (cept mine). thx for catching that
Targren
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Originally Posted by Just Another Chest Runner
ok memorable ra stories
fighting a sync team ranger spike and "infusing" with woh on a 40/40 set (we won against them LOL) watching one dark apostesy assassin solo an entire team (so thats 4+ rez sigs ) having 4 monks on one team during double glad weekend and wand spiking things to death frenzy heal sig wammos ^^ oh ya and of course..... the attached image of the MOST PATHETIC EPIC FAIL WAMMO IN GW |
Just saying... that's far to epic to allow to be deleted.
Divisor
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*nudge nudge* You took his name out of the skill window, but not the targeting window.
Just saying... that's far to epic to allow to be deleted. |
Sir Seifus Halbred
I have seen a monk using LoD (Light of Dwayna)
Nuff said.... >_>
Nuff said.... >_>
Painbringer
Tired a new build for my Ranger using only beast master skills in RA. Everyone of my skills was a beast master skill. For the life of me after the battle started I did not know why my skills did not work I was like WTF. Well that anger went to OMG when I notice I am missing charm animal skill. It was RA and I was a little embarrassed and just kept plucking my bow at people I was targeted by a few of the opposition and was hoping to die but my Monk was good and kept saving me. When we won I left rather quickly 
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cgruber
Axe warrior using expel hexes as his elite.
romeus petrus
I must say when I see someone on my team with a single profession, that usually is not a good sign.
xulidan
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Originally Posted by romeus petrus
I must say when I see someone on my team with a single profession, that usually is not a good sign.
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Last time I remember person with a single profession was a monk using heal area.
garethporlest18
Sometimes I go in with a single profession just to give everyone that impression. Because some of the best builds don't use secondaries at all.
HawkofStorms
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Originally Posted by garethporlest18
Sometimes I go in with a single profession just to give everyone that impression. Because some of the best builds don't use secondaries at all.
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Going as a secondary of some popular cookie cutter build to throw people off is a better choice in my opinion.
IE, if you are a healer rt with no secondary skills, go assassin so people think you are a spirt's strength guy.
Or go R/D or R/W to look like an swayer or thumper when you really are using a bow.
dilan155
i aslo do my name as misleading, like if im making a healer monk i would probably name him something with smiting in the name, and one time when i did this the entire team asked if i was a smiter so i guess it works
Painbringer
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Originally Posted by dilan155
i aslo do my name as misleading, like if im making a healer monk i would probably name him something with smiting in the name, and one time when i did this the entire team asked if i was a smiter so i guess it works
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One guy out there in RA Land has Elder Wolf as his character name (I think he was a warrior) and he had a pet Elder Wolf exactly the same. Really screwed with my targeting
garethporlest18
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Originally Posted by HawkofStorms
True. On the other hand... often I target the "noob 1 profession" people first because I know they will be a fast kill (or leave them to last if they are utterly worthless).
Going as a secondary of some popular cookie cutter build to throw people off is a better choice in my opinion. IE, if you are a healer rt with no secondary skills, go assassin so people think you are a spirt's strength guy. Or go R/D or R/W to look like an swayer or thumper when you really are using a bow. |
Master Ketsu
On that note, going w/mo with a only warrior hammer build ( maybe mending touch if it can fit ) is a great way to avoid being targeted.
cgruber
ok new one.
Warrior with the following skills:
[build][Shield of Regeneration][Lion's Comfort][Sever Artery][Gash][Endure Pain][Healing Breeze][Frenzy][Rebirth][/build]
Warrior with the following skills:
[build][Shield of Regeneration][Lion's Comfort][Sever Artery][Gash][Endure Pain][Healing Breeze][Frenzy][Rebirth][/build]
Elena
win 1 match monk leaves
fight same monk on other team and loose
dirty traitor
fight same monk on other team and loose
dirty traitor
Kyomi Tachibana
Playing as a Dervish Pious Renewal healer and out healing all opposing rits and monks for 10 consec flawless wins.
bigtime102
My first time in RA after 3 years of playing PVE.
Results:
7 consecutive wins with no monk on a core skills only build.
PWNAGE
LOL I thought Id be lost but this PVP thing is a lot easier than PVE, in other words the AI mobs are smarter than most RA players. I reccomend you leet PVE players try it out its hilariouse.
PVE >>> PVP
Ok I lied i did a couple RA matches at Yaks Bend when I was under level 16.
Results:
7 consecutive wins with no monk on a core skills only build.
PWNAGE
LOL I thought Id be lost but this PVP thing is a lot easier than PVE, in other words the AI mobs are smarter than most RA players. I reccomend you leet PVE players try it out its hilariouse.
PVE >>> PVP
Ok I lied i did a couple RA matches at Yaks Bend when I was under level 16.
WikipediaPwns
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Lol tank build.
I seen a ranger using healing breeze and next to no other skills.I still camped him for kills,got to like 19.He was high off sups.
Lol tank build.
I seen a ranger using healing breeze and next to no other skills.I still camped him for kills,got to like 19.He was high off sups.
Targuil
I can see it's your first pvp match form your skill bar lol.
MetalMan
Loldefypain.
Anyway -
I was playing a mesmer, wasn't very good... and in the end, it was 1v1, me vs a rit channeler. He had a load of self heals and i had none whatsoever. It took him 4 minutes to kill me, by which time i'd got him down to 1/4 health xD
Anyway -
I was playing a mesmer, wasn't very good... and in the end, it was 1v1, me vs a rit channeler. He had a load of self heals and i had none whatsoever. It took him 4 minutes to kill me, by which time i'd got him down to 1/4 health xD
obsidian ectoplasm
The other day i was doing my usual day of RA
get in new team
we had a mes with energy surge some interupts FRENZY ADN HEAL SIG
omg
get in new team
we had a mes with energy surge some interupts FRENZY ADN HEAL SIG
omg
Abedeus
I met a USEFUL rezmer. Signet of Illusion, Restore Life, Restful Breeze and some smiting skills. He could kill, rez fast at high health and then heal.
payne
not BS a monk with
[skill]healing signet[/skill][skill]frenzy[/skill][skill]gash[/skill][skill]hundred blades[/skill][skill]mending[/skill]
<<<then proceeded to rage at me for not keeping him alive while he "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYED" into the enemy team!
fun fun fun
edit: can't believe I forgot to point out he was using frenzy....thanks pg3 people!
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also a war that continually raged at me cause I died when i went to answer the phone and proceeded to say "if you can't monk don't fu**in do it noob" - I lol'd and didn't heal him for the rest of the fights :P
<<<aah good days
well off to RA to find more lols!
edit: just found a war with [skill]unyielding aura[/skill]
[skill]healing signet[/skill][skill]frenzy[/skill][skill]gash[/skill][skill]hundred blades[/skill][skill]mending[/skill]
<<<then proceeded to rage at me for not keeping him alive while he "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYED" into the enemy team!
fun fun fun
edit: can't believe I forgot to point out he was using frenzy....thanks pg3 people!
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also a war that continually raged at me cause I died when i went to answer the phone and proceeded to say "if you can't monk don't fu**in do it noob" - I lol'd and didn't heal him for the rest of the fights :P
<<<aah good days
well off to RA to find more lols!
edit: just found a war with [skill]unyielding aura[/skill]
dilan155
there seems to be a trend of mesmers using illusion of weekness+healing sig+ frenzy. When i aksed why he was using the last three skills he pinged the first mentioned skill, strange
bigtime102
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Loldefypain.
Anyway - I was playing a mesmer, wasn't very good... and in the end, it was 1v1, me vs a rit channeler. He had a load of self heals and i had none whatsoever. It took him 4 minutes to kill me, by which time i'd got him down to 1/4 health xD |
freelancer604
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Originally Posted by bigtime102
My first time in RA after 3 years of playing PVE.
Results: 7 consecutive wins with no monk on a core skills only build. PWNAGE LOL I thought Id be lost but this PVP thing is a lot easier than PVE, in other words the AI mobs are smarter than most RA players. I reccomend you leet PVE players try it out its hilariouse. PVE >>> PVP Ok I lied i did a couple RA matches at Yaks Bend when I was under level 16. |
Teh [prefession]-zorz
I won a 3v1 with a cripslash , against 2 wars and a hex necro. prettyyyyy crazy
Evilreintje
lolol believe it or not, but I've been screenshotting retards for a while now, got more on my other computer xD made a compilation for your laughs 
I'll keep screenshotting and posting these for your laughs xD
I'll keep screenshotting and posting these for your laughs xD
hurric
yesterday for the first time in GW I got hexed with [pacifism] [amity] (from warriors) [Defender's Zeal] (from a monk)
The Red Messenger
Ok so...the team loaded, we had no monk and some guy immediately left. it happens. somehow, i convince the team to resign. we all resign (yes it was after timer started). for some reason, the resignation hasnt registered yet.
the enemy team has 4, and charges us. we slaughter them! awesome!
last enemy is about to hit the dirt.
resign triggers.
the enemy team has 4, and charges us. we slaughter them! awesome!
last enemy is about to hit the dirt.
resign triggers.
HawkofStorms
I saw a permaSF form A/E the other day. Of course... that doesn't work in PvP since it has a PvP version of the skill with only 15 seconds duration. He was clearly too dumb to realize this and tried using it just like the UW farm build... and died quickly.
rayd
"Hey Mes, Diversion sucks, its like the worst skill in the game"
dilan155
lol Evil thats quite an epic collection you got there
Cale Roughstar
heh, I recall seeing a while back in the OT section, someone had made a collage of mendings, from every profession in the game.
My favourite RA stories are all from monking. It is epic lulz when you keep your team alive for 5+ minutes against 4 damage enemies while your team kills nothing, and then being called a useless monk, gg.
EDIT: I lol'ed at the RA bar posted earlier. Defy pain and no cancel stance for frenzy. But my *favourite* part of it all is the nice big Capslock from the opposing number 1. "Failure Warrior".
My favourite RA stories are all from monking. It is epic lulz when you keep your team alive for 5+ minutes against 4 damage enemies while your team kills nothing, and then being called a useless monk, gg.
EDIT: I lol'ed at the RA bar posted earlier. Defy pain and no cancel stance for frenzy. But my *favourite* part of it all is the nice big Capslock from the opposing number 1. "Failure Warrior".
Krill
55 monk with cripslash has to be the stupidest thing I have seen in RA.
There's a lot of warriors with no secondary and Charge! because it's the default elite on a freshly rolled PvP character.
I <3 rits so much.
Wounding Strike is not broken and gay....right.
Wamo wamo wamo.
Um yeah.
^There's my collection. I use to play a lot of RA as my time waster but one can only take so much hex spamming and gimmick mesmers.
There's a lot of warriors with no secondary and Charge! because it's the default elite on a freshly rolled PvP character.
I <3 rits so much.
Wounding Strike is not broken and gay....right.
Wamo wamo wamo.
Um yeah.
^There's my collection. I use to play a lot of RA as my time waster but one can only take so much hex spamming and gimmick mesmers.
orgeron
as a monk i have some storyes. the best story is the classic: entering a match, the fight begins, the outher them do dmg/condition/ outer monk enoying things as hell and ofcours there is a high rankt f-ucker that calls u a noob, becous he coulden't kill them, and then ofcours i win several times with an outer them :P
i know this isn't just me this happends to and why don't people stop blaming the monks.
ok, now u can sort of blame me :P
after running cof some times, i remembered the nerf, reversal of dmg.
i got an idea, why not take echo and smiters boon and spamm reversal of dmg and heal with the double devine favor. YES! it did work, and its fun as hell :P
ok, they call u noob, we win (not always) i just laugh at the opposit team becous the don't see the reversal of dmg dmg
here is one of thees stories: enter RA, comes with one person that was in the same team befour (we lost that time :P) and he starts to moan and tell the rest that i'm a smiter. sudenly, i see my name on the right and after my name it sayd: have bin reported for leaching, wtf :P
it wasent the moaning player who reported me, just a pissed off player, the funny thing is that we won that time, and the player, with no words, disapeard
i haven't just fire storm in RA befour but maby i will xD just kidding, no good monk uses outher proffs dmg (or dmg in general)
and last of all, this is for the ones that calles monk noobs
i did my work, why diden't u do yours and kill them, N.O.O.B.S
i know this isn't just me this happends to and why don't people stop blaming the monks.
ok, now u can sort of blame me :P
after running cof some times, i remembered the nerf, reversal of dmg.
i got an idea, why not take echo and smiters boon and spamm reversal of dmg and heal with the double devine favor. YES! it did work, and its fun as hell :P
ok, they call u noob, we win (not always) i just laugh at the opposit team becous the don't see the reversal of dmg dmg
here is one of thees stories: enter RA, comes with one person that was in the same team befour (we lost that time :P) and he starts to moan and tell the rest that i'm a smiter. sudenly, i see my name on the right and after my name it sayd: have bin reported for leaching, wtf :P
it wasent the moaning player who reported me, just a pissed off player, the funny thing is that we won that time, and the player, with no words, disapeard
i haven't just fire storm in RA befour but maby i will xD just kidding, no good monk uses outher proffs dmg (or dmg in general)
and last of all, this is for the ones that calles monk noobs
i did my work, why diden't u do yours and kill them, N.O.O.B.S
kostolomac
Dervishes with flesh golem , sins with meteor showers , eles using a mix of domination and illusion skills , necros with ele skills. It's enjoyable when they are against you , but when they are in your team , I ask: "WHY GOD WHY?"
I also got insulted many times because I interrupt/divert/pblock/SoM people.
A monk insulted me for diverting WoH and two other skills (his team was from TA , our just normal RA team).
I also got insulted many times because I interrupt/divert/pblock/SoM people.
A monk insulted me for diverting WoH and two other skills (his team was from TA , our just normal RA team).