crazy RA stories

It's not RA RA - but it's still A random arena ...
Aspy. A warrior on the Kurzick side.
A Bonetti's, Dolyak, Mending, Healing Breeze/Hands, Lions. The works.
Dealing absolutely NO damage.

Yet, I consider him to be one of the best Aspy players I had ever run into.
He rushed the turtle and the warriors.
Those guys couldn't kill him - so the turtle couldn't move forward.
We lost.

mm my team hardly gets monk on team if i dont play monk. yesterday did Ra and got monk! and it was Mo/e with Firestorm flare fireball & selfheal.. im loving it

okay so here's a list of what i found so far in my enormous screenshot folder

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1.../firestorm.jpg
firestorm on a para uh yah..
http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...current=GG.jpg
flesh golem very convenient...
http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...ent=woot-2.jpg
and i thought mending on a war was bad
http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...ent=wootMM.jpg
MM in RA uh yah...
http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...rrent=wtf2.jpg
i saw E/A do ride the lightning, now it's A/E
http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...ockaxeLMAO.jpg
talk about a shock axe warrior
http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...rent=uhyah.jpg
no seriously wtf?

I even had this ele who does nothing but burning speed running around in cicrcles, eventually he burnt himself to death, I still wondered what he got in mind.

Echo frenzy warrior, he forgot to bring healing sig though.

And for anyone who is a regular RA player like me, there is this guy called A Naked *****, who always enters battle without armor, and usually uses a hammer, and does not respond to any comment. Seems like a bot but...

Meteor shower + firestorm + hamstring = W/E

Enough said. Oh, and he was using a hammer... GG.

WTB random HA week end plz.

Well I've been RAing again the past 2 days..and some of what I've had happen to me.

I seen a warrior, in Vabbian armor using Flare and Firestorm. I don't know if he was actually joking or not.

I was raging all today, I got one 10 match and that was it, couldn't get over 5 matches. Sure my builds weren't the best but the people I got teamed up with and what I had to verse, ridiculous.

I counted 15 matches, I had no monk on my team. 13 of those 15 matches I faced a monk on the other team. 2 times my team was good enough to kill the other team regardless of the monk or not. But only two.

When I tried monking, which was a mistake and my team couldn't deal out enough damage to their team, they also didn't attack the monk so I eventually got owned cause I couldn't keep myself up any longer.

When on my assassin, the warrior and the "lets 1vs1" assassin on my team went for the..get this..THUMPER when there was a Monk and healing Rit. I had to go after them solo and I couldn't bring them down with 1 healing the other, I got close though. But I was saying "ATTACK THE MONK *not in caps*" but they didn't listen. Oh well.

My favorite part of the day was trying out my assassin build I set up, that had absolutely no defense, going into the enemy, owning the monk within 5 seconds and then dying because I had no heals or anything. I was like I died but I got the monk!! Our team won that match.

Overall I have fun, but sometimes I feel like punching my wall with the frustration that can come out of the place. Thing that makes me most mad is the other team I face getting a monk every time I enter or facing a team that's totally anti- what I am on the first match. I think ANet does it on purpose.

Oh and get this! There was lag today earlier and we were on our 4th victory, no biggie. Well only me and the warrior on my team were lagging, no one else. So the other team won due to lag cause Anet just likes to get on my nerves. Where their servers are located this is what happened:

"Hey I think *my name* is in RA at the moment going for his glad point, hehe I know LAG OUT FOR HIS TEAM ONLY LOL!!!"

Yeah, u prolly saw me yesterday .


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I was bored so me and my guildie started to be wammo's.
Good times

omg i can barely hold my laugh XD
you're actually acting like a noob just for fun XD
that's mean and i like it xD

I did a lot of monking in RA in the last few days, and I always saw eles with flare, warriors with mending or monks with healing breeze/rebirth

i have ~300 screenshots of stupid skill uses but let's see:
E/A with [skill]dancing daggers[/skill] and more assacaster skills.
A/Me with [skill]backfire[/skill] (he casted it 6 seconds to holyveil).
This is TA skillbar but i cant bother myself to post screenshot but anyway:
[skill]Power attack[/skill], [skill]orison of healing[/skill], [skill]executioners strike[/skill], [skill]healing breeze[/skill], [skill]agonizing chop[/skill], [skill]charge[/skill], [skill]soldier's strike[/skill] and [skill]Resurrect[/skill]
D/E with [skill]fire storm[/skill]
P/Mo with [skill]words of comfort[/skill]
R/Mo with [skill]symbol of wrath[/skill]
A/E with [skill]unsteady ground[/skill] And another A/Rt with [skill]earthbind[/skill]
R/N with [skill]animate bone minions[/skill]
P/E with [skill]lava font[/skill] and ALOT more.

Nothing special tho, there are tons of people doing that. It is RA after all, perfect place to mess around with all kind of things. Although the things I mess around with usually make some kind of sense.

I usually run a RaO, replacing the spirit with Lightning Reflexes. We had me, an assassin, and two eles. I knew someone else on the team was dishing out major damage, so when we came up against a two monk team, I asked the assassin which monk he was on. His reply?

"Whoever dares to face me in battle."

Classic.

This was a whiles back...

I was running a Mo/Me with channeling and healing hands (Yes....healing hands)

And i was lagging. I ended up getting body blocked into a corner by a ranger and two warriors.

My team only had 2 others so we couldn't out damage the other team, but they focused on attacking me. I was completely bodyblocked from all sides, and I just tanked them.

This was before i even knew what the hell i was doing. It was funny. They couldnt kill me and eventually gave up.

OMG!1!
Learn 2 sup-rune you noob!1!!!

12 characters of win

god damn it how dare you call your self a true noob/wammo without frenzy? huh how dare you???

^
Frenzy is a good skill though.

true but you have to spam it to be a good noob/wammo also you should always use it when you use healing signet, this is a key point

Today I saw an Ele/N with firestorm, animate bone horroes, animate flesh golem