*Wearing 12inch blades on my wrists in my idea of cool.
*I like to teleport in to attack but nah im not a bad guy i give them plenty of time to warm up first.
*Only the tightest of clothing can expose my sexy anorexia.
*Backflips? Well ofc you cant hurt somone without a backflip right?
*I walk around like a constipated flamingo... all the time.
From what my friends tell me, because we've discussed this amongst ourselves, they think of me as a mesmer. Smart, quick, clean, and because I dress nicely all the time. :S
Mesmer. When I tilt my head a little to the side, and give someone the "stink eye," their head explodes! No, wait... That was in a movie...
Ranger. When they chased me through the Pacific Northwest woods, I set these traps, and shot the cops with a bow and arrows... No, no, that was Rambo in First Blood...
Warrior. I was in this sword fight once, and I chopped off this guy's head, and the whole room exploded... Umm, wait, I think that was Highlander...
OK, I got it. Necromancer. After I was resurrected in the British Museum, Rick O'Connell came in and started shooting at me. So I raised some minions from the bones of ancient priests, and they chased him through the streets of London... Nah, that was Imhoptep in the Mummy Returns...
Gosh, this is just so hard! Why can't I figure out who I'd be!! Ahh, wait, now I know why! It's because this is a really dumb question, and there's no way I'd actually be a fictional character from a computer game! Why didn't I think of that before... Dummy me!