Silliest Thing You've Been Reported For

Donovan Cyclonus

Donovan Cyclonus

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2008

E/

I'm sure a number of you have better stories then I do. But we were doing PvP. Zaishen Elite. With trappers. And I was getting horrible lag the whole time and I couldn't do much of anything. And then when I thought I was back so the traps would go off. I lagged way into the middle of the group of enemies. So I used aftershock. ( Might aswell, time and place ). Then one trapper said "I'm reporting you for ruining our trapping on purpose. "

So then I was said " Sorry, bad lag ". So he responds

"Yeah right, newb. learn to play your profession".

So, then I "/resign"(ed) and quit the match. And he kept whiserping me about how I am going to be banned.

mrmango

mrmango

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2006

Southern California

Charter Vanguard [CV]

Me/Rt

Haha, that's a good one.
All I remember is the scammer who gets mad for not getting your money/item and saying he'll report you.

MagicalHobo

MagicalHobo

Academy Page

Join Date: Aug 2007

Kindred Order of Souls [KOS]

D/

Translating my Guild Announcements to Pirate-Speak.

zelgadissan

zelgadissan

Forge Runner

Join Date: Feb 2008

The Warrior Priests [WP]

Me/Rt

Uh, if you get banned for that, then Anet should just quit.

I'm with mrmango, I supposedly got reported once for dropping a Celestial Essence instead of a Celestial Compass for a scammer

russiansteven

russiansteven

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2008

In a chair

R/Mo

LOL Theres so many times newbs said that they would report me for not selling an item or not doing something. LoL Ile give you two that I thought of off the top of my head

* One time I was getting ran from ascalon to droks for 2k because I created a new character and I thought that 2k for a droks run was cheap. So, they ran me it was two people from the same guild; as soon as we got to droks the guy said "alright its time to pay up 3k" and I scrolled up and searched in the chat and I saw that it was 2k. I corrected the guy and said "You must be wrong I saw the chat and it said that you were doing a droks run for 2k!" He told me that he would report me and that his uncle worked for A-Net and that he would ban me. I wasn't going to be hassled so I put into trade 2k and he rejected. I kept doing it at least four times and I lost my patience and eventually just mapped out of there. They started Pming me about how I was going to be banned so I just ignored them and logged off.

* Another time I was in ascalon city and I had my mini certadon out and the guy who saw it Pmd me and said "Ile ban you from guildwars if you dont give me that mini" I laughed my head off and than told him "You cant ban me for that!" And than it went back and fourth and evenutally he just gave up and mapped out of ascalon.

[Morkai]

[Morkai]

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Oct 2007

Heroes of Elonia [HE]

W/Rt

Quote:
Originally Posted by mrmango View Post
Haha, that's a good one.
All I remember is the scammer who gets mad for not getting your money/item and saying he'll report you.
This + regular abuse towards me is my daily entertainment.

Peachie

Peachie

Closed

Join Date: Nov 2005

England

The Peachatorium [hugs]

Mo/Me

I was reported for not lowering the price of something I was selling when the person said they didn't have enough money.

maraxusofk

maraxusofk

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2005

San Francisco, UC Berkeley

International District [id多], In Soviet Russia Altar Caps You [CCCP], LOL at [eF]

W/

ive been reported way back like 2 years ago for tigering ppl in ha. meh

Kusandaa

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

I was apparently reported for refusing to team up with some big guild's group (won't release the name, but they're -big-).

I was in ToA between 2 UW perma solo runs, and some guy invites me. I cancel, he does it again. And again. And again and again... well you get the idea. The guy PMs me and starts telling me how much I'm a noob for soloing while I could team up with his group (he was offering me cash, 100k, but yeah... we all know he wouldn't have given me anything), and finally he took the argument in local chat, accusing me of being one of the biggest noobs ever for not going with them. They NEEDED me really bad apparently. I might've said the F-word outta annoyance but I never insulted him... and then he APPARENTLY reported me. I also said something along the lines of "Well if you guys are so 1337 and I'm so much of a n00b, why don't go harrass someone else?" and never got a reply to that question, he just kept on calling me a noob in local.

I just laughed and went on my run... after putting up my DnD status. Never heard of the guy again.

deyond driven

deyond driven

Academy Page

Join Date: Dec 2005

Our Titles Are [SiCK]

N/E

Haha all of these are just so ridiculous, you wonder how some people get on in real life

Anyway my story, Once this guy was asking me to show my Cry sword out in Jarin Plains so he could "screen shot it for his guild webpage" i knew this was rubbish but i went along and see how far he'd go, one thing led to another and he asked me to drop it (how unexpected) and i said no your a scammer bla bla, he Admmited that and I said "Dont scam, its such a bastard when people get scammed"
He then went to say "Im going to report you for swearing at me and calling me a bastard"
What a noob :P

Sirius-NZ

Sirius-NZ

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2007

Bellevue, WA (I know ... but I moved out of NZ)

Xen of Onslaught

D/

I've only been reported once that I know of, but it wasn't for anything that retarded; I was chain-running first wave of Glint's challenge for destroyer cores when someone said something like "reported haha owned". Evidently they thought I was botting. I should have replied with "good for you!" I guess... but I just ignored it.

StormDragonZ

StormDragonZ

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2008

New York

W/R

Korvald Willcrusher dropping Korvald's Cane.

Apparently, I was reported by someone for stealing his kill because the cane dropped for me and not him.

[Morkai]

[Morkai]

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Oct 2007

Heroes of Elonia [HE]

W/Rt

Once i didn't pay for a run through ATFH (I was lazy at the time).

And this guys all "I own a guild of 70 members and we will all pm you everytime we see you on until i get paid. It's now double the money i said it was".

"Bla bla bla reported bla bla bla."

I Lol'd and hit Ignore.

credit

credit

Banned

Join Date: Jan 2008

Team Apathy [aFk]

W/P

Reported for quarterknocking a monk in RA, said it was a cheat.

russiansteven

russiansteven

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2008

In a chair

R/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by deyond driven View Post
Haha all of these are just so ridiculous, you wonder how some people get on in real life

Anyway my story, Once this guy was asking me to show my Cry sword out in Jarin Plains so he could "screen shot it for his guild webpage" i knew this was rubbish but i went along and see how far he'd go, one thing led to another and he asked me to drop it (how unexpected) and i said no your a scammer bla bla, he Admmited that and I said "Dont scam, its such a bastard when people get scammed"
He then went to say "Im going to report you for swearing at me and calling me a bastard"
What a noob :P
Yeah, I always wonder how some people get on with there real lives. Some people treat Guild Wars like real life and forget that there is people out there who dont have homes, computers, cars, and all those fancy stuff most people have. I remember a while back some guy reported me because I was selling something for 300gp and he offered me 200gp and someone else agreed to pay the price that was listed and he reported me for not selling him the item if I was him I would be embarrased

Sir Seifus Halbred

Sir Seifus Halbred

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2006

I was reported by a sin in RA, he accused me of botting. He died by me in, oh I'd say a few hits. He said there was no way a ranger could kill a sin.

HawkofStorms

HawkofStorms

Hall Hero

Join Date: Aug 2005

E/

As far as I know I've never been reported. Most idiots who go "I'm going to get you banned noob" for dumb reasons are too noobish to actually know how to report people.

Taurucis

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

The edge of reason

I don't play any more.

W/E

I once got reported by some crazy Narutard fangirl because I said I didn't like yaoi

Kook~NBK~

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2005

A little chalet outside Drok's

Natural Born Killaz

One time, in Kamadan, I was selling stuff and working on my drunkard title. I sold something to a dude and after the trade I said "Thank yoush verrry musch! *hic*" The guy got mad and said he was a recovering alcoholic and what the *hic* thing was very offensive. He said he was going to report me. If he did, nothing came of it.

Laughing Bat

Laughing Bat

Academy Page

Join Date: Nov 2007

Texas

[HoNk]

Me/

lol I really wanna meet some of these people in real life. How awesome would it be to watch these guys act like this at the dmv or after being pulled over by a cop xD.

S'not much but one time I got reported for killing a guy in ab. Apparantly mesmer's arn't supposed to kill things, even with degen.

Zahr Dalsk

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Aug 2007

Canada

I got banned for a few days for swearing. I wasn't doing it in any malicious form or directed towards a particular user, and it was all spelled correctly (as is my policy) so the filter most certainly blocked it out. What means is that there was some retarded shithead who thought that they should turn off the filter and then complain about the result.

Interesting to note, Firefox considers "shithead" a correct and acceptable part of the English language. I think I'll check Oxford to see if it's there as well.

Zebideedee

Zebideedee

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2007

55?? 57' 0" N / 3?? 12' 0" W

N/Me

I gave a guy 2 Warrior tomes, and typo'd that he could sell for about 500k each, he said he got reported for trying to sell at that price, oops lol

Pleikki

Pleikki

WTB q8 15^50 Weapons!

Join Date: Nov 2006

???oo ???ugs ???lan [?????????]

I was reported in Ra because as a monk i was healer not smiter..

Nick Of Troy

Nick Of Troy

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2008

New Zealand.

Human Alliance [HA]

D/E

I was selling iris Flowers for 7g in Pre a few weeks ago and someone asks to buy 5. Took me outside and started calling me a scammer when i opened trade with him. Spent about 20 mins running around Ascalon spamming "grethor skyrim is lvl 14 scammer dont trade him". Some people are so odd

Spazzer

Spazzer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2006

USA

Team Asshat [Hat]

Mo/E

I got reported for leeching, so I reported the person who reported me back. They were pretty upset.

Still, you shouldn't false report people or they'll get you back.

RahlMyron

Academy Page

Join Date: Apr 2008

Australia

Rt/

I got reported for swearing in the middle of an AB match. I was actually typing in the wrong chat and intended to whisper a friend of mine. They didn't seem to care that the sentence made no sense and was obviously meant for another person. 2 people insisted that they reported me for it -_-

Joe Fierce

Joe Fierce

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2007

Disconnect the fascination

LF High End PvE Guild that's not filled with elitists.

R/

well, my two reports are sill,y but well deserved, pvp names: forum nazi, and I Cant See Shlt (a ritualist of course, back before anet made them useless)

RiKio

RiKio

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2007

Plato's Cave

W/E

Reported for interrupting a Blood Magic Necro.

Fort Aspenwood is a good place, imo.

Xunlai Guru Agent

Xunlai Guru Agent

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2006

I was reported for buying ectos for less than the usual value.

distilledwill

distilledwill

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2006

Blighty

The Legion of the Blue Blade

R/Mo

A few months ago I got a lucky Dyad Bow drop from Rragar's Chest, feeling all pleased with myself I posted a pic in the "Post Your Awesome Weapons" thread in the screenshot forum. After a few minutes someone PMed me asking to see it, I obliged, (he didnt ask me to drop it or anything, and just seemed interested). He asked if I were to sell it, how much would it be worth? I said probably about 100k +100-whatever ectos. He was like "zomg, thats awesome, I'll get that!" I made it clear I wasnt going to sell it.


I hear nothing for about a fortnight, until I get a PM from a randomer (by this time, i'd forgotten who this guy was) who starts asking tonnes of questions; what am I up to? Got any good drops? Bought any new armour? Then eventually, "Hey, I got that money you wanted! Can I have the bow now?!" *puzzled face from me*

"I never said I was going to sell it."
"ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG! I just wasted two weeks farming this gold to buy the bow!!!! ZOMG!"
"You know, all I did was tell you a price check, you could probably get the same bow from someone else for the same price"
"ZOMG! False advertising!! ZOMG /report /report"

*ignore*

illidan009

illidan009

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2008

Volterra, Italy

A/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Taurucis View Post
I once got reported by some crazy Narutard fangirl because I said I didn't like yaoi
Hahaha eww...
This one guy spammed "seling steel ingot 150g each!!" So I said I'll buy 20. He tried to sell me iron instead....then report me for scamming his materials...

rayd

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2006

No Veo Na [xX]

I got reported for using RoF


"That skill is teh shit"

Rexion

Rexion

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2007

[Luck]

E/

I called someone a nazi.... it was worth the week long "racist" ban.

Kusandaa

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

Oh yeah. I got reported for saying "brb 30 secs, grabbing plate" in AB. By the time I left my seat, grabbed my plate and came back, which took MAYBE 30 seconds, I was reported twice for leeching. The team heard about it... >_>

HawkofStorms

HawkofStorms

Hall Hero

Join Date: Aug 2005

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by distilledwill View Post
A few months ago I got a lucky Dyad Bow drop from Rragar's Chest, feeling all pleased with myself I posted a pic in the "Post Your Awesome Weapons" thread in the screenshot forum. After a few minutes someone PMed me asking to see it, I obliged, (he didnt ask me to drop it or anything, and just seemed interested). He asked if I were to sell it, how much would it be worth? I said probably about 100k +100-whatever ectos. He was like "zomg, thats awesome, I'll get that!" I made it clear I wasnt going to sell it.


I hear nothing for about a fortnight, until I get a PM from a randomer (by this time, i'd forgotten who this guy was) who starts asking tonnes of questions; what am I up to? Got any good drops? Bought any new armour? Then eventually, "Hey, I got that money you wanted! Can I have the bow now?!" *puzzled face from me*

"I never said I was going to sell it."
"ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG! I just wasted two weeks farming this gold to buy the bow!!!! ZOMG!"
"You know, all I did was tell you a price check, you could probably get the same bow from someone else for the same price"
"ZOMG! False advertising!! ZOMG /report /report"

*ignore*
Lol. God, I need to stop reading Contract Law because now I think that's hillarious.

Sir Pandra Pierva

Sir Pandra Pierva

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2007

Sardelec yelling at Tenshi

Angels Of Strife

E/

i got banned for saying the f-word in town correctly spelled.....

got banned again for my monk's name Black Druggie<_<

he looked like he was stoned and he was black so thats what his name was.......oh well i saw that one coming.

been reported for the name

QQ Nostradumass

umm been reported for telling a lvl 20 that the greens in Shing jea are not 10k each. Also was funny cause he kept yelling at me cause i was on my new assassin who wasn't lvl 20 so that proved that knew nothing about the game cause he had been playing for 6 years cause he had 6 minis....some people are so retarded....

lets see been reported for leeching when capping a shrine in AB. There are some interesting things i've been reported for

RedNova88

RedNova88

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2007

Behind you!

W/

Think I was reported twice in AB. The first time I was on my Elementalist using an insane (at the time) AoE spike build before it was nerfed and was reported for ".kill"ing people...?

The second time I was in AB again, this time using an Aura of Displacement build on an Assassin. Apparently I WAS TELEPORTING! DUN DUN DUN! I'll understand if you don't believe this one, I have a hard time believing it myself.

People really are retarded.

Nude Nira

Nude Nira

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jan 2008

inside a tanning bed

It's Raining Fame Hallelujah 【傘回傘】

Me/

I was in RA, and my guild and I decided we wanted to sync 4 people from Chinese dists, so we did, and after we beat this one team, one of the members PM'd me saying how he was going to ban me for syncing because it was against the EULA. After like 10 minutes of making fun of how stupid he was, and trying to explain to him that syncing isnt even in the EULA, he decided to tell me that his brother worked for Anet and that he was gonna get me banned. I told the guy to have his brother ban me right now, and of course he couldn't, so he told me that "his brother works in the server department" and he doesn't have access to that kind of stuff. I just lol'd and made fun of him for like 10 more minutes.

Senrath

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2006

Halfway between here and there

Advanced Technology [CCCP]

Probably would be getting reported for, as a guy, playing a girl character.

Some people don't seem to understand the concept of being able to make your character pretty much whatever.

Phaern Majes

Phaern Majes

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2005

Anywhere but up

The Panserbjorne [ROAR]

R/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rexion View Post
I called someone a nazi.... it was worth the week long "racist" ban.
Wait you got banned for being racist against nazis? That's almost too funny...