I got banned for inappropriate character names.
The character that was reported was a monk named Douche Baggins
but i was forced to change 5 more of my characters names before i could play them again.
so i changed my names
Derv: Jizon Diface ---------> The Grimm Reapist
Warr: God Donkeypunch ---> Don Key Punches
Necro: Bloody Beav --------> Ivonna Bleedonu
Rit: Ima Kok Tese ----------> Eta Cameltoe
Ele: Sugarpus Kokbiter ------> I Peace Fire
Monk: Douche Baggins ------> Master Itchy Palm
My new names are a lot more appropriate
Silliest Thing You've Been Reported For
daze
Turbobusa
I've been reported for having a crappy connection on the competitive mission weekend. I kept reconnecting/d/c.
I stopped playing afterwards to not screw the match for others, but someone felt I was too stupid to keep on playing with a 50k ping.
I stopped playing afterwards to not screw the match for others, but someone felt I was too stupid to keep on playing with a 50k ping.
N1ghtstalker
saying "c*ck" in all chat
Traveller
I've been reported for "hacking" because my attack connected through blind a few times. 10% is still 10%!
MirkoTeran
- For selling a req8 item... because someone believed I was a hacker since there are no req8 items in game..
- For not "doing my job" when I stopped healing some Leroy in FoW PUG.
- For not "doing my job" when I stopped healing some Leroy in FoW PUG.
jiggles
I told a runner (you know the ones) in RA, that im not the police so unless he's black irl he can stop running. Made me lol.
moko
people reported me for buying ZKeys @ 4.5k and not 5k.
also, yesterday some dude asked me to join his guild, i refused, and he told me i had to pay 10k now or he'd report me, apparently it was his "job" to get members.
i then refused and he reported me saying that i'll get banned. lul
also, yesterday some dude asked me to join his guild, i refused, and he told me i had to pay 10k now or he'd report me, apparently it was his "job" to get members.
i then refused and he reported me saying that i'll get banned. lul
bungusmaximus
Should be interesting and funny, I get reported 1 or more times for the following crimes against humanity (mostly in RA):
-Sucking as a warrior (there were 2 scythe sins in that team, I rest my case)
-Not resigning because there was no monk (NOT shitting you)
-Having connection problems
-Having baed sense of humour (at least I HAVE sense of humour to begin with)
-People thought I was synching (I only synched once in vizunah lol)
-Having a pet named 'Gary Glitter'
-Running a Healing Hands riposte wammo for lulz
-Running touch ranger
Someone top that, lol...
-Sucking as a warrior (there were 2 scythe sins in that team, I rest my case)
-Not resigning because there was no monk (NOT shitting you)
-Having connection problems
-Having baed sense of humour (at least I HAVE sense of humour to begin with)
-People thought I was synching (I only synched once in vizunah lol)
-Having a pet named 'Gary Glitter'
-Running a Healing Hands riposte wammo for lulz
-Running touch ranger
Someone top that, lol...
Faer
No, because I avoid playing with morons. If you only play with good players, your chance to get reported for anything is somewhere around 0%. However...
I'd have reported you for that. No lie.
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-Sucking as a warrior (there were 2 scythe sins in that team, I rest my case)
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majikmajikmajik
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Originally Posted by bungusmaximus
-Sucking as a warrior (there were 2 scythe sins in that team, I rest my case)
-Running a Healing Hands riposte wammo for lulz Someone top that, lol... |
no mo qq threads
bungusmaximus
Lol this is no QQ thread, it's mainly for fun. I was LOLing beyond belief when I got reported for playing touchie. It's only a game after all, no life and death matter.
And Healing Hands is the new pwn...
And Healing Hands is the new pwn...
jiggles
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-Running touch ranger
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bungusmaximus
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Originally Posted by jiggles
I'd have reported you for that. Your also a moron, reporting a HH wammo and then running touch ranger. Hurr Durrr.
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Mordiego
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-Having a pet named 'Gary Glitter' ... |
Bori Andreau
Would be funny if on GW there was the function to report people for being good or bad, like you can on Xbox Live lol. Imagine the problems that'd cause.
bungusmaximus
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Imagine the problems that'd cause.
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Originally Posted by Mordiego
oh, man... that definitelly deserves a perma ban!!!
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Bori Andreau
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Ermm, empty servers?
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Luminarus
Someone was afk for the first half of an RA match... they reported me for reporting them... I lolled at that...
Some other dood reported me because I told him his build doesnt work. (FYI he was using the Old BoA sin, with BoA, since the nerf to black lotus... meaning it actually DIDNT work).
Ummmm... funniest thing I seen happen, was some dood got reported for being a bad monk... hmmmm not actually so funny.
@ The ability to rate people, bad idea coz it would mean less occurences... although I would like a build cypher... a player generated list of skills that are forbidden to be run in RA... (eg... mending). Wont happen, ppl would complain, but it would make it far more fun.
Some other dood reported me because I told him his build doesnt work. (FYI he was using the Old BoA sin, with BoA, since the nerf to black lotus... meaning it actually DIDNT work).
Ummmm... funniest thing I seen happen, was some dood got reported for being a bad monk... hmmmm not actually so funny.
@ The ability to rate people, bad idea coz it would mean less occurences... although I would like a build cypher... a player generated list of skills that are forbidden to be run in RA... (eg... mending). Wont happen, ppl would complain, but it would make it far more fun.
Zahr Dalsk
Banned for swearing. Some asshole decided to turn his filter off and didn't like what he heard.
Odinius
Some guy in Temple of Balthazar was Quoting Adolf Hitler and was saying how he hated Niggaz.
I switched to my dark skinned paragon Ebony Exodus, stripped and kept following him around town and dancing against him whenever he stood still.
I never said a word, but the guy totally lost it and reported me for rasicm.
lol
I switched to my dark skinned paragon Ebony Exodus, stripped and kept following him around town and dancing against him whenever he stood still.
I never said a word, but the guy totally lost it and reported me for rasicm.
lol
Kyomi Tachibana
I was in RA, drinking my tea waiting for the match to start, didn't head out the gate as soon as the timer stared, and BAM two reports for leeching. o_O No lies.
therangereminem
well my ra storyis this (happened months ago)
anyways i was in ra i like to go to ra and mess with syncers , go to a dead dist looking for 4 poeple with the same tag standing with each other, and clickenter battle and getting into a group with 3 of them and be like wow i synced with you guys, btw i would be a monk woh/prot, and sence iwasnt there guildy they would report me before timer evenstarted so i would get dishonor and not do it again but i would anyways
anyways i was in ra i like to go to ra and mess with syncers , go to a dead dist looking for 4 poeple with the same tag standing with each other, and clickenter battle and getting into a group with 3 of them and be like wow i synced with you guys, btw i would be a monk woh/prot, and sence iwasnt there guildy they would report me before timer evenstarted so i would get dishonor and not do it again but i would anyways
Orange Milk
I've no idea if I've ever been reported for anything before, it's not like you get notified of such things other than leeching in game. I pretty much don't act like a jack ass and play with good people so not much chance of me getting reported.
Was reported for leeching in RA this weekend thanks to the wonderful lag. I never even loaded in until 20 secs into the match and had already been reported by the rest of my team. thanks ANet.
Luckily I'm not a douche so despite the report I did not get dishonorable, I've never got a dishonorable before and was glad to not recieve one due to the lag.
Was reported for leeching in RA this weekend thanks to the wonderful lag. I never even loaded in until 20 secs into the match and had already been reported by the rest of my team. thanks ANet.
Luckily I'm not a douche so despite the report I did not get dishonorable, I've never got a dishonorable before and was glad to not recieve one due to the lag.
Kerwyn Nasilan
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Originally Posted by daze
I got banned for inappropriate character names.
The character that was reported was a monk named Douche Baggins but i was forced to change 5 more of my characters names before i could play them again. so i changed my names Derv: Jizon Diface ---------> The Grimm Reapist Warr: God Donkeypunch ---> Don Key Punches Necro: Bloody Beav --------> Ivonna Bleedonu Rit: Ima Kok Tese ----------> Eta Cameltoe Ele: Sugarpus Kokbiter ------> I Peace Fire Monk: Douche Baggins ------> Master Itchy Palm My new names are a lot more appropriate |
bungusmaximus
Douche Baggins is actually a GOREDENGINE brilliant nick. I thought Douchebag was a rather mild insult? guess I was wrong...
Eta Cameltoe more appropriate? yeah rite :P
Eta Cameltoe more appropriate? yeah rite :P
Chucky333
Some dude whispered me in TA and asked if i want to join his team, he said they need a monk bad.
I refused and said i dont want to play atm, he started getting mad and said he'd report me for standing in TA outpost with no intention of actually playing, "confusing" people.
Yeah.
I refused and said i dont want to play atm, he started getting mad and said he'd report me for standing in TA outpost with no intention of actually playing, "confusing" people.
Yeah.
baltazar knight
this is my first time getting reported:
i was playing snowball arena and some dude reported me 20times in a row...noone know who was doing it or what i was doing wrong heh crazy people >.> lol
i was playing snowball arena and some dude reported me 20times in a row...noone know who was doing it or what i was doing wrong heh crazy people >.> lol
Painbringer
this weekend a guy reported a ranger in RA for leeching because he was using meteor
White Lies
I got reported in RA for not using rez sig (shoot me 
), for being a smiter monk, for being a necro with healing magic skills for the lulz and to raep regular monks with my infinit energy and then finaly for being a mesmer.
i Lol'ed
~Lies
), for being a smiter monk, for being a necro with healing magic skills for the lulz and to raep regular monks with my infinit energy and then finaly for being a mesmer.i Lol'ed
~Lies
enter_the_zone
You can only get reported if you play with other people. Most people in the GW world are so retarded, I'd rather play with myself.
I wonder if that would be reported.
I wonder if that would be reported.
007wood
I was playing my mesmer on RA using grenth balance spike.
So naturally i have to run around the place to look for opportunity to strike.
Well once I cannot decide whether to attack because 2 opponents are like going to get onto me if I go in, and my team mates were fighting.
Well then I got reported lol, but no dishonourable status.
So naturally i have to run around the place to look for opportunity to strike.
Well once I cannot decide whether to attack because 2 opponents are like going to get onto me if I go in, and my team mates were fighting.
Well then I got reported lol, but no dishonourable status.
doudou_steve
At the start of RA match
Me: Brb i need to go to the toilet.
I really DID IT quick so it was around 10 sec. When i came back, the match just started( the gates opened)
i see the message i got reported for leeching.
Me: Why did you report me?
Him: Because you can't pee while playing.
Oh wow.
Me: Brb i need to go to the toilet.
I really DID IT quick so it was around 10 sec. When i came back, the match just started( the gates opened)
i see the message i got reported for leeching.
Me: Why did you report me?
Him: Because you can't pee while playing.
Oh wow.
KasenSorel
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Some guy in Temple of Balthazar was Quoting Adolf Hitler and was saying how he hated Niggaz.
I switched to my dark skinned paragon Ebony Exodus, stripped and kept following him around town and dancing against him whenever he stood still. I never said a word, but the guy totally lost it and reported me for rasicm. lol |
Hellomawi
Only time I've ever got reported was for reporting a leacher in AB. -_-
elk
Here's a question (maybe something for another thread assuming people would admit it) - Anet indicates that inappropriate use of the report function could result in a ban. Reading several of these posts, I'd imagine if folks actually followed through with their threats, that would qualify. So has anyone been banned for using the report function inappropriately? If so, what for?
to keep with the thread theme so I'm not off topic - I've had the same threat of report for killing toons with characters that "shouldn't win". Still think the best are the use of primary attributes in relation to secondary skills. Had a R/Rt spamming spirits w/ oath shot and got several votes in Ra for "being useless". Good times.
elk
to keep with the thread theme so I'm not off topic - I've had the same threat of report for killing toons with characters that "shouldn't win". Still think the best are the use of primary attributes in relation to secondary skills. Had a R/Rt spamming spirits w/ oath shot and got several votes in Ra for "being useless". Good times.
elk
Neo Nugget
I killed someone once in an AB, and they reported me for leeching.
:O
:O
DarkWasp
I can remember getting reported for using the All channel for general chat. It went something like this.
Ele: im bored, anyone feel like talking
Me (Raymond): Sure, whats up?
Ele: lol nothing really, you?
Me: Pretty much just enjoying summer
Random guy: wuld u shut up, no one wants to hear ur personal life
Me: Am I bothering you?
Random guy: u r supposed 2 use this channel for LFGs
Ele: But its the ALL channel for general chat
Random guy: no its 4 recruiting PUGs
Me: Well yes, AND general chat
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Random guy: i reported u raymond
Ele: im bored, anyone feel like talking
Me (Raymond): Sure, whats up?
Ele: lol nothing really, you?
Me: Pretty much just enjoying summer
Random guy: wuld u shut up, no one wants to hear ur personal life
Me: Am I bothering you?
Random guy: u r supposed 2 use this channel for LFGs
Ele: But its the ALL channel for general chat
Random guy: no its 4 recruiting PUGs
Me: Well yes, AND general chat
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Random guy: i reported u raymond
joshuarodger
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this weekend a guy reported a ranger in RA for leeching because he was using meteor
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i lol'd irl.
Loot Junkie
One time in town, I saw somebody spamming the word "jello" over and over at least ten times. Being in a silly mood, every time he/she said jello, I said "pudding". This happened 3, maybe 4 times tops. I got the 24 hour ban for spamming lol.
CagedinSanity
Cursing.
Turn your censors on, jesus christ.
Turn your censors on, jesus christ.