Silliest Thing You've Been Reported For

I'm sure a number of you have better stories then I do. But we were doing PvP. Zaishen Elite. With trappers. And I was getting horrible lag the whole time and I couldn't do much of anything. And then when I thought I was back so the traps would go off. I lagged way into the middle of the group of enemies. So I used aftershock. ( Might aswell, time and place ). Then one trapper said "I'm reporting you for ruining our trapping on purpose. "

So then I was said " Sorry, bad lag ". So he responds

"Yeah right, newb. learn to play your profession".

So, then I "/resign"(ed) and quit the match. And he kept whiserping me about how I am going to be banned.

Haha, that's a good one.
All I remember is the scammer who gets mad for not getting your money/item and saying he'll report you.

Translating my Guild Announcements to Pirate-Speak.

Uh, if you get banned for that, then Anet should just quit.

I'm with mrmango, I supposedly got reported once for dropping a Celestial Essence instead of a Celestial Compass for a scammer

LOL Theres so many times newbs said that they would report me for not selling an item or not doing something. LoL Ile give you two that I thought of off the top of my head

* One time I was getting ran from ascalon to droks for 2k because I created a new character and I thought that 2k for a droks run was cheap. So, they ran me it was two people from the same guild; as soon as we got to droks the guy said "alright its time to pay up 3k" and I scrolled up and searched in the chat and I saw that it was 2k. I corrected the guy and said "You must be wrong I saw the chat and it said that you were doing a droks run for 2k!" He told me that he would report me and that his uncle worked for A-Net and that he would ban me. I wasn't going to be hassled so I put into trade 2k and he rejected. I kept doing it at least four times and I lost my patience and eventually just mapped out of there. They started Pming me about how I was going to be banned so I just ignored them and logged off.

* Another time I was in ascalon city and I had my mini certadon out and the guy who saw it Pmd me and said "Ile ban you from guildwars if you dont give me that mini" I laughed my head off and than told him "You cant ban me for that!" And than it went back and fourth and evenutally he just gave up and mapped out of ascalon.

This + regular abuse towards me is my daily entertainment.

I was reported for not lowering the price of something I was selling when the person said they didn't have enough money.

ive been reported way back like 2 years ago for tigering ppl in ha. meh

I was apparently reported for refusing to team up with some big guild's group (won't release the name, but they're -big-).

I was in ToA between 2 UW perma solo runs, and some guy invites me. I cancel, he does it again. And again. And again and again... well you get the idea. The guy PMs me and starts telling me how much I'm a noob for soloing while I could team up with his group (he was offering me cash, 100k, but yeah... we all know he wouldn't have given me anything), and finally he took the argument in local chat, accusing me of being one of the biggest noobs ever for not going with them. They NEEDED me really bad apparently. I might've said the F-word outta annoyance but I never insulted him... and then he APPARENTLY reported me. I also said something along the lines of "Well if you guys are so 1337 and I'm so much of a n00b, why don't go harrass someone else?" and never got a reply to that question, he just kept on calling me a noob in local.

I just laughed and went on my run... after putting up my DnD status. Never heard of the guy again.

Haha all of these are just so ridiculous, you wonder how some people get on in real life

Anyway my story, Once this guy was asking me to show my Cry sword out in Jarin Plains so he could "screen shot it for his guild webpage" i knew this was rubbish but i went along and see how far he'd go, one thing led to another and he asked me to drop it (how unexpected) and i said no your a scammer bla bla, he Admmited that and I said "Dont scam, its such a bastard when people get scammed"
He then went to say "Im going to report you for swearing at me and calling me a bastard"
What a noob :P

I've only been reported once that I know of, but it wasn't for anything that retarded; I was chain-running first wave of Glint's challenge for destroyer cores when someone said something like "reported haha owned". Evidently they thought I was botting. I should have replied with "good for you!" I guess... but I just ignored it.

Korvald Willcrusher dropping Korvald's Cane.

Apparently, I was reported by someone for stealing his kill because the cane dropped for me and not him.

Once i didn't pay for a run through ATFH (I was lazy at the time).

And this guys all "I own a guild of 70 members and we will all pm you everytime we see you on until i get paid. It's now double the money i said it was".

"Bla bla bla reported bla bla bla."

I Lol'd and hit Ignore.

Reported for quarterknocking a monk in RA, said it was a cheat.

Yeah, I always wonder how some people get on with there real lives. Some people treat Guild Wars like real life and forget that there is people out there who dont have homes, computers, cars, and all those fancy stuff most people have. I remember a while back some guy reported me because I was selling something for 300gp and he offered me 200gp and someone else agreed to pay the price that was listed and he reported me for not selling him the item if I was him I would be embarrased

I was reported by a sin in RA, he accused me of botting. He died by me in, oh I'd say a few hits. He said there was no way a ranger could kill a sin.

As far as I know I've never been reported. Most idiots who go "I'm going to get you banned noob" for dumb reasons are too noobish to actually know how to report people.

I once got reported by some crazy Narutard fangirl because I said I didn't like yaoi

One time, in Kamadan, I was selling stuff and working on my drunkard title. I sold something to a dude and after the trade I said "Thank yoush verrry musch! *hic*" The guy got mad and said he was a recovering alcoholic and what the *hic* thing was very offensive. He said he was going to report me. If he did, nothing came of it.

lol I really wanna meet some of these people in real life. How awesome would it be to watch these guys act like this at the dmv or after being pulled over by a cop xD.

S'not much but one time I got reported for killing a guy in ab. Apparantly mesmer's arn't supposed to kill things, even with degen.