New Weapon Skins

zwei2stein

zwei2stein

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Jun 2006

Europe

The German Order [GER]

N/

If draconic was dyable, well .. pink dye would be interesting, now wouldnt it.

Hell Raiser

Hell Raiser

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2005

[PHNX]

Mo/

I can't decide what's sadder; that skin or all these posts made about that skin
Anyone know if there are more skins (or has anyone even confirmed these?)

Mekhet Ossa

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2007

Denmark

[Wuss]

D/P

There are quite many new skins, go check Tolkano you lazy people... I'll throw up pictures of lesser stoneblade when I got time.

credit

credit

Banned

Join Date: Jan 2008

Team Apathy [aFk]

W/P

i'd be honored to be slain by that.

Ec]-[oMaN

Ec]-[oMaN

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Toronto, Ont.

[DT][pT][jT][Grim][Nion]

W/

Dick sword in a game where people are being banned right and left because of offensive names, emotes that shit on dead players, panties and bras...Anet seems to be very hypocritical.

Dmitri3

Dmitri3

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

Canada, almost got to see a polar bear... :P

I do not see it on wiki or wikia. Does anyone have actual proof?

Cale Roughstar

Cale Roughstar

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

Canada

Guy In Real Life [GIRL]

W/E

Words fail me....

lolpenisblade

Dante the Warlord

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2006

W/R

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mekhet Ossa View Post
There are quite many new skins, go check Tolkano you lazy people... I'll throw up pictures of lesser stoneblade when I got time.
Yea but not everyone has tournament points so that part is locked out

BoondockSaint

BoondockSaint

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2006

R/Me

Could it just be a screen of text mod items, not sure why someone would texmod a sasuge sword but.... no one else seems to be able to confirm the weapons.

KycooGhost

KycooGhost

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2007

Children of Legends [LGND]

E/

The sword on the right does look cool. Like an aztec club/sword. Name possibly?

Divine Slaya

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2005

Young Money Merger [YM]

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by BoondockSaint View Post
Could it just be a screen of text mod items, not sure why someone would texmod a sasuge sword but.... no one else seems to be able to confirm the weapons.
The original screenshot I took wasn't of the best quality and admittedly was at a bad angle. Here is another image of it. It costs 30RP and is under the exotic weapons category.




I'm trying to go through some of the other classes to see if any other skins have yet to be seen. If anyone knows of any, let me know because I'm curious to see all of them also.

BoondockSaint

BoondockSaint

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2006

R/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Divine Slaya View Post
The original screenshot I took wasn't of the best quality and admittedly was at a bad angle. Here is another image of it. It costs 30RP and is under the exotic weapons category.




I'm trying to go through some of the other classes to see if any other skins have yet to be seen. If anyone knows of any, let me know because I'm curious to see all of them also.

Sure enough... thanks for a follow up, btw its not the angle, its the sword

rohara

rohara

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2006

Rt/

i lol'd irl

at least anet has a sense of humor.

moongod

moongod

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2007

P4n드4k트 F0rm4710n [Its heat not cheat]

Divine. Screen shot of the 3rd one?

byteme!

byteme!

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2006

On Earth

W/P

PvP got screwed. Pun intended. LOL penisblade.

Quote:
Originally Posted by sph0nz View Post
I lold.

While I think these swords are ugly, they should still be available in PvE. It's only fair, especially considering they're just weapon skins--something of vanity.
No! PvP'ers deserve their own unique snowflakes. Penisblade fits the bill.

Mesmer in Need

Mesmer in Need

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

[ToA]

*cough*

Gunnars hold. Can't tell for sure from the angle, but looks the same.

Divine Slaya

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2005

Young Money Merger [YM]

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by moongod View Post
Divine. Screen shot of the 3rd one?
If you are referring to the greater granite edge, I didn't get a screen shot of it before I deleted it. I don't really want to waste another 30 reward points on it but I'll let you know that it looked pretty bad and isn't worth using.

Edit: Also nice find Mesmer, that definitely looks like the same sword.

Nightow

Nightow

Forge Runner

Join Date: Feb 2006

Kindred Order of Souls [KOS]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mesmer in Need View Post
*cough*

Gunnars hold. Can't tell for sure from the angle, but looks the same.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightow View Post
I believe you can view those swords over at some of the merchant stalls in Gunnar's Hold.

DoomFrost

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

Florida

E/

two male warriors hitting each other with their penis swor.. I mean greater arced blades.

snaek

snaek

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

N/

so if u see a tiny female monkie holdin one of those giant...

Wild Karrde

Wild Karrde

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2006

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Divine Slaya View Post
The original screenshot I took wasn't of the best quality and admittedly was at a bad angle. Here is another image of it. It costs 30RP and is under the exotic weapons category.




I'm trying to go through some of the other classes to see if any other skins have yet to be seen. If anyone knows of any, let me know because I'm curious to see all of them also.
Sundering would have been better for the extra penetration

.defekt

.defekt

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2005

Ex Talionis [Law], Schindlers Fist [ouch]

the immaturity of the posters on this forum astounds me.

Dmitri3

Dmitri3

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

Canada, almost got to see a polar bear... :P

Quote:
Originally Posted by .defekt View Post
the immaturity of the posters on this forum astounds me.
Meh, knowing people, the reaction is mostly expected.

Now, it's a shame I don't have enough tournaments points ATM to verify the validity of the item for myself. But even if it is true, the novelty will wear off and the joke will become old pretty fast.

Konig Des Todes

Konig Des Todes

Ooo, pretty flower

Join Date: Jan 2008

Citadel of the Decayed

The Archivists' Sanctum [Lore]

N/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Divine Slaya View Post

Needs to be black for realism

Quote:
Originally Posted by Wild Karrde View Post
Sundering would have been better for the extra penetration
That made me lol in real life.

Quote:
Originally Posted by snaek View Post
so if u see a tiny female monkie holdin one of those giant...
Gogo perverted mind.

Chicken of the Seas

Chicken of the Seas

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

California, USA

Vulpes Velox [Fox]

Me/

Haha wow, has to be the funniest looking sword skin I've ever seen. The purple one looks like a dildo.

Arkantos

Arkantos

The Greatest

Join Date: Feb 2006

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Commander Ryker View Post
Has anyone seen these for themselves? I can't imagine that anet would allow a sword that looks like that.
Sure they would. Have you seen the dreadspawn maw?

Mixie

Mixie

Academy Page

Join Date: Nov 2007

GV

Looks like giantic dildo to me..

Nightmares Hammer

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2007

W/

This... This is truly epic.

...

Epic.

Edit: Not better than the giant vagina, but still...

distilledwill

distilledwill

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2006

Blighty

The Legion of the Blue Blade

R/Mo

Filth... pure filth... Surely Anet realise the average GW player has the mental age of a 5 year old.

daze

daze

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2008

In my own mind

The Dragon Exchange

E/

just curious but can i use the command: /report anet
how can i get banned for having a mildly inappropriate name (The Grimm Reapist) when people are allowed to swing that penis sword around slapping everyone in the face with it?

This has got to be my most favorite thread i have ever been in on GWGuru. I only regret that i didnt stumble upon this thread sooner.

BJuno

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Arduinna View Post
And make them PvE-only, you know, for an in depth PvE-PvP interaction.
LMAO that would result maybe in a little peace between and end the war for a while

daze

daze

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2008

In my own mind

The Dragon Exchange

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ec]-[oMaN View Post
Dick sword in a game where people are being banned right and left because of offensive names, emotes that shit on dead players, panties and bras...Anet seems to be very hypocritical.
I second that notion.

Quote:
Originally Posted by .defekt View Post
the immaturity of the posters on this forum astounds me.
LoL that from a character named Mire Muffinstuffer. *ahem* hypocrite *ahem*

Aera

Aera

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2005

Galactic President Superstar Mc [awsm]

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by daze View Post
LoL that from a character named Mire Muffinstuffer. *ahem* hypocrite *ahem*
QTF. Lmao.

How could anybody like that skin apart from hilarity anyway :/

Forgotton200

Forgotton200

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2008

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by evenfall View Post


There are a few more i think.
Finally! This is what I always wanted for Christmas. Thank you Anet.

This will go well with my character name.

daze

daze

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2008

In my own mind

The Dragon Exchange

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Forgotton200 View Post
Finally! This is what I always wanted for Christmas. Thank you Anet.

This will go well with my character name.
Not after you get reported by A11Eur0. He will make sure you pay dearly.

Forgotton200

Forgotton200

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2008

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by daze View Post
Not after you get reported by A11Eur0. He will make sure you pay dearly.
Who was he again? I don't remember all the people that I trolled, if he was one of them. Anyway, I'm in a good mood today. Lovely weapon.

daze

daze

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2008

In my own mind

The Dragon Exchange

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Forgotton200 View Post
Who was he again? I don't remember all the people that I trolled, if he was one of them. Anyway, I'm in a good mood today. Lovely weapon.
he was the one who feels it is up to him to police the inappropriate names in GW as some sort of moral obligation.

http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...290861&page=26
that thread.

Forgotton200

Forgotton200

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2008

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by daze View Post
he was the one who feels it is up to him to police the inappropriate names in GW as some sort of moral obligation.

http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...290861&page=26
that thread.
Quote:
Originally Posted by daze View Post
So then if you arent offended by these names, You take it upon yourself to adopt a self righteous position of "cleaning the streets" of these people who find humor in their immature names. That just adds to my point about how people think they are self appointed police of regulating other people's right to freedom of speech instead of minding their own damn business and just play your own game. Seems kind of pretentious to me. But that's just my opinion.

And i think you kinda exaggerated that a bit. I think it is our right to be whatever we want without having to worry about pretentious little people trying to make us live up to their standards of decency.
I myself am far from "wasting my life" as you so aptly put. Im just as successful as i want to be, i have a family that i provide for and i LOVE offensive humor. Bottom line is, Im happy with who i am and have no regrets about what i find is funny.
Unfortunately i have to be weary of people like you who will take any opportunity to pose judgment or consequence upon another individual just to satisfy their want for having some kind of power over another. Because when it boils down to it, that's all it is.

If you aren't offended by it then you do it to flex some sort of authority muscle.

here is the 3 reasons i have noticed that a person will mind someone elses business.
1. Person was offended (fair enough even though most people go out of their way to be offended easily)
2. Righteous Indignation (self appointed regulator of right and wrong)
3. Pure spite (you were not nice to me so I /report you)
This.

Although I was trollin'/they hatin' on that thread, I don't mind about offensive names. I'll give that guy credit for trying though.

Junior Gong

Junior Gong

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2007

Right near tha Beach

R/Mo

Wow, you people were so in awe of this penis blade that you didn't even stop to realize that this is fake. I cannot believe how easily trolled you people are, I mean besides the fact the there is no other proof of this besides a screen shot(textmod anybody?). Also its pretty sad when you overlook that in the original post he names the sword the Greater Stoneblade, then all the sudden in the 2nd screenshot(badly photoshopped btw) it is the Greater Arcedblade. I am sorry to disappoint all you guys that thought you would finally get to know whats it's like to play with a big penis........sword.

Also originally posted by Divine Nine on QQ forums:
Quote:
I decided to find out myself and it was the worst usage of 90 reward points ever. I didn't get a screen shot of the greater granite edge but I assure you it looks like a big penis.

Arced blade looks like shit and the stoneblade resembles a sausage stick or something.

bebe

bebe

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2005

http://tinyurl.com/4g5ueb8

Put the peanut in the peanut hole!

Lmao.. That is just.. interesting... x_o