New Weapon Skins

Trub

Trub

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Mar 2006

Sitting in the guildhall, watching the wallows frolic.

Trinity of the ascended [SMS]+[Koss]+[TAM]=[ToA]

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Originally Posted by Miss Temptress View Post
Lmao.. That is just.. interesting... x_o
I think the Devs took the phrase 'e-peen' too seriously after their last office party...

bebe

bebe

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2005

http://tinyurl.com/4g5ueb8

Put the peanut in the peanut hole!

Well.. surely someone at the office was drunk. xD

H E C T A R

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2005




Theres a little space in it zzz

moongod

moongod

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2007

P4n드4k트 F0rm4710n [Its heat not cheat]

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Theres a little space in it zzz

Forgot to cross out your name where is says customized for.

Grunntar

Grunntar

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2005

Does anyone find irony in the thread title: "Weapon Skins"

(Maybe it should have been "Skinned Weapons"...)

Puebert

Puebert

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2005

Mo/

I would really like to use that sword on the "A Sticky Operation" quest line.

Wild Karrde

Wild Karrde

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2006

W/

A11Eur0 prolly belongs to the ACLU or some other self righteous organization.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Junior Gong
Wow, you people were so in awe of this penis blade that you didn't even stop to realize that this is fake. I cannot believe how easily trolled you people are, I mean besides the fact the there is no other proof of this besides a screen shot(textmod anybody?). Also its pretty sad when you overlook that in the original post he names the sword the Greater Stoneblade, then all the sudden in the 2nd screenshot(badly photoshopped btw) it is the Greater Arcedblade. I am sorry to disappoint all you guys that thought you would finally get to know whats it's like to play with a big penis........sword.
Dont troll. Real or fake its still fun to joke about.

I wonder how much people would pay for it if it was introduced as a monster drop and was as rare as a crystaline?

Would be funny if it was a wand and did protein damage with its attacks!!

Fril Estelin

Fril Estelin

So Serious...

Join Date: Jan 2007

London

Nerfs Are [WHAK]

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Originally Posted by Wild Karrde View Post
Would be funny if it was a wand and did protein damage with its attacks!!
Sick humour. And then people wonder why these laws have to be enforced?

Cale Roughstar

Cale Roughstar

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

Canada

Guy In Real Life [GIRL]

W/E

In the words of a brilliant friend of mine:

"That brings a whole new meaning to the skill Dismember"

lol

Dante the Warlord

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2006

W/R

No.... I heard they removed the penis sword!!!! OH NOES

fenix

fenix

Major-General Awesome

Join Date: Aug 2005

Aussie Trolling Crew HQ - Event Organiser and IRC Tiger

Ex Talionis [Law], Trinity of the Ascended [ToA] ????????????????&#

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rofl, penis sword is mighty.

Charqus

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2005

Mo/

LOL

penisblade



I couldn't stop laughing for like 5 minutes XD

Joe Fierce

Joe Fierce

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2007

Disconnect the fascination

LF High End PvE Guild that's not filled with elitists.

R/

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Originally Posted by Cale Roughstar View Post
In the words of a brilliant friend of mine:

"That brings a whole new meaning to the skill Dismember"

lol
lmao, thread winner.

Yarly

Yarly

Retired GW Player

Join Date: Jun 2006

UK

Mo/

They removed it now, along with all the other eotn skins and armor. QQ

maraxusofk

maraxusofk

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2005

San Francisco, UC Berkeley

International District [id多], In Soviet Russia Altar Caps You [CCCP], LOL at [eF]

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WTF I just got hit wit a deep wound from the penis blade on my monk in ta. Im going to report u sick rapists.

Valcion

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2007

A/

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Originally Posted by snaek View Post
so if u see a tiny female monkie holdin one of those giant...
Ackabar.jpg

yo dawg we heard yo like yo e-peen so we put a e-peen on yo e-peen so yo can wave yo dick while yo wave yo dick.

illidan009

illidan009

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2008

Volterra, Italy

A/

That is disgusting. That, sword...just wtf. ANET GTFO what the f were you thinking. At least test the sword before implementing...Wow now idiots are gonna go around /zranking people while holding an EPEEN sword above them... /facepalm

On second thought, maybe it would be kinda funny...

Aeyl

Aeyl

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jan 2007

The Wardrobe

Kirins of Holy Light [聖光麒麟]

R/Rt

That is sure one weird looking weapon

Skyy High

Skyy High

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: May 2006

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Junior Gong View Post
Wow, you people were so in awe of this penis blade that you didn't even stop to realize that this is fake. I cannot believe how easily trolled you people are, I mean besides the fact the there is no other proof of this besides a screen shot(textmod anybody?). Also its pretty sad when you overlook that in the original post he names the sword the Greater Stoneblade, then all the sudden in the 2nd screenshot(badly photoshopped btw) it is the Greater Arcedblade. I am sorry to disappoint all you guys that thought you would finally get to know whats it's like to play with a big penis........sword.
Look at the OP again man, he says "greater arced blade" AND "greater stoneblade". Yeah, they're reversed; whoopdeedoo, he put the images in the wrong order in the post. Yep, that's clearly grounds for calling it a fake; nevermind the other corroborating posts and images throughout the thread.

Trader of Secrets

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jun 2006

thats the new skins, horrible. ESPECIALLY this penisblade

A Kitten On Fire

Academy Page

Join Date: Apr 2007

...Don't look in your closet.

[令令令令] Officer

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Sometimes I think Anet just runs out of ideas for weapons and so they just go "Y'know what! Let's screw with these guys and make a disturbing looking weapon." This just takes the cake in my opinion. Primitive Staff is out, Greater Stoneblade is in.

Gay_Jay

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Mar 2008

undress for success [Pedo]

Mo/

imo anet´s design team is on weed...very much weed

Joe Fierce

Joe Fierce

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2007

Disconnect the fascination

LF High End PvE Guild that's not filled with elitists.

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Quote:
Originally Posted by A Kitten On Fire View Post
Sometimes I think Anet just runs out of ideas for weapons and so they just go "Y'know what! Let's screw with these guys and make a disturbing looking weapon." This just takes the cake in my opinion. Primitive Staff is out, Greater Stoneblade is in.

i don't see what you mean by the primit......... oh screw you anet, i used to like that staff.

CE Devilman

CE Devilman

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2006

hell

Do U Trust Anet

N/Mo

bu its so small....

MisterT69

MisterT69

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2007

Scions of Carver [SCAR]

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IDK, that stoneblade just doesn't seem firm enough for my liking. You see, I love my stoneblades to be really long and hard, with a great firmness at the end so my war can wrap his hands around it. Unfortunately that may be too big for my mes, she seems to stumble around with those things you know :P

Sora267

Sora267

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2006

The OP said it was a "GREATER Stoneblade." Does that mean that there's a smaller one?!

urania

urania

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2006

vD

Mo/

oh nice, they finally implement sth for the girls to have fun with.
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not.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

its the french sword of doom!

srsly, i object getting attacked by someone wielding that.

Scythe O F Glory

Scythe O F Glory

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2008

New Jersey

League of Elite [LoE]

D/

Its perfectly fair. Us boys get female eles in proph starter armor, and the girls get this.

Div

Div

I like yumy food!

Join Date: Jan 2006

Where I can eat yumy food

Dead Alley [dR]

Mo/R

Quote:
Originally Posted by Junior Gong View Post
Wow, you people were so in awe of this penis blade that you didn't even stop to realize that this is fake. I cannot believe how easily trolled you people are, I mean besides the fact the there is no other proof of this besides a screen shot(textmod anybody?). Also its pretty sad when you overlook that in the original post he names the sword the Greater Stoneblade, then all the sudden in the 2nd screenshot(badly photoshopped btw) it is the Greater Arcedblade. I am sorry to disappoint all you guys that thought you would finally get to know whats it's like to play with a big penis........sword.
ym is a fake.

Diddy bow

Diddy bow

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Oct 2006

Jawsome!!!!!!!!!!!

looking for one :p

A/D

Thats awsome, hope its in PvE

iVendetta

iVendetta

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2008

Where no man has ever gone before.

Syndicate Nightmare [SyN]

I'm guessing it adds to the Seduction attribute.

AKB48

AKB48

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2008

みやき町

Mo/A

Both swords look horrible, surprised they made into the pvp skins category.

/close

lewis91

lewis91

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2008

Wales

Order of the Azurelight[OA]

E/

Penis blade...Perhaps, a vagina shield?

MrGuildBoi

MrGuildBoi

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2006

A/

old topic is old.

Archress Shayleigh

Archress Shayleigh

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2009

Guild Hall

R/

Penis Sword FTW! Yeahhhh

KIDGOOCH

KIDGOOCH

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2006

MD

R/Mo

WTG reviving 4 month old post is FTW

Morgoth the dark

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2006

[CDEX]

R/

serious necro thread revival!

Aba

Aba

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2006

Vancouver,Canada

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Penis blade...Perhaps, a vagina shield?

Thats just mess'd up............
Cause all I can think about is that shield now....

devilnuker

devilnuker

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2009

None

W/A

lolz..I cant look at this thread anymore so funny

drago34

drago34

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Feb 2005

California

Looking for good PvE guild ...

A/

Yay for thread necros.