So, if you had the power of Guild Wars God, for one day.
What would you do?
Would you cause havoc amongst the Guild Wars world for a sick amusement? Or try to make it a better place for noobs and leet players? How would you do it?
If you were a Guild Wars God for a day...
Zodiac Meteor
Avarre
Rocks fall, everyone dies.
Mystica
1. Delete all Fungal Wallow in the game. Every unded, every ded and every statue in the HoMs.
2. Add 1 Kanaxai to every GW account.
3. Add 100 Fungal to my accounts.
4. Spend the rest of my GW life selling Fungal Wallows.
This or Avalanche as constant effect in every explorable area, dungeon, pvp map.
2. Add 1 Kanaxai to every GW account.
3. Add 100 Fungal to my accounts.
4. Spend the rest of my GW life selling Fungal Wallows.
This or Avalanche as constant effect in every explorable area, dungeon, pvp map.
Gwmaster
1- make random bosses/monsters spawn in cities
2- spawn in the middle of a big tournament battle and summon 1000 wurms
3- kill people in town and make their equiment drop on the ground
4- Apocalypse event! In every town/area of the game..the air will start to fill with smoke little by little...the smoke would become red after a few minutes, everyone starts to suffer from burning..the sky becomes red with meteors showers/firestorms coming from it..LAva wurms start poping here and there with Titans...every creature in the game dies..players who die get a blackscreen reloading their game into the character window..their characters have all been deleted...a fresh new start for everyone..but since the apocalypse things have changed, ascalon has green fields now..and the undead have been replaced by normal creatures..blah blah blah!
2- spawn in the middle of a big tournament battle and summon 1000 wurms
3- kill people in town and make their equiment drop on the ground
4- Apocalypse event! In every town/area of the game..the air will start to fill with smoke little by little...the smoke would become red after a few minutes, everyone starts to suffer from burning..the sky becomes red with meteors showers/firestorms coming from it..LAva wurms start poping here and there with Titans...every creature in the game dies..players who die get a blackscreen reloading their game into the character window..their characters have all been deleted...a fresh new start for everyone..but since the apocalypse things have changed, ascalon has green fields now..and the undead have been replaced by normal creatures..blah blah blah!
Deadshot Seven
I'd delete and make it so every person who ever named their assassin after naruto or some crap would never be able to come back.
Ever again.
Also I'd take the mini oni, enlarge it to actual size, and give it to me so as a regular pet.
Ever again.
Also I'd take the mini oni, enlarge it to actual size, and give it to me so as a regular pet.
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[DE]
Remove all areas from the game except Random Arenas.
Have Fun
Have Fun
lietzaum
i would make everyone portal to a city even if you are in a mission quest pvp gvg i don't care you map to a city i would spawn in the middle of the city and make everyone gather around it would be a a beta prof event all over again with little girl gwen .... they will be promised with riches and wealth more then they can use then in a sec a shockwave of fire goes threw the town and everyone drops dead and takes 1000 hp instantly and yes that is without any skills adds to boost your hp ... SKILL CALLED (Viles PLAGUE)
Charrbane Striker
I would block portals and disable map travel from Kamadan AE1.
Then I would spawn 7631 Yerk Plopsquirts and 2398 Tenagg Flametrollers + one Oink (and make them hostile towards players at Kamadan).
Then I would observe what happens.
Then I would spawn 7631 Yerk Plopsquirts and 2398 Tenagg Flametrollers + one Oink (and make them hostile towards players at Kamadan).
Then I would observe what happens.
Gift3d
i'd keep it the same.
i have a new ignore list of 10 people each day, get random rage pms the instant i log on, man i can't tell you how many poor souls lives i must have tarnished from pixelly abusing them in guild wars. its great, totally selfish, but great. i just go on my merry way playing guild wars casually and BOOM! attack of the sensitive carebears. it's probably one of the things that draw me to this game. i am the god of rage, it's like that
i have a new ignore list of 10 people each day, get random rage pms the instant i log on, man i can't tell you how many poor souls lives i must have tarnished from pixelly abusing them in guild wars. its great, totally selfish, but great. i just go on my merry way playing guild wars casually and BOOM! attack of the sensitive carebears. it's probably one of the things that draw me to this game. i am the god of rage, it's like that
Primero Espada
I'd destroy the zaishen chest.
pumpkin pie
Release a spirit that emerge into all players' reality thru the monitor, and make them sing Girls just wanna have fun.
MMSDome
Use base defender skill and power myself to #1 in HB and never lose again.
remove palm strike from the game.
Remove the mesmer tengu in twin serpent lakes so i can farm gold armorz again!
remove palm strike from the game.
Remove the mesmer tengu in twin serpent lakes so i can farm gold armorz again!
the Puppeteer
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Remove all areas from the game except Random Arenas.
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Zodiac Meteor
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I would block portals and disable map travel from Kamadan AE1.
Then I would spawn 7631 Yerk Plopsquirts and 2398 Tenagg Flametrollers + one Oink (and make them hostile towards players at Kamadan). Then I would observe what happens. |
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lxl James lxl
making all your hardwork earning max titles to zero again. (the fun part is if some1 earn that R15 HA title. Muahhahahahahahaha)...robbing all ur gold, ectos, armbraces, rare minis and put it in my mule account...o wait...i dun need to rob cause I'm a god in one day >
mathiastemplar
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Remove all areas from the game except Random Arenas.
Have Fun |
I´d permakill some players and make it possible to wield weapons in town.
Create an instance dedicated to myself, and make more titles account based.
Also remove portals to towns - would be awesome to kill monsters in town^^
Etta
I'd make another expansion pack, a real one.
Pleikki
ID Remove PvE skills, Remove Heros, Remove Inscriptions, Minipets, Greens, Nightfall, Guild wars Eye of the north. and return old favor system
mm Gw would be way better place without those
mm Gw would be way better place without those
BenjZee
id be althazar so i can raid his valuable chests awww
then i would send armies to attack random people
then i would send armies to attack random people
Chocobo1
Make myself Shiro and go into Random Arenas.
Purge the nabs from this game. No more trying to run a trap ele, bow mesmer, firestorm necro etc and telling me its viable because it works in RA.
Design a training ground that players are forced to complete. It will give you a selection of skills to pick from to make a viable build for PvP. Certain skills will auto-ban you from PvP. Putting Mending on your bar bans your IP.
Buff Zunraa to level 30, give him AI that doesn't involve him charging into the nearest mob regardless of anything around him,
Remove /report. Useless function is useless.
Purge the nabs from this game. No more trying to run a trap ele, bow mesmer, firestorm necro etc and telling me its viable because it works in RA.
Design a training ground that players are forced to complete. It will give you a selection of skills to pick from to make a viable build for PvP. Certain skills will auto-ban you from PvP. Putting Mending on your bar bans your IP.
Buff Zunraa to level 30, give him AI that doesn't involve him charging into the nearest mob regardless of anything around him,
Remove /report. Useless function is useless.
dasmitchies
I would be grenth. Then i would Permakill all the qq folks who demand PVE nerfs when it has no effect on their personal playing experience. I would then demand all persons must engage in two hours of any form of pvp per month to keep their accounts active. Then i would force the designers of GW2 to release proof that it will be released. Finally I would spike ecto drops till they dropped to 2k ea and leave it there,
Frozy
Fix Survivor 
Alicendre
... Escorting Leah Stone for about an hour would be the first, mandatory quest on every campaign. She would stop everytime you get out of her aggro bubble and have this build :
[Obsidian Flesh] [Dolyak Signet] [Armor of Earth] [Winter's Embrace]
[Obsidian Flesh] [Dolyak Signet] [Armor of Earth] [Winter's Embrace]
IronSheik
Stop Guild Wars So No One Has to Play This Game Ever.
xDusT II
Delete the euro servers.
siadina
If i were a Guild Wars god for a day....
It would be 1 hp day
Every mob
1 hp
Go epic Vanq!
It would be 1 hp day
Every mob
1 hp
Go epic Vanq!
Arduin
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Originally Posted by siadina
If i were a Guild Wars god for a day....
It would be 1 hp day Every mob 1 hp Go epic Vanq! |
silavor
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...and give them all 5 pips of degen
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Koning
Delete Shadowform permanent.
Delete everything except GW:Prophecies
Delete everything except GW:Prophecies
Jumping Is Uselss
change all the /fame emotes to bambi regardless of rank, and stop the searing so i can forever frolic in a field full of red iris flowers...... jk I want to have the power to cause the searing again and again and again.
Shayne Hawke
Give BAMPH! to every Aloe Seed in Pre.
Sawamura
I'd ban all whiners, scammers, botters, rmt-traders and assholes.
I wonder who'd still be left in GW then ?
And I want world peace as well !
/sarcasm
I wonder who'd still be left in GW then ?
And I want world peace as well !
/sarcasm
sibelang
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And I want world peace as well ! /sarcasm |
no farm
no pvp
no whiner
no etc
just /hugs for a day
plz
/gheymodeon
is this peace?!
Dawn Angelheart
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Originally Posted by Pleikki
ID Remove PvE skills, Remove Heros, Remove Inscriptions, Minipets, Greens, Nightfall, Guild wars Eye of the north. and return old favor system
mm Gw would be way better place without those |
2005 ftw.
own age myname
Make everyone play old meta GvG (back when there was only Prophecies), now that was fun :P
Dre
prevent the searing from ever happening (pre-sear )
Aera Lure
I'd remove PvE skills, heroes, consumables, greens, inscriptions and return the old Favor system.
Rothan Celt
Id give everyone max pve titles sit back and laugh.
oh and create a kitty mini pet
Then i would kill all rangers by the name of Legolas
stupid mo fo's!
oh and create a kitty mini pet
Then i would kill all rangers by the name of Legolas
stupid mo fo's!
Neo Atomisk
[email protected], Don't forget all the assassins with uchiha or naruto in their name.
tbh first, I'd stop time, thus letting me be god forever.
1) destroy the french (not the half french though)
2) destoy the koreans, cuz they beat me at everything.
3) Kill Kormir
4) Make Melandru, Lyssa and Dwayna my slaves
5) Make Balthazar and Grenth my Bodyguards
6) Kill Saul D'allesio cuz he's noob
7) Raise Turai Ossa from the dead
8) Kill the Stone Summit, cuz they're like the Dwarf KKK
9) Charge My Layzorz
10) Make Carting less annoying
11) Make Vanqing less annoying
12) Play Daft Punk as the Default background music.
13) Send 10K+ Zkeys to my account
14) Add Israel as a region in Elona
15) Make Chuck Norris Govern Israel (Its like an unstoppable force + An immovable object).
16) Turn Golems into real boys
17) Make Armor Autoinfused
18) Make things more original (No more margonite/mursaat same models)
19) Make Abaddon talk.
20) Figure out who the "Mysterious Stranger" is.
21) Make a path between Ascalon and the Charr Homelands
22) Use up the unused 50% of the maps
23) Make Jora naked
24) Make a mudkip mini
25) Swallow my layzorz
tbh first, I'd stop time, thus letting me be god forever.
1) destroy the french (not the half french though)
2) destoy the koreans, cuz they beat me at everything.
3) Kill Kormir
4) Make Melandru, Lyssa and Dwayna my slaves
5) Make Balthazar and Grenth my Bodyguards
6) Kill Saul D'allesio cuz he's noob
7) Raise Turai Ossa from the dead
8) Kill the Stone Summit, cuz they're like the Dwarf KKK
9) Charge My Layzorz
10) Make Carting less annoying
11) Make Vanqing less annoying
12) Play Daft Punk as the Default background music.
13) Send 10K+ Zkeys to my account
14) Add Israel as a region in Elona
15) Make Chuck Norris Govern Israel (Its like an unstoppable force + An immovable object).
16) Turn Golems into real boys
17) Make Armor Autoinfused
18) Make things more original (No more margonite/mursaat same models)
19) Make Abaddon talk.
20) Figure out who the "Mysterious Stranger" is.
21) Make a path between Ascalon and the Charr Homelands
22) Use up the unused 50% of the maps
23) Make Jora naked
24) Make a mudkip mini
25) Swallow my layzorz
jiggles
give myself a r7 fully inscribable curses BDS