Confessions thread

savage vapor 33

savage vapor 33

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2006

Regems Basement

The Malevolent Wolfpack [tMw]

The 2nd day GW was up and running, i ended up going to the material trader to purchase 10 iron ingots, instead of paying 100g, it gave me 100g....

I ended up getting really rich... Karma came back though

glacialphoenix

glacialphoenix

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2008

Singapore

Royal Order of Flying Lemmings [ROFL]

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Qing Guang
Looks like my little theory about healers is true. See, it looks like Necros and Mezzes are into BDSM and stuff, but it's the healers you've really got to worry about... we're little dominatrices (or masters, for you gents). Ah, the joy of holding the ultimate bargaining chip in the group.
There has to be some compensation for dealing with these leeroys...

exploiter

exploiter

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2008

ign Punk Isnt Dead

R/

sitting with A/E in Umbral Grotto and laughing at all the VSF groups inviting me

Sword Hammer Axe

Sword Hammer Axe

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2008

Look up.

Kurzick Conflagration Unit [KCU].

W/

I've... killed... many monsters... all those poor digital foes who have suffered such a cruel fate.

I've also accepted 5 k for regular necro tome since he thought I was selling elite tome. When he PM'd me I felt bad so I gave him back 4.5 k and an apology.

Hengis

Hengis

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2006

London

Better Than Life (BTL)

R/

I feel like a bit of a saint compared to some of these replies!

I have never knowingly scammed anyone in almost four years of playing.

The one time someone gave me too much money in a trade I PMd him afterwards and gave him the money back!

The worst thing I can think of that I have done was causing a party wipe in UW.. I wasn't concentrating, just "c-spacing" the mobs with my ranger, and I caused a little too much agro LOL and I didn't own up.

LeoX

LeoX

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2005

United Kingdom

Guildless Since 2005???

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by savage vapor 33 View Post
The 2nd day GW was up and running, i ended up going to the material trader to purchase 10 iron ingots, instead of paying 100g, it gave me 100g....

I ended up getting really rich... Karma came back though
Hahaha nice! I'm interested to know how Karma caught back up ;D

sykoone

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

Mystical Chaos

E/

I singlehandedly destroyed my alliance of five months after a Thunderhead Keep run. This was shortly before Nightfall came out, and we were doing the run to map the upper area of the mission. Our warrior was an idiot with three superior runes and uninfused armor, and I was monking. I kept him running, while raging over Teamspeak and in alliance chat at the moron. As we finished up the mission, everyone said "Don't talk to the king" several times. Seven of us went to map, one stayed behind. Take a guess..... I didn't stop screaming at him until he logged out. Next day, we were a one guild alliance. I haven't played monk for a group since.

BadgerznPie

BadgerznPie

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2008

Mo/

I'll admit it. I've been huffing piles of glittering dust since the beginning of Guild Wars. It's so bad these days, I'm going through a stack a day.

But yeah. I failed a group in UW that was almost done. I didn't mean to fail us really, but I didn't really care a bit when we failed. I haven't really done much else

own age myname

own age myname

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2007

Minnesota

[TAS]

R/

I don't think I've ever done anything really bad. Atleast not in Guild Wars, some other MMOs though.

I only feel bad for taking an almost perfect r8 Crenellated Sword for a crappy gold weapon. Me being stupid, customized it though :/.

In other MMOs I've hacked some of my friends accounts and scammed some random noobs. But I was stupid back then...

dansamy

Chasing Dragons

Join Date: May 2005

Lost in La-La Land

LFGuild

Mo/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Qing Guang View Post
Looks like my little theory about healers is true. See, it looks like Necros and Mezzes are into BDSM and stuff, but it's the healers you've really got to worry about... we're little dominatrices (or masters, for you gents). Ah, the joy of holding the ultimate bargaining chip in the group.
Yup. I used to keep a "Do Not Heal" list. To be completely fair, you had to deserve being leashed before I would leash with UA. And you didn't get increased DP if you went off Leeroying and I canceled it.

Callista Aurelia

Callista Aurelia

Academy Page

Join Date: Feb 2006

Bay Area, CA

Kitchen Pirates [CKIE]

E/

To the 7 other pugs in my group on my very first trip to the underworld 3.5 years ago:

Remember how it was going so well, until we got to the chamber and some noob took Unwanted Guests and ruined it? And then one guy raged, so we figured it must have been him?

Yeah, it wasn't him, it was me. Sorry about that. . .

Cherng Butter

Cherng Butter

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2006

Maryland

The Mirror Of Reason [SNOW]

E/Mo

I oftentimes ask people if they would like to tag along with my discord way H+H team for missions, and drop them immediately if I don't like their build without a word. I also sold 44 ecto for 200k, and then 10 seconds later bought 48 ecto for 200k...

Slabby

Slabby

Forge Runner

Join Date: Feb 2006

Belgium

[SCAR]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Callista Aurelia View Post
To the 7 other pugs in my group on my very first trip to the underworld 3.5 years ago:

Remember how it was going so well, until we got to the chamber and some noob took Unwanted Guests and ruined it? And then one guy raged, so we figured it must have been him?

Yeah, it wasn't him, it was me. Sorry about that. . .
Haha, that's exactly what I've done about a year ago.

Pistachio

Pistachio

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jan 2006

W/R

Quote:
Originally Posted by HollaBigj View Post
I played guild wars while I'm naked.
Second.
______

MMSDome

MMSDome

Raged Out

Join Date: Sep 2005

I have a bad temper and am prone to flaming people IG whether I win or lose in HB.

Red Sonya

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2005

Sold 10 ambers for 100k

Charging 2k on Mondays for the Travelers resources needed to get his gifts. Have made 200k a week in last two weeks just doing this farming.

jiggles

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2007

N/

I once accepted a PUG into a group with me and two guildies(going to UW) after repeatedly denying him, only to tell him 'We dont want you in our group, fcuk off' (not spelt wrong). I couldnt stop laughing.

I'm also prone to screaming really loud at bad players wether im on vent or not. And i will ping the shit out of you and repeatedly spam 'noob' if i feel what you did was wrong.

I also was getting a droks run 4 years ago, and throughout the run i added everyone to my ignore list then at droks left without paying. Sorry about that :/.

Also if you beat me in any form of pvp and im in a bad mood, i'm kind of prone to shouting at you in all caps. :3

Zinger314

Zinger314

Debbie Downer

Join Date: May 2006

N/Me

I am a troll.

talon994

talon994

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2009

Ontario,Canada

聖光麒麟

W/

i go to ascalon at 3 am and sell collector weapons for outrageous amounts of gold

last night i made a killer profit..137g

englitdaudelin

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2006

East Coast

Soldier's Union [SU]

N/Me

Went to AB with a ridiculous Rit/A build that I didn't ping before we started:

Grasping was Kuorong (knockdown+damage)
Falling Spider
Ancestor's Rage
Some other damage nonsense.

It was a silly KD-spike-KD chain that I had some fun with.

The guy I was grouped with told me to uninstall the game as soon as I had the chance. I thanked him for his advice.

Then I switched over to my mesmer, who has a very different name, put on a VoR build with some necro stuff, and found the same guy in AB, looking for peeps. Joined up.

He complimented me on my gameplay.

I asked him about that screwed-up rit he'd played with a few minutes ago. He had some unkind words. Then I told him that was me.

He still suggested I uninstall.

Nighthawk2dr

Nighthawk2dr

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2007

Hey Look At My Hardcore Tatoo [MOM]

P/W

Once I was questing around factions and killed a boss, and he dropped some green daggers (don't remember what skin, but they weren't that desirable) So I see in Kaineng wanting to buy those daggers, so I throw them in trade. He asks me how much, and I have no idea, so he throws in some cash, some random golds, and...a Req 10 Chaos Axe. 20/20, 15^50, +30, everything! This was pre-Nightfall, and chaos axes were actually worth something. I accepted it. He didn't seem to care.

Latham

Latham

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2008

[DL]

Mo/

I used to DC after runs I couldn't be bothered paying for, mostly for slow/bad performance/ terrible attitude. It still makes me feel BAD

Tullzinski

Tullzinski

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Mar 2006

Trying to stay out of Ryuk's Death Note

N/R

Spinning up the 2012 apocalypse people in LA. Warp in get them started the leave come back later they are still going.

Regina Buenaobra

Regina Buenaobra

ArenaNet

Join Date: Apr 2008

Me/

I don't have anything particularly scandalous to add. :P I think the worst thing I've ever done was leave bad PUGs after a few attempts at a Mission.

vandevere

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2007

The Great State of Denial

W/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Regina Buenaobra View Post
I don't have anything particularly scandalous to add. :P I think the worst thing I've ever done was leave bad PUGs after a few attempts at a Mission.
Can't really blame you for that...

I've never left anything mid-mission. But, if things get too depressing, after a few wipes, I will politely leave the group when we get back to the outpost...

Carboplatin

Carboplatin

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

[PIG]

W/A

I was in a match and this monk was running and crying for mercy.. I ignored him, hit bull strike and killed him. His death cry haunts my dreams every night.

phan

phan

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2006

phantasmagoria

Quote:
Originally Posted by Regina Buenaobra View Post
I don't have anything particularly scandalous to add. :P I think the worst thing I've ever done was leave bad PUGs after a few attempts at a Mission.
badass . plain badass .

Scammed some people .
Tricked some people .
Acted like a total idiot .
Even killed some shiat in gw .

Earth

Earth

Always Outnumbered

Join Date: Jul 2006

I have never paid for any run, ever.

Also I like to trash talk in AB and JQ and stuff like that.

And I like to make people rage by running the shittiest builds ever.

I guess some people will hate me now

zelgadissan

zelgadissan

Forge Runner

Join Date: Feb 2008

The Warrior Priests [WP]

Me/Rt

Quote:
Originally Posted by Earth View Post
And I like to make people rage by running the shittiest builds ever.
When I'm bored, I like to join mission PUG's with my monk as a Mo/W and never ping the build - if people ask I just tell them I have a couple defensive stances.

Then about halfway through the mission, everybody gets to see when I ping "I'm using Decapitate on Afflicted Ritualist!" with my 15/-1 offhand Half the time people laugh, half the time they /ragequit, and both are very desirable outcomes for me.

poasiods

poasiods

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2008

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by R Langdon View Post
I was in a match and this monk was running and crying for mercy.. I ignored him, hit bull strike and killed him. His death cry haunts my dreams every night.
You bastard!

Once, I was really bored in AB, so I took my ranger with skills like as Muddy Terrain, Edge of Extinction, Quickening Zephyr, and Famine and spammed it all over. Got reported as a leecher by about 8 different people... Yes, I reported them back via Anet support.

I did Vizunah Square few days ago and realized the hench team tend to enjoy standing in the Ray of Judgment and melting. I PuGed Tahnnakai temple with 6 other people and noticed that they also enjoy bathing in RoJ's or any AoEOT spells casted by the temple guardians. This one spirit spamming rit got that circling flame (breath of fire?) move on him everytime we met temple guardians (about 2-3 guardians would cast on him at the same time), and he would just sit there wanding at them. One Shield of Absorption would always save him, but several times, I refused to use it and prevented my healer monk from doing so as well. So yeah, I just got annoyed at people who refused to move two inches when they were sitting in middle of ion cannon or other stuff.

Oh, I've also pulled one of those things, where you whisper someone an insulting comment in a derogatory manner with immature wording just to egg them on. (i.e. syncers I just lost to in RA who /ranked: "lol, you get raped daily at HA so you have to sync at RA to get any balth facitons. lol retards. lol so sad.) Of course, I enter DnD mode right after.

One time, at a rollerbettle race, I made sure the guy in the last place would have absolutely no chance at moving up by messing him up after about three other people have as well. He got infuriated and continuously whispered me for next ten minutes (something about incest?). It was the first time I've faced the wrath of... whatever you call it. somethingrage. I put him on my ignore list, but once in awhile, I remove him, whisper something like "haha, how sad," and put him back on it.

Wish Swiftdeath

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Feb 2007

Mo/W

Yeah I remember I had an all out feud with some luxon warrior. He missed every bulls (I just stopped everytime he caught up with me) and couldn't kill me or my team for about 5-6 minutes. Eventually after i got cripshotted and our team got wiped by a mob he went over and ranked me with his phoenix.

Iway makes me sad.

fishy go moo

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2007

Mo/E

I don't think anything can compare with this.
I started a z key open party thing and after that we just messed around on the dummies, well this one ele was standing by the two areas of dummies, and i decided I would shoot the catapult at her for a joke. So I was like "INCOMINGGGGGGG" and then she got blown to pieces (not really) then she got realllly pissed because she was going for the survivor title and wasn't that far off from the max title. Sux 2 be her :/

EDIT: I joined a guild with lots of people, asked to be an officer, someone let me be one for some reason. Then when all the officers and the guild leader logged off, I kicked everyone :/ I don't know why I did it actually. I still get random PM's from people going (keep in mind this was 2 years ago) "wow are you that faggot who kicked everyone from the guild"

genofreek

genofreek

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

USA

Jenova's Apocolyptic Remains [JAR]

D/

95% of the time I'm a good player. I pull my weight in groups, I'm open to build suggestions and new strategies, I help lower levels through early missions, I answer questions honestly, I never scam, and I pass my greens and extras on to newbs and guildies. However, when you are blatantly stupid and I've had enough, I'll make you want to uninstall. I think I made an ele cry during Ruins of Surmia when I straight up said "don't aggro the bonus charr" and his brilliant reply was "Why? We can take 'em!" He was right, they were dead in seconds. The aftermath was more explosive than the Searing. He logged right off.

I boot uppity survivor wannabes out of my groups. I have a survivor who's getting close to max (I refuse to dwarf it), and I've asked guildies for help with certain things I'm not sure I can do alone. But if someone comes up and lets me know that he plans to map out if he takes any damage, they're out. No questions asked. Grind your title on your own time or pay me for the run.

Quote:
Originally Posted by exploiter View Post
sitting with A/E in Umbral Grotto and laughing at all the VSF groups inviting me
I love to do this. I also take my monk to the latest Zaishen mission hotspot and just watch invites roll in.

Once I was in an eotn dungeon group with a couple of idiots -- a sin that assumed Shadow Form = invincibility forever and wasn't set up properly at all, a sin who might have been good but we'll never know because he was watching TV, and your typical wammo nutjob. I was playing resto rit and got sick of the whole group pretty quickly and I'm not proud of how nasty I got when I realized we couldn't make it. The SF was kinda dumb and didn't seem to realize I was making fun of his build, so I just started talking all this horrible crap about the wammo to his face. Telling him his aggro talent was making Rurik jealous and mocking his Mending, because of course he had Mending. We ended up losing because the SF had 60 DP, we couldn't find the other sin, and the wammo was getting furious and dragging all these mobs to us.

I quit a run once. It was a fun group except for the runner himself, who had a horrible attitude and was completely arrogant even though he died every other battle and yelled at us for inconsequential things. His English was terrible and I didn't understand something he was trying to get me to do, and he went OFF. I did thing his way, went all the way to the end, collected my drops, waved, and mapped out.

Banana Pie

Banana Pie

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2007

W/

lol, I guess is kinda normal, I like to troll in JQ and AD RA

Yeah also when i monk, sometimes let sins die, bcos i hate when they think sins can tank and take a shitload of dmg and im not wasting my energy on them =_=

Also sometimes, when im in a PuG i dont like or they kinda try to force you to Skip Cinematics, I dont Skip them specially if they are really long, then i rejoice when they rage "OMG I SAID SKIPPPPP!!!!!" >:3

And 1 time time I was playing my warr and the stupid monks keep telling me to pull even if there was just 1 or 2 enemies left in a very unpolite way in Tahnnakai Temple, then when we were close to the end of the mission and run and aggro the whole room and make togo get killed, and then I start blaming the monks for not been capable of keep togo alive, muahahahaha.

And sometimes when Im monking in RA I behave like A-hole to ppl with terriblebad builds or that overextend.

Quote:
Originally Posted by exploiter View Post
sitting with A/E in Umbral Grotto and laughing at all the VSF groups inviting me
lol yeah I have done that too with my sin but sometimes i accept the invite and i say "hi" in team chat then immediatly leave the team, then re join and doing it till they rage and stop inviting and sometimes Im in my para i start spamming Im a Perma and i get like 1231231233 invites in 10 sec then all realize im a para, then I lold xD

Cursed One

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2008

E/Mo

once I was feeling very angry and went to a small cave outside of a city and found a mother with many children. I slaughtered them all.....

besides that i have not really done anything bad, maybe overcharged on a few things, such as minis, once got an ecto for a ded aatxe

dansamy

Chasing Dragons

Join Date: May 2005

Lost in La-La Land

LFGuild

Mo/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Regina Buenaobra View Post
I don't have anything particularly scandalous to add. :P I think the worst thing I've ever done was leave bad PUGs after a few attempts at a Mission.
I've raged so hard on Vent a few times, I'm sure I've made those of lesser constitutions cry.

PuGs? I'll just /ragequit in the middle of the mish. And I learned my lesson.....never, ever take PvP'ers to elite missions. Bunch of leeroying dipwads.

Arkantos

Arkantos

The Greatest

Join Date: Feb 2006

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by dansamy View Post
I've raged so hard on Vent a few times, I'm sure I've made those of lesser constitutions cry.

PuGs? I'll just /ragequit in the middle of the mish. And I learned my lesson.....never, ever take PvP'ers to elite missions. Bunch of leeroying dipwads.
Really? I used to do elite missions with top PvP players, and they were certainly better than most 'amazing' PvE players I've played with.

dansamy

Chasing Dragons

Join Date: May 2005

Lost in La-La Land

LFGuild

Mo/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkantos View Post
Really? I used to do elite missions with top PvP players, and they were certainly better than most 'amazing' PvE players I've played with.

Let's see, I've done them with pRp and iQ guys (Urgoz/Deep). I've done FoW with Moa Birds. And they all have one thing in common: leeroying. Drove me bonkers.

Arkantos

Arkantos

The Greatest

Join Date: Feb 2006

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by dansamy View Post
Let's see, I've done them with pRp and iQ guys (Urgoz/Deep). I've done FoW with Moa Birds. And they all have one thing in common: leeroying. Drove me bonkers.
Funny, I've played with some iQ players and I can't recall any of them leeroying or doing anything stupid. Maybe they did, but they never died because of it.

dansamy

Chasing Dragons

Join Date: May 2005

Lost in La-La Land

LFGuild

Mo/Me

It just drives me nuts to have somebody run off, even if they're not in danger of death. I'm monkish like that. Overprotective mother-hen.

(Or maybe it's just the dominatrix in me....)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Qing Guang View Post
Looks like my little theory about healers is true. See, it looks like Necros and Mezzes are into BDSM and stuff, but it's the healers you've really got to worry about... we're little dominatrices (or masters, for you gents). Ah, the joy of holding the ultimate bargaining chip in the group.