How many forum members does it take to answer "OMG how 2 maek golds faster?"

Taken from our Off Topic post How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb? -

The GWG version.

How many forum members does it take to answer the "OMG how 2 maek golds faster?" question.

1 to answer the question.

14 to share similar experiences of how they made enough for their first FoW set.

7 to caution about the dangers of too much farming.

1 to move from Riverside to the Farming section.

2 to argue then move it back to Riverside so more people will respond.

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about farming rAptOrzzz.

5 to flame the spell checkers.

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames.

6 to argue over whether it's farming or just playing ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 posts from xRustyx claiming you're all a bunch of fags that can't make leet golds and need to kill yourself.

15 know-it-alls who claim they farmed their FoW sets in a day and mostly agree with xRustyx.

19 to post that this game is not about farming and that farmers are destroying the original spirit of the game.

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use farming and RPer's are idiots.

36 to debate which method of farming is superior and which builds/professions are better suited.

7 to post URL's where one can find farming builds on PvXwiki.

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes farming better.

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too," scattered between debates between Dreamwind and BryantAgain, in which they largely ignore anyone else posting in the thread.

5 to post in the thread stating they hate everyone for flaming them and that they aren't going to post anymore even though they will.

4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "Use wiki/search noob."

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

Kat you forgot...

23 to post a selection of LOLcat images.

1 mod to say "pointless thread >.>" close the thread and ruin the fun for everyone >.> xP

and the other 27 members who have to argue over whether keg farming or raptors drop more golds

and 10 more people to say how CoP ruined farming for them

Y'all forgot the 2 million + PvE's petitioning for:

+2 exp each time you change the bulb
requests for dyeable rare bulbs that can be inscribed
a title for most bulbs changed
somewhere to store unlocked bulbs in their HoM
an extra pane in the |Xunlai storage for their stacks of bulbs
a collector for bulbs.

yep. PvEers are nutcases :P

Kat wins.

WINS!!!!!

I took advantage of my leet admin powers to move this to Riverside. It was priceless.

2 to have an epic and endless quote war (sup DW!!!)

Forgot those saying how ANet RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOed them by nerfing ursan.

Fixed. They usually blame "elitist" PvP players who "refuse to adapt" while ignoring the hypocrisy of their statement.

Qatar, you also forgot the several hundred uninformed PvErs who feel they have earned the right to comment on how rubbish the balance updates are for PvP balance.

Fck you. Shadow form needs a buff and PvP'rs need to lrn2counter. Stupid scrubs.

PLEASE HO BACK YOSELF OFF.

Also, I just got off a ban from circumventing the swear filter too!

You forgot:

1 to lock the thread and delete the replies in a half-decent thread.

Just imagine how much time you could have saved if you simply deleted the 'how to make golds faster' threads.

Still, the breakdown made me chuckle.

1 to say that golds can't beat max inscr. purples.

+1, In b4 close.

No thread can be complete without at least one of those.

Lol. I wondered who split this off and moved it. You're welcome Inde. It was a nice diversion from work this morning.

22 to "+1, 12 chars."


This made my evening.

PVErs only normally complain about farming and other skill nerfs when Anet completely obliterate any usefulness from the skill.

We dont all rely on PVE only skills you know.

Zahr to occasionally post a tangentially related image.

Lol this reminded me last Christmas(i think) when literally everyone was crying for a greater polar bear drop rate.(I want the money![from the bear], in other words)




Lol