Taken from our Off Topic post How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb? -
The GWG version.
How many forum members does it take to answer the "OMG how 2 maek golds faster?" question.
1 to answer the question.
14 to share similar experiences of how they made enough for their first FoW set.
7 to caution about the dangers of too much farming.
1 to move from Riverside to the Farming section.
2 to argue then move it back to Riverside so more people will respond.
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about farming rAptOrzzz.
5 to flame the spell checkers.
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames.
6 to argue over whether it's farming or just playing ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 posts from xRustyx claiming you're all a bunch of fags that can't make leet golds and need to kill yourself.
15 know-it-alls who claim they farmed their FoW sets in a day and mostly agree with xRustyx.
19 to post that this game is not about farming and that farmers are destroying the original spirit of the game.
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use farming and RPer's are idiots.
36 to debate which method of farming is superior and which builds/professions are better suited.
7 to post URL's where one can find farming builds on PvXwiki.
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes farming better.
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too," scattered between debates between Dreamwind and BryantAgain, in which they largely ignore anyone else posting in the thread.
5 to post in the thread stating they hate everyone for flaming them and that they aren't going to post anymore even though they will.
4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "Use wiki/search noob."
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
How many forum members does it take to answer "OMG how 2 maek golds faster?"
Kattar
Cebe
Kat you forgot...
23 to post a selection of LOLcat images.
23 to post a selection of LOLcat images.
KoKoS
1 mod to say "pointless thread >.>" close the thread and ruin the fun for everyone >.> xP
Hanging Man
and the other 27 members who have to argue over whether keg farming or raptors drop more golds
and 10 more people to say how CoP ruined farming for them
and 10 more people to say how CoP ruined farming for them
Divinitys Creature
Y'all forgot the 2 million + PvE's petitioning for:
+2 exp each time you change the bulb
requests for dyeable rare bulbs that can be inscribed
a title for most bulbs changed
somewhere to store unlocked bulbs in their HoM
an extra pane in the |Xunlai storage for their stacks of bulbs
a collector for bulbs.
yep. PvEers are nutcases :P
+2 exp each time you change the bulb
requests for dyeable rare bulbs that can be inscribed
a title for most bulbs changed
somewhere to store unlocked bulbs in their HoM
an extra pane in the |Xunlai storage for their stacks of bulbs
a collector for bulbs.
yep. PvEers are nutcases :P
Inde
Kat wins.
WINS!!!!!
I took advantage of my leet admin powers to move this to Riverside. It was priceless.
WINS!!!!!
I took advantage of my leet admin powers to move this to Riverside. It was priceless.
Bryant Again
2 to have an epic and endless quote war (sup DW!!!)
Kerwyn Nasilan
Forgot those saying how ANet RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOed them by nerfing ursan.
MisterB
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Forgot those saying how ANet RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOed them by nerfing [Insert farming skill here].
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fenix
Qatar, you also forgot the several hundred uninformed PvErs who feel they have earned the right to comment on how rubbish the balance updates are for PvP balance.
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[DE]
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Qatar, you also forgot the several hundred uninformed PvErs who feel they have earned the right to comment on how rubbish the balance updates are for PvP balance.
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Snow Bunny
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Fck you. Shadow form needs a buff and PvP'rs need to lrn2counter. Stupid scrubs.
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Also, I just got off a ban from circumventing the swear filter too!
You forgot:
1 to lock the thread and delete the replies in a half-decent thread.
Esprit
Just imagine how much time you could have saved if you simply deleted the 'how to make golds faster' threads.
Still, the breakdown made me chuckle.
Still, the breakdown made me chuckle.
Gun Pierson
1 to say that golds can't beat max inscr. purples.
xarchitect
+1, In b4 close.
No thread can be complete without at least one of those.
No thread can be complete without at least one of those.
Kattar
Lol. I wondered who split this off and moved it. You're welcome Inde. It was a nice diversion from work this morning.
englitdaudelin
22 to "+1, 12 chars."
This made my evening.
This made my evening.
bhavv
PVErs only normally complain about farming and other skill nerfs when Anet completely obliterate any usefulness from the skill.
We dont all rely on PVE only skills you know.
We dont all rely on PVE only skills you know.
Zahr Dalsk
Zahr to occasionally post a tangentially related image.
AKB48
Fril Estelin
You forgot the all importants:
1 from an Anet CM to mention the latest statistics in bot bannning
35 to comment on how broken Anet support is
20 to digress on the GW business model
5 to explain how WoW is different from GW
1 from an Anet CM to mention the latest statistics in bot bannning
35 to comment on how broken Anet support is
20 to digress on the GW business model
5 to explain how WoW is different from GW
Zahr Dalsk
1 Gaile/Regina/their latest weatherlady to make a post after several pages containing some info from ArenaNet.
10 people to show up with information indisputably proving this info from ArenaNet to be blatantly false.
23 people to complain about the ArenaNet representative.
5 people to defend the ArenaNet representative.
10 people to show up with information indisputably proving this info from ArenaNet to be blatantly false.
23 people to complain about the ArenaNet representative.
5 people to defend the ArenaNet representative.
The Scorpion Knight
Gave me a laugh lol.
Amnel Ithtirsol
+ a couple of
"epic thread is epic"
...like this one!
"epic thread is epic"
...like this one!
Puddin Cheeks
You forgot to put:
5 to complain that inscriptions and zchest killed their farming moneyz.
85 to argue about how they think zchest puts money into the gaming ruining the economiez.
1 to reply logically and explain thoroughly the mechanics of what zchest does by spreading the wealth. Only to get skipped by +1 posts and 12chars
5 to complain that inscriptions and zchest killed their farming moneyz.
85 to argue about how they think zchest puts money into the gaming ruining the economiez.
1 to reply logically and explain thoroughly the mechanics of what zchest does by spreading the wealth. Only to get skipped by +1 posts and 12chars
Helix Dreadlock
don't forget 30 to troll
Rocky Raccoon
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Lol. I wondered who split this off and moved it. You're welcome Inde. It was a nice diversion from work this morning.
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Wyndy
Don't forget the posts completely unrelated to the topic whining about no GW2 news.....
Ghost Omel
Ooh Ooh...How PvE ruined Guild Wars dont forget those -_-
Targren
17 to complain about Shadow Form
26 to complain about farming breaking the in-game "economy"
3 to point out that you can't use modern economic logic without scarcity
12 on autopilot who post /notsigned in the wrong thread
5 to start a post with "I don't even play anymore, but when I did..." and proceed to rant about something that stopped being an issue for everyone else two years ago
26 to complain about farming breaking the in-game "economy"
3 to point out that you can't use modern economic logic without scarcity
12 on autopilot who post /notsigned in the wrong thread
5 to start a post with "I don't even play anymore, but when I did..." and proceed to rant about something that stopped being an issue for everyone else two years ago
Big_Daddy
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Kat you forgot...
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Ariena Najea
Guild Wars 2 is clearly Vaporware.
The art, the wiki, and all they people they are paying to work on it are all a lie.
The art, the wiki, and all they people they are paying to work on it are all a lie.
rick1027
33 for those who keep answering the same question over and over
Snograt
33 for those who keep answering the same question over and over
Vaal 84
@ kat.. Best post I've ever read. I'm sat at my desk at work pissing myself.
Well done
Well done
byteme!
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33 for those who keep answering the same question over and over
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Fril Estelin
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Originally Posted by byteme!
34 for those who keep answering the same question over and over
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byteme!
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Originally Posted by Fril Estelin
3 people for asking "what question?"
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Fril Estelin
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Originally Posted by byteme!
4 to tell you to USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION and find out for yourself cuz ain't nobody here gonna help you.
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Inde to make a smart-witty comment supposed to put the discussion back on topic, but ignored by most...
Rocky Raccoon
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I completely forgot the most obvious one, yet the one people may not pay attention to:
Inde to make a smart-witty comment supposed to put the discussion back on topic, but ignored by most... |