Well Done Guru

Lucci Nine

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Feb 2008

Can I just say that I look forward to this site's April Fool's almost as much as Guild Wars. Last year with the avatars was fantastic. I remember hearing about the year everyone showed up as banned on the site and the initial outrage and lulz that happened. Changing the forum names to what they actually represented such as Riverside Inn to QQ Inn. Pretty sure I forgot some.

Good job on this one as well. Had me going for just a split moment as I started reading. Nice parody on all the microtransactions that are happening with games out there. Bravo.

Sjeng

Sjeng

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2005

in my GH

Limburgse Jagers [LJ]

W/

yeah, pretty obvious one though, but fun I guess... Liked the avatars better though
BASIC MEMBER :P

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Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2008

Rubbing Potassium on water fountains.

LF guild that teaches MTSC (did it long ago before gw2 came out and I quit...but I barely remember)

N/A

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Originally Posted by Lucci Nine View Post
Good job on this one as well. Had me going for just a split moment as I started reading. Nice parody on all the microtransactions that are happening with games out there. Bravo.
You mean I shouldn't have given inde my credit card number and social security number? thank goodness I bought them from one of those spammers awhile back anyways...

Edit: all you basic users are nubs gtfo

-Makai-

-Makai-

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2007

WA

DH

Rt/

Completely agreed. Hope my next three free posts will be worth it.

Ariena Najea

Ariena Najea

Silence and Motion

Join Date: Jul 2006

Buffalo NY

New Horizon [NH]

This is bad, the new 'Get Out of Ban' gold cards at their current pricing of $19.99 undercut my business of selling un-bans at $39.99...

You do realize this is serious right?

Jk)Phoenix

Jk)Phoenix

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2006

Pizza's Town

I've Quit GW ^^

E/

have to say, i forget today was 1st of april... i got scared!

Arduin

Arduin

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

The Netherlands

Limburgse Jagers [LJ]

R/

Haha good one! You got me thoroughly puzzled for a good 10 seconds

Quote:
Exclusive Limited Time Offer: Unlock and upgrade our entire forum by purchasing our Lifetime Subscription for the low price of only $199.95!
There better be glowy hands with this!

<--- basic member haha

Chocobo1

Chocobo1

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2007

New Zealand

CoA

N/

Lovin it


10 <3's.

upier

upier

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

Done.

[JUNK]

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Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2008

Rubbing Potassium on water fountains.

LF guild that teaches MTSC (did it long ago before gw2 came out and I quit...but I barely remember)

N/A

Quote:
Originally Posted by upier View Post
*awaits patiently the revocation of Guru's Elite Fan Site status*
HAH you basic member...

Holy Warblade

Holy Warblade

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2006

W/

have to admit, I went WTF for the first few seconds there. good one.

Devil Luca

Devil Luca

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2008

GMT +1

Devil Luca

E/P

me too at start i say Wtf!!!

Bryant Again

Bryant Again

Hall Hero

Join Date: Feb 2006

Epic victory, Guru : )

HuntMaster Avatar

HuntMaster Avatar

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2007

Around

Pillar's of Earth [ROCK]

W/

Love it. Great job! You had me going until I remembered what today was!
Also, the disclaimer is truly rofl.

Moonstalker

Moonstalker

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2007

Club Of A Thousand Pandas [LOD???]

Mo/

Out of all of that, I think I like the disclaimer at the bottom the most

Galen Ubal

Galen Ubal

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Dec 2005

Harcourt, Victoria, Australia

Omniverse Wanderers

N/R

Annoying, and not very clever.

Lord Sojar

Lord Sojar

The Fallen One

Join Date: Dec 2005

Oblivion

Irrelevant

Mo/Me

5 posts?!? Riverside will be so much more peaceful!

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Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2008

Rubbing Potassium on water fountains.

LF guild that teaches MTSC (did it long ago before gw2 came out and I quit...but I barely remember)

N/A

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rahja the Thief View Post
5 posts?!? Riverside will be so much more peaceful!
Nah people like me aren't deterred by silly things like that... *goes and makes 50000000 accounts*

dr love

dr love

...is in denial

Join Date: Sep 2006

Hyperion

starcraft 2

P/Me

wtb drunk inde $5.99

system.fan

system.fan

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Aug 2008

"???oo ???ugs ???lan [?????????]" | Retired in "Teh Academy [PhD]"

Mo/A

lmao
that's a good one guru

Gun Pierson

Gun Pierson

Forge Runner

Join Date: Feb 2006

Belgium

PIMP

Mo/

You got me there for a minute

Gratz Guru

??iljo

??iljo

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2006

N/

So,where do i pay?;P

tasha

tasha

Auctions Mod

Join Date: Jan 2006

UK

Mystic Spiral [MYST]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Šiljo View Post
So,where do i pay?;P
PM me for bank info :P

keithmcm

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2007

Lanham, MD USA

one

E/Mo

actually it was totally believable to me. i've been a member of sites which went from free to pay structures no more silly than that one. past tense used intentionally. and i love a joke as well as or better than the next guy. that leaves me with 4 posts for flame wars.

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Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2008

Rubbing Potassium on water fountains.

LF guild that teaches MTSC (did it long ago before gw2 came out and I quit...but I barely remember)

N/A

Quote:
Originally Posted by tasha View Post
PM me for bank info :P
I should owe 1.50 after this post :P

vader

vader

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

P/W

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucci Nine View Post
Can I just say that I look forward to this site's April Fool's almost as much as Guild Wars. Last year with the avatars was fantastic. I remember hearing about the year everyone showed up as banned on the site and the initial outrage and lulz that happened. Changing the forum names to what they actually represented such as Riverside Inn to QQ Inn. Pretty sure I forgot some.

Good job on this one as well. Had me going for just a split moment as I started reading. Nice parody on all the microtransactions that are happening with games out there. Bravo.
Good job? Not really. April Fool's jokes are supposed to be somewhat believable. The first line of the notice gives it away. This would have been a nice joke post but its not a real good April Fool's joke.

Terrible Surgeon

Terrible Surgeon

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2009

hopper

A/

Vip is steep!!! D:<

Targren

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2007

Primeval Warlords[wuw]

R/

3/10 for believability, but 10/10 for clever use of tradition to make social commentary

This one is still a win.

Terrible Surgeon

Terrible Surgeon

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2009

hopper

A/

Quote:
Originally Posted by vader View Post
Good job? Not really. April Fool's jokes are supposed to be somewhat believable. The first line of the notice gives it away. This would have been a nice joke post but its not a real good April Fool's joke.
Wasting a free post on a troll?!?!

Yol

Yol

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2007

GameAmp Guides [AMP]

E/

Very funny, but no parody of the blatant abuse of exchange rates for ripping-off non-american customers?

JR

JR

Re:tired

Join Date: Nov 2005

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Yol View Post
Very funny, but no parody of the blatant abuse of exchange rates for ripping-off non-american customers?
For legal reasons the account upgrades can only be made available to US members. Members from other parts of the world will just have to deal with a basic account.

Aussie Boy

Aussie Boy

Alcoholic

Join Date: Mar 2007

Australia

W/

lol great job
"' Direct Admin access - get the Cellphone number of one of our admins! - $9.99/month""
Too late I already got inde's from someone on ebay for $5 I just had to give them my
Name Birth date address and all bank account details plus the passwords to a guy in Nigeria.
Can't wait till i get inde's number.

AmbientMelody

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2009

Poland

N/A

GURU, try harder next time

Idea was good, but you have went over the board with prices and post limits.

Life-time membership of 29,95 and 0.05 per cost with 25 post limit a day would be much more believable, and there are other examples to that.

I guess you didn't want to moderate the forums too much and hand out bans to people didn't didn't get the joke, but I admit - it was actually shocking, the first time I started reading it. It reminded me how I felt when Anet introduced the gay microtransactions on wider scale. Somehow unlock packs didn't bother me at all.

Kumu Honua

Kumu Honua

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2008

I would have liked it better if it had a second screen before you were able to post where you were brought to a "Checkout" type of screen with the price of your "Purchase" =p

Tomm

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2008

W/R

He, he!

This just made my day.

Yol

Yol

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2007

GameAmp Guides [AMP]

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by JR View Post
For legal reasons the account upgrades can only be made available to US members. Members from other parts of the world will just have to deal with a basic account.
Drat.....and I was just about to sell the family silver on eBid for this...

Thanks for clearing this up JR!

VOTD

VOTD

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2006

lol was sure it was true, just rememberd it was the 1/4

DJCoastal

DJCoastal

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2005

Vancouver, BC, Canada

Mo/

I wanna sign up and get this!

Direct Admin access - get the Cellphone number of one of our admins! - $9.99/month

Iuris

Iuris

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2006

Crazy ducks from the Forest

W/

Good job, people, this sure will improve my day

Nilator

Nilator

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

Mo/

Admittedly, I didn't get it at first.