Well Done Guru

Darcy

Darcy

Never Too Old

Join Date: Jul 2006

Rhode Island where there are no GW contests

Order of First

W/R

Great Job!! The initial shock got my heart pumping -- then made me remember it was April Fool's Day. I'm now sitting here (on a break from working on removing water from the basement) with a smile on my face. Thanks for the fun, Guru.

(After posting) And I am glad to see that my expenditure this week to renew my Elite Guru Membership was taken into account and my Basic Membership status was upgraded accordingly.

Killed u man

Forge Runner

Join Date: Feb 2006

Damn, I logged in on guru I was like, fuuuuuuuuuuu.

Then I realized it was 1st of April. This is, by far, the best GW related april's fools joke I had to sit through. Well done!

Garreth MacLeod

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2005

I got a laugh out of this. The disclaimer may have been the best part. Sounds like a few of those medication commercials that go on and on with the possible side effects.

chessyang

chessyang

Not far from Elite

Join Date: Apr 2006

Florida

W/

self post...

<--- checking my status.. hum...


*edit*

sweet still a 1337 member

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Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2008

Rubbing Potassium on water fountains.

LF guild that teaches MTSC (did it long ago before gw2 came out and I quit...but I barely remember)

N/A

Quote:
Originally Posted by Aussie Boy View Post
lol great job
"' Direct Admin access - get the Cellphone number of one of our admins! - $9.99/month"
Can we pick the admin and possible see some pictures to see which number I want :P

own age myname

own age myname

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2007

Minnesota

[TAS]

R/

Lol I believed it for awhile. I was like WTF!?!?

daraaksii

daraaksii

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2005

noooooooooooooooooooo

Kusandaa

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

Lol, nice one. Got some giggles outta me.

Shayne Hawke

Shayne Hawke

Departed from Tyria

Join Date: May 2007

Clan Dethryche [dth]

R/

Sheesh, don't close down Sardelac to basic members. Posting feels slow enough there as it is!

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Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2008

Rubbing Potassium on water fountains.

LF guild that teaches MTSC (did it long ago before gw2 came out and I quit...but I barely remember)

N/A

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shayne Hawke View Post
Sheesh, don't close down Sardelac to basic members. Posting feels slow enough there as it is!
Ok....I'll start posting more there >

Pleikki

Pleikki

WTB q8 15^50 Weapons!

Join Date: Nov 2006

???oo ???ugs ???lan [?????????]

ooh i can image if that was true perma banned ppl buying unbans for ~20$!

gwg would be fun place again!

thelessa

thelessa

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jun 2005

Texas

Purple Puzycats

R/Mo

Nicely done, love it!

Rocky Raccoon

Rocky Raccoon

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

Massachusetts, USA

Guardians of the Cosmos

R/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Darcy View Post
Great Job!! The initial shock got my heart pumping -- then made me remember it was April Fool's Day. I'm now sitting here (on a break from working on removing water from the basement) with a smile on my face. Thanks for the fun, Guru.

(After posting) And I am glad to see that my expenditure this week to renew my Elite Guru Membership was taken into account and my Basic Membership status was upgraded accordingly.

Good luck with your water eradication, I know how bad it is around the area.
Funny Fool's joke, I am very leery on this day so I didn't fall for it. It would be really funny if all basic members were held to the 5 posts.

Elder III

Elder III

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jan 2007

Ohio

I Will Never Join Your Guild (NTY)

R/

so.... who typed this up? I'd like to buy them the fizzy beverage of their choice.

Robin Hood Uk

Robin Hood Uk

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2006

England

Masterminds Unite [MU]

R/W

omfg you got me too for a sec.. a great april fools

JR

JR

Re:tired

Join Date: Nov 2005

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Elder III View Post
so.... who typed this up? I'd like to buy them the fizzy beverage of their choice.
One of these will do nicely:

Nabru Yar

Nabru Yar

Academy Page

Join Date: Jan 2006

E/

You got me up til disclaimer, good job (it's only 6:30 am- I'm asleep/ off-guard)

*sips coffee*

thx for laugh : )

cosyfiep

cosyfiep

are we there yet?

Join Date: Dec 2005

in a land far far away

guild? I am supposed to have a guild?

Rt/

good thing I am neither an admin, nor own a cell phone!

End

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Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2008

Rubbing Potassium on water fountains.

LF guild that teaches MTSC (did it long ago before gw2 came out and I quit...but I barely remember)

N/A

Quote:
Originally Posted by cosyfiep View Post
nor own a cell phone!
how...do...you...live... This isn't the '90's ya know...

vamp08

vamp08

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2006

PA, USA

[COPY]

D/

Disclaimer: The following pricing details are subject to change at the discretion of the administration and are of limited availability. This disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of God, neglect, damage from improper reading, incorrect line voltage, improper or unauthorized use, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, removal of tag, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom, crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB’s, paintball, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, etc.).

HAHAHA ZOMG!

I pwnd U

I pwnd U

God of Spammers

Join Date: Oct 2005

in the middle of a burning cornfield...

Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)

lol Well played Guru staff, well played.

Ailina

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2010

Whats Prot Spirit [FoR]

R/

Oh dear FSM... I actually freaked out for several minutes until I saw this thread. I really don't have an excuse, since I just was on GW and everyone was talking about the APRIL FOOLS day joke, but I'm just so used to things that are normally free becoming expensive just because they CAN (guru essentially has a monopoly, as it is well established and incredibly popular, and none of the other non-official-wiki sites either come close or have GW staff attention like this, I believe), so it was kind of believable that they could start charging pretty much whatever they wanted. Plus the fact that it's way too early in the morning didn't help.

Ok, so I'm going to sit down and drink hot chocolate until the shakes go away.


EDIT: Of course I, as the cynical misanthrope that I am, firmly believe that people are generally rotten to the core, and therefore stand by my assumption that this seemingly straightforward, harmless prank could be used as the ultimate mind-f*ck. I mean, if I were going to do such a dickish move as adding exorbitant prices to a formerly free service such as this, I'd of course introduce it on April Fool's day, for the very reason that everyone would think it was a joke. They'd stop laughing soon enough though... *insert suitably evil cackle here*
Honestly, if I were on the guru staff, I'd keep the message up for a day or two after April 1, just to freak people out.

Hailfall

Hailfall

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2005

Germany

Phantom Commando

N/

awesome

I lol'ed

Wheel of time

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Sep 2009

unfortunately i wasnt fooled for a second but then i guess going to school in a bathing suit (as did the rest of my class) pretty much reminds you of the date every second^^

Karate Jesus

Karate Jesus

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2008

Texas

Reign of Judgment [RoJ]

Me/

I definitely lol'd.

I'm also impressed that most of you are still keeping up the charade. Happy March 32nd, everyone!

wilebill

wilebill

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2005

Mt Vernon, Ohio

Band of the Hawk

W/Mo

Absolutely gold!

Rocky Raccoon

Rocky Raccoon

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

Massachusetts, USA

Guardians of the Cosmos

R/Mo

Poor Kattar has been banned for sticking up for a free Guru, long live Kat. Will another mod step up and fight for us small people, save us from the tyrant JR.

Endrance

Endrance

Academy Page

Join Date: Feb 2009

[CK]

Rt/

I don't know what's better, Guild Wars, Guru, or Google. They're all pretty good this year.

Allamorph

Allamorph

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2009

The Basement

Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare]

E/Me

Hurricanes and other Acts of God. Awesomeness. =) Also....

Quote:
(which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB’s,....
BB is? How do I shot BB?

Introverted Dimensions

Introverted Dimensions

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

R/

Wasn't good/funny.

Lucci Nine

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Feb 2008

There always has to be some people who don't like April Fool's. Or can't appreciate that a staff, whether for a game, website or forum took some time to try to bring a smile or good prank to their viewers. Even if you don't like it, you have to admit it's cool that some people worked behind the scenes to try and give us a good chuckle.

Alesa

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2006

LOL, had me going there Guru. Loved it.

Lifetime Subscription here I come!!

AngelWJedi

AngelWJedi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2008

orlando,florida

Society of Souls [Argh]

Rt/E

hehe wtb a drunk cosyfiep along with number. <3 its funny but still the avatars were better. its to bad tonics are working this year. would be more funny if you used one and stayed tiny too. thought having your mini be bigger then you is sooo cute. hope you were all nice to your minis!

Aeon221

Aeon221

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2006

[TEW]

N/

This would be funnier if Guru wasn't already so covered in ads that even browsing threads is like wandering through a minefield.

What happened to the days when forums had a banner ad and that was it?

Meridon

Meridon

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2008

Funny Business Inc [FBI]

OOOH SO NOW THE PVE'ERS HAVE TO PAY FOR THEIR FORUM BUT THE PVP'ERS DONT? YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF ELITIST JERKS!!!!

RED ENGINEGO RED ENGINEGO RED

Happy April Fools, awesome stunt you guys pulled with the micro-transactions, respect and compliments to the staff!

Neo Atomisk

Neo Atomisk

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2008

State College, Pennsylvania, United States

Zealots of Shiverpeak [ZoS]

W/

where can we purchase the lifetime membership?
You got me for a few minutes, until I realized how unreasonable this all was.

New Buddha

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2005

What...so I can't get the cell phones of Admins...QQ -Happy April Fool- XD

crazybanshee

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2006

Look out!

E/

Touche guru, touche.

kupp

kupp

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2008

The Shiverpeaks

[KISS]

W/

LOL nice one Guru.

t00115577

t00115577

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2007

Mo/

Had me going for waaay longer than it should have haha. Nice one