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Your blasphemies have driven me out of my cyberslumber and I am forced to rectify this crude transgression of gentlemanly values. The fallacies you propagate are in deep conflict with the fundamental principles of the leisurely lifestyle we uphold and cause me physical pain.
Although the vast amalgamation of hammers you have accumulated is rather impressive, if not unparalleled in the entire Guild Wars paradigm, I must say that this plethora of blunt contraptions does not merit such idolisation and is but a mere fraction of the rara aves to be beheld in in the game. Gentlemanly leisure can only be attained through perseverance and prolonged abstinence from gaming whilst your storage awaits your return with a generous, ectoplasmic embrace, or through incessant loitering in a long-abandoned corner of Tyria such as the Ice Tooth Cave... Adieu. |