Things that just don't make sense...
tasha
- The xunlai are present in most districts next to their chests, but no one seems to pay them. Why aren't they stealing our stuff? Same with the Guild Lord. And why doesn't he ever do anything useful for the guild beside waiting to get beaten up?
- Hammers are huge blocks of metal on the end of a wooden stick. Why doesn't the stick ever break considering how heavy the block must be? And wouldn't it be better to make them from metal?
- Hammers are huge blocks of metal on the end of a wooden stick. Why doesn't the stick ever break considering how heavy the block must be? And wouldn't it be better to make them from metal?
Tom Swift
And how exactly is it that I "miss" with a hammer? Even blinded it seems that swinging a huge hunk of metal on the end of a stick around in a packed mob of enemies would be bound to not only hit something but to do some serious damage.
LordDragon
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Ostriches, penguins & chickens (& Moa's :P) have wings, do you hear them complaining?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5QI4ESioUM
LordDragon
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Originally Posted by tasha
Hammers are huge blocks of metal on the end of a wooden stick. Why doesn't the stick ever break considering how heavy the block must be? And wouldn't it be better to make them from metal?
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And how exactly is it that I "miss" with a hammer? Even blinded it seems that swinging a huge hunk of metal on the end of a stick around in a packed mob of enemies would be bound to not only hit something but to do some serious damage.
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One night many years ago I had the discussion with a player in my D&D campaign about 'hits' and 'misses'. He was swinging at a giant and I told him he missed. He got outraged about how a person could 'miss' a GIANT! I let him know that a miss was not really a miss in D&D but a blow, swing, attack, etc that had no possibility of doing any true damage to the monster. A blow that did not get through the armor or natural abilities of the creature.
Just like hit points are not really life. They are the combined toughness of the character. One blow can kill the strongest man, creature, whatever. It is the combined factors of the fight that deplete the hit points of a character. So, even a hit may not be a hit. It is just one more factor leading to the characters death.
jazilla
Why does this:
require as many crafting materials as this:
require as many crafting materials as this:
gremlin
Whats with GW tactics regarding fortresses.
The Raven's posting mentioned the battle for Lions Arch and I thought about castles in general in this game.
Pretty much all the bad guys keep the gates closed and we have to either unlock them use a catapult to break them down or get past with stealth disguise etc.
When we defend we always leave the gates open, then what may I ask is the point of having the damn walls.
Northern wall omg the charr army is coming then shut the *!?/£$% gate.
ditto Lions arch, I mean come on drawbridge moat porcullis boiling oil scaling ladders its all in the defend my castle for dummies otherwise known as don't be stupid 101.
The Raven's posting mentioned the battle for Lions Arch and I thought about castles in general in this game.
Pretty much all the bad guys keep the gates closed and we have to either unlock them use a catapult to break them down or get past with stealth disguise etc.
When we defend we always leave the gates open, then what may I ask is the point of having the damn walls.
Northern wall omg the charr army is coming then shut the *!?/£$% gate.
ditto Lions arch, I mean come on drawbridge moat porcullis boiling oil scaling ladders its all in the defend my castle for dummies otherwise known as don't be stupid 101.
Painbringer
If the charr could cause such a cataclysm and destroy almost everything in one attack.... How can a big ugly horn let me whoop there arse.
Original Before changes - Why they heck did they think ghosts need to walk so slow.
Is Mark of Aidan actually rocks or Poop piles ? And why can I collect them?
Original Before changes - Why they heck did they think ghosts need to walk so slow.
Is Mark of Aidan actually rocks or Poop piles ? And why can I collect them?
Hobbs
gw_poster
regarding armor...why isn't there a changing room next to the xunlai chest? Dye stains so how are we continually able to re-dye our armor(s) - and weapons for that matter? How is my monk able to run around in the cold-ass southern shiverpeaks practically naked (flowing armor)? How are scalp designs switched out once applied? I mean tattoos are hard to remove!
My ranger's bramble recurve bow has been in continous use for four years now -- how the hell has it not broken yet? Why hasn't my ranger's hair ever grown? Where the hell did he learn to breakdance like that? I don't recall a storyline where Turbo and Ozone, or Boogaloo Shrimp showed up in Tyria one day...
Why are necromancers so out of breath all the time? I think they are asthmatic, constantly gasping for air the way they do. They've got serious skin issues as well, I bet they stink.
How are we able to fight plagueborne monsters in melee-range combat, most likely getting blood spewed on us (eww), yet never catch the plague? Where the hell are the hospitals in Kryta? All this death and destruction and never an ambulance cart??
Why is it that Koss is the only black guy in all of guild wars? Where are his parents?
Why can my pouch hold stacks of granite, and stacks of dust piles, yet my ranger can run around just as fast with either?
I've got lots more questions, too!
My ranger's bramble recurve bow has been in continous use for four years now -- how the hell has it not broken yet? Why hasn't my ranger's hair ever grown? Where the hell did he learn to breakdance like that? I don't recall a storyline where Turbo and Ozone, or Boogaloo Shrimp showed up in Tyria one day...
Why are necromancers so out of breath all the time? I think they are asthmatic, constantly gasping for air the way they do. They've got serious skin issues as well, I bet they stink.
How are we able to fight plagueborne monsters in melee-range combat, most likely getting blood spewed on us (eww), yet never catch the plague? Where the hell are the hospitals in Kryta? All this death and destruction and never an ambulance cart??
Why is it that Koss is the only black guy in all of guild wars? Where are his parents?
Why can my pouch hold stacks of granite, and stacks of dust piles, yet my ranger can run around just as fast with either?
I've got lots more questions, too!
Mia Clemons
The Backpack, Belt Pouch, x2 Bags, and an additional Equipment pack.
Total possible space for items on character: 65
The thing that doesn't make sense is that in this massive storage space is that you can store very large and VERY heavy items. I can tell you for a fact that a Mace/Hammer weighs quite a bit, yet i can store 65 of them AND still run the same speed as without them. I have no idea how much Platinum weigh but 100 of them would undoubtedly weigh something.
Yes I know this is a GAME and not realistic but i always thought it was odd that we can have so much storage on our characters without any visual representation.
Total possible space for items on character: 65
The thing that doesn't make sense is that in this massive storage space is that you can store very large and VERY heavy items. I can tell you for a fact that a Mace/Hammer weighs quite a bit, yet i can store 65 of them AND still run the same speed as without them. I have no idea how much Platinum weigh but 100 of them would undoubtedly weigh something.
Yes I know this is a GAME and not realistic but i always thought it was odd that we can have so much storage on our characters without any visual representation.
Verene
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The Backpack, Belt Pouch, x2 Bags, and an additional Equipment pack.
Total possible space for items on character: 65 The thing that doesn't make sense is that in this massive storage space is that you can store very large and VERY heavy items. I can tell you for a fact that a Mace/Hammer weighs quite a bit, yet i can store 65 of them AND still run the same speed as without them. I have no idea how much Platinum weigh but 100 of them would undoubtedly weigh something. Yes I know this is a GAME and not realistic but i always thought it was odd that we can have so much storage on our characters without any visual representation. |
That, or they're bags of holding or TARDIS pouches.
Dzjudz
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Chrisworld
It takes two adventurers to go into the Northlands and kill all the Charr (including the high ranking distinguished ones who surround the alter), wipe the entire zone out, but the entire royal Ascalonian army is stuck at a gate in the very same Northlands dying over and over, and over trying to kill some simple charr.
The searing could have been prevented by 2 lonesome adventurers.
The searing could have been prevented by 2 lonesome adventurers.
Malganis
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regarding armor...why isn't there a changing room next to the xunlai chest? Dye stains so how are we continually able to re-dye our armor(s) - and weapons for that matter? How is my monk able to run around in the cold-ass southern shiverpeaks practically naked (flowing armor)? How are scalp designs switched out once applied? I mean tattoos are hard to remove!
My ranger's bramble recurve bow has been in continous use for four years now -- how the hell has it not broken yet? Why hasn't my ranger's hair ever grown? Where the hell did he learn to breakdance like that? I don't recall a storyline where Turbo and Ozone, or Boogaloo Shrimp showed up in Tyria one day... How are we able to fight plagueborne monsters in melee-range combat, most likely getting blood spewed on us (eww), yet never catch the plague? Where the hell are the hospitals in Kryta? All this death and destruction and never an ambulance cart?? Why is it that Koss is the only black guy in all of guild wars? Where are his parents? |
I'm glad our weapons dont break. Dont question it.
We do get diseased in this game. Its just generic disease though, nothing specific.
Koss is not the only black guy. Almost all Elonian NPC's are dark-skinned in some way. And you meet Koss' father in Yohlan Haven and during the quest "The Djarin Estate."
Mia Clemons
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It takes two adventurers to go into the Northlands and kill all the Charr (including the high ranking distinguished ones who surround the alter), wipe the entire zone out, but the entire royal Ascalonian army is stuck at a gate in the very same Northlands dying over and over, and over trying to kill some simple charr.
The searing could have been prevented by 2 lonesome adventurers. |
Xiaquin
The cataclysm was not the charr, but a response to them. Abaddon and his servants were behind that and the magic in the searing, manipulating charr and human alike.
reaper with no name
Why my dervish suddenly forgets how to swing his scythe properly when he uses an avatar.
Skyy High
gw_poster
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Monks can run around in tatoo armor without freezing because its magical. The same reason why certain female armor (cough bikini) protects as much as full body armor.
I'm glad our weapons dont break. Dont question it. We do get diseased in this game. Its just generic disease though, nothing specific. Koss is not the only black guy. Almost all Elonian NPC's are dark-skinned in some way. And you meet Koss' father in Yohlan Haven and during the quest "The Djarin Estate." |
It's been a long time since I actually played the storyline in NF, I was off-the-cuff with the Koss being the only black guy remark. before I'm accused of racism, let it be known that General Morghan is still my favorite hero, even though I found him pretty useless at the beginning - but so was my main character at that time, lol.
I once had a warrior character I tried to make look like Koss, but with gray hair, replete with sunspear armor and a short sword..his name was Koss' Grandpappy...alas, he's since been deleted.
I think I love this game.
Voodoo Rage
Again, I can accept the McGuffins about magic armor, magic backpacks, etc... but there is a strange disconnect when it comes to trying to feel any sense of loss over the death of a NPC given the fact of rez shrines.
AtlaWolffriend
What struck me today: how are the Siege Cannons on the turtles reloaded? And for that matter, if the Luxons already have gunpowder and cannons, why haven't they made a fortune selling them to other armies? The Acalonians could take back the whole country with some cannons. Not to mention that the Shining Blade would never have gotten close to the White Mantle temples/castles with a few well-placed cannons on the ramparts.
Just Sai
people believing that the more stones you have the more experience you have when they are easily bought, usually from the same person who demands to see them
Lithril Ashwalker
wilebill
Fight through hordes of vicious aggressive mobs and there, standing right in the middle of the last mob you put down is ... a Collector! Or some other NPC. The mobs don't bother them. Do they feed the monsters? Perhaps they sing and dance for them and bring them little gifts.
Where do these NPCs live? If in the nearest outpost, some of them have a long walk!
Where do these NPCs live? If in the nearest outpost, some of them have a long walk!
Ka Tet
chuckles79
That's right I totally forgot NPC collectors. There are these <lvl 10 collectors in all these ultra-hostile and unlivable environments. Deep in Charr territory, the Ring of Fire Islands, deep in warden/outcast territory and so on.
They made it slightly more believable in Nightfall where they put ghosts in the more inhospitable evironments, but that begs the question of how they can hold these items, why do they want them, and how do they store them along with having items to give you for them.
They made it slightly more believable in Nightfall where they put ghosts in the more inhospitable evironments, but that begs the question of how they can hold these items, why do they want them, and how do they store them along with having items to give you for them.
AndrewSX
Why don't you insta-die stepping into lava(ring of fire for example) at 800-1000 C°, and just burn a little?
Why we have to fight in UW and FoW for Grenth and Balthazar? They're god no? If Balthazar/Grenth says "Buh!" the army of darkness/ghosts could be destroyed by them no?
Why in all 4 GW expansions there's ALWAYS a old, powerful, forgot by everyone foe (Lich+Shiro+Abaddon+Great Destroyer) and you are always the fool who is caught in the middle and have to stop it saving the world?
P.S: in GW2 too!
Why we have to fight in UW and FoW for Grenth and Balthazar? They're god no? If Balthazar/Grenth says "Buh!" the army of darkness/ghosts could be destroyed by them no?
Why in all 4 GW expansions there's ALWAYS a old, powerful, forgot by everyone foe (Lich+Shiro+Abaddon+Great Destroyer) and you are always the fool who is caught in the middle and have to stop it saving the world?
P.S: in GW2 too!
Verene
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Why in all 4 GW expansions there's ALWAYS a old, powerful, forgot by everyone foe (Lich+Shiro+Abaddon+Great Destroyer) and you are always the fool who is caught in the middle and have to stop it saving the world? P.S: in GW2 too! |
Voodoo Rage
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That's right I totally forgot NPC collectors. There are these <lvl 10 collectors in all these ultra-hostile and unlivable environments. Deep in Charr territory, the Ring of Fire Islands, deep in warden/outcast territory and so on.
They made it slightly more believable in Nightfall where they put ghosts in the more inhospitable evironments, but that begs the question of how they can hold these items, why do they want them, and how do they store them along with having items to give you for them. |
Elusive of SoLD
When I saved the world from Abaddon and became a renowned hero, my next quest was being ordered to get my hands dirty and take the trash out! (by Hedge Wizard Mabai in Garden of Seborhin). Talk about a fall from grace!
gremlin
Why in all 4 GW expansions there's ALWAYS a old, powerful, forgot by everyone foe (Lich+Shiro+Abaddon+Great Destroyer) and you are always the fool who is caught in the middle and have to stop it saving the world?
Yeah agreed just watch "The Mummy"
They could have killed the guy a thousand different ways but chose to do it in the one way that had a very slight chance of turning him into an unkillable monster able to destroy the world.
So that's what they did.
Motto just chop the head off and burn the bugger, better yet serve him up at a banquet and eat him.
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Well, that's just a standard fantasy trope, really. A lot of things do that
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They could have killed the guy a thousand different ways but chose to do it in the one way that had a very slight chance of turning him into an unkillable monster able to destroy the world.
So that's what they did.
Motto just chop the head off and burn the bugger, better yet serve him up at a banquet and eat him.
Chasing Squirrels
Hmm you are all trying to apply logic to guild wars?
Nekodesu
Why doesn't my characters run slower, die or sleep in when I afk in the snow in EoTN? Hello!?
Why does my chars boobs bounce when I can't do a hellicopter with the dudes?
Who the hell is Menzies and wtf is he doing now?
Why does my chars boobs bounce when I can't do a hellicopter with the dudes?
Who the hell is Menzies and wtf is he doing now?
Technomancer
After running "Warn the Tengu" about 23 times (getting the mules leveled up in preparation for Canthan New Year) I can't help but notice the large pile of human skulls in the "friendly" Tengu camp. Do they just pick off a stray traveler now and then, and have him for supper? Maybe as revenge for all those chicken dinners we have...
Artinnia
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After running "Warn the Tengu" about 23 times (getting the mules leveled up in preparation for Canthan New Year) I can't help but notice the large pile of human skulls in the "friendly" Tengu camp. Do they just pick off a stray traveler now and then, and have him for supper? Maybe as revenge for all those chicken dinners we have...
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What I want to know is... how in the world did Palawa Joko get to Gunnar's Hold for the Bison Tourney, knock Mogni out and then take over as the tourney champion... when we are the 'champions' after completing the quest for the first time.
cataphract
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When my character has to lug around the Scepter of Orr in Sanctum Cay, why can't she fight with the thing. It's supposed to be a powerful staff, so why can't i use it as a weapon just like any other staff......or at least knock someone over the head with the thing.
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Where does my pet go after I remove Charm (or Comfort) Animal from my skillbar? Pet Mists?
How can Kuunavang go all hummingbird on us without actually flapping her wings like a madman?
Zodiac Meteor
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The Backpack, Belt Pouch, x2 Bags, and an additional Equipment pack.
Total possible space for items on character: 65 The thing that doesn't make sense is that in this massive storage space is that you can store very large and VERY heavy items. I can tell you for a fact that a Mace/Hammer weighs quite a bit, yet i can store 65 of them AND still run the same speed as without them. I have no idea how much Platinum weigh but 100 of them would undoubtedly weigh something. Yes I know this is a GAME and not realistic but i always thought it was odd that we can have so much storage on our characters without any visual representation. |
Which reminds me, the Nightfall warrior Endgame armor requires 400 iron ingots and 400 bones, assuming a single bone weights 3 pounds. That armor weights 25,200 pounds, far outweighing Master Chiefs armor. That's the same weight as the Cowboys Stadium's Center-Hung Diamond Vision TV screens.
If we can run around no problem wearing 25k pounds of armor, I'm pretty sure we can carry extra stuff.
A11Eur0
I also was wondering how we could fit stacks of iron and steel in a backpack.
sunh3h3
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I also was wondering how we could fit stacks of iron and steel in a backpack.
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another one: i was getting a run on one of the dungeons, i was getting reputation points while the runner was killing the mobs...
now how come in my world i don't get reputation points when i watch famous people do their things.
Bright Star Shine
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Why does my chars boobs bounce when I can't do a hellicopter with the dudes?
Who the hell is Menzies and wtf is he doing now? |
@ The second one: Brother of balthazar, jealous something, wants to take over FoW or something, something, lore blabla...
My question: Why can my ele eat 1,500 cupcakes, and yet not grow fat? And 1,500 was when I spammed to max my title :P
But, indeed, we're trying to add logic to a video game.. Durr...