Things that just don't make sense...

tasha

tasha

Auctions Mod

Join Date: Jan 2006

UK

Mystic Spiral [MYST]

- The xunlai are present in most districts next to their chests, but no one seems to pay them. Why aren't they stealing our stuff? Same with the Guild Lord. And why doesn't he ever do anything useful for the guild beside waiting to get beaten up?

- Hammers are huge blocks of metal on the end of a wooden stick. Why doesn't the stick ever break considering how heavy the block must be? And wouldn't it be better to make them from metal?

Tom Swift

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2007

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Originally Posted by tasha View Post
Hammers are huge blocks of metal on the end of a wooden stick. Why doesn't the stick ever break considering how heavy the block must be? And wouldn't it be better to make them from metal?
And how exactly is it that I "miss" with a hammer? Even blinded it seems that swinging a huge hunk of metal on the end of a stick around in a packed mob of enemies would be bound to not only hit something but to do some serious damage.

LordDragon

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2010

Dragons Den

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Originally Posted by Zebideedee View Post
Ostriches, penguins & chickens (& Moa's :P) have wings, do you hear them complaining?
Some of them do...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5QI4ESioUM

LordDragon

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2010

Dragons Den

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Quote:
Originally Posted by tasha
Hammers are huge blocks of metal on the end of a wooden stick. Why doesn't the stick ever break considering how heavy the block must be? And wouldn't it be better to make them from metal?
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Originally Posted by Tom Swift View Post
And how exactly is it that I "miss" with a hammer? Even blinded it seems that swinging a huge hunk of metal on the end of a stick around in a packed mob of enemies would be bound to not only hit something but to do some serious damage.
Like using an axe a wooden handle is preferred due to vibrations and the flexibility of the handle. A handle that did not flex would actually be weaker than the wooden handle that is used. The flexing of the handle allows the energy to be dissipated before it comes into contact with the users hands.

One night many years ago I had the discussion with a player in my D&D campaign about 'hits' and 'misses'. He was swinging at a giant and I told him he missed. He got outraged about how a person could 'miss' a GIANT! I let him know that a miss was not really a miss in D&D but a blow, swing, attack, etc that had no possibility of doing any true damage to the monster. A blow that did not get through the armor or natural abilities of the creature.

Just like hit points are not really life. They are the combined toughness of the character. One blow can kill the strongest man, creature, whatever. It is the combined factors of the fight that deplete the hit points of a character. So, even a hit may not be a hit. It is just one more factor leading to the characters death.

jazilla

jazilla

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2006

Guernsey Milking Coalition[MiLk]

E/Me

Why does this:


require as many crafting materials as this:

gremlin

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Oct 2006

GWAR

Me/Mo

Whats with GW tactics regarding fortresses.

The Raven's posting mentioned the battle for Lions Arch and I thought about castles in general in this game.

Pretty much all the bad guys keep the gates closed and we have to either unlock them use a catapult to break them down or get past with stealth disguise etc.

When we defend we always leave the gates open, then what may I ask is the point of having the damn walls.

Northern wall omg the charr army is coming then shut the *!?/£$% gate.

ditto Lions arch, I mean come on drawbridge moat porcullis boiling oil scaling ladders its all in the defend my castle for dummies otherwise known as don't be stupid 101.

Painbringer

Painbringer

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2006

Minnesota

Black Widows of Death

W/Mo

If the charr could cause such a cataclysm and destroy almost everything in one attack.... How can a big ugly horn let me whoop there arse.

Original Before changes - Why they heck did they think ghosts need to walk so slow.

Is Mark of Aidan actually rocks or Poop piles ? And why can I collect them?

Hobbs

Hobbs

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2006

Organised Spam [OS]

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Originally Posted by Painbringer View Post
If the charr could cause such a cataclysm and destroy almost everything in one attack.... How can a big ugly horn let me whoop there arse.
The whole point was that Stormcaller failed, that's why we had to flee to the Shiverpeaks.

gw_poster

gw_poster

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

so cal

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regarding armor...why isn't there a changing room next to the xunlai chest? Dye stains so how are we continually able to re-dye our armor(s) - and weapons for that matter? How is my monk able to run around in the cold-ass southern shiverpeaks practically naked (flowing armor)? How are scalp designs switched out once applied? I mean tattoos are hard to remove!

My ranger's bramble recurve bow has been in continous use for four years now -- how the hell has it not broken yet? Why hasn't my ranger's hair ever grown? Where the hell did he learn to breakdance like that? I don't recall a storyline where Turbo and Ozone, or Boogaloo Shrimp showed up in Tyria one day...

Why are necromancers so out of breath all the time? I think they are asthmatic, constantly gasping for air the way they do. They've got serious skin issues as well, I bet they stink.

How are we able to fight plagueborne monsters in melee-range combat, most likely getting blood spewed on us (eww), yet never catch the plague? Where the hell are the hospitals in Kryta? All this death and destruction and never an ambulance cart??

Why is it that Koss is the only black guy in all of guild wars? Where are his parents?

Why can my pouch hold stacks of granite, and stacks of dust piles, yet my ranger can run around just as fast with either?

I've got lots more questions, too!

Mia Clemons

Mia Clemons

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Sep 2009

San Diego

My Girl is a [LUSH]

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The Backpack, Belt Pouch, x2 Bags, and an additional Equipment pack.
Total possible space for items on character: 65

The thing that doesn't make sense is that in this massive storage space is that you can store very large and VERY heavy items. I can tell you for a fact that a Mace/Hammer weighs quite a bit, yet i can store 65 of them AND still run the same speed as without them. I have no idea how much Platinum weigh but 100 of them would undoubtedly weigh something.
Yes I know this is a GAME and not realistic but i always thought it was odd that we can have so much storage on our characters without any visual representation.

Verene

Verene

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jan 2009

[SOTA]

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Originally Posted by Mia Clemons View Post
The Backpack, Belt Pouch, x2 Bags, and an additional Equipment pack.
Total possible space for items on character: 65

The thing that doesn't make sense is that in this massive storage space is that you can store very large and VERY heavy items. I can tell you for a fact that a Mace/Hammer weighs quite a bit, yet i can store 65 of them AND still run the same speed as without them. I have no idea how much Platinum weigh but 100 of them would undoubtedly weigh something.
Yes I know this is a GAME and not realistic but i always thought it was odd that we can have so much storage on our characters without any visual representation.
Maybe we use henchmen and heroes as packmules and that's why they steal so much of the drops - payment for lugging our stuff everywhere.

That, or they're bags of holding or TARDIS pouches.

Dzjudz

Dzjudz

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Join Date: Jun 2005

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Originally Posted by LordDragon View Post
I like this one too.

Chrisworld

Chrisworld

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2010

Gameamp Guides [AMP]

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It takes two adventurers to go into the Northlands and kill all the Charr (including the high ranking distinguished ones who surround the alter), wipe the entire zone out, but the entire royal Ascalonian army is stuck at a gate in the very same Northlands dying over and over, and over trying to kill some simple charr.

The searing could have been prevented by 2 lonesome adventurers.

Malganis

Academy Page

Join Date: Nov 2010

Southern California

Everlasting Sacred Path [ESP]

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Quote:
Originally Posted by gw_poster View Post
regarding armor...why isn't there a changing room next to the xunlai chest? Dye stains so how are we continually able to re-dye our armor(s) - and weapons for that matter? How is my monk able to run around in the cold-ass southern shiverpeaks practically naked (flowing armor)? How are scalp designs switched out once applied? I mean tattoos are hard to remove!

My ranger's bramble recurve bow has been in continous use for four years now -- how the hell has it not broken yet? Why hasn't my ranger's hair ever grown? Where the hell did he learn to breakdance like that? I don't recall a storyline where Turbo and Ozone, or Boogaloo Shrimp showed up in Tyria one day...

How are we able to fight plagueborne monsters in melee-range combat, most likely getting blood spewed on us (eww), yet never catch the plague? Where the hell are the hospitals in Kryta? All this death and destruction and never an ambulance cart??

Why is it that Koss is the only black guy in all of guild wars? Where are his parents?
Monks can run around in tatoo armor without freezing because its magical. The same reason why certain female armor (cough bikini) protects as much as full body armor.

I'm glad our weapons dont break. Dont question it.

We do get diseased in this game. Its just generic disease though, nothing specific.

Koss is not the only black guy. Almost all Elonian NPC's are dark-skinned in some way. And you meet Koss' father in Yohlan Haven and during the quest "The Djarin Estate."

Mia Clemons

Mia Clemons

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Sep 2009

San Diego

My Girl is a [LUSH]

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Originally Posted by Chrisworld View Post
It takes two adventurers to go into the Northlands and kill all the Charr (including the high ranking distinguished ones who surround the alter), wipe the entire zone out, but the entire royal Ascalonian army is stuck at a gate in the very same Northlands dying over and over, and over trying to kill some simple charr.

The searing could have been prevented by 2 lonesome adventurers.
So True! My LDoA should have saved Ascalon!

Xiaquin

Xiaquin

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2010

[aRIN]

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Originally Posted by Painbringer View Post
If the charr could cause such a cataclysm and destroy almost everything in one attack.... How can a big ugly horn let me whoop there arse.
The cataclysm was not the charr, but a response to them. Abaddon and his servants were behind that and the magic in the searing, manipulating charr and human alike.

reaper with no name

reaper with no name

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2009

FaZ

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Why my dervish suddenly forgets how to swing his scythe properly when he uses an avatar.

Skyy High

Skyy High

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: May 2006

R/

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Originally Posted by gw_poster View Post
Why is it that Koss is the only black guy in all of guild wars? Where are his parents?
Someone wasn't paying attention in Nightfall...

gw_poster

gw_poster

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

so cal

R/

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Originally Posted by Malganis View Post
Monks can run around in tatoo armor without freezing because its magical. The same reason why certain female armor (cough bikini) protects as much as full body armor.

I'm glad our weapons dont break. Dont question it.

We do get diseased in this game. Its just generic disease though, nothing specific.

Koss is not the only black guy. Almost all Elonian NPC's are dark-skinned in some way. And you meet Koss' father in Yohlan Haven and during the quest "The Djarin Estate."
thanks for the elucidation...however, all of the nonsense found in the game is because "it's magical", that is an implicit assumption when discussing things that don't make sense in the game, what I thought this thread was designed to do was to poke a bit of fun at these anomolous eccentricites in an already contrived and "magical" game. Sardonic wit and humorous criticism is apparently not acceptable?

It's been a long time since I actually played the storyline in NF, I was off-the-cuff with the Koss being the only black guy remark. before I'm accused of racism, let it be known that General Morghan is still my favorite hero, even though I found him pretty useless at the beginning - but so was my main character at that time, lol.

I once had a warrior character I tried to make look like Koss, but with gray hair, replete with sunspear armor and a short sword..his name was Koss' Grandpappy...alas, he's since been deleted.

I think I love this game.

Voodoo Rage

Voodoo Rage

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2008

Sacramento, CA

Geezers

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Again, I can accept the McGuffins about magic armor, magic backpacks, etc... but there is a strange disconnect when it comes to trying to feel any sense of loss over the death of a NPC given the fact of rez shrines.

AtlaWolffriend

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Sep 2010

Kabal of the Righteous [Seed]

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What struck me today: how are the Siege Cannons on the turtles reloaded? And for that matter, if the Luxons already have gunpowder and cannons, why haven't they made a fortune selling them to other armies? The Acalonians could take back the whole country with some cannons. Not to mention that the Shining Blade would never have gotten close to the White Mantle temples/castles with a few well-placed cannons on the ramparts.

Just Sai

Just Sai

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2009

aotearoa

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people believing that the more stones you have the more experience you have when they are easily bought, usually from the same person who demands to see them

Lithril Ashwalker

Lithril Ashwalker

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2008

Alabama

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Originally Posted by Dzjudz View Post
60% DP of course!
lol in the real world how do you count dp?

wilebill

wilebill

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2005

Mt Vernon, Ohio

Band of the Hawk

W/Mo

Fight through hordes of vicious aggressive mobs and there, standing right in the middle of the last mob you put down is ... a Collector! Or some other NPC. The mobs don't bother them. Do they feed the monsters? Perhaps they sing and dance for them and bring them little gifts.

Where do these NPCs live? If in the nearest outpost, some of them have a long walk!

Ka Tet

Ka Tet

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2006

Pita Bread And Scud Missiles Ai[iiii]

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Originally Posted by Lithril Ashwalker View Post
lol in the real world how do you count dp?
9 lives perhaps?

chuckles79

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2009

FILA

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That's right I totally forgot NPC collectors. There are these <lvl 10 collectors in all these ultra-hostile and unlivable environments. Deep in Charr territory, the Ring of Fire Islands, deep in warden/outcast territory and so on.

They made it slightly more believable in Nightfall where they put ghosts in the more inhospitable evironments, but that begs the question of how they can hold these items, why do they want them, and how do they store them along with having items to give you for them.

AndrewSX

AndrewSX

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2010

Italy, Turin

Lake

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Why don't you insta-die stepping into lava(ring of fire for example) at 800-1000 C°, and just burn a little?

Why we have to fight in UW and FoW for Grenth and Balthazar? They're god no? If Balthazar/Grenth says "Buh!" the army of darkness/ghosts could be destroyed by them no?

Why in all 4 GW expansions there's ALWAYS a old, powerful, forgot by everyone foe (Lich+Shiro+Abaddon+Great Destroyer) and you are always the fool who is caught in the middle and have to stop it saving the world?

P.S: in GW2 too!

Verene

Verene

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jan 2009

[SOTA]

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Why in all 4 GW expansions there's ALWAYS a old, powerful, forgot by everyone foe (Lich+Shiro+Abaddon+Great Destroyer) and you are always the fool who is caught in the middle and have to stop it saving the world?

P.S: in GW2 too!
Well, that's just a standard fantasy trope, really. A lot of things do that

Voodoo Rage

Voodoo Rage

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2008

Sacramento, CA

Geezers

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Originally Posted by chuckles79 View Post
That's right I totally forgot NPC collectors. There are these <lvl 10 collectors in all these ultra-hostile and unlivable environments. Deep in Charr territory, the Ring of Fire Islands, deep in warden/outcast territory and so on.

They made it slightly more believable in Nightfall where they put ghosts in the more inhospitable evironments, but that begs the question of how they can hold these items, why do they want them, and how do they store them along with having items to give you for them.
I always picture the collectors as these survival type guys who choose to live away from civilization and they pay you a reward for you bringing them trophies of nearby pests who they themselves have to waste time hunting and clearing out when you aren't around.

Elusive of SoLD

Elusive of SoLD

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2007

England

SoLD

Mo/Me

When I saved the world from Abaddon and became a renowned hero, my next quest was being ordered to get my hands dirty and take the trash out! (by Hedge Wizard Mabai in Garden of Seborhin). Talk about a fall from grace!

gremlin

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Oct 2006

GWAR

Me/Mo

Why in all 4 GW expansions there's ALWAYS a old, powerful, forgot by everyone foe (Lich+Shiro+Abaddon+Great Destroyer) and you are always the fool who is caught in the middle and have to stop it saving the world?

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Originally Posted by Verene View Post
Well, that's just a standard fantasy trope, really. A lot of things do that
Yeah agreed just watch "The Mummy"

They could have killed the guy a thousand different ways but chose to do it in the one way that had a very slight chance of turning him into an unkillable monster able to destroy the world.
So that's what they did.

Motto just chop the head off and burn the bugger, better yet serve him up at a banquet and eat him.

Chasing Squirrels

Chasing Squirrels

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2008

Hmm you are all trying to apply logic to guild wars?

Nekodesu

Nekodesu

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2009

Why doesn't my characters run slower, die or sleep in when I afk in the snow in EoTN? Hello!?

Why does my chars boobs bounce when I can't do a hellicopter with the dudes?

Who the hell is Menzies and wtf is he doing now?

Technomancer

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jan 2011

NW Illinois

Black Hand Gang

N/Mo

After running "Warn the Tengu" about 23 times (getting the mules leveled up in preparation for Canthan New Year) I can't help but notice the large pile of human skulls in the "friendly" Tengu camp. Do they just pick off a stray traveler now and then, and have him for supper? Maybe as revenge for all those chicken dinners we have...

Artinnia

Artinnia

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Oct 2007

Does my Guild Hall count?

Dragoon Knights of Fury

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Originally Posted by SparkleBiker View Post
After running "Warn the Tengu" about 23 times (getting the mules leveled up in preparation for Canthan New Year) I can't help but notice the large pile of human skulls in the "friendly" Tengu camp. Do they just pick off a stray traveler now and then, and have him for supper? Maybe as revenge for all those chicken dinners we have...
Could be Crimson Skull skulls... those raiders are a pain even to the Tengu I'm sure.

What I want to know is... how in the world did Palawa Joko get to Gunnar's Hold for the Bison Tourney, knock Mogni out and then take over as the tourney champion... when we are the 'champions' after completing the quest for the first time.

cataphract

cataphract

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2005

Ashford Abbey

Hey Mallyx [icU]

Mo/Me

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Originally Posted by TheRaven View Post
When my character has to lug around the Scepter of Orr in Sanctum Cay, why can't she fight with the thing. It's supposed to be a powerful staff, so why can't i use it as a weapon just like any other staff......or at least knock someone over the head with the thing.
Agree with this but what's been bothering me since I first loaded Sanctum Cay some five years ago is... Why the hell does he want my Scepter when he already has one of his own?!

Where does my pet go after I remove Charm (or Comfort) Animal from my skillbar? Pet Mists?

How can Kuunavang go all hummingbird on us without actually flapping her wings like a madman?

Zodiac Meteor

Zodiac Meteor

Imma Firin Mah Rojway!

Join Date: Aug 2008

At the Mac Store laughing at people that walk out with anything.

E/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mia Clemons View Post
The Backpack, Belt Pouch, x2 Bags, and an additional Equipment pack.
Total possible space for items on character: 65

The thing that doesn't make sense is that in this massive storage space is that you can store very large and VERY heavy items. I can tell you for a fact that a Mace/Hammer weighs quite a bit, yet i can store 65 of them AND still run the same speed as without them. I have no idea how much Platinum weigh but 100 of them would undoubtedly weigh something.
Yes I know this is a GAME and not realistic but i always thought it was odd that we can have so much storage on our characters without any visual representation.
Dude, we can carry 250 iron ingots. The typical single iron ingot weights 60 pounds, multiply by 250 and your carrying 15,000 pounds of iron in your back pack.

Which reminds me, the Nightfall warrior Endgame armor requires 400 iron ingots and 400 bones, assuming a single bone weights 3 pounds. That armor weights 25,200 pounds, far outweighing Master Chiefs armor. That's the same weight as the Cowboys Stadium's Center-Hung Diamond Vision TV screens.

If we can run around no problem wearing 25k pounds of armor, I'm pretty sure we can carry extra stuff.

A11Eur0

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Apr 2005

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I also was wondering how we could fit stacks of iron and steel in a backpack.

sunh3h3

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2005

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Originally Posted by A11Eur0 View Post
I also was wondering how we could fit stacks of iron and steel in a backpack.
it's Xunlai MAGICCCCCC, havent you been reading the dialogs?

another one: i was getting a run on one of the dungeons, i was getting reputation points while the runner was killing the mobs...
now how come in my world i don't get reputation points when i watch famous people do their things.

Bright Star Shine

Bright Star Shine

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Nov 2009

Belgium

Club of a Thousand Pandas [LOD???]

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Originally Posted by Nekodesu View Post
Why does my chars boobs bounce when I can't do a hellicopter with the dudes?

Who the hell is Menzies and wtf is he doing now?
@ the first one: Because we all know that a helicopter, even in real life is quite a physical achievement, although my gf still doesn't seem to get it :P

@ The second one: Brother of balthazar, jealous something, wants to take over FoW or something, something, lore blabla...

My question: Why can my ele eat 1,500 cupcakes, and yet not grow fat? And 1,500 was when I spammed to max my title :P

But, indeed, we're trying to add logic to a video game.. Durr...