How not to recruit for guilds (funny)

When I saw this, I just had to laugh....



Anyone got any other pics or quotes from recruiters who were just going about it the wrong way?

100g

It must be an exclusive guild, sign me up!!

Ah wait my names not june...........

"Joing my ****ing guild you ****ing N0obs!"

Yeah, I read something like that aswell, you had to pay 100g to go in the guild.

I pm'ed him saying: Do you really think ppl will join your guild after reading that?
But sadly he never replied.

ya i mean if they cant use there own 100 gold.. why bother...100 gold isnt anything.. but if hes not willing to pay to get you in..just why?

Yeah my favorite are the people cussing and threatening "n00bs" to join their guild. Oh yeah sign me up...right hehe

Yea haven't seen that for a while, so I actually forgot about those

gonna take a screeny next time I see one

What about the people offering 1k for someone to join. I dont know if I would really want the kind of people who would respond to that in my guild. Not to mention that most would quit right after they got their gold.

Because sadly enough he was probably swamped with people wanting to join, and was too busy to reply

A guild with no hall shows no dedication.

Saw one yesterday in pre- with something along the lines of "we almost have enough for a cape!"

/sigh

"Who wants to join my guild?"

Umm...who the heck are you and why would I want to join your guild?

"New guild! First ten to join will be officers!"

That'll work - letting the ten most impulsive people join your guild who're all seeking power. Certainly the beginnings of a great, cohesive guild.

Some of those that spam offerings of letting the first 10 in to be officers, might be trying to sell the guild. Doesnt always work trying to sell that is, but I have heard stories of this.

one i saw was along the lines of:

who wants to join my guild, we have a hall and a cape, 100 gold to join. you get 75 gold per week for being in the guild



it costs 100 gold to join... but then they pay you to stay....

100G to join a guild? Prob because of the 100 gold you need to pay to invite. BTW what happend to Guild inviting sprees? Where you invite EVERYONE you can that dosen't have a guild in the pre-searint?
btw: hi PA! its Warrior SIX!

They should have a huge menu that has every guild listed and let the guilds choose whether they are recruiting or not. If they are, then the person wanting to join it could just send a message to the leader.

That is what forums and websites are for. No need to put this in game.

Join guild _ _ we welcome you to our guild pay 5k after you join
the _ _ is a real guild tho im not going to say there name but i saw this and i almost wet myself of thinking about how many members they had

Probably the most sad guild i seen was..."JOIN OUR GUILD PVP/HOH/GVG---WE HAVE 70 OFFICERS!!!

OMFG-70 OFFICERS!

You know some guilds just do that for ease of GvG