How not to recruit for guilds (funny)

That's actually not a bad idea, because if everyone is an officer, only the leader can kick members.

That is a generalization that can not be apply to every guild out there.

"Join our guild were (insert high number) Rank and (insert low number) Rating"

I was helping some lower level characters through Ruins of Surmia with my ranger (lvl 16 or 17 at the time)

"You want to join our guild? You'd be like the 2nd highest level person and would be a shoe-in for an officer!"

"Yeah.... Thanks, but no thanks..."

I got my guild by entering Pre-Searing and seeing a guild called '[CUTE]' and I whispered the guild leader and said 'omgz! i want 2 b CUTE plz plz plz can i b CUTE???'

They make everyone an officer and encourage people to recrute anyone they can so everyone can engage in drinking parties and random henchmen GvG.

lol saw something weird in presearing the other day it was like this
"Pm me if you want to join my guild i almost have enough to start it!!!"

mmm worst i saw was..."JoiN My GUiLd!!!!! We HaVe C00L CAPeS, GUiLD HaLL, C00L MeMbErS!!!!! N0 N00Bz Xp3rTs OnLY!!!" (note: the random capital letters were probably in a different order)

Sometimes when I'm in Tombs I put up silly recruiting slogans to pass the time while we check our skills, build etc. My favorite is "Dark Wing Cadre is Recruiting a Dominatrix. Must be into slap and tickle. School-Teacher outfit a real turn-on." Sadly, I have had many people respond!

-Pagan

How to not recruit for guilds:

Simplest way is not recruit. Solves that problem.

Harder way is kill every other person who plays guild wars so random people don't whisper you "Hey can I join ur guild? it looked kewl".

I vote the hard way. Let's kill stuff. I'll go get my nubstick.

That is just sweet. I might've given the poor chap the money to go buy himself a cape. I just love that innocence...

i love our "Must be into slap and tickle" its just funny.

"Join up! The 20th person to join gets a free green item!"

Probably Flint's Artifact.

Mainly the guild name rather than the recruiting thing, but it was overspammed.

I once wrote: "Orange Roast Mafia recruiting! One active member! We have a cape and a hall. PM me." It's all true, so I thought some people might get a kick out of it. Anyway, it was a major pain to get that hall all by myself...

In Beacons Perch I saw a lvl 7 monk type this:
"Guild recruiting professional runners. Req. Must be able to pass test of running me to Droknars right now"


In Ascalon I saw these:
"Guild looking for active mature members 18yrs and over. Must be able to prove age"


self-recruitment at it's best:
"LVL 20 W/R rank 6 looking to join a guild that will buy me a full set of 15k armor and given officer status"

Im not sure whats sadder

That people will say these things, or that someone will prob reply.

Hahaha. 'mature members' with age requirement. There's tons of very immature 18+'s, and also tons of very mature -18's, silly people for sure.. Prolly the recruiter wasn't really mature after all

Prolly should log the recruit messages, there's some pretty hilarious ones time to time...

I'm ok with "mature age" guilds. Though how they plan on asking you to "prove" it is beyond me. The other two... Not sure too much can be said about these...

how to prove it-Give us ur Credit Card #, hehehehehe