Worst Monster name

Snograt

Snograt

rattus rattus

Join Date: Jan 2006

London, UK GMT??0 ??1hr DST

[GURU]GW [wiki]GW2

R/

Kedric Trolltwatter.

Oh wait... that's me

mint

mint

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2006

NYC

Custodian Hulgar....it just makes me think of a large, russian janitor.

Nevin

Nevin

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jul 2005

Brrrrr Windburn

jmj102

jmj102

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2005

W/Mo

Martha Doomspeak, Peace and Harmony boss outside rankor. I could of sworn this was a refernce to Martha Stewart.

Jakerius

Jakerius

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Sep 2005

Marhan's Grotto, reminiscing about the good old days when it had more than two people.

Children of Orion [CoO]

R/Mo

My favourite is the Hydra boss called Chak Hak Shwak or something like that. Unsure as to the exact spelling.

Worst monster name is that damn Wind Rider boss you have to kill for one of the Secondary Profession missions. I can't even pronounce it's name.

I think a cool boss would be a Necro Sand Giant (or Giant of some kind) boss. He would be called Hulk Smash (Green, gigantic... hulkifying)

JjK

JjK

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2005

Knights Templar

W/E

Glint

Evil_Chyros

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Oct 2005

Legion of Midnight Aguila

E/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by rezabm
Grawl bosses names sound like generated by some lame program

Pekpek, Dimdim, Wupwup...the best one is probably Onaona Kubkub

I miss Lollol or Roflrofl
In our country Philippines, Pekpek means a private organ of a woman. In other words V*****.

We filipinos find it funny though.

DeathDealer

DeathDealer

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2005

The Dark Side of the Moon....and I'm goin' back real soon

Guildless

R/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Evil_Chyros
In our country Philippines, Pekpek means a private organ of a woman. In other words V*****.

We filipinos find it funny though.
LOL...thats good stuff...I wonder if anet knows this?

Cottage Pie

Cottage Pie

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2005

Birmingham, England

Taking Aegis

Mo/Me

'Ferk Mallet'

I mean, Is 'ferk' alluding to another word

not a bad name though...worst name would be hmmm 'bonetti' in old ascalon, is he named after the skill, or the skill after him? Either way it sounds like an Italian Icecream.

Matsumi

Matsumi

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Mar 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cottage Pie
'Ferk Mallet'

I mean, Is 'ferk' alluding to another word

not a bad name though...worst name would be hmmm 'bonetti' in old ascalon, is he named after the skill, or the skill after him? Either way it sounds like an Italian Icecream.
There was actually kind of an interesting read I found that explained how people came up with the term "Bonetti's defense". Rocco Bonetti was his name I guess.

MrJerrypants

MrJerrypants

Academy Page

Join Date: Dec 2005

i miss you



Enough said.

Ulivious The Reaper

Ulivious The Reaper

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2006

The Shadowed Assassins

W/Mo

oh gosh, theres some monster some where outside of droks named Kuug Smuush i think its a troll lol

De Skjeve Rechtn

De Skjeve Rechtn

Academy Page

Join Date: Aug 2005

Belgium (europe)

RunningRangers [RR]

Plexus Shadowhook Abandons Mouth- Mesmer Spider
Spindle Agonyvein Abandons Mouth- Monk Spider
Goss Darkweb Abandons Mouth- Necro Spider
Rull Browbeater Perdition Rock- Monk Ettin
Dassk Arossyss Dunes of Despair - Monk Forgotten

All gotten from http://www.xennon.co.uk/eliteskills/
have a look, a lot of funny names

Angel Develin

Angel Develin

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2005

Lions Arch

Minions of Kronos

N/Me

lol the only cool boss name is The Judge. the rest of it are all weird

Francis Demeules

Francis Demeules

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2006

Canada, Qc

[Holy]

Me/Mo

Demetrios the Enduring, I just hate him

Grun Galesurge: Did he use Gale? No! Did he use E-Surge? No! Its a monk!
Perfected Cloak
Perfected Armor

and 2 Cairn: Cairn The Deatroyer, Cairn The Smug

Brother Doug

Brother Doug

Academy Page

Join Date: Jan 2006

Ascalon, duh. Oh wait, in real life?

Mo/E

Any of the Forgotten custodians. I can't look at 'em without picturing them with a mop, cleaning up trash...

Bairn the Sinless, a White Mantle Mesmer in Riverside Province. Yep, I'm sure killing hundreds of Chosen counts as 'sinless.'

TAZTG

TAZTG

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2006

MD

[BuA]

W/

My favorite is Fred Flintstone



No really these are funy.

Jewk Swem Pleg
Rept Parn Freg
Vook Foomble

shadowfell

shadowfell

hamonite anur ruk

Join Date: Jan 2006

Echovald Forest

[PhD] Teh Academy

Me/A

Niggh Spinechill..

Necromancer boss for the elite, Spiteful Spirit.

We were leaving rankor, looking for the boss to cap, and a party member says, "there he is!" and another party member says, "aight, let's cap this niggh" I was like "wtf, how rude" and then turning my view around, I saw the bosses name was indeed, Niggh Spinechill and all was right with the world. And yah, it was funny.

Funk Master Snuggs

Banned

Join Date: Dec 2005

Fresno, CA

We Are Nightstalkers

W/E

Stank Reekfoul...gotta love that one!

Cottage Pie

Cottage Pie

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2005

Birmingham, England

Taking Aegis

Mo/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Matsumi
There was actually kind of an interesting read I found that explained how people came up with the term "Bonetti's defense". Rocco Bonetti was his name I guess.

Then I expect Capo Ferro to be added to my skillbar soon ^^

Juno Onuj

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2006

Colorado

I Believe You But My Tommy Gun [Dont]

Mo/



little blurry, but Skitt Skizzle sounds like a lame white rapper.

swippy

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jul 2005

Finland

Team Revenge

N/

Lol, I just made the quest Rangers Path and there was a boss wind rider called Yxsthotosth...yea...

And I agree, the grawl names are funny...I still remember when I got Poison Arrow from Pippip.

Sagius Truthbarron

Sagius Truthbarron

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

Animal Factory [ZoO]

A/

Vulg Painbrain

Ferk Mallet

Both from Ring of Fire.

Numa Pompilius

Numa Pompilius

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

At an Insit.. Intis... a house.

Live Forever Or Die Trying [GLHF]

W/Me

I was out touristing in Talmark Wilderness, and found two bosses with bizarre names. There was a fire imp which I didn't screenshot, and then there was this guy:


Muu Swifthorn. On a minotaur. Ouch.

tuperwho

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

Tenacious Knights of Doom [TKD]

Worst: Priest of Menzies from FoW. I know it's spelled differently, but Menzies.... I mean c'mon.

Best: Spasmo Thunderbolt

thor hammerbane

thor hammerbane

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2005

Dark Side of the Moon

Fat Kids Are Hard To Kid[nap]

Cairn the Smug...He won't be so damn smug when i tear him a new food hole..

DeathDealer

DeathDealer

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2005

The Dark Side of the Moon....and I'm goin' back real soon

Guildless

R/Mo

heres a good one I just saw for the first time since I started playing 8 months ago


Matsumi

Matsumi

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Mar 2006

I was doing the bonus for D'Alessio Seaboard, and during the defend part of Confessor Dorian or whatever, some boss came out named Nizza the sickle.

Francis Demeules

Francis Demeules

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2006

Canada, Qc

[Holy]

Me/Mo

There one during the Beta, there a Naja in the Luxon territory called, The Chosen of Dwayna or something like this, I have a pic but I can't for now. Later I will post it.