Dear Mhenlo,
You are a sexy hunk of a monk. I hope you are not the celibate kind of monk because I would like to have babies with you. I like how the tribal designs on your clothes match your head and arm tattoos, that is pure class!
After post searing why are you not called Brother Mhenlo anymore? Did you get demoted? If so I will kick the arse of whomever demoted you, because you are surely the best monk ever!
Love and Kisses,
Lady Aluna
<3 <3 <3
NPC Fan Mail
LadyAluna
Spooky
It could be that he abandoned his formal title when he lost his Abbey in the Searing (now the Sanitarium.) I believe that there may be more quests attached to these characters that we aren't seeing yet (as we follow them through Ascalon, the Shiverpeaks, and then they kind of disappear until the Crystal Desert /S. Shiverpeaks & RoF) so perhaps you'll get your answer one of these days.
Garias Whitanian
Dear Ascalon guards,
For christs sakes dont just stand there ! fight !
Garian
For christs sakes dont just stand there ! fight !
Garian
Adaria
Dear Prince Rurik
For the love of god, either you lead or you follow, don't just go back and forth. Don't just stand there when you say 'follow me' and don't be stupid enough to bum rush a shniz load of charr. I think you really need to learn the term 'teamwork'.
No disrespect, and oh yeah, don't stand near the edge of any mountains in Frost Gate... >.>;
~Adaria
For the love of god, either you lead or you follow, don't just go back and forth. Don't just stand there when you say 'follow me' and don't be stupid enough to bum rush a shniz load of charr. I think you really need to learn the term 'teamwork'.
No disrespect, and oh yeah, don't stand near the edge of any mountains in Frost Gate... >.>;
~Adaria
Lasher Dragon
Dear Prince Rurik,
You suck. I hate you and I will laugh at your funeral. Oh and your sword sucks too. Die.
Love, Lasher Dragon
You suck. I hate you and I will laugh at your funeral. Oh and your sword sucks too. Die.
Love, Lasher Dragon
Arrow Whisper
Dear Stefan
WTH are you thinking? Just because I target something and shoot at it with a ranged weapon it does not mean I want you to bum rush it! Stay back until I call a target you fool! How big of an idiot are you? Why can't you follow directions?
Your stupid....
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Dear Little Thorn
See letter to Stefan above you idiot.
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Dear Alesia
Please rez Little Thorn and Stefan
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Dear Reyna
Hell of a job, keep up the great work. Go back and purchase some freak'n skills would you? How about Poison or ignite? You stay back, you stay alive rather well, and your hot. But can you use some skills please? Oh and where the hell is your pet? /sigh
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Dear Claude
Keep it up bud your doing great! I love the mana pump you give Alesia, she needs it as many times as she needs to rez the two idiot warriors. Keep your hands off Reyna, she's mine.
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Dear Orion
Please for the love of all that is good and holy purchase some armor with + to physical attacks.
WTH are you thinking? Just because I target something and shoot at it with a ranged weapon it does not mean I want you to bum rush it! Stay back until I call a target you fool! How big of an idiot are you? Why can't you follow directions?
Your stupid....
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Dear Little Thorn
See letter to Stefan above you idiot.
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Dear Alesia
Please rez Little Thorn and Stefan
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Dear Reyna
Hell of a job, keep up the great work. Go back and purchase some freak'n skills would you? How about Poison or ignite? You stay back, you stay alive rather well, and your hot. But can you use some skills please? Oh and where the hell is your pet? /sigh
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Dear Claude
Keep it up bud your doing great! I love the mana pump you give Alesia, she needs it as many times as she needs to rez the two idiot warriors. Keep your hands off Reyna, she's mine.
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Dear Orion
Please for the love of all that is good and holy purchase some armor with + to physical attacks.
Rellok
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Dear Alesia Please rez Little Thorn and Stefan ------------------------------------------------------------------------ |
Dear Alesia, please stay back. Just because there is no rezzing or healing to do, does not mean that you become a tank. Remember, you have a ranged weapon for a reason.
(secondary addition for Orion)
Please pay attention to the casting time for your spells. If there is a group, try casting firestorm EARLIER.
Adaria
Dear Devona
Damn you're hot, whats with that armor? You know what I mean...
. Farrah, that little wannabe, could never be you, for so many reasons. You really should hang out more with us and less with Cynn and the others...
Lotsa Love, Adaria
Dear Henchies,
Dude, look at what happens for getting all drugged up and getting that idea to run off? You got stuck as a henchie for life, what a sucky punishment eh? Then again you're too messed up to really notice it looks like... I pity you, sorta...
Claude, dude, get some contacts that actually have pupils, you look like the walking dead...
Thom, see what happens when you desert us? Eternal punishment as a henchman forever!
Alesia, You were made a henchie to learn how to actually do your job, yet you try, you just aren't good enough yet, get better or be a henchman forever!
Stephan, you look way too much like some Slyvester Stalone thing, its kind of scary, you're all expressionless or something...
Thom, again, you look like a fat italian guy, not some big badass warrior...
Lina, You're cool, not sure why you're a henchie, maybe you need the money huh?
Reyna, you're hot, you don't even need to be a henchie, what with that ranger pole dance...
EDIT: Oh yeah and Dunham, you're ok, but too red, and whats with all of you ranged weap guys having the same damn wand? Its kind of creepy like you're in some colt. Once again, Orion, stay off the damn drugs...
-Adaria
Damn you're hot, whats with that armor? You know what I mean...
. Farrah, that little wannabe, could never be you, for so many reasons. You really should hang out more with us and less with Cynn and the others...Lotsa Love, Adaria
Dear Henchies,
Dude, look at what happens for getting all drugged up and getting that idea to run off? You got stuck as a henchie for life, what a sucky punishment eh? Then again you're too messed up to really notice it looks like... I pity you, sorta...
Claude, dude, get some contacts that actually have pupils, you look like the walking dead...
Thom, see what happens when you desert us? Eternal punishment as a henchman forever!
Alesia, You were made a henchie to learn how to actually do your job, yet you try, you just aren't good enough yet, get better or be a henchman forever!
Stephan, you look way too much like some Slyvester Stalone thing, its kind of scary, you're all expressionless or something...
Thom, again, you look like a fat italian guy, not some big badass warrior...
Lina, You're cool, not sure why you're a henchie, maybe you need the money huh?
Reyna, you're hot, you don't even need to be a henchie, what with that ranger pole dance...
EDIT: Oh yeah and Dunham, you're ok, but too red, and whats with all of you ranged weap guys having the same damn wand? Its kind of creepy like you're in some colt. Once again, Orion, stay off the damn drugs...
-Adaria
Soul Monarch
Dear Alesia,
Don't get me wrong, you're rather cute, but I don't think the monsters have any reservations about hitting girls. So please, when I run into attack, please don't sprint past me into the mass of enemies.
Sincerely, Monarch
P.S. You are not a tank.
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Dear Cynn,
You are a vision of loveliness. Your impeccable sense of style and poise make me happy... in my pants. Nothing turns me on more than having you threaten to cast Firestorm on me if I sleep around on you. Watching you kill monsters is the greatest joy that my short Guild Wars existence has yet provided.
Never leave me, Guild Wars just wouldn't be the same without you.
In Love, Monarch
P.S. You kick that little pansy Orion's ass.
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Dear Lina,
Why do you rule so much? You've saved my life more times than I care to count. Your handily placed Reversal of Fortune always gives me the edge I need in a fight. I wish Alesia were cool like you are.
Gratefully, Monarch
P.S. How do you cast Reversal of Fortune on four people simultaneously anyways?
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Dear Devona,
Thanks for being a meat shield. You make me glad I got this far, because Thom and Stephan are sort of stupid. Especially Thom. (I think he hits the bottle a little too hard before missions.)
You're a hottie, but it will never work out between us. I'm in love with Cynn, and she's a jealous little elementalist. If she thought we were flirting, I wouldn't be able to guarantee your safety anymore.
Your Good Friend, Monarch
P.S. I dig the hammer.
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Don't get me wrong, you're rather cute, but I don't think the monsters have any reservations about hitting girls. So please, when I run into attack, please don't sprint past me into the mass of enemies.
Sincerely, Monarch
P.S. You are not a tank.
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Dear Cynn,
You are a vision of loveliness. Your impeccable sense of style and poise make me happy... in my pants. Nothing turns me on more than having you threaten to cast Firestorm on me if I sleep around on you. Watching you kill monsters is the greatest joy that my short Guild Wars existence has yet provided.
Never leave me, Guild Wars just wouldn't be the same without you.
In Love, Monarch
P.S. You kick that little pansy Orion's ass.
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Dear Lina,
Why do you rule so much? You've saved my life more times than I care to count. Your handily placed Reversal of Fortune always gives me the edge I need in a fight. I wish Alesia were cool like you are.
Gratefully, Monarch
P.S. How do you cast Reversal of Fortune on four people simultaneously anyways?
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Dear Devona,
Thanks for being a meat shield. You make me glad I got this far, because Thom and Stephan are sort of stupid. Especially Thom. (I think he hits the bottle a little too hard before missions.)
You're a hottie, but it will never work out between us. I'm in love with Cynn, and she's a jealous little elementalist. If she thought we were flirting, I wouldn't be able to guarantee your safety anymore.
Your Good Friend, Monarch
P.S. I dig the hammer.
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Madjik
Dear Gwen,
I sware to god your the evilist little girl i know. Hiding behind that flute and little girls cape and happily prancing about asking for flowers isnt fooling anybody and we know your out for world dominition. Only proof I need of this is that you've completly dissapeared after searing leaving your flute behind as your only clue, since the flute didnt help hide your evil nature in pre~searing what makes you think im going to consider you dead post? Your flute was a decoy then and i have no doubt that its a decoy now.
I want 20% of all tiths you recieve once your evil little plan has succeded and you are finally recognized as .::Emporer Gwen::. That 20% is for buying you that stupid cape and flute all the while letting you dance around me and "heal" me, consider it an investment for helping you hide your true evil nature. I should ask for 30% for all the times you trapped me on a cliff edge so that I couldnt move forcing me to watch you twirl in circles for a ½ hour or more, however im a generous fool and cant help it as im sure you noticed when I gave you that flute and towel...er....'cape'....to begin with. However, i will tack on an additional 5% for forcing me to listen to all the drivel that poored out of your mouth on a fairly constant basis (Mom this, Prince Rurik that, Gimme your flowers or die). I know you will eventually see things my way and since 25% isnt much to ask considering, I await your egar reply.
Reguards,
Adelissa Signe
I sware to god your the evilist little girl i know. Hiding behind that flute and little girls cape and happily prancing about asking for flowers isnt fooling anybody and we know your out for world dominition. Only proof I need of this is that you've completly dissapeared after searing leaving your flute behind as your only clue, since the flute didnt help hide your evil nature in pre~searing what makes you think im going to consider you dead post? Your flute was a decoy then and i have no doubt that its a decoy now.
I want 20% of all tiths you recieve once your evil little plan has succeded and you are finally recognized as .::Emporer Gwen::. That 20% is for buying you that stupid cape and flute all the while letting you dance around me and "heal" me, consider it an investment for helping you hide your true evil nature. I should ask for 30% for all the times you trapped me on a cliff edge so that I couldnt move forcing me to watch you twirl in circles for a ½ hour or more, however im a generous fool and cant help it as im sure you noticed when I gave you that flute and towel...er....'cape'....to begin with. However, i will tack on an additional 5% for forcing me to listen to all the drivel that poored out of your mouth on a fairly constant basis (Mom this, Prince Rurik that, Gimme your flowers or die). I know you will eventually see things my way and since 25% isnt much to ask considering, I await your egar reply.
Reguards,
Adelissa Signe
WeiPing
Dear King What'sHisName:
Hahaha, your son is a puss!
Hahaha, your son is a puss!
Harlas Kije
Dear Charr:
Next time you decide to have a barbecue--please let me know so I can bring the marshmallows.
Also--just so you know--I will be bringing a group of adventurers who all belong to the guild "Henchman" out to you sometime. Apparently they firmly believe the end of the world is near and are more than willing to run out for a meet and greet with any of your many warbands.
Please do me a huge favor and intrdouce them to your swords and axes--EACH AND EVERY single one of them. I am tired of you letting one of them "live" thereby forcing me to have to regroup back at town once more.
As usual--you can have their armor and gold upon their death.
Peace and well wishes,
Harlas
Next time you decide to have a barbecue--please let me know so I can bring the marshmallows.
Also--just so you know--I will be bringing a group of adventurers who all belong to the guild "Henchman" out to you sometime. Apparently they firmly believe the end of the world is near and are more than willing to run out for a meet and greet with any of your many warbands.
Please do me a huge favor and intrdouce them to your swords and axes--EACH AND EVERY single one of them. I am tired of you letting one of them "live" thereby forcing me to have to regroup back at town once more.
As usual--you can have their armor and gold upon their death.
Peace and well wishes,
Harlas
Epinephrine
Dear Forest Animals;
I realise that the woods and vales of the beautiful land we walk through on our jouneys is your home as well as ours, and I am truly sorry that we must wander around in it as often as we do, disturbing your relaxing environs. While mostly you ignore myself and my comrades, from time to time it seems that your curious nature gets the better of you and you wander over to find out what the fires falling from the sky feel like, or whether those shambling corpses that explode in pretty green sprays are friendly.
As a friend of nature I really don't want to hurt you, but you become enraged with my companions when through your own foolishness you are hurt in our battles with the forces of evil - for my sake and for yours, when you hear a group of heavily armed humans tromping along a path, get the hell away from us like every other animal with half a brain does. If I need your pathetic help I can always call you with my Otyugh's Cry and laugh as you throw your lives away pointlessly against a group of much superior predators.
in friendship, all my rangers.
I realise that the woods and vales of the beautiful land we walk through on our jouneys is your home as well as ours, and I am truly sorry that we must wander around in it as often as we do, disturbing your relaxing environs. While mostly you ignore myself and my comrades, from time to time it seems that your curious nature gets the better of you and you wander over to find out what the fires falling from the sky feel like, or whether those shambling corpses that explode in pretty green sprays are friendly.
As a friend of nature I really don't want to hurt you, but you become enraged with my companions when through your own foolishness you are hurt in our battles with the forces of evil - for my sake and for yours, when you hear a group of heavily armed humans tromping along a path, get the hell away from us like every other animal with half a brain does. If I need your pathetic help I can always call you with my Otyugh's Cry and laugh as you throw your lives away pointlessly against a group of much superior predators.
in friendship, all my rangers.
Mr. Matt
Dear Gywnn,
YOU GOT ME STUCK IN A CORNER AND FORCED ME TO GO THROUGH THE WHOLE MAP AGAIN ON MY FIRST EVER GAME! I HATE YOU! I'M GLAD YOU DIED/SUFFERED DURING/AFTER THE SEARING! I'D HAVE DONE IT MYSELF IF THE CHARR HADN'T! AGGHGHGHGH!!!
I like you healing me with your flute though. I miss that. Doesn't make any sense that you can do that, but whatever.
Sincerely,
The Destructor
YOU GOT ME STUCK IN A CORNER AND FORCED ME TO GO THROUGH THE WHOLE MAP AGAIN ON MY FIRST EVER GAME! I HATE YOU! I'M GLAD YOU DIED/SUFFERED DURING/AFTER THE SEARING! I'D HAVE DONE IT MYSELF IF THE CHARR HADN'T! AGGHGHGHGH!!!
I like you healing me with your flute though. I miss that. Doesn't make any sense that you can do that, but whatever.
Sincerely,
The Destructor
Grim_Grom
Dear Necromancer Munne,
You're Hot x1000000000.
Love Grim_Grom, your biggest fan.
[PS, that Vampiric Touch you gave me has never left my skillset!!]
You're Hot x1000000000.
Love Grim_Grom, your biggest fan.
[PS, that Vampiric Touch you gave me has never left my skillset!!]
Navaros
Dear Charr Crew,
You were much stronger and more experienced in the betas. I enjoyed fighting you much more back then. What the heck happened to you guys? How did you get so out of shape? What is the secret vice that made all the Charr go soft?
- A Disappointed Human
You were much stronger and more experienced in the betas. I enjoyed fighting you much more back then. What the heck happened to you guys? How did you get so out of shape? What is the secret vice that made all the Charr go soft?
- A Disappointed Human
Lone Wolf
Dear henchmen,
I am kindly asking you to stop flying. I hate the way you deal with supernatural forces - you're constantly flying
but there's neither any demon requesting anything nor the Superman logo on your chest. Therefore you shouldn't be
able to do it. Still, I see it almost daily. Yes, I'm talking to you, dearest Alesia, Orion, Stefan and Claude.
The other thing I don't like is the way you go hiding underground if someone dares to attack you while you're playing
"the happy little birdie". You don't seem to understand that the reason we're out together is teamwork.
I want you to stop hiding and come to help the rest of the party because it is vital.
Oh, and by the way, could any of you possibly try to lure some long-haired daydream hunks for signing up as henchmen?
I'd love to see them in my party...
Yours sincerely,
LW
I am kindly asking you to stop flying. I hate the way you deal with supernatural forces - you're constantly flying
but there's neither any demon requesting anything nor the Superman logo on your chest. Therefore you shouldn't be
able to do it. Still, I see it almost daily. Yes, I'm talking to you, dearest Alesia, Orion, Stefan and Claude.
The other thing I don't like is the way you go hiding underground if someone dares to attack you while you're playing
"the happy little birdie". You don't seem to understand that the reason we're out together is teamwork.
I want you to stop hiding and come to help the rest of the party because it is vital.
Oh, and by the way, could any of you possibly try to lure some long-haired daydream hunks for signing up as henchmen?
I'd love to see them in my party...
Yours sincerely,
LW
Chad
Dear Prince Rurik:
I hate you and the fact you always see it neccessary to run in the middle of every mob you can find and get yourself killed instantly, thus making us restart the entire mission over again. Now please go fly off a cliff.
-Rurik_hater
I hate you and the fact you always see it neccessary to run in the middle of every mob you can find and get yourself killed instantly, thus making us restart the entire mission over again. Now please go fly off a cliff.
-Rurik_hater
Adaria
Dear King Adelbern,
You are such an ass, and I'm really glad we left your slimehole of a kingdom. Have fun playing with the Charr, trying to rebuld Rin, and now, lacking an heir for the throne, way to go chief, you really set the standards for failure...
~Adaria,
P.S. I regret to inform you of the untimely death of your disowned son, for details, go to Frost Gate and see it for yourself first hand
You are such an ass, and I'm really glad we left your slimehole of a kingdom. Have fun playing with the Charr, trying to rebuld Rin, and now, lacking an heir for the throne, way to go chief, you really set the standards for failure...
~Adaria,
P.S. I regret to inform you of the untimely death of your disowned son, for details, go to Frost Gate and see it for yourself first hand
Divinitys Creature
Lmao
Bahahahahahahaa
Bahahahahahahaa
Nymphae DuChauve
Dear Gwen,
I am writing this in hopes that you lived through the Searing. All the fun that we had with your flute and cape. You taught me so much. As much as I enjoyed my time with you. I feel that telling everyone about our "time at band camp" is a bit forward. Please keep our secrets between us.
The only girl who ever loved you.
Nymphae....
I am writing this in hopes that you lived through the Searing. All the fun that we had with your flute and cape. You taught me so much. As much as I enjoyed my time with you. I feel that telling everyone about our "time at band camp" is a bit forward. Please keep our secrets between us.
The only girl who ever loved you.
Nymphae....
origin boudine
Dear Oink,
Oink oink oink......OINK...oink oink
Love
Origin
Oink oink oink......OINK...oink oink
Love
Origin
Garias Whitanian
Dear Gwen,
I broke your flute !
Garyian
I broke your flute !
Garyian
ManadartheHealer
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Dear Necromancer Munne,
You're Hot x1000000000. Love Grim_Grom, your biggest fan. [PS, that Vampiric Touch you gave me has never left my skillset!!] |
Studio Ghibli
Dear Alesia,
If you enjoying tanking so much, you should try becoming a warrior. I really don't see why you have to stand between me and the monster to heal me.
If you enjoying tanking so much, you should try becoming a warrior. I really don't see why you have to stand between me and the monster to heal me.
Adaria
Dear Oink,
GO IMPERVIOUS PIG GO!
WE LOVE YOU OINK! [Excuse all my caps XD]
Much love and respect, Adaria.
Dear Undertaker Cortis,
WHY?! Why did you change your oh so hot appearance? You used to look so much like the hottie on the collectors box but now, oh what have you let them do to you?!
Meh, oh well, Devona is hotter...
-Adaria
Dear Sarah,
For the love of god why did you raise a psychopathic pyromaniac child? You're a herbalist, who... helps people with their 'problems' and makes them 'feel better' hmm, maybe I know where the problem is now...
Oh and to Gwen whenever you see her in the Underworld, damn you little brat, you killed my arse in March and I'll get you for it one day!
Tell Grenth I said heyo and sorry I couldn't make it all those times I've been killed!
~Adaria
GO IMPERVIOUS PIG GO!
WE LOVE YOU OINK! [Excuse all my caps XD]
Much love and respect, Adaria.
Dear Undertaker Cortis,
WHY?! Why did you change your oh so hot appearance? You used to look so much like the hottie on the collectors box but now, oh what have you let them do to you?!
Meh, oh well, Devona is hotter...
-Adaria
Dear Sarah,
For the love of god why did you raise a psychopathic pyromaniac child? You're a herbalist, who... helps people with their 'problems' and makes them 'feel better' hmm, maybe I know where the problem is now...
Oh and to Gwen whenever you see her in the Underworld, damn you little brat, you killed my arse in March and I'll get you for it one day!
Tell Grenth I said heyo and sorry I couldn't make it all those times I've been killed!
~Adaria
quartet4
Dear Glint,
Why are you so powerful? It seems like most of the people and/or monsters I meet are pretty evenly matched with me, but when me and my buds last tussled in your humble abode you single handedly abused us like the king of pop just because we touched one of your giant omelettes-to-be. What kind of steroids are you on, and which merchant sells them?
Sincerely,
Quartet Requiem
PS If you're so strong and omnipotent, why don't you save Tyria yourself instead of sending us out against those Mursaat without even mentioning what infusion is?
Why are you so powerful? It seems like most of the people and/or monsters I meet are pretty evenly matched with me, but when me and my buds last tussled in your humble abode you single handedly abused us like the king of pop just because we touched one of your giant omelettes-to-be. What kind of steroids are you on, and which merchant sells them?
Sincerely,
Quartet Requiem
PS If you're so strong and omnipotent, why don't you save Tyria yourself instead of sending us out against those Mursaat without even mentioning what infusion is?
Red Locust
Anybody notice all the lore involved with Devona, Cynn, Mhenlo and the other guy, in the book manual and online manual? Feels like there should be a story behind all this, but instead, these characters just pop up at random places during the game without any sort of explanation or story...
psycore
Dear Alesia,
Did you shave all your blonde hair off to seem less stupid?
Did you shave all your blonde hair off to seem less stupid?
Lasher Dragon
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Dear Alesia,
Did you shave all your blonde hair off to seem less stupid? |
Qin Shi Huang
Dear Guild Leader of [Henchmen],
After some attepmts at forming parties with some elements ot your guild, I must inform you of a few thoughts:
You should be more carefull when choosing your guild members as these seem rather quiet, and rarely say a word, except "#%&$#%" when some mesmer monster interrupts their skills.
I share my loot with them, which includes gold as well, so I don't quite understand how come you con't have a cape yet. Thom seems to spend his gold in beer and pizzas, alesia probably spends it with some illegal substances. However I can't tell where the other put their gold in.
Some of your members seem to be using hacks or other mods, so that they can travel through mountains, fly, position themselves inside walls, etc. While this might be useful to shorten the path to a certain place, it may lead to block some of your members and that would be bad for your reputation.
Kind regards.
After some attepmts at forming parties with some elements ot your guild, I must inform you of a few thoughts:
You should be more carefull when choosing your guild members as these seem rather quiet, and rarely say a word, except "#%&$#%" when some mesmer monster interrupts their skills.
I share my loot with them, which includes gold as well, so I don't quite understand how come you con't have a cape yet. Thom seems to spend his gold in beer and pizzas, alesia probably spends it with some illegal substances. However I can't tell where the other put their gold in.
Some of your members seem to be using hacks or other mods, so that they can travel through mountains, fly, position themselves inside walls, etc. While this might be useful to shorten the path to a certain place, it may lead to block some of your members and that would be bad for your reputation.
Kind regards.
wwwgeek7
Dear Dunham,
Please tell me how you manage to spam Distortion so well. I tried to copy your technique and didn't seem to have enough energy. What's your secret? Have you captured the Elite Energizer Bunny skill?
Regards,
Belle Ivy (Me/E)
Please tell me how you manage to spam Distortion so well. I tried to copy your technique and didn't seem to have enough energy. What's your secret? Have you captured the Elite Energizer Bunny skill?
Regards,
Belle Ivy (Me/E)
vai demine
Dear Low-Level Creatures of Ascalon,
I'd like to give you a small bit of advice. When you see a group of Lv20 humans coming toward you, take a look at your own level. If you are anything less than 20, it is probably a good idea if you leave the area. Perhaps you can climb a tree, hide behind a rock, or even make a mad dash for another zone. But whatever you do, don't attack them. Many times the humans are not there to hurt you, they have some other, higher (perhaps even noble) objective that requires that they pass through your homeland.
From my experience, when you attack such a group, it will only result in your death. So unless that is what you seek, please stay away. Thanks for your consideration.
Vai
I'd like to give you a small bit of advice. When you see a group of Lv20 humans coming toward you, take a look at your own level. If you are anything less than 20, it is probably a good idea if you leave the area. Perhaps you can climb a tree, hide behind a rock, or even make a mad dash for another zone. But whatever you do, don't attack them. Many times the humans are not there to hurt you, they have some other, higher (perhaps even noble) objective that requires that they pass through your homeland.
From my experience, when you attack such a group, it will only result in your death. So unless that is what you seek, please stay away. Thanks for your consideration.
Vai
Morat
Dear Joe,
Please learn to eat dog meat and scraps like any other pet. I'm not going to face 8 trillion centaurs to fetch you more snacks any time soon.
Thanks
Morat
PS, you do realise that all the other devourers think you're a sellout, don't you?
Please learn to eat dog meat and scraps like any other pet. I'm not going to face 8 trillion centaurs to fetch you more snacks any time soon.
Thanks
Morat
PS, you do realise that all the other devourers think you're a sellout, don't you?
Galatea
Dear Claude,
I'm sorry I never invite you. I'll invite you on my next exploration.
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Dear Alesia,
You're not the leader of the party -- stop running off ahead of us to kill monsters. Everyone else listens.
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Dear Alesia and Claude,
I understand you are mad at me for various reasons, but you didn't have to run off and float in the sky! :PPP
I'm sorry I never invite you. I'll invite you on my next exploration.
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Dear Alesia,
You're not the leader of the party -- stop running off ahead of us to kill monsters. Everyone else listens.
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Dear Alesia and Claude,
I understand you are mad at me for various reasons, but you didn't have to run off and float in the sky! :PPP
Gaele
Dear Rurik,
I understand your position. Ok well not so much, since I've never had an experience dying by tomahawk to the head. But that's still no reason to become such a sourpuss.
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Dear Thunder Drakes,
Rubbadubdub, thanks for the l00t.
Gaele.
I understand your position. Ok well not so much, since I've never had an experience dying by tomahawk to the head. But that's still no reason to become such a sourpuss.
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Dear Thunder Drakes,
Rubbadubdub, thanks for the l00t.
Gaele.
Silmor
Dear Charr Commander,
I would hereby request to enlist in your forces. I cannot serve a prince that gives up on fights before they have even begun, who whines about the destruction of 'his' kingdom which was destroyed on his watch, who eagerly revolts against his superiors and who seems to prefer listening to the sound of his own voice over making the kill.
The Charr army seems organized, dedicated and has shown competence in achieving results. Its soldiers never flinch, cower or surrender - they are victorious or die gloriously. They take care of their own problems instead of loitering around all day offering measly experience rewards and trinkets to total strangers to help them with shopping duties, worm problems and the like.
One cannot but stand in awe of the Charr achievements. Ascalon lies in ruins, the terraforming of its landscape nearing completion. Its people are divided between the hopeless and the fleeing, and there is no one left to question your power. The land east of the Shiverpeaks is yours to command, yet I have no doubt you have greater plans ahead of you.
I would be grateful even for a low-key position in your ranks. I swear I will do my utmost to slaughter Ascalons - throughout the weeks I have spent with them, many of them have earned my burning hatred, and the controlled environment of the Arenas cannot sate my thirst for their blood. If you allow me to give my life for the Charr cause, I promise I will take at least twenty-five of my kind down with me when that time comes.
Eagerly awaiting your reply, I remain,
Silmor
I would hereby request to enlist in your forces. I cannot serve a prince that gives up on fights before they have even begun, who whines about the destruction of 'his' kingdom which was destroyed on his watch, who eagerly revolts against his superiors and who seems to prefer listening to the sound of his own voice over making the kill.
The Charr army seems organized, dedicated and has shown competence in achieving results. Its soldiers never flinch, cower or surrender - they are victorious or die gloriously. They take care of their own problems instead of loitering around all day offering measly experience rewards and trinkets to total strangers to help them with shopping duties, worm problems and the like.
One cannot but stand in awe of the Charr achievements. Ascalon lies in ruins, the terraforming of its landscape nearing completion. Its people are divided between the hopeless and the fleeing, and there is no one left to question your power. The land east of the Shiverpeaks is yours to command, yet I have no doubt you have greater plans ahead of you.
I would be grateful even for a low-key position in your ranks. I swear I will do my utmost to slaughter Ascalons - throughout the weeks I have spent with them, many of them have earned my burning hatred, and the controlled environment of the Arenas cannot sate my thirst for their blood. If you allow me to give my life for the Charr cause, I promise I will take at least twenty-five of my kind down with me when that time comes.
Eagerly awaiting your reply, I remain,
Silmor
super dooper
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Originally Posted by Red Locust
Anybody notice all the lore involved with Devona, Cynn, Mhenlo and the other guy, in the book manual and online manual? Feels like there should be a story behind all this, but instead, these characters just pop up at random places during the game without any sort of explanation or story...
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Dear Devona,
Where is your dual-sword-weilding goodness? I think you should drop the hammer and grab two swords, then do some of them fancy moves.
Regards, me.
Ordas
Dear Gwen,
I hope you've gotten some psychiatric treatment since the last time I met you. I was extermely disturbed when an 8 year old girl prances around me, happy as can be, while I slaughter hundreds of monsters and humans...blood flying everywhere. You must have been a very messed up little child.
-Ordas
Dear Stormcaller,
WTF do you do?
-Ordas
I hope you've gotten some psychiatric treatment since the last time I met you. I was extermely disturbed when an 8 year old girl prances around me, happy as can be, while I slaughter hundreds of monsters and humans...blood flying everywhere. You must have been a very messed up little child.
-Ordas
Dear Stormcaller,
WTF do you do?
-Ordas
TwinRaven
Dear Granit Citadel Armorers,
Your armor is waaaaaay over-inflated...only two options for Ranger? I mean really...no druid set, and still armor 70? I can't lose the energy bonus just to pick up, what, lightening protection...sheesh...AND please explain to me how, exactly, leather armor with little metal studs is going to give me added protecting against lightening...shame on you.
TR
Your armor is waaaaaay over-inflated...only two options for Ranger? I mean really...no druid set, and still armor 70? I can't lose the energy bonus just to pick up, what, lightening protection...sheesh...AND please explain to me how, exactly, leather armor with little metal studs is going to give me added protecting against lightening...shame on you.
TR