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Sandman Uk

Banned

Join Date: May 2005

Uk Leicester

N/R

06 Jul 2005 at 15:44 - 1

Ok Tonights update was Rubbish.

The thingy-mi-jig thing has totally ruined that area. And the whats-a-ma-corlit has totally killed of the thingy. I knew us whatsits would be stuffed with tonights update. So where is the new thingy-ma-jig we were shouting for the last week. Hey yeah Anet stuffed us all again.

Hey!!! what the release hasnt happened yet oppps

Just warming up for tonight possible update

arnansnow

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jun 2005

DOOM

E/N

06 Jul 2005 at 15:51 - 2

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sandman Uk

Ok Tonights update was Rubbish.

The thingy-mi-jig thing has totally ruined that area. And the whats-a-ma-corlit has totally killed of the thingy. I knew us whatsits would be stuffed with tonights update. So where is the new thingy-ma-jig we were shouting for the last week. Hey yeah Anet stuffed us all again.

Hey!!! what the release hasnt happened yet oppps

Just warming up for tonight possible update

That is so true. No matter what happens people will get mad, it is a law of nature.

Crimson_1190

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

Take a wild guess.....

Reality Check

W/R

06 Jul 2005 at 15:53 - 3

you forgot: "because of this i am LEAVING for WoW. "

IndyCC

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

Standing United (UNIT)

06 Jul 2005 at 15:57 - 4

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson_1190

you forgot: "because of this i am LEAVING for WoW. "

To heck with that because of today's update I dont feel that I can PvP or PvE any longer. The PvP gets ramped up but I do PvE so I'm pissed. So then I switch to PvP, but then the PvE gets ramped up so I'm pissed again. I'm tired of updates that make me pissed. I'm not switching to WoW because they may update their game which will piss me off. Dawn of War where are you, that hasn't been updated in a while I will go play that.

Talesin Darkbriar

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

California - irrigated desert...

The Myrmidon

E/N

06 Jul 2005 at 16:23 - 5

Quote:

Originally Posted by IndyCC

To heck with that because of today's update I dont feel that I can PvP or PvE any longer. The PvP gets ramped up but I do PvE so I'm pissed. So then I switch to PvP, but then the PvE gets ramped up so I'm pissed again. I'm tired of updates that make me pissed. I'm not switching to WoW because they may update their game which will piss me off. Dawn of War where are you, that hasn't been updated in a while I will go play that.

I think I will start up an online game called..."PISSED."

IndyCC

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

Standing United (UNIT)

06 Jul 2005 at 16:34 - 6

Quote:

Originally Posted by Talesin Darkbriar

I think I will start up an online game called..."PISSED."

YES! That is updated daily changing the entire rules of the game on a daily flip of a coin, that would rule.

Theus

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

W/Mo

06 Jul 2005 at 16:37 - 7

Then..at the end of the month...

You wipe the server.Then you win for listening to the constant moaning and crying of the people who play your game.

stumpy

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2005

Canucklehead BC, Canada

Advanced Necro Undead Society

06 Jul 2005 at 16:45 - 8

*cracks knuckles preparing for warmup*

This new pvp/pve system sux0r, I used to pwned n00b because I'm soo 1337 with my godly gear now your whatchamacallit has wiped my uber stuff so like ... this update is sux.

I cant believe that your did that now my ubermicro has to be like reconfigured. FIX THIS ... and for god sakes ANET GIMME MY SILVER PLATTER ... UAS & UAR ... u n00bs just sitting on yer azzes? (okay maybe that went alittle far .... my appologies)

did I forget to mention me and my gang will see you in the arch to 'pop some caps in yo biatches suxxor'

---- okay I'm ready ----

arnansnow

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jun 2005

DOOM

E/N

06 Jul 2005 at 16:48 - 9

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If you can read any of these you need a life.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/leet.php

Acheus Lokine

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2005

Pennsylvania

06 Jul 2005 at 16:50 - 10

OMG This update is the WORST. They nerfed it so bad with this thing. And now I can't even be bothered to TRY doing this other thing because of the other part of the update. ARGH!!

Dyeeo

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

San Diego

Lost Children

E/Mo

06 Jul 2005 at 16:52 - 11

Quote:

Originally Posted by arnansnow

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If you can read this you need a life.

I hate the new update.
I can no longer pown all the noobs of the game. bring back the pwning. noob.

...I have no life

Tworld2224

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

North Carolina, US

Age of Anarchy

R/Me

06 Jul 2005 at 16:53 - 12

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I hate the new update.
I can no longer pown all the noobs of the game.
Bring back the pwning. Noob

God I love having no life.

Dyeeo

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

San Diego

Lost Children

E/Mo

06 Jul 2005 at 16:55 - 13

I Beat You Too It Har Har

arnansnow

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jun 2005

DOOM

E/N

06 Jul 2005 at 16:56 - 14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dyeeo

I Beat You Too It Har Har

But can you do the other phrases I added?

Dyeeo

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

San Diego

Lost Children

E/Mo

06 Jul 2005 at 16:57 - 15

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I would own with my leet and godly armor. the noobs stood no chance. let me have my leet armor!!!!!!

kleps

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2005

W/Mo

06 Jul 2005 at 17:10 - 16

cant believe i fell for that one...

ZD_kusanagi

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2005

SLC

The Naked Dragon

Mo/Me

06 Jul 2005 at 17:20 - 17

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Thank you for not trying to read this and just hoping im not calling you an idiot noob.

Crimson_1190

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

Take a wild guess.....

Reality Check

W/R

06 Jul 2005 at 17:27 - 18

This patch suxz0r!!! I want more useless stuff. I want not only everything to be onlocked but also to start out with max equip. Then i also want to be able to make up my own equipment and new godly equipment just in case i forgot everything...AND i wanna start with every skill......

HEY !!! I WANT THE GAME TO BE LONGER AND HARDER TOO!!!! THEY ARE N00BING EVERYTHING

-yes the spelling errors were intentional

arnansnow

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jun 2005

DOOM

E/N

06 Jul 2005 at 17:29 - 19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson_1190

This patch suxz0r!!! I want more useless stuff. I want not only everything to be onlocked but also to start out with max equip. Then i also want to be able to make up my own equipment and new godly equipment just in case i forgot everything...AND i wanna start with every skill......

HEY !!! I WANT THE GAME TO BE LONGER AND HARDER TOO!!!! THEY ARE N00BING EVERYTHING

-yes the spelling errors were intentional

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Crimson_1190

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

Take a wild guess.....

Reality Check

W/R

06 Jul 2005 at 17:36 - 20

*obligitory flame at anyone who disagrees at me because they are all n00bs and in a community of thousands i am the only one who knows what the game should be... Even the designers were wrong and i don't need to be corrected about their intent...*

arnansnow

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jun 2005

DOOM

E/N

06 Jul 2005 at 17:38 - 21

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Anything you type can and will be 1337ed and posted again.

Crimson_1190

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

Take a wild guess.....

Reality Check

W/R

06 Jul 2005 at 17:39 - 22

aww and i just thought i was special

arnansnow

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jun 2005

DOOM

E/N

06 Jul 2005 at 17:40 - 23

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Nope. (I will stop now for fear of annoying people too much)

Crimson_1190

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

Take a wild guess.....

Reality Check

W/R

06 Jul 2005 at 17:47 - 24

I am just amazed, every patch proves to me that the Deliberative Discourse model as proposed by Habermas and others in the athenean paradigm is single handedly thwarted by the word: n00b and then a string of unintelligible characters (1337) that reaffirm my beloved language is dying and Shakespeare is spinning like a jet engine turbine in his worm farm....

though, I admit I am not a great speller....

stumpy

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2005

Canucklehead BC, Canada

Advanced Necro Undead Society

06 Jul 2005 at 17:56 - 25

I have now reverted to playing back in diablo because of this crappy update ... wtf ... like omg who really cares about pvp ... I WANT PVE ... *LISTEN TO ME ANET ... ME ME ME!* (<<< sure ... while we are at it, want me to pay for your diablo, or get the 133t to hack it)

*pulls out AK* now listen here you biatches wtf you nerfed the thirsty mission? I used to pwn those bisnatches with my uber skillz now wtf .... sooo bad I mean Anet HELLO IN THEIR ... making it f-ckin impossible to get my skillz now ... HOW the F can I pwn in tombs WITHOUT MY SKILLZ ... I mean ... KOREA is like SOOOO 1337 I need the Uber kill all skill AND YOU NERF THIRSTY ... NOW I WILL NEVER ASCEND (<<< good luck in chapter 2 buddy)

pwned. flamed. omg wtf u n00bs wake up. IM DEAD IM DEAD IM DEAD IM DEAD .... REZ ME U F-CKIN n00b MONK REZ ME .... U WILL DIE WITHOUT ME! F-CK THIS U BIATCHES IM OUT! (and peace at last)

----------- and balance was restored thanks to one man ----------

EDIT *********

We will wait and see if your intuitions are correct. Pray for shakespears sake that his fate be not on the hands of the whiners but his wings soar in the air of the beloved. For every bad seed, there is a field of those like us who love the game.

Sandman Uk

Banned

Join Date: May 2005

Uk Leicester

N/R

06 Jul 2005 at 18:28 - 26

I can help thinking on Wednesday update now of Little Britain Tv show and the

"I want that one" Are you sure you want that one

"Yeah I want that one" Now are you absoulutley sure you want that one

"Yeah I want that one" Ok

"I dont like it"

stumpy

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2005

Canucklehead BC, Canada

Advanced Necro Undead Society

06 Jul 2005 at 20:15 - 27

add on to above ****

I don't like it ---- are you sure you dont like it?

yeah I don't like it ---- why dont you like it?

because I asked for that one and you gave me that one but it wasn't what I wanted because I thought I like that one but it didn't do what I wanted so give me that one but this time make it more like this ---- well to make it more like this it will take exactly 5 days to prepare and test or it could be very harmful to you and others

wel then f-ck you you bloody n00b get lost but sit here and listen to me cry about it!

MSecorsky

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

So Cal

The Sinister Vanguard

Me/

06 Jul 2005 at 20:24 - 28

Is there an update expected today/tonite?

Sholtar

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

Brethren of Arms

Mo/W

06 Jul 2005 at 20:24 - 29

For all you people posting in leet...

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Translate that.

As for the thread... I HATE THIS GAME! I'M GONNA GO PLAY SOLITAIRE!

MSecorsky

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

So Cal

The Sinister Vanguard

Me/

06 Jul 2005 at 20:26 - 30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sholtar

For all you people posting in leet...

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Translate that.

As for the thread... I HATE THIS GAME! I'M GONNA GO PLAY SOLITAIRE!

I'm lucky if I can make out the W's. Married with kids, no time to learn this leet thing with kid to play with and a wife to please.

Snowman

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2005

Wales, UK

Devils Scorpions

W/E

06 Jul 2005 at 21:16 - 31

Update has just been released!!!!!!

YOU CAN NOW INVITE PEOPLE INTO YOUR INSTANCE, AND IF YOU CRASH YOU AUTOMATICALLY RE-JOIN... OMG.... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo

yea right

The Snowman.

johnnylange

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2005

USA/Near Chicago

The Divine Darkness <TDDG>

W/Me

06 Jul 2005 at 21:22 - 32

Quote:

Originally Posted by IndyCC

To heck with that because of today's update I dont feel that I can PvP or PvE any longer. The PvP gets ramped up but I do PvE so I'm pissed. So then I switch to PvP, but then the PvE gets ramped up so I'm pissed again. I'm tired of updates that make me pissed. I'm not switching to WoW because they may update their game which will piss me off. Dawn of War where are you, that hasn't been updated in a while I will go play that.

You sound like a 16 year old drama queen with PMS.

Indigo

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

Ivory and Steel

N/Me

06 Jul 2005 at 21:25 - 33

Alright that's enough silliness...

Closed.

IndyCC

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

Standing United (UNIT)

06 Jul 2005 at 21:26 - 34

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnylange

You sound like a 16 year old drama queen with PMS.

ack my alter ego has been found, I best run now...
/me 23 year old male, MBA even I educated even...I was trying to play along with the gag

Indigo

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

Ivory and Steel

N/Me

06 Jul 2005 at 23:31 - 35

*peeks in*

Hello?

This would be the part where I point out the fact that I'm not a Mod. I just thought that since everyone else was living in their fantasy world of flaming an update that never happened, I'd stop the thread by being the Mod that never was.

To my surprise, it worked for 2 hours! I would check in, periodically, to see if anyone updated, or questioned my "closure"... but no one did.

Of course the flipside of that is no one wanted to respond to IndyCC's post. I'll continue to pretend it was due to my faux-closure anyway.

(I reject that reality, and replace it with my own.)

*Ahem*

So... wow, the update... complete... err... crud... yeah, those devguys...

You may now resume your pretend flambe, already in progress.

kuramaroze

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

06 Jul 2005 at 23:36 - 36

Its 7/6/05 not 6/7/05, foo.

Indigo

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

Ivory and Steel

N/Me

06 Jul 2005 at 23:42 - 37

Quote:

Originally Posted by kuramaroze

Its 7/6/05 not 6/7/05, foo.

Wow... that was an interesting statement... and most likely an American...

However, in almost every other country other than the US, the date is displayed in this fashion day/month/year.

Hence, the date isn't incorrect. Please be fully informed prior to posting...

Arvydas

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

Soul Devourers

W/Mo

06 Jul 2005 at 23:45 - 38

Quote:

Originally Posted by kuramaroze

Its 7/6/05 not 6/7/05, foo.

don't you know only Americans write 7/6/05?

the rest of the world: 6/7/05.

foo

Sholtar

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

Brethren of Arms

Mo/W

07 Jul 2005 at 00:07 - 39

Well at least tomorrow we'll all agree so we won't have to all call each other foos. That is the plural of foo, right? I really can't tell anymore with this new English. And I thought the new math was bad.

Aniewiel

Smite Mistress

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Land of AZ, USA

Rt/E

07 Jul 2005 at 00:07 - 40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sandman Uk

Ok Tonights update was Rubbish.

The thingy-mi-jig thing has totally ruined that area. And the whats-a-ma-corlit has totally killed of the thingy. I knew us whatsits would be stuffed with tonights update. So where is the new thingy-ma-jig we were shouting for the last week. Hey yeah Anet stuffed us all again.

Hey!!! what the release hasnt happened yet oppps

Just warming up for tonight possible update

ROFLMAO! Good one, mate!