Todays 06/07/2005 Update was Sh*^%t

Nash

Nash

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2005

Sweden

The Cornerstone

This thread is moronic. Stop complaining about people complaining. You're not forum mods.

Dalia

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2005

You are all foos. This update is pinnapple!

Dalia

Antilles

Antilles

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2005

Silverdale, WA

Confuzion

W/Mo

This thread makes baby jesus cry.

smitty-gw

smitty-gw

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2005

New York

Quote:
Originally Posted by Crimson_1190
I am just amazed, every patch proves to me that the Deliberative Discourse model as proposed by Habermas and others in the athenean paradigm is single handedly thwarted by the word: n00b and then a string of unintelligible characters (1337) that reaffirm my beloved language is dying and Shakespeare is spinning like a jet engine turbine in his worm farm....

though, I admit I am not a great speller....

Dude, the worms moved on from his farm long ago.

smitty-gw

smitty-gw

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2005

New York

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dalia
You are all foos. This update is pinnapple!

Dalia

LOL, Pinnapple. Yeah Dahlia, I'm still laughing at that one myself.

Drakron

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

No, the update is a wallpaper.

And no, I am not joking ...

BigTru

BigTru

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Drakron
No, the update is a wallpaper.

And no, I am not joking ...






This message was brought to you by: BigTru

Charrbane

Charrbane

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2005

Canada

W/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by Drakron
No, the update is a wallpaper.

And no, I am not joking ...
LOL. I noticed that earlier. Looks cool it does.

BigTru

BigTru

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

I take it they moved there regular updating from everyday, to every Wednesday, to every other Wednesday?

Sandman Uk

Sandman Uk

Banned

Join Date: May 2005

Uk Leicester

N/R

I Take it all back

The update was best one ever and nobody should complain.

Better start warming up for next weeks.

ducktape

ducktape

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2005

W/R

Dude where IS the update? They didn't even post something about when we can expect an update like they did last time when they skipped a week to do the faction system.

Hopefully since the wallpaper wednesday is from Sorrow's Furnace that means they skipped this week to finish the new area?

delciotto

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2005

Canada, BC, Burnaby

Da Crips

what update u talking about i have yet to dl a update today

Schorny

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nash
This thread is moronic. Stop complaining about people complaining. You're not forum mods.
OMG, complaining about people who complain about complainers. Great!

MSecorsky

MSecorsky

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

So Cal

The Sinister Vanguard

Me/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Schorny
OMG, complaining about people who complain about complainers. Great!
Hey, quit complaining about people complaining about complainers or I'll tell!

Charrbane

Charrbane

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2005

Canada

W/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by MSecorsky
Hey, quit complaining about people complaining about complainers or I'll tell!

But if you Tell, then you'll be complaining about trying to tell people to quit complaining about people complaining about complainers.

MSecorsky

MSecorsky

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

So Cal

The Sinister Vanguard

Me/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Charrbane
But if you Tell, then you'll be complaining about trying to tell people to quit complaining about people complaining about complainers.
How far do you think people will carry this thread?

Whiner.

Jaythen Tyradel

Jaythen Tyradel

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2005

on a forum I used to be apart of, which will be left unnamed, a group of us started a useless thread and kept going posting random thoughts and stuff for over a week. It got to over 100 pages before the mod stepped in a deleted it.

PS...no..Im not challenging or suggesting you try doing that here.

Charrbane

Charrbane

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2005

Canada

W/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by MSecorsky
How far do you think people will carry this thread?

Whiner.
Don't add whining to the complaining.

Alodarn

Alodarn

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

E/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Arvydas
don't you know only Americans write 7/6/05?

the rest of the world: 6/7/05.

foo
Actually, it's

200506071635

So there!

stumpy

stumpy

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2005

Canucklehead BC, Canada

Advanced Necro Undead Society

Wow I almost lost like 2 ecto from that update lol ... i was in the midst of a trade window and Blammo lol ... I got hit with the update stick ...

* I got the update stick
I know if I can miss once, I can miss twice
I hit the weeklong pricks
Sure y'all don't believe me, but i'll hit ya tonight
And I'll show you updates
(What? What?) updates
I got the update stick *

I'm a PVE freak to the core
Get a dose once, you gon' want some more
My micro will 'pwn' ya girl, yer thoughts lost & bound to swirl
These exclusive updates I don't share with the world
I have y'all up early in the mornin, beggin, pleadin
Greivin for that update that u hopin on seein
Been a fiend for this since the beta built clicks
Get the expectations down pat, then it's time to bitch
I'll start to post, like 75 per day
till i get what i want, or the mods ban me away..
.. and I ain't in the arch with my crew all flockin
threatening other peeps immaturely smack talkin
Thats for the boys, the ones with no credit cards
with no language or skillz, cause its way to hard
I pop a lot of shit cause I can back it up
My next hopes for next week folks cause

* I got the update stick
I know if I can miss once, I can miss twice
I hit the weeklong pricks
Sure y'all don't believe me, but i'll hit ya tonight
And I'll show you updates
(What? What?) updates
I got the update stick *

(In no way is this post intended to discredit Anet, I love your work, I love GW, and like everyone else on this thread ... I'm just having fun )

Luna Thirteen

Luna Thirteen

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Chill City Bandits [CHIL]

N/Me

I'm with you all on this one, this update situation is KILLING me...I mean, what's the point of getting up on a Wednesday morning if there is no update patch to cry over? I NEED Wednesday to be my personal cry-fest, and I don't see how that's really very selfish. I mean there are still the other 6 days to cry on, and to be fair I do cry on those days as well, but those days don't feel like they belong to ME. Now I have nothing left to do but scan the forums for typos and cry about those...This is the worst day ever...

stumpy

stumpy

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2005

Canucklehead BC, Canada

Advanced Necro Undead Society

thats hilarious ... your typot chdeckin crybabee lol *

rwt2006

rwt2006

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

Texas

American Border Patrol

W/

who cares what the update would be

it probably would say something like

fixed minor bugs
removed exploits
etc. etc.




Luna Thirteen

Luna Thirteen

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Chill City Bandits [CHIL]

N/Me

Oh if they EVEN close another of my favorite exploits, I'm going to PWNZ them IRL!!!

Stev0

Stev0

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2005

Halifax, NS, Canada

Oh christ.

Dan Mega

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2005

Chicago

R/N

Usual complaints about updates?

"What the heck this is a PVP game hence the name GUILDWARS you n00bs! Give us everything NOW!"

"Warriors are not respected enough! We do all the work in battle while you n00bs stand around! Give us more elites!"

"Monks are not respected enough! Without us you're nobody! Give us more elites!"

"ME ME ME MY MY MY NOW NOW NOW!"

Yup that sums it up.

UberRusty

Banned

Join Date: Jun 2005

amsterdam, where male prostitution is legal

[GGG] Gay Guild Gals

W/R

I like big earrings,
I like to molest things,
I like listening to Sting,
I like learning about Woo Ming,
I like to eat pinnaples,
I would like to go to Naples,
I would like to eat some nipples,
I would like to get rid of my pimples,
I would like to be an example,
LOL!

Some people said I was god-sent,
Some people told me to get bent,
I was crying,
About this new update,
But where is it?!
IT'S NOWHERE!! OMGWTFBBQ

The End.

Amnon

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jul 2005

Lionhead Clan

N/E

Necromancers are the most important class in the game; we have versitile support abilities, deadly damaging spells and great hexes. Which is why I think we need more elites.

Elementalists are also offered a great number of choices and paths to take, all the more reason for the elementalists to have more choices and paths to take in terms of which elite skills to use - Elementalists should be able to carry 2 elites.

Mesmers, who are really only powerful against casters, should have a way to make up for their lack of strength against fighters by having more elites.

You can remove elites for monks (SPELLBREAKER!!!!).

Rangers, as we all know, are forming spirit groups. This, to me, is very annoying. I think the best way to deal with it is by letting them have more elites so they'll replace the spirits.

PS: Warriors should also have more elites.

Arctic Strike

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jul 2005

Champions of Nissi

W/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Mega
Usual complaints about updates?

"What the heck this is a PVP game hence the name GUILDWARS you n00bs! Give us everything NOW!"

"Warriors are not respected enough! We do all the work in battle while you n00bs stand around! Give us more elites!"

"Monks are not respected enough! Without us you're nobody! Give us more elites!"

"ME ME ME MY MY MY NOW NOW NOW!"

Yup that sums it up.

What? You would expect more from spoiled 12-18 year old gamers? Shame on you.