Favourite Henchie Quote

Rayea

Rayea

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2005

west yorkshire, Uk

Sisters of Serenity

N/Mo

yeah, but i didnt know the henchies back home in tyria were also inflicting us with their gabbin...

ooh, whats Orion and Claude saying?

Josh

Josh

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2005

England, UK

D/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rayea
yeah, but i didnt know the henchies back home in tyria were also inflicting us with their gabbin...

ooh, whats Orion and Claude saying?
Maybe they should add for Orion; "I wonder if they have that 'How to cast Firestorm' in stock down at the local Ascalon Book Store?"

Bane of Mortality

Bane of Mortality

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2005

Valor and Zeal [VZ]

I think it was the illusion henchie who said this in Cantha.

"Good always triumphs over evil! Here's to hoping we're the good guys!"

EndersNight

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jul 2005

N/Mo

You wrecked my skirt - now you pay!

lyra_song

lyra_song

Hell's Protector

Join Date: Oct 2005

R/Mo

Cynn - You hate me? I hate you back!

Charr Killer

Charr Killer

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2005

In a box on a street corner

Blazin Dragons [BD]

a guildy mentioned this:

"How many Ahm Fan does it take to fix a wagon?

10

9 to steal the parts, and 1 to fix it"


that was rich!

Evilsod

Evilsod

Banned

Join Date: Mar 2006

England

Lievs Death Squad [LDS]

Nah Orion should be saying 'Good job i bought 'Firestorm for dummies''

Eve randomly saying somet like 'I wonder how long you can live for after been buried upto your neck in lava'

Said that after clearing the bonus area of Abaddons Mouth.... then i got stuck on nothing!!!!

sgtclarity

sgtclarity

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2005

I Can Break These C[uffs]

W/

Archer-
"I think you're just afraid of the... Headshot..."

Or something :P

Wheeler

Wheeler

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Feb 2006

Florida

TBMF

E/Me

I forget the actual qoute. But, Cynn was not to happy when the twins came running up to Mhenlo..
Mhenlo a playa

NEOgeo

NEOgeo

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2005

Im Paper nerf Scissor Rock is [fine]

i have to say that its the low lvl healer hench , stepping a mile in front of me and agroing half of cantha (and probably half of tyria too) then saying "Ooops" and running back, leaving me to get slashing and bashed to death as she stands there casting diving signet , wich is only half cast by the time im ownt :s

i could SWEAR she meant it, and the "Ooops" was her sarcasticly dissing me :'@ !

Thrawn Foxheed

Thrawn Foxheed

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2005

[WDS]

Mo/Me

Kai Ying - Earth Henchman "Theres nothing wrong with you a Rebirth wouldn't fix"

Or Cynn, "A Firestorm would only improve how you look" or something like that

Ole Man Bourbon

Ole Man Bourbon

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jun 2005

Atlanta

GONG

W/E

Heh yeah I think he says something about Firestorm improving the enemy's face

Amadei

Amadei

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2005

Blinkie Ponie Armie

R/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spura
Anybody got the whole Jamelia, Cynn and Menhlo package?
Heh. Someone else requested this also on another forum, so I slapped it together real fast. Apologies about the bad cut and paste job :P

Rex the Unloving

Rex the Unloving

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2006

California, U.S

N/

lukas : "im really left handed."

Ole Man Bourbon

Ole Man Bourbon

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jun 2005

Atlanta

GONG

W/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by Amadei
Heh. Someone else requested this also on another forum, so I slapped it together real fast. Apologies about the bad cut and paste job :P

L O L

Ixi

Ixi

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2005

Martyrs to the Earth [RocK]

Sister Tai - Dont worry, if you die I'll have you up in no time (or something like that)

I was like, wtf, no... dont res me in the middle of the battle... save other henchies

Arkantos

Arkantos

The Greatest

Join Date: Feb 2006

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Amadei
LMAO. Mheleno's a pimp.

Ailyrr Merlena

Ailyrr Merlena

Academy Page

Join Date: Aug 2005

VA

E/N

At the last mission, if you choose her for your ally:

to Mhenlo: something something, I hope you brought your Healing Hands.

MasterDinadan

MasterDinadan

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

The Zaishen Force

Me/E

"Oh, you look ill. I hope it isn't trivial."

Eden2k5

Academy Page

Join Date: Jan 2006

I forget which henchmen it was, "I can dance all day!"

Arothar

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jan 2006

Fellowship of Flanders

R/E

"The sand feels good between my toes." -Lina

guess where

Valerria

Valerria

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2006

Talon's always spamming: "You've ruffled my feathers!"

RandomEngy

RandomEngy

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Kansas City Hotsteppers [KCHS]

P/

I forgot who said it, but I enjoyed "I'd call you witty, but I'd only be half right."

EternalTempest

EternalTempest

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

United States

Dark Side Ofthe Moon [DSM]

E/

I really love that unsecure air spike mage in factions
"I think I can do this.."

floppinghog

floppinghog

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2005

pit of brimstone

Squad Six Six Six [ssss]

A/Me

"how many anh fan assassins does it take to make a wagon? 9 to steal the parts and 1 to fix it." - earth hench
lol

oh another i love is, "look into the eyes of those you kill, you will remember them forever" - cutthroat

"lets open you up, and see what makes you tick" - cutthroat

floppinghog

floppinghog

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2005

pit of brimstone

Squad Six Six Six [ssss]

A/Me

"im really left handed" was so funny seeing when i was fighting this group of naga and they were dropping like flys, its like, yeah i could cause a nuke in your location if i used my strong hand..

Shusky

Shusky

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2005

Flying Purple Hippos

"I never forget a face. For you, I'll make an exception" - Panaku
"Stand still, I'm trying to break your arm" - Panaku
"I'm impressed. You move slower than the Jade Sea" - Daeman, after I dared to stop for 2 seconds.

Quinn Falcon

Quinn Falcon

Academy Page

Join Date: Apr 2005

UK, Manchester

Quote:
Originally Posted by Eden2k5
I forget which henchmen it was, "I can dance all day!"
If that's from yuun too I'm sure they're thinking of FPS doug with his quotes.

Viruzzz

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Eden2k5
I forget which henchmen it was, "I can dance all day!"
quote from the pure pwnage show. www.purepwnage.com
FPS Doug

Evilsod

Evilsod

Banned

Join Date: Mar 2006

England

Lievs Death Squad [LDS]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shusky
"Stand still, I'm trying to break your arm" - Panaku
Lmao

Yeah the henchman seem to get really impatient when you go afk

Mhenlo is definatly a pimp, would be worth getting factions just for those arguements.

I'm trying to figure out what turns Eve on... she keeps walking around Ring of Fire saying 'Go on, let me touch you' (or somet like that). I just hope it wasn't directed at the Ettins i was fighting, as last i checked she has no Touch skills.

Matsumi

Matsumi

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Mar 2006

When entering a mission, Dunham said, "How do you think I would look in a sarong?"

Shusky

Shusky

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2005

Flying Purple Hippos

I think I love Talon Sliverwing.

"In order to defeat Shiro, we need to sow more destruction. How ironic."

torquemada

torquemada

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Feb 2006

guildless

Spirit Hench...."Although I'm blind, I see you need help"

Vahn Roi

Vahn Roi

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2006

[HiDE]

^ stole the quote I was gonna use >.<

torquemada

torquemada

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Feb 2006

guildless

Sorryz!! XD

ultimate2

Academy Page

Join Date: Feb 2006

World Wonders [WW]

W/

Mine fav :
" Burn baby burn " / Cynn

Tarkin

Tarkin

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

W/N

"I will kill you all, twice" devona

Arkantos

Arkantos

The Greatest

Join Date: Feb 2006

W/

LMAO. I have a new favourite quote

"Come here little hen. The wolf is hungry" or something like that from Talon Silverwing. He should be a poet

felinette

felinette

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2006

Girl Power [GP]

Me/

My favorite: Kai Ying, Earth henchmen, says something like, "Fear not, we can always live on as a pair of Su's minions," just before a large fight with forgotten. He says it during the mission that takes you to the second storyline mission (on the starter island).

Zegorzalek

Zegorzalek

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2005

The Last Platoon

I know it was quoted before, but while doing the Iron Mines bonus a couple nights ago with guildies as we worked on our mission title, grabbing that last drink as we zoned into mission... 2 of us had to clean our monitors after Little Thom piped off with "there's snow in my boots"... too funny.