Favourite Henchie Quote
Energizer Deth Buni
One of the Mesmer henchies "You have delusions of adequacy."
xuemin
my new favourite from Seaguard Eli while fighting some Yetis (ie we're crotch height):
"hit them in the squishy parts"
"hit them in the squishy parts"
Andy_M
Gates of Kryta is I think where you get the sarong quote. It's also where Little Thom goes on about settling down and becoming a fisherman.
Queenie
"I have an arrow with your name on it" 
Forgot which henchie it was >.>;;
Forgot which henchie it was >.>;;
goober1973
"I'm sweatin' like a pig"
One of the warriors (they were standing on top of each other) in RoF.
One of the warriors (they were standing on top of each other) in RoF.
Jas
Back in Tyria there's this quest where you go and save these two girls from their icy prison... can't just remember the name of the quest nor their names atm.
Anyway, as you free them the other girl runs to distract a mob of Mursaat and shouts "To the death of us all!".
Anyway, as you free them the other girl runs to distract a mob of Mursaat and shouts "To the death of us all!".
BrutusV
"Hit them in the squishy parts" is the best xD
"I am but dust in the wind" or something like that - Redemptor Karl
I find the Factions henchies other than Jamei and Seaguard Eli are way more serious than the Prophecies ones
^ That was Saidra
"I am but dust in the wind" or something like that - Redemptor Karl
I find the Factions henchies other than Jamei and Seaguard Eli are way more serious than the Prophecies ones
^ That was Saidra
Andy_M
Quote:
| These trees won't burn.....I tried |
Cynn in Ferndale.
Seef II
Jamei: "Mhenlo and I had some wild adventures back in the day."
Hmm.
Hmm.
Ietwat
the illusion hench is the best:
How many Am-Fah does it takes to fix a car? 10, 9 to steal the parts and 1 to fix it!
How many Am-Fah does it takes to fix a car? 10, 9 to steal the parts and 1 to fix it!
Zinger314
Vermilion
I don't know if this has been posted yet..but anyway..
Not *exactly* a quote..its Claudes monologue, the Necro hench in Kryta that is.
I <3 it.
Not *exactly* a quote..its Claudes monologue, the Necro hench in Kryta that is.
I <3 it.
Markaedw
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Originally Posted by Ietwat
the illusion hench is the best:
How many Am-Fah does it takes to fix a car? 10, 9 to steal the parts and 1 to fix it! |
Urban_Nomad
"Headshot!"
"I think you're just afraid of the... Headshot!"
I vote Anet changes his name from "Yuun[Quickshot Henchman]" to
"Yuun [Headshot Henchman]"
"I think you're just afraid of the... Headshot!"
I vote Anet changes his name from "Yuun[Quickshot Henchman]" to
"Yuun [Headshot Henchman]"
Fungus Amongus
I got bodyblocked by one of the henchies yesterday and got the quote, "Having a hard time moving?"
Commander Ryker
I forget which hench says it, and it's not word for word but, "You apprear to not be bleeding, let me help you with that".
Mhenlo and again, I can't remember exact wording. I think it's when you first come out on the Viz foreign mission, "I won't give you my money, but I will give you some whoop ass".
Note to posters, please look before you post your favorites, there's a lot repeated in this thread.
Mhenlo and again, I can't remember exact wording. I think it's when you first come out on the Viz foreign mission, "I won't give you my money, but I will give you some whoop ass".
Note to posters, please look before you post your favorites, there's a lot repeated in this thread.
luinks
i'd love those quotes voiced, like in baldurs gates 2, who didn't love minsc quotes! "jump on my sword evil, i won't be as gentile"
saotomeranma
Dunham giving advice as the henchies burned to death during the Ring of Fire mission. He soon joined them.
Martian
I'm just waiting for Yuun to activate Storm Chaser and a kitchen knife appear in his hand 
Ridiculed
"A shadow has fallen across the land of Cantha, Drizzt Du Arden, and it's so big it can't get back up."
=) An awesome quote that even made me chuckle from Kai Ying, the best NPC in the worrrrrld!
(First post, weeeee)
=) An awesome quote that even made me chuckle from Kai Ying, the best NPC in the worrrrrld!
(First post, weeeee)
Star Asia
From Claude:
"Tell Grenth that Sergio sends his best."
Who...............is "Sergio"?
Cheers, Star Asia
"Tell Grenth that Sergio sends his best."
Who...............is "Sergio"?
Cheers, Star Asia
Ridiculed
Probably a good mate of Claude, or one of his tutors or the like. Elona is supposed to tie all lose ends up, so maybe you'll know if you buy that.
Star Asia
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Originally Posted by Ridiculed
Probably a good mate of Claude, or one of his tutors or the like. Elona is supposed to tie all lose ends up, so maybe you'll know if you buy that.
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Thanks for your response!
Cheers, Star Asia
bamm bamm bamm
I believe he hangs about in the catacombs.
Edit: Or maybe not. I was thinking of Oberan the Reviled.
Edit: Or maybe not. I was thinking of Oberan the Reviled.
Ozric
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Originally Posted by Star Asia
Who...............is "Sergio"?
Cheers, Star Asia |
I don't use henchies much but I do like their rants.
Dunham always says stuff befitting a mesmer in that it's a mind game like,... 'You've made me very angry!'
Sir Skullcrasher
I forgot which one of the healer henchie in Cantha said this...
"Don't worry, i'll res you" Something similar to this line.
"Don't worry, i'll res you" Something similar to this line.
Memnon
I still love Claude's "I've never understood sand."
October Jade
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Originally Posted by RandomEngy
I forgot who said it, but I enjoyed "I'd call you witty, but I'd only be half right."
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extra bacon
yay for spankings!
McMullen
Kinky Henchman
My favorite is: "I think my name makes a fine battle cry. "Koss!" What do you think?"
Also i laughed when he said "No. There are only two corsair ships, and three of us. We outnumber them!"
My favorite is: "I think my name makes a fine battle cry. "Koss!" What do you think?"
Also i laughed when he said "No. There are only two corsair ships, and three of us. We outnumber them!"
prism2525
"When you meet your ancestors, tell them I sent you"
-Aeson, Spirit Henchman. Just loved it.
also cynn's chats with mhenlo and the twins make me laugh my ass off.
-Aeson, Spirit Henchman. Just loved it.
also cynn's chats with mhenlo and the twins make me laugh my ass off.
Kriel Drache
Kai Ying is definitely my favorite in Cantha for his wit, but in Tyria it would be Little Thom. "I'll kill every one a' yer! Twice!"
That, and Lukas's one quote, "Saints of old, guide my sword! If I should fall, then guide my soul!"
That, and Lukas's one quote, "Saints of old, guide my sword! If I should fall, then guide my soul!"
Wilhelm
Little thorn's "Eat my beard"
LONGA
Nika "Aww,you are bleeding.Who did that" .Which she did with Jagged stike
Also Argo mention about his comrades
Also Argo mention about his comrades