a lvl 1 million Aataxe with fingers of chaos and torments claw.
Lets Get To Pwning.
Pwning Staff etc all with better than perfect stats.
If you could be any monster in Guild Wars, which would you be?
Lets Get to Healing
Dr Strangelove
I'd be a level 0 Aloe Seed because I'm modest. Hey, set your expectations lows and you'll always be a winner.
Encrypt
Level 30
All attributes 16
Skills Used
Aura of Displacement (Elite)
Golden Phoenix Strike
Horns of the Ox
Falling Spider
Twisting Fangs
Shadow Refuge
Disrupting Stab
Dark Escape
Items that would never be dropped
Weapon Stats
Shadow Damage: 7-17 (req. 9 Dagger Mastery)
Damage +15%(vs all foes)
Lengthens Crippled duration on foes by 33%
Lengthens Poisoned duration on foes by 33%
Lengthens Deep Wound duration on foes by 33%
Lengthens Bleeding duration on foes by 33%
Lengthens Dazed duration on foes by 33%
Lengthens Blind duration on foes by 33%
Lengthens Weakness duration on foes by 33%
Armor penetration +20% (Chance: 20%)
Enchantments last 20% longer
Life stealing: 3
Energy gain on hit: 1
Armor +7 (vs. physical attacks)
Armor +7 (vs. elemental attacks)
Health +30
Energy +5
Queenie
The Frog.
Atomheart
Shiro. Nuff said
Aera
I'd be Xunlai Agent [Storage] and steal all your money
Dark Dragon
I'd be the pre-searing rabbit
No one can capture me or hurt me
i'd nibble everyone to death mwhahahhahaha
*cough*
No one can capture me or hurt me
i'd nibble everyone to death mwhahahhahaha
*cough*
bele
Gwen of course
So sweet, so deadly
So sweet, so deadly
Phenixfire
althea ... wonder what it feels like to be burned alive ...
Yakumo
I'll be the invinci-pig... Oink!
If I get bored of killing clueless adventurers, I'll go solo farming... you can't strip my enchantments, for I have none!
If I get bored of killing clueless adventurers, I'll go solo farming... you can't strip my enchantments, for I have none!
seanedsw28
For me it is a toss up between a tengu and an oni.
Goats17
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Shiro. Nuff said
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Nevin
Gotta go with a fat lazy Fungal Wallow with absolutely no purpose in the world. Ahaha... Nawh. I'd be an Island Gaurdian because they look bad ass.
natuxatu
Oni... so freaking creepy and cool when they first appeared... so mysterious and so much left that needs to be uncovered as far as their history. Would be nice to just teleport into a battle that people were winning and send it all to hell.
...of course I hate it when it happens to me though
...of course I hate it when it happens to me though
jaymat
banished dreamrider ftw
pork soldier
Dire Warthog ftw
Curse You
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Wow, have you beaten Factions yet? Shiro is even easier than the Lich.
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cR4zY-n^
Duke Nukem.
Misc Merik
I would be the most feared and hated enemy in the history of guildwars
Prince Rurik.
*Ph34R*
Prince Rurik.
*Ph34R*
Opeth11
Necrid Horseman.
Curse You
Can we please stop with these moronic "made up" monsters. The OP distinctly said any monster IN Guild Wars, meaning they must already exist. This does not mean that you can change the existing monster either (at least I would think as such).
Please, kill the imagination, that wasn't the intention of the thread. Use existing monsters
Also, do NPCs count? They aren't technically monsters, but they are NON-player.
P.S. most of the made up monsters are overpowered things I would expect from an eight year old back at Elementary school (no monster is undefeatable, at least none you have to kill). If this seems harsh, seriously, read through the thread, you'll see what I mean.
Oh and I already posted a reply to the topic.
Please, kill the imagination, that wasn't the intention of the thread. Use existing monsters
Also, do NPCs count? They aren't technically monsters, but they are NON-player.
P.S. most of the made up monsters are overpowered things I would expect from an eight year old back at Elementary school (no monster is undefeatable, at least none you have to kill). If this seems harsh, seriously, read through the thread, you'll see what I mean.
Oh and I already posted a reply to the topic.
actionjack
Did someone say a lv 99 Gwen yet?
GWEN!!!!
GWEN!!!!
jackie
afflicted cow
Song Rui
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afflicted cow
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Mr_eX
A level 31 Smoke Phantom lord.
or, if you're looking for something that's actually in the game:
Rotscale.
or, if you're looking for something that's actually in the game:
Rotscale.
morphium
I'd like to be the pretty little pre-sear bunny (invulnerable, can't tame) or the lil' pig from Gates of Kryta (same as bunny + make cool noises)
Gaile Gray
I'd be a Charr. I don't know, I have a thing for fangs, fur, and fire, I guess. 
Song Rui
magik
The truth itself
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I'd be a Charr. I don't know, I have a thing for fangs, fur, and fire, I guess.
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lol?
Seriously?
I guess somebody has to have wierd lusts!
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The truth itself
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Not really. You beat the Lich using your normal skills. Shiro you have to use (usually) special "uber" skills given to you by a dragon, most of which apear to be combinations of sevral skills and some elites.
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- They both teleport you somewhere, not to kill you, merely to be annoying.
- They both have a plan, when they are nearing death.
(shiro uses impossible odds, which is crazy)
(lich moves away from the middle of the blood stone)
- They both heal
(Shiro meditation)
(Lich, oops, killed me at the wrong place, please try again later)
extra bacon
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Originally Posted by Curse You
Can we please stop with these moronic "made up" monsters. The OP distinctly said any monster IN Guild Wars, meaning they must already exist. This does not mean that you can change the existing monster either (at least I would think as such).
Please, kill the imagination, that wasn't the intention of the thread. Use existing monsters |
this is what the OP posted himself:
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Originally Posted by Song Rui
I'd be a level 35 troll called Song Rui! I would look like a mountain troll, except with shoulder pad armor and a big spear. I would move location every 24 hours.
I have a green called "Song Rui's Spear". It would be absloutely perfect, but literally unobtainable because im so leet. Parties from all over Tyria and Cantha couldn't down me because I have a special skill which allows me to attack all foes on the mini map, dealing 150 damage to each, knocking down and causing weakness, deep wound and bleeding. There will even be a special elite mission type stage. Me and 4 level 30 trolls (and a level 32 Tengu called Jing He) versus 12 adventurers. In this level, killing Song Rui (impossible) will yield the spear, and defeating Jing He (lolx no) yields a MAGIK HAAT. This HAAT gibs the user special powers, ranging from bypassing the spam filter to gibing a +4 mending for wammos. None have downed me so far.....What would you be? |
well Curse You, perhaps it's you who has misinterpreted this thread.
have a nice day.
Stixxx
I would be a lvl 30 Aloe seed with a special elite skill "summon seeds". when used 5 more lvl 28 aloe seeds pop up and start smite spiking you ^^
Skuld
I would be a 55hp grawl.
Song Rui
omg extra bacon! stop trolling my thread!
cR4zY-n^
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Originally Posted by Curse You
Can we please stop with these moronic "made up" monsters. The OP distinctly said any monster IN Guild Wars, meaning they must already exist. This does not mean that you can change the existing monster either (at least I would think as such).
Please, kill the imagination, that wasn't the intention of the thread. Use existing monsters Also, do NPCs count? They aren't technically monsters, but they are NON-player. P.S. most of the made up monsters are overpowered things I would expect from an eight year old back at Elementary school (no monster is undefeatable, at least none you have to kill). If this seems harsh, seriously, read through the thread, you'll see what I mean. Oh and I already posted a reply to the topic. |
And no mate, we're not offended by someone who wants us in elementary school, while he ran out of one to post here how moronic we are. ;x
Cya. xD
extra bacon
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omg extra bacon! stop trolling my thread!
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I Mean I
I'd be a mountain troll which lives outside droknar in the cave and pwns every mo/war or wa/mo which tries troll farming.Or gwens son which lives in uw his father is an aatxe and uses a remove enchantments spell that ignores spell breaker if the person which maintened the enchantments was a 55 monk this speel deals 1000 dmg to the party and the person.
Cat Tabby
No contest; Bonfazz Burntfur
Riken Chrono
omg its song rui! its krann's bro btw i'd be Glutt Wallop.
Mister Muhkuh
I'd be Joe the Devourer