If you could be any monster in Guild Wars, which would you be?

Matsumi

Matsumi

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Mar 2006

I'd be Yerk Plopsquirt. People would be too grossed out to fight me.

Ristaron

Ristaron

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2005

Canada, eh?

Legion Of Valhalla

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Matsumi
I'd be Yerk Plopsquirt. People would be too grossed out to fight me.


EEEEEEEEEEEW!

Mournblade

Mournblade

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: May 2005

Houston, Texas

Dawn Treaders [DAWN]

W/Mo

Out of all the monsters in the game, I'd like to be Kuunavang the most, I think. He's just... really cool. (He just needs a throat lozenge.)

=)

chessyang

chessyang

Not far from Elite

Join Date: Apr 2006

Florida

W/

Blades Aatxe - all black and red eyes. then one hit to the face is 200dmg sweet!
Tengu -- not really but i just love the way carry there swords and attack w/ them. wish assassin w/ swords would weld them like that.
Ice imp in that cave -- because they drop the IDS only -)
Djinn in SF -- get to fly around naked and have people attack you -)
Shiro'ken Elementalist -- It would just look cool going around blowing fire on everyone
Shiro'ken Warriro -- my arms are my swords! sweet!

Probably this over all a Shadow Warrior -- all black looking and a sweet looking sword and pretty tall so it makes killing human easier -) and get rid of that generic shield and get a nice shadow or magma one -)

Selena_Lionheart

Selena_Lionheart

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2005

Nova Alliance [Nova]

R/

Tengu Ranger ^_^

Malice Black

Site Legend

Join Date: Oct 2005

river skale tad (lvl 0)

Taken

Taken

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

Central Time

Crunchy Frogs [CF]

I'd be a skeletal ranger or an oni.

I'd love to be able to ambush other players.

MDeshame

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2006

Mo/

One that annoys the pure p*ss out of the masses. He would have the ability to annoy you so much that you punch your monitor and shatter it in a violent explosion that blows you out of your chair and sets your hair on fire. Of course punching your monitor also broke your hand, so I have that as well.

Tsamikayu

Tsamikayu

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2006

Glasgow, Scotland, UK

Warriors of Ellimire

N/R

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mournblade
Out of all the monsters in the game, I'd like to be Kuunavang the most, I think. He's just... really cool. (He just needs a throat lozenge.)

=)
Have to agree with you there

Robin_Anadri

Robin_Anadri

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

Atlanta, GA

Girl Power [GP]

Me/Mo

I'd be The Darkness.

Not only cool-ass dom mesmer boss, but you'd get to hear players shout "I'm attacking The Darkness!" and laugh your butt off.

Sjeng

Sjeng

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2005

in my GH

Limburgse Jagers [LJ]

W/

Ventari. Hung like a horse lol!

or maybe Gwen. Burn everyone and say cute little things such as "I'm on an adventure!" and "I like flowers!". *teehee*

Or maybe The Eternal Hero, with his smooth Barry White voice. Chicks dig that!

Bloodbane

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2006

Alliance of Xen [XoO]

W/

I would be this mursatt boss: http://gw.gamewikis.org/wiki/Willa_the_Unpleasant

Song Rui

Banned

Join Date: Aug 2005

We are all pretty [ugly]

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Riken Chrono
omg its song rui! its krann's bro btw i'd be Glutt Wallop.
oh lolx halo thar

and extra bacon, stop trolling. get out. you kow wut it meanz.

Zinger314

Zinger314

Debbie Downer

Join Date: May 2006

N/Me

(So this is what Song Rui does when he isn't trolling GameFAQs...?)

Anywais I'd be a Base Defender. Kurzick preferably.

Curse You

Curse You

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Apr 2006

South Pole

The Magus Order

N/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mournblade
Out of all the monsters in the game, I'd like to be Kuunavang the most, I think. He's just... really cool. (He just needs a throat lozenge.)

=)
FYI, Kuunavang is a SHE. Just like Glint, they are both female dragons. Also, you only hear her after she has been nearly ripped apart by Shiro's evil, you would think she might sound kind of bad.

Quote:
Originally Posted by The truth itself
Actually the bosses i nearly the same,

- They both teleport you somewhere, not to kill you, merely to be annoying.

- They both have a plan, when they are nearing death.
(shiro uses impossible odds, which is crazy)
(lich moves away from the middle of the blood stone)

- They both heal
(Shiro meditation)
(Lich, oops, killed me at the wrong place, please try again later)
Yes all of this is true. However, when you fight Shiro you get very powerful and unique skills. When you fight the Lich, you just use what you have normally. I would think this might sugest that the Lich is in fact more powerful.

Oh and just to extra bacon and cR4zY-n^;
Nice job wasting space by flaming. Notice I did not name specifics? I just made a general statement, that you seem to have taken personally.

thor hammerbane

thor hammerbane

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2005

Dark Side of the Moon

Fat Kids Are Hard To Kid[nap]

I would be thor hammerbane, the baddest mof*cka out there.

Hidden in the Mist

Hidden in the Mist

Banned

Join Date: May 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Song Rui
oh lolx halo thar

and extra bacon, stop trolling. get out. you kow wut it meanz.
He wasn't trolling, he was joking around and complementing you on your imagination.

Just saying 'stop trolling' is almost like trolling.

Don't say 'get out' because chances are, he won't stay out nor get out. That just shows that you have some superior attitude to me and I don't like it.
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I would really like to be a Shiro'ken Warrior/Assassin like I said before. Those things look kickass, big props to the person/s who ever thought of it.

BlackRecluse

BlackRecluse

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2005

[Dark]

W/

devourer.

shadowvulcan

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2006

Vulcans Shadow Legion

W/R

ok i would be like my own monster,lvl...1gadjillion!and also i would be human, but not just any human, I would be shadow vulcan(my charr) who is so incredibly pwnage and could take out 8 lvl 20's in an 8 on 1 match even though he's only lvl 18 at this current time and i wouldnt use skills! and i would be naked! and just the sight of me would like kill someone and make them poo themeselves and blow up, twice! and also i would use a sword, max plagueborn req 15 and have all my attributes on axe and tactics but still somehow do like 1 million dmg a second and yea, just completely own just cuzz im me, and that im lvl 1 gadjillion, even though sadly all that lvling does is give u health and attributes, but no inherant effect, so yea have a good day.

Ention

Ention

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2006

Sitting on a throne in the mansion of torment.

D/Mo

ZHU HANUKU FTW!!!

but if I could make up one..


I'd be a lvl 30 flying bird made of liquid quartz with ice magic skills. No greens, but it would guard the entrance to a high lvl spot similar to UW, FOW, The Deep, Urgoz etc etc...

Thom Bangalter

Thom Bangalter

Grindin'

Join Date: Dec 2005

MO

E/Mo

I would be a mursaat. i would use spectral agony on everyone in hoh, and I'd be r15. it would be sweet, as I'd have a gerbil emote.

Immaculata Regina

Immaculata Regina

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2006

Netherlands

DVDF

W/

I'd like to be a crocodile. Waiting in the river in pre-searing, eating a river scale once in a while, until a ranger comes along to charm me. Then I'd follow him and use every available opportunity to steal his drops.

snikerz

snikerz

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2005

Rt/A

Gate Base Defender

999 dmg who comes near me

hmmm a monster, probably cross between mursaat and aataxe

Silvergun Superman

Banned

Join Date: Aug 2005

nobody wants to be Crush Kill, lol.

Oni

Tark Alkerk

Tark Alkerk

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2005

In a Black Hole

less

E/

Furnace guardian ftw mainly because they scratch their armpits with big balls of flame.

The one Casey Squid

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

The Northeast

Knights Of Thulcandra [KoT]

W/E

Id be a level 45 giant charr axe fiend thats only attack skill was base defense.

If you beat me you get this sweet gold.

Thorondor Port

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2006

British Columbia

W/

Uh, hello?
Saltspray Dragon.

Opeth11

Opeth11

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2005

Richmond, British Columbia, Kanada

Demon of the Fall [Opet]

Mo/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by The one Casey Squid
Id be a level 45 giant charr axe fiend thats only attack skill was base defense.

If you beat me you get this sweet gold.

OH YEAH?!



I'LL BE A MURSAAT/PALADIN WITH THAT! CHAIN LIGHTNING!! I bet I could beat you then!

uh..have the level requirement be 20 instead >_>

Takkun

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by The one Casey Squid
Id be a level 45 giant charr axe fiend thats only attack skill was base defense.

If you beat me you get this sweet gold.


That isnt very good at all.. compared to the stuff I used to own when I played Diablo II LOD... Max socketed assassin cutthroat claws with Vampiric Helm ftw.

Pitha

Pitha

Banned

Join Date: Dec 2005

Isle of Dead

Pain Theory [Pain]

R/

i would like to be Aloe Seed or Mantid Monitor.... there isnt any more powerfull creatures in a whole fantasy world... uaaa

Avarre

Avarre

Bubblegum Patrol

Join Date: Dec 2005

Singapore Armed Forces

Quote:
Originally Posted by Takkun
That isnt very good at all.. compared to the stuff I used to own when I played Diablo II LOD... Max socketed assassin cutthroat claws with Vampiric Helm ftw.
You'd be surprised how good it seems when a zealot opens up into your face with it.

antoninus

antoninus

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2006

Evil Death Bane [EDB]

Mo/

yeah uhm i'd like to be a hydra... =)

bulletsmile

bulletsmile

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2006

I live in Konglevegen

N/

I would be an ice imp and fly around, and then laugh at all those stupid humans that couldn't reach me on the top of a mountain

Vilaptca

Vilaptca

Pre-Searing Vanquisher

Join Date: Jun 2005

Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare]

Song Rui and extra bacon, stop with the spam in this thread or I'm closing it.

And your both trolling, so get over it.

Thallandor

Thallandor

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Singapore

Seers of Serpents [SoS]

R/

*cast threadnomancy spell*

Tengu assassin PWNS ALL.

Domino

Domino

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

Houston

A/Rt

Blood Drinker from the Echovald Forest

Cold

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2005

UK

I always wanted to play bladed aatxe. Imagine 55Mo and SS/SV, they just got to UW, they see a bladed aatxe walking nearby, he saddenly runs to them, stops and starts dancing (bladed aatxe dances like male warrior ), then he kills SS/SV and ask 55Mo if he wants to play "hide and seek". Magic

Francis Demeules

Francis Demeules

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2006

Canada, Qc

[Holy]

Me/Mo

Tengu or Charr

Perhaps an Avicara Fierce in Mineral Spring

Caleb

Caleb

Nil nisi malis terrori.

Join Date: Aug 2005

Mo/Me

I would definitely want to be the mursaat mesmer boss from THK. Imagine the joy of wrecking 25% of all attempts at completing the mission, and so close to the end to boot!

Omega_2005

Omega_2005

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

UK, or is it? *confused*

A/Rt

If it was DII, that Stygian Doll in act 3, due to the fact it always p----- people off when I die and reanimate the next time they attempt to get back to where they're from

As a monster in Guild Wars? ....Glint