We need monkies
Rocco The Flipside
So when was the last time you heard about a person getting owned by a scorpion or a scarab? Why does Guild Wars ONLY have scorpions and scarabs in jungles? why can't they be more creative and make rabid forsaken lemurs or monkies? why aren't there any monky pets? Oh sure, scorpions have poison but monkies can tear your ball apart and bite your fingers off . So why do we have lame animals like lynx and naruto and no rabid chimpanzees?
crazy diamond
As far as monster variety goes, yeah, we could use more. I was fed up with scorpions by the time I hit Druid's Overlook, and got mighty pissed when still I found them in the Desert yet again.
Rabid monkeys chasing me trying to bite my fingers off would be a refreshing change of pace.
Rabid monkeys chasing me trying to bite my fingers off would be a refreshing change of pace.
p0t4T0
... or being able to get a monkey as a pet
crazy diamond
I'd rather have monkeys chasing me trying to bite my fingers off and then furiously hump my dead body.
It's the stuff of dreams!
It's the stuff of dreams!
Racthoh
Not so much fighting scorpions over and over... but the fact they can set up flame traps? What the hell is that??? Yeah I know it's a game but that is pushing my creativity beyond its limits.
MCS
Go out, tame a scorpion to attack on command, and we'll talk.
You spelled monkeys wrong.
You spelled monkeys wrong.
crazy diamond
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Originally Posted by Racthoh
Not so much fighting scorpions over and over... but the fact they can set up flame traps? What the hell is that??? Yeah I know it's a game but that is pushing my creativity beyond its limits.
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"Aw man! I stepped in a pile of-*FWOOOSH* Good lordie! IT BURNS!!"
Talesin Darkbriar
woo~! too much free time here! lol
monkeyink
As a personal fan of monkeys I have to agree that if I could have a monkey as a pet, I'd be a ranger much more often.
They could even incorporate a new skill called "Spank" which would send your pet into a violent frenzy for 30-45 seconds. Ok, the second part was lame...lol. Forgive me.
They could even incorporate a new skill called "Spank" which would send your pet into a violent frenzy for 30-45 seconds. Ok, the second part was lame...lol. Forgive me.
Winterclaw
The scorpions with the flame and dust traps are bad, but let's just hope the hydras don't start casting chain lightning or enervating charge. Btw, shouldn't hydras have more than one head?
There also aren't enough spiders or any centipede or beetle mobs in the game. I mean we've got a ton of insects to go through before we even get close to mammals as enemies.
There also aren't enough spiders or any centipede or beetle mobs in the game. I mean we've got a ton of insects to go through before we even get close to mammals as enemies.
crazy diamond
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Originally Posted by monkeyink
They could even incorporate a new skill called "Spank" which would send your pet into a violent frenzy for 30-45 seconds. Ok, the second part was lame...lol. Forgive me.
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Give pets skills exclusive to each kind! Give monkeys "Poop Shoot", a skill that blinds and/or poisons your enemy and I'm sold! Bonus points if they actualy give the skill its own unique 'poop and shoot' animation!
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Btw, shouldn't hydras have more than one head?
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Aeron
Hehe - when i saw the topic, i thought u were reffering to monks, which are nicknamed monkeys by certain ppl, such as myself.
Anyway - yeah, i do totally agree with you. Making more different kinds of monsters would really help GW a lot.
Anyway - yeah, i do totally agree with you. Making more different kinds of monsters would really help GW a lot.
Rocco The Flipside
I knew I spelled monkeys wrong! sorry about that
viet
in zoo tycoon theres a chimp model.
i'd like to fight it. i'm so bored wit scorpions.
cavemen! gorillas!
i'd like to fight it. i'm so bored wit scorpions.
cavemen! gorillas!
toastgodsupreme
I am tired of spiders, scarabs, and scorpions.
Let's move to a new letter of the alphabet please.
Let's move to a new letter of the alphabet please.
Gear853
Monkey would be awesome, maybe you can even give it a metal banana as a weapon! 
crazy diamond
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Monkey would be awesome, maybe you can even give it a metal banana as a weapon!
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DrSLUGFly
monkey's are a great idea... and a normal sized gorilla would be a more frightening enemy than a scorpion which is approximately 200 times its real life size.
Sereng Amaranth
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Originally Posted by toastgodsupreme
I am tired of spiders, scarabs, and scorpions.
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Sir Maddox
Mmm. Gorilla pets.
DrSLUGFly
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monkeys, midgets and moose
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Divine Elemental
Garrrrr It's A Good Idea
Id Rather Have A Chocobo,Monkey Rather Than A Pet Spider!
Spider Pet Look Ugly
Monkeys Can Do Good And Shoot Poop Would Be Nice
Id Rather Have A Chocobo,Monkey Rather Than A Pet Spider!
Spider Pet Look Ugly
Monkeys Can Do Good And Shoot Poop Would Be Nice
crazy diamond
Is anyone jotting down my ideas?
I fidaddle myself at night just thinking about them!
I fidaddle myself at night just thinking about them!
Forboding Angel
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I like to think of them as little explosive droppings!
"Aw man! I stepped in a pile of-*FWOOOSH* Good lordie! IT BURNS!!" |
NO! IT BURNS BECAUSE IT'S BLEACH!
Lord Avalon
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monkeys, midgets and moose
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Moose bites can be painful, you know....
viet
how boring are scorpions? they drop crap. are semi-hard to kill. not realy scary.
ElderAtronach
Only the fact that you've been fighting 2-tailed scorpion things since pre-searing? And the model is exactly the same all the way through to the desert? Only the coloring is different and even then its like 2 shades, brown or green. lol.
Makkert
funny idea, i'm for it.
evil monkey tribes chasing you around the jungle.
the war monkey = gorilla
the ranger monkey = throwing coconuts
the mesmer mokey = throwing banasplits, making you slip. movement -50%*
the monk monkey = the monk monkey mocks you with the most brilliant taunt ever. and he heals by pealing touch (basicly healing touch, but pealing a banana for his monkey tribes and handing them out)
the elem monkey = not really sure here...maybe a hydromancer...open to suggestions
the necro monkey = a small monkey with a skull on its head, resurrecting monkey minions XD
and having a monkey pet would be awesome. i would love that i could type /pettaunt and then he shows his bare ass to the opponent. that would be hilarious. and probably be heavily abused
* i stand corrected here by Diamond= knockdown is more appropiate
evil monkey tribes chasing you around the jungle.
the war monkey = gorilla
the ranger monkey = throwing coconuts
the mesmer mokey = throwing banasplits, making you slip. movement -50%*
the monk monkey = the monk monkey mocks you with the most brilliant taunt ever. and he heals by pealing touch (basicly healing touch, but pealing a banana for his monkey tribes and handing them out)
the elem monkey = not really sure here...maybe a hydromancer...open to suggestions
the necro monkey = a small monkey with a skull on its head, resurrecting monkey minions XD
and having a monkey pet would be awesome. i would love that i could type /pettaunt and then he shows his bare ass to the opponent. that would be hilarious. and probably be heavily abused
* i stand corrected here by Diamond= knockdown is more appropiate
DrSLUGFly
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A moose once bit my sister....
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Numa Pompilius
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Originally Posted by viet
cavemen! gorillas!
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Numa Pompilius
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You're taking the piss right?
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Epinephrine
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No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law, an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"... Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer?
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Makkert
*watches as slowly the thread becomes infested with Monty Python*
crazy diamond
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Originally Posted by Makkert
evil monkey tribes chasing you around the jungle.
the war monkey = gorilla the ranger monkey = throwing coconuts the mesmer mokey = throwing banasplits, making you slip. movement -50%* the monk monkey = the monk monkey mocks you with the most brilliant taunt ever. and he heals by pealing touch (basicly healing touch, but pealing a banana for his monkey tribes and handing them out) the elem monkey = not really sure here...maybe a hydromancer...open to suggestions the necro monkey = a small monkey with a skull on its head, resurrecting monkey minions XD |
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Ristaron
What guild wars needs:
-Zebra
-Platypus
-Sloth
-Seals
Oh, sorry, the last two are more 's'... moving on
-Emu... wait sorry, we have them already, they're called Stalkers/Moa Birds. No those aren't ostritches you nubs, they're EMU!
-Llamas!!!!
Monkies... aren't they a band?
Get some Monkeys! Personally I like my giant wolf as my ranger pet though... you should see her in roleplays, 600 lb. of love.
Personally, I'm tired of scorpions above all. They're EVERYWHERE! The Jungle, The Desert, Ascalon... always popping out of the damn ground... I'm happy they're not in the Shiverpeaks... or that beautiful land known as Kryta...
Tengu piss me off, they need to be scattered in smaller packs, 500 Tengu getting agrod the moment you stray into the edge of a red area on your compass larger than the image itself just PISSES ME OFF! They're not a natural obstacle, they're an enemy! Make them defeatable! I can't stand dying 2389748927498235 times before I can make it through the area!
Tengu... new rant possibility, must go express distaste in a new thread.
-Zebra
-Platypus
-Sloth
-Seals
Oh, sorry, the last two are more 's'... moving on
-Emu... wait sorry, we have them already, they're called Stalkers/Moa Birds. No those aren't ostritches you nubs, they're EMU!
-Llamas!!!!
Monkies... aren't they a band?
Get some Monkeys! Personally I like my giant wolf as my ranger pet though... you should see her in roleplays, 600 lb. of love.
Personally, I'm tired of scorpions above all. They're EVERYWHERE! The Jungle, The Desert, Ascalon... always popping out of the damn ground... I'm happy they're not in the Shiverpeaks... or that beautiful land known as Kryta...
Tengu piss me off, they need to be scattered in smaller packs, 500 Tengu getting agrod the moment you stray into the edge of a red area on your compass larger than the image itself just PISSES ME OFF! They're not a natural obstacle, they're an enemy! Make them defeatable! I can't stand dying 2389748927498235 times before I can make it through the area!
Tengu... new rant possibility, must go express distaste in a new thread.
toastgodsupreme
I like the tengu. They're actually a challenge.
What I hate are enchanted swords, etc, etc from that line. Christ they're resilient.
The monkey line looks good though from Makkert's sugestions.
What I hate are enchanted swords, etc, etc from that line. Christ they're resilient.
The monkey line looks good though from Makkert's sugestions.
Omega X
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Originally Posted by Winterclaw
The scorpions with the flame and dust traps are bad, but let's just hope the hydras don't start casting chain lightning or enervating charge.
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Too late. Mangor Hydras near the Ring Of Fire cast chain lightning already.
Pashet
Um guys, aren't we the monkeys in the game?
viet
Grawl can pop out of bushes, dig holes in the ground etc too.
enchanted swords are nice. but i dont realy look at their beauty while they're hacking me up.
enchanted swords are nice. but i dont realy look at their beauty while they're hacking me up.
Perishiko ReLLiK
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Originally Posted by crazy diamond
Give pets skills exclusive to each kind! Give monkeys "Poop Shoot", a skill that blinds and/or poisons your enemy and I'm sold! Bonus points if they actualy give the skill its own unique 'poop and shoot' animation!
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Not to mention, i dont think i'd ever get sick of the animation of a monkey digging in its crack to throw a nice pile at its enemy...