Answers to 90% of online chat questions

Xue Yi Liang

Xue Yi Liang

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

Northern CA

Outlaws of the Water Margin

Mo/Me

Feel free to add:

1. For the last time, nobody's gonna give you 50g/2k/10k so stop begging and go earn it
2. Dwarven ale is for making your character drunk, that's all. It's effects are cumulative.
3. Double-click a rune/upgrade and click on the desired item to apply it
4. Storage is way back N/S/E/W of the outpost - press Alt and look around to find it
5. One vigor rune takes care of your whole body - so those other 4 you have on are doing nothing
6. I don't think the collector item you're selling is worth 75k
7. I don't care if you're hiding - stop asking us to look for you
8. Just type /dance in the chat
9. I'm over by the fountain/storage/dye merchant
10. Sry - I'm already in a guild

chaos dragoon

chaos dragoon

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Warrior Nation[WN]

R/

90% right. plenty of people give money to newbs who need it for armor and i am one of them.all the others are right.

BigTru

BigTru

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

11. No
12. Yes

Diomedes

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2005

Blue Island (think Chicago)

Me/N

13. www.google.com

kleps

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2005

W/Mo

so funny because its true.

Ollj

Ollj

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

funny

- no I am not a healing monk!

Arvydas

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

Soul Devourers

W/Mo

14. Buy an iden kit.
15. Not in pre-searing.
16. Just go out and kill some Aloe Seeds/Skales
17. Collector's Edition

MSecorsky

MSecorsky

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

So Cal

The Sinister Vanguard

Me/

- No, the bow faces the other way.

Xue Yi Liang

Xue Yi Liang

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

Northern CA

Outlaws of the Water Margin

Mo/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by chaos dragoon
90% right. plenty of people give money to newbs who need it for armor and i am one of them.
I respect your opinion.
It's not that I advocate being mean to noobs - but have you ever heard the expression - "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day - teach him to fish and you feed him for life?" IMO - a person who needs 100gold can farm it out easily in the 30minutes he's been begging. A person who needs 5k for armor shouldn't be buying it in the first place (i.e. they can't afford it).
I'd rather show someone how to farm than just toss a chunk of change at them.

Before the Celestial Sigils were patched I saw someone running around LA begging for someone to give them a Celestial Sigil for nothing - only because he had a guild and "really, really needed it." BTW - he only had 2k on him. And he wasn't kidding.

sidepocket13

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2005

New England

Metallica Roadies

Mo/Me

no i wont pay to watch you dance in your underware......

Mario 64 Master

Mario 64 Master

wats going on

Join Date: Jan 2005

Trumbull, Connecticut

Nuclear Launch Detected [Nu]

W/Mo

You use it to buy a guild hall.

Xue Yi Liang

Xue Yi Liang

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

Northern CA

Outlaws of the Water Margin

Mo/Me

19. The ghost is not appearing because we don't have favor.
20 .Master Scout Kiera is the one with the skills.

zemelett

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2005

The Dead-Lands

18. There are only 3 entrances to high level PvP arenas now, #1 Lions Arch (random 4v4 teams) #2 Droknars Forge (still 4v4 but no longer random) #3 The Dragons Lair (known as the path to HoH 8v8 team battles).

sidepocket13

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2005

New England

Metallica Roadies

Mo/Me

yes, when a runner asks for 2k, that means he wants you to pay him to bring you there!

midnyte13

midnyte13

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2005

W/E

14. no, it's not max damage.
15. out the gate make a left or right or go straight

Mithie

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

Rest En Pieces [RIP]

Me/W

No, I only dance naked for Sir Tydus.

IndyCC

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

Standing United (UNIT)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Xue Yi Liang
Feel free to add:
2. Dwarven ale is for making your character drunk, that's all. It's effects are cumulative.
Ok my newbie question...but what is the actual affect? What does being drunk do to you?

Diomedes

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2005

Blue Island (think Chicago)

Me/N

Quote:
Ok my newbie question...but what is the actual affect? What does being drunk do to you?
It makes the screen wavy by bending the map so it's all funny. It's a lot like one of those old windows screen savers that took your desktop and contorted it.

-Diomedes

P.S. Or, to give you the smart *** answer, "It makes your video card stop working!"

Zuggy

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2005

Pocatello, Idaho

Team FahQ

R/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by IndyCC
Ok my newbie question...but what is the actual affect? What does being drunk do to you?
Buy 3 and use them all at once. It makes everything wobbly and fuzzy

16. You can't find wand upgrades because there aren't any

Scaphism

Scaphism

Elite Guru

Join Date: Jan 2005

Idiot Savants [iQ]

Quote:
Originally Posted by IndyCC
Ok my newbie question...but what is the actual affect? What does being drunk do to you?
Makes you think the fat charr look at lot more attractive.

chaos dragoon

chaos dragoon

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Warrior Nation[WN]

R/

20. whats droknars?

BigTru

BigTru

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

21. 3k

Arvydas

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

Soul Devourers

W/Mo

- Hit G, click on the icon next to your name, choose leave guild
- GUILD REGISTRAR!!!
- 2k for Cape

Esprit

Esprit

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

Dvd Forums [DVDF]

E/

21. You shouldn't be in Droknar's Forge, so, I won't answer questions that are answered if you quest through Post-Searing, go back to Ascalon.

Shadowfox1125

Shadowfox1125

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2005

PST

W/

There's no such thing as "Draknor's Armor;" it's the armor you BUY at Draknor's.

I'm ready!

stumpy

stumpy

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2005

Canucklehead BC, Canada

Advanced Necro Undead Society

23 ... no alesia is actually a healer not a smiter (though could be argued)
24 ... yes ... this is 15K armor
25 ... push the U button
26 ... you have to kneel in front of him
27 ... no do not take "unwanted guests"
28 ... yes it does cost money
29 ... sorry only pay when I'm really drunk
30 ... i use fraps to do that
31 ... i sound old because I am
32 ... for the last time go earn it!
33 ... vent is ventrilo ... its a voice communication program

Xue Yi Liang

Xue Yi Liang

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

Northern CA

Outlaws of the Water Margin

Mo/Me

34. Alt-F4 does not show your player stats - the guy lied to you
35. Monks aren't answering your invites because you keep announcing "We just need one lousy %$&*# monk to start this mission. Come on!"

Arvydas

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

Soul Devourers

W/Mo

36. Take it to the tamer

aB-

aB-

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2005

No, you can't get to Droknar's from the desert, and certainly not free.

Xue Yi Liang

Xue Yi Liang

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

Northern CA

Outlaws of the Water Margin

Mo/Me

36. For the last time stop asking to be promoted to an officer - I told you the rules and conditions 6 times already.
37. It doesn't matter what the other officer told you - he's mistaken. I'm still the guild leader and I've told you the rules and conditions 7 times already.
48. You were kicked from the guild for abusive behavior towards other players as well as our own members and officers. Nobody cares if you can pwn anybody - find a guild that does. We just want decent people.

SantaClause

Academy Page

Join Date: Apr 2005

US

49. Yes Gwen Is evil
50. Talking Sharks are real
51. You sold you starter armor did'nt you?

Sir Skullcrasher

Sir Skullcrasher

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

California

15 over 50 [Rare]

W/Mo

52. yes you can draw on the mini maps
53. no alesia is not a tank so don't take her farming with you
54. Prince Rurkin is dumb
55. For the last time, we ain't paying for you to dance nake
56. want to know where you are or if your lost.. click either M or U

Algren Cole

Algren Cole

Banned

Join Date: Jun 2005

57. No I don't want another tank
58. No I don't care if you are uber
59. There is no Roknar Forge

stumpy

stumpy

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2005

Canucklehead BC, Canada

Advanced Necro Undead Society

61. Im fighting
62. Im busy
63. what do you mean wtf? I told you i am fighting and I am busy
64. it makes your screen go blurry and wavy
65. outside of sardelac sanitarium
66. it means away from keyboard
67. no you cannot join my guild until we have run together for few quests and you get to know some of the members
68. I'm sorry who are you? ...
69. no there is no hunters armor atm
70. it means at the moment
71. no theres is no arena in anmoon or augory
72. stop running up to me opening the trade window
73. it's just outside of the Dragon's lair
74. its because I have more than one character

EDIT *** man you guys type fast lol

Damon Windwalker

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Wandering Gits

Quote:
Originally Posted by chaos dragoon
plenty of people give money to newbs who need it for armor and i am one of them.

Hmmm...I'm thinking of a new form of farming...

Nizzim

Nizzim

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2005

Woot Loops

E/N

75. No there is no difference in 15k armor
76. Mhenlo is a dumbass
77. Hell's precipice is the last mission
78. No Fow and Uw do not have a map
79. It means Want To Sell
80. Yes its dumb as hell
81. Gold is better than Purple

Sarwena

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Jul 2005

Celestial Legion

R/E

82.it's laugh out loud
83.it's rolling on floor laughing
84.it's laughing my ass out
85.yes,u r a noob,i'm so sorry
....

-_-v

Damon Windwalker

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Wandering Gits

86. No, we are not running to <location x>

Xue Yi Liang

Xue Yi Liang

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

Northern CA

Outlaws of the Water Margin

Mo/Me

87. That's right. I called you a fool.

Nizzim

Nizzim

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2005

Woot Loops

E/N

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarwena
82.it's laugh out loud
83.it's rolling on floor laughing
84.it's laughing my ass off
85.yes,u r a noob,i'm so sorry
....

-_-v


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