Annoying local chat messages that are all too common
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Originally Posted by FengShuiBundi
Ha, ToA when the US doesn't have favor is the best place to go to vent your frustrations. I blew 1.5hrs there telling people to stop organizing groups for UW/FoW, people kept asking for a group...
Me and about 5 other people turned the district into a flamefest. People were arguing about UAS (thanks to me), while others were complaining about why the Koreans suck. It's great to know that when you have nothing to do, you can go to ToA when Korea has favor and just make fun of people who don't even understand they can't enter ToA. I mean, come on, the giant statue isn't on fire, what else could that possibly mean? |
Then I called them cheapskate bastards for not choking up the 1k to go to UW with my favor. =P
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Originally Posted by Xue Yi Liang
OMG - I think I actually saw that over the local chat - seriously. I wondered what that was all about.
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After that, things sorta deteriorated when a warrior came up and started complaining about how "invincible" us monks are. After I proceeded to tell him that an in-depth description of our weaknesses would flood the chat screen, the monks started complaining about NR and other stuff.
I left soon after.
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Originally Posted by Xue Yi Liang
You know what I'm talking about....
1. Anybody want to join our guild? We have really cool capes! We almost have a guild hall! We're going to do a lot of GvG. We need monks! We have a lvl 20 Warrior! 2. Can someone please lend our guild 2k? We need to get a guild hall. 3. WTS - 2 cloth PM me 4. WTS - Godly Crimson Carapace Shield - armor 16, +45 health (in stance), -2 dmg (in stance) req only 9 tactics - c/o 76k 5. (on local chat)- MommasBoy: "Hey, Doomslayer! Wanna join a guild? We're really cool!" Doomslayer: "no." MommasBoy: "oh. OK. Do you know anyone who might?" 6. WTS - Black Dye - 27 k -> that's 700g less than trader! PM me! 7. WTB - all your ecto - I won't pay more than 2k each 8. WTB - Godly sword - cheap! 9. WTS - near max Tribal Blade - PM me. 10. How do I leave a guild? 11. Come ON! Will one of you %$#*$ monks just join our group so we can start? |
heh, some guild recruts make me laugh.. i saw one " Guild looking for more members, we have a pretty cape" i could not help but fall over laughing...
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Originally Posted by Ultimate_Gaara
heh, some guild recruts make me laugh.. i saw one " Guild looking for more members, we have a pretty cape" i could not help but fall over laughing...
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- well, unless they were called, the CareBears [CB] and their capes were pink with a cute bear paw, or something like that, of course.
... then again... if they really kicked butt in HoH - it'd be a nice touch to join them with that intimidatingly cute cape design
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| Just once, I'd like to see a guild with florescent pink capes advertise "recruiting for guild, we have leet capes of doom!" Heh...I sorta want a pink cape...can you imagine being killed by someone in PvP who's wearing a hot pink cape? >_> |
-Diomedes
Here are a few of my favorites to put into Local...
WTS === Rune of Sorrow === Lets you beta test the new area === 100k
WTS === Rune of Apocalypse === Lets you kill everything in the game at once === Alt+F4 for details
WTS === Rune of Stupidity === Lets you be just like that overzealous aggrofiend warrior === free
EDIT: oh yeah...I also do 'LFG sex'
WTS === Rune of Sorrow === Lets you beta test the new area === 100k
WTS === Rune of Apocalypse === Lets you kill everything in the game at once === Alt+F4 for details
WTS === Rune of Stupidity === Lets you be just like that overzealous aggrofiend warrior === free
EDIT: oh yeah...I also do 'LFG sex'
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Originally Posted by Xue Yi Liang
Sag, I'm not griping that the chat is used for recruiting (even though my wording, apparently, gives everyone that impression - sorry about that) - It's just that terms like "almost have a guild hall" and "we have cool capes" aren't successful pitches. i.e.
almost = don't cool capes = skulls+flames in red and purple we have a lvl 20 warrior = I'm the lvl 20 founder and so far it's just me and my little brother in the guild besides - this post is just for laughs. Looks like I gave the wrong impression |
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SLight change to the first one: Guild "insert name and tag here" is now recuirting... we have "cool/leet/sweet" capes, web site, forum, Guild Hall, team speak, and do loads of PvP and GvG Funny how ALL guilds seem to be trying to offer the same things as each other. |
On the other hand I was very embarassed to find that one of the other officers was recruiting by spamming Ascalon dis 1.. -.-
Being a leader of the guild, I want to mission with people to find out if they are good or not, but 98% of the people that i like end up being guilded already. I hate recruiting in !all, and I'm not doing ti anymore, all I get are idiots that want money or whatever. If you are cool and layed back, please leave your crappy guild now, one of these days I will roll with you, and you can join mine =)
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Originally Posted by Charcoal Ann
also when advertising for a guild you need to stand out...:
'Join our guild, free sex' got no replies but a lot of laughs... |
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