Most overused phrases in GW thread.
Prince_Ayreon
"New Guild Recruiting! First 5 People To Join Get Officership!"
Other overly used phrases include any form of random swearing and aggressive behaviour.
I am often left worried about the people playing this game
Other overly used phrases include any form of random swearing and aggressive behaviour.
I am often left worried about the people playing this game
Puddin Tame
Ranger LFG for fissure
Kai Nui
Thunderhead Keep
"Team of 6 looking for 2 monks for mission!"
"Team of 6 looking for 2 monks for mission!"
Numa Pompilius
Droknars Forge: "How do I use runes?"
Droknars Forge: "Where's the <armor|weapons|henchmen|skills|merchant|exit>"
Augury Rock: "Looking for runner to Eilonias"
Augury Rock 2: "How do I beat mirror!!?!?"
Droknars Forge: "Where's the <armor|weapons|henchmen|skills|merchant|exit>"
Augury Rock: "Looking for runner to Eilonias"
Augury Rock 2: "How do I beat mirror!!?!?"
trelloskilos
Lion's Arch - LFG For Villany
(I don't mind it so much, but I usually direct them to go to ToA, or at the very least, Bergen Hot Springs and start their mission from there - the reply is usually "How di I get 2 Bergen Springs?")
(I don't mind it so much, but I usually direct them to go to ToA, or at the very least, Bergen Hot Springs and start their mission from there - the reply is usually "How di I get 2 Bergen Springs?")
Dhagon of Ascalon
I'm surprised this isn't here yet.
TOA:
P1: "LFG for UW/FOW!!"
P2: "We don't have favor yet, you freakin' moron!"
TOA:
P1: "LFG for UW/FOW!!"
P2: "We don't have favor yet, you freakin' moron!"
TheGreatBoo
Lions arch - Willing to sell {overrated and overused cool looking item that is now bland due to everyone using it} for {ridiculous price that cannot go down, but will certainly go up due to "someone" bidding higher then you}
BTW thats all in normal chat.
BTW thats all in normal chat.
MSecorsky
After the first death in a mission/quest...
"Does anyone have rez! Who has rez!"
"Does anyone have rez! Who has rez!"
Ollj
REZ
REZ
REZ
REZ
ONG
NOOBS
Experienced Warrior looking for rank 3+ group. I got 300.000 xp!!!
REZ
REZ
REZ
ONG
NOOBS
Experienced Warrior looking for rank 3+ group. I got 300.000 xp!!!
corax5
"15k armor is for noobs"
That one really pisses me off.
That one really pisses me off.
Me Burn U
I always laugh in pre-searing or ascalon city when i hear this:
"HELP CAN SOME1 CRAFT ME ARMOR??????????????????????????"
and there's always:
FIRST TO FIND ME GETS 1K
"HELP CAN SOME1 CRAFT ME ARMOR??????????????????????????"
and there's always:
FIRST TO FIND ME GETS 1K
JackOften
"Experienced Smiter group looking for protection monk Rank 3+"
Hi guys, I'm the current metagame. I'm going to rape your intestines and read them to your children for your foolishness.
Hi guys, I'm the current metagame. I'm going to rape your intestines and read them to your children for your foolishness.
TheGreatBoo
OMFG you're a monk and you don't have res!?!? You RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing {yay love that red engine} noob!
Alura Pyro
how about they use a farming monk build in FOW and die then keep yelling for rez with -15hp
SOT
Quote:
Originally Posted by corax5
"15k armor is for noobs"
That one really pisses me off. |
"No, addlebrain, it's for people who can afford it."
I also hear this one alot:
"Where are Char?"
Blue Steel
Quote:
Originally Posted by Xue Yi Liang
More commonly I've seen people offering to run people from Rankor to Droknar's - and that's always baffled me. If someone was running from Beacon's Perch they don't normally stop at Rankor - it's usually all the way to Droknar's. I find it hard to believe the runners get any business.
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Dan Mega
Dumb question, what the heck is he deal with "RED ENGINE GORED" and what the heck does it mean?
And yes I used "search"...found nada.
And yes I used "search"...found nada.
Ashika
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Mega
Dumb question, what the heck is he deal with "RED ENGINE GORED" and what the heck does it mean?
And yes I used "search"...found nada. |
Numa Pompilius
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Mega
Dumb question, what the heck is he deal with "RED ENGINE GORED" and what the heck does it mean?
And yes I used "search"...found nada. |
Ashika
RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing awesome.
Yeah sorry, I had to use it ;p
Yeah sorry, I had to use it ;p
Ashika
On a similar note, wasn't The Little Engine That Could coloured blue?...or was it The Little Red Engine That Could?
Damon Windwalker
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashika
On a similar note, wasn't The Little Engine That Could coloured blue?...or was it The Little Red Engine That Could?
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Monica Angelina
Or what I get in PM constantly... In any city...
Are you hot?
Are you really female?
Are you hot?
Are you really female?
Ashika
Quote:
Originally Posted by Monica Angelina
Or what I get in PM constantly... In any city...
Are you hot? Are you really female? |
Yay, it is blue!
Xue Yi Liang
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashika
I don't think I've ever got that...and I've about 280 hours on my female monk. You are just unlucky...or you go around shouting that you are a female
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BunnyMaster
Quote:
Originally Posted by Monica Angelina
Or what I get in PM constantly... In any city...
Are you hot? Are you really female? |
One of my favorites:
StrongWarrior: Heal me monk
Me: Sure. I got a name btw
StrongWarrior: You're a monk so I call you monk, now stfu and heal us
Me: Hmmm, me not like you anymore
StrongWarrior: HEAL!!!!! GAY NOOB OMGOSH!!!!
Me: Can i dance on your grave for free?
1. I don't mind healing, but before entering mission asks first IF I'm a healer
2. I got a name. Use it.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Megan
After PVP battles:
"OMG U N00BS JUST GOT SO PWNED!!!!1" "WHAT A BUNCH OF CHEATERS UR USING HAX!!!!!1" |
Xue Yi Liang
Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnyMaster
One of my favorites:
StrongWarrior: Heal me monk Me: Sure. I got a name btw StrongWarrior: You're a monk so I call you monk, now stfu and heal us Me: Hmmm, me not like you anymore StrongWarrior: HEAL!!!!! GAY NOOB OMGOSH!!!! Me: Can i dance on your grave for free? |
When the other guy got back, of course it was "Where did this DP come from?" The impatient goof was still on the ground shouting "Rez me! I promise I won't do it again!" -(it was actually his second offense)
We all agreed to give him one more chance.... but only after a 30 second time-out where everyone got to dance and jump emote on his corpse."
(now where did I put that screencap?)
TheGreatBoo
Eh I don't even bother with a healing monk because I can't stand people anymore haha. Smiter for life. You annoy me, I doubt you'll be seeing me again haha. Harsh, but effective. I enjoy having a competant group that can continue on while that morons on the ground crying res and spamming about how myself or others are noobs.
Ascalon post searing - Hey everyone, hump the fire, followed by moronic laughing done by an immature ingrate
Any mission you've done before - Dude wtf are you doing, its this way. No I've done this many times before if you want the bonus come this way. ---- you dumbass I'm going this way, the arrow says to. Thats followed by a few mins and then his life meter dropping to 0. Oh oops I guess I was right after all hmm?
Ascalon - Can I have 50 gold to open storage? I don't mind this so much, its a person simply asking for access to their goods. What bugs me more is the unsympathetic morons who say stfu you noob stop begging, or the morons that spam for 50 gold in incomprehensible text. D00d C4n SoME1 G1\/3 50 GLd Soz 1 C4n 0p3n B0><??!?!?! Please for the sake of everyone, type your message, select it all then instead of hitting enter, click delete.
Ascalon post searing - Hey everyone, hump the fire, followed by moronic laughing done by an immature ingrate
Any mission you've done before - Dude wtf are you doing, its this way. No I've done this many times before if you want the bonus come this way. ---- you dumbass I'm going this way, the arrow says to. Thats followed by a few mins and then his life meter dropping to 0. Oh oops I guess I was right after all hmm?
Ascalon - Can I have 50 gold to open storage? I don't mind this so much, its a person simply asking for access to their goods. What bugs me more is the unsympathetic morons who say stfu you noob stop begging, or the morons that spam for 50 gold in incomprehensible text. D00d C4n SoME1 G1\/3 50 GLd Soz 1 C4n 0p3n B0><??!?!?! Please for the sake of everyone, type your message, select it all then instead of hitting enter, click delete.
Ristaron
"Groups needs a monk will pay"
This always attracts me, particularly nowadays that I'm a smiter.
If you want a healer, broadcast that, right now you're just paying any monk off the street. Whenever I lead a group and need a healer I say "Group of [x] doing [whatever] needs a healer, please whisper me if you are interested".
There was another really funny one that I forgot... ugh... gimme a minute *goes and does other things with this window open*
back... still don't remember... *goes and does other things again*
back, I remember now!
Tombs:
"Tank with 16 axe LFG"
"Dude, having max in any weapon is retarded"
"STFU NOOB I CAN ONW U AND UR WHOLE GROOP!"
This always attracts me, particularly nowadays that I'm a smiter.
If you want a healer, broadcast that, right now you're just paying any monk off the street. Whenever I lead a group and need a healer I say "Group of [x] doing [whatever] needs a healer, please whisper me if you are interested".
There was another really funny one that I forgot... ugh... gimme a minute *goes and does other things with this window open*
back... still don't remember... *goes and does other things again*
back, I remember now!
Tombs:
"Tank with 16 axe LFG"
"Dude, having max in any weapon is retarded"
"STFU NOOB I CAN ONW U AND UR WHOLE GROOP!"
Mystical
Yep, being a Monk now I got this piece from Dunes the first time with her:
Player 1: Heal Monk!
Player 2: OMFG HEAL!!!!1!
Me: My Engery is 2 of 42!
Me: My Engery is 2 of 42!
Me: My Engery is 2 of 42!
Player 1: OMG You're the worst monk ever!
Me left the game.
Bear in mind they ran ahead while I was still recovering from Rebirth and I kept getting attacked with Engery Drain. First time I've ever left a group high and dry.
Player 1: Heal Monk!
Player 2: OMFG HEAL!!!!1!
Me: My Engery is 2 of 42!
Me: My Engery is 2 of 42!
Me: My Engery is 2 of 42!
Player 1: OMG You're the worst monk ever!
Me left the game.
Bear in mind they ran ahead while I was still recovering from Rebirth and I kept getting attacked with Engery Drain. First time I've ever left a group high and dry.
Xue Yi Liang
Quote:
Originally Posted by HH-
Yep, being a Monk now I got this piece from Dunes the first time with her:
Player 1: Heal Monk! Player 2: OMFG HEAL!!!!1! Me: My Engery is 2 of 42! Me: My Engery is 2 of 42! Me: My Engery is 2 of 42! Player 1: OMG You're the worst monk ever! Me left the game. Bear in mind they ran ahead while I was still recovering from Rebirth and I kept getting attacked with Engery Drain. First time I've ever left a group high and dry. |
Son of Mooky
Quote:
Originally Posted by Asplode
THE most overused phrase in tombs: You chase a guy all the way through burial mounds for a million and a half years, and before he dies, he HAS to say the following.
"Took you long enough, noobs." -edit- Oh, one more. Ember Light Camp: "shao jin wu qi 50_100k" ...can anyone tell me what this means? |
Numa Pompilius
Quote:
Originally Posted by Xue Yi Liang
The problem is you're playing a female monk.
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Red Sonya
Rez Me Rez Me
(player rezed) No I didn't bring a rez sig.
(player rezed) No I didn't bring a rez sig.
RTSFirebat
Quote:
Originally Posted by Red Sonya
Rez Me Rez Me
(player rezed) No I didn't bring a rez sig. |
Dan Mega
Quote:
Originally Posted by Numa Pompilius
Tons of threads on it, e.g. http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...ad.php?t=45043
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Some how I must have missed it.
RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO you, you stupid motherRED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOer!
Hope it works
Edit: that was me testing it out, it wasn't directed at anyone
Red Sonya
Quote:
Originally Posted by RTSFirebat
I know! What kind of... yes I'll say it n00b doesn't bring a res (Its not spelt with a z ) signet?
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Raz Silverwing
One of the most used phrases is a lvl 3 in augary rock: "how do i fight my doppelganger?"
TheGreatBoo
WTS my old armor. It always cracks me up who trys this. Just to make sure, I ask if its customized. Sure enough, it is. Umm no ones going to buy that. STFU noob, my armor pwns.
EtrnalXellotath
Quote:
Originally Posted by Xue Yi Liang
The problem is you're playing a female monk. Just try a mesmer female in enchantress armor ... you'll see. My mesmer gets hounded all the time - And I'm not running around encouraging it, believe me.
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Same thing happens to me. I have the "All" chat turned off, but if Im in a mission, I get these kids on the team chat "a/s/l???@! raven ur really fem?"
-.-
Why me...?