Most overused phrases in GW thread.

Prince_Ayreon

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2005

Adelaide, South Australia

Allegiance Of Elites

"New Guild Recruiting! First 5 People To Join Get Officership!"

Other overly used phrases include any form of random swearing and aggressive behaviour.

I am often left worried about the people playing this game

Puddin Tame

Puddin Tame

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

Wouldn't you like to know

Pretty Horsies Arouse Greatly

R/

Ranger LFG for fissure

Kai Nui

Kai Nui

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2005

Behind you with a knife

Celebrity Gangsters [FamE]

Me/

Thunderhead Keep

"Team of 6 looking for 2 monks for mission!"

Numa Pompilius

Numa Pompilius

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

At an Insit.. Intis... a house.

Live Forever Or Die Trying [GLHF]

W/Me

Droknars Forge: "How do I use runes?"
Droknars Forge: "Where's the <armor|weapons|henchmen|skills|merchant|exit>"

Augury Rock: "Looking for runner to Eilonias"
Augury Rock 2: "How do I beat mirror!!?!?"

trelloskilos

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2005

Guitarring Adventurers Society

R/N

Lion's Arch - LFG For Villany

(I don't mind it so much, but I usually direct them to go to ToA, or at the very least, Bergen Hot Springs and start their mission from there - the reply is usually "How di I get 2 Bergen Springs?")

Dhagon of Ascalon

Dhagon of Ascalon

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Jul 2005

Deathtrend Setters

W/N

I'm surprised this isn't here yet.

TOA:
P1: "LFG for UW/FOW!!"
P2: "We don't have favor yet, you freakin' moron!"

TheGreatBoo

TheGreatBoo

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Feb 2005

PA

Once again I'm a free agent. Quality guilds ahoy?

Lions arch - Willing to sell {overrated and overused cool looking item that is now bland due to everyone using it} for {ridiculous price that cannot go down, but will certainly go up due to "someone" bidding higher then you}
BTW thats all in normal chat.

MSecorsky

MSecorsky

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

So Cal

The Sinister Vanguard

Me/

After the first death in a mission/quest...

"Does anyone have rez! Who has rez!"

Ollj

Ollj

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

REZ
REZ
REZ
REZ
ONG
NOOBS

Experienced Warrior looking for rank 3+ group. I got 300.000 xp!!!

corax5

corax5

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2005

Ye olde England.

"15k armor is for noobs"
That one really pisses me off.

Me Burn U

Me Burn U

Academy Page

Join Date: Aug 2005

Wouldn't You Like to Know?

Doomfollower Legion

E/Me

I always laugh in pre-searing or ascalon city when i hear this:
"HELP CAN SOME1 CRAFT ME ARMOR??????????????????????????"
and there's always:
FIRST TO FIND ME GETS 1K

JackOften

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2005

"Experienced Smiter group looking for protection monk Rank 3+"

Hi guys, I'm the current metagame. I'm going to rape your intestines and read them to your children for your foolishness.

TheGreatBoo

TheGreatBoo

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Feb 2005

PA

Once again I'm a free agent. Quality guilds ahoy?

OMFG you're a monk and you don't have res!?!? You RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing {yay love that red engine} noob!

Alura Pyro

Alura Pyro

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2005

seattle

Wantafanta [wtf]

Mo/E

how about they use a farming monk build in FOW and die then keep yelling for rez with -15hp

SOT

SOT

Banned

Join Date: May 2005

East Texas

Quote:
Originally Posted by corax5
"15k armor is for noobs"
That one really pisses me off.
Respond with:

"No, addlebrain, it's for people who can afford it."

I also hear this one alot:

"Where are Char?"

Blue Steel

Blue Steel

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Blue Empire [BLUE]

W/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Xue Yi Liang
More commonly I've seen people offering to run people from Rankor to Droknar's - and that's always baffled me. If someone was running from Beacon's Perch they don't normally stop at Rankor - it's usually all the way to Droknar's. I find it hard to believe the runners get any business.
You don't know the Drok Run business, then: it actually makes perfect sense. Most scammer passengers on runs plead to pay at the end of the run, instead of the beginning or middle. Most runners trying to make money with dozen of scamming runners driving down prices (with promises they will never complete and often aren't able to complete), are desperate to fill a party and accept people who promise to pay twice the fare but only in droknar's. Of course, as soon as the runner arrives in rankor, these passengers drop from the party. They fraudulently acheive their destination and never pay anything, and the run from rankor to droks is actually very short and easy. They might be able to finish on their own, or at least find someone else to do that part of the run for 500 gp, instead of several plat.

Dan Mega

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2005

Chicago

R/N

Dumb question, what the heck is he deal with "RED ENGINE GORED" and what the heck does it mean?

And yes I used "search"...found nada.

Ashika

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2005

Alberta

Resurrection of Honor

Mo/N

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Mega
Dumb question, what the heck is he deal with "RED ENGINE GORED" and what the heck does it mean?

And yes I used "search"...found nada.
Yeah man! What does that mean. It was hinted at somewhere once upon a time, but I never figured it out. I thought it was some reference to Anet...but that was just a guess

Numa Pompilius

Numa Pompilius

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

At an Insit.. Intis... a house.

Live Forever Or Die Trying [GLHF]

W/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Mega
Dumb question, what the heck is he deal with "RED ENGINE GORED" and what the heck does it mean?

And yes I used "search"...found nada.
Tons of threads on it, e.g. http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...ad.php?t=45043

Ashika

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2005

Alberta

Resurrection of Honor

Mo/N

RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing awesome.

Yeah sorry, I had to use it ;p

Ashika

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2005

Alberta

Resurrection of Honor

Mo/N

On a similar note, wasn't The Little Engine That Could coloured blue?...or was it The Little Red Engine That Could?

Damon Windwalker

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Wandering Gits

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashika
On a similar note, wasn't The Little Engine That Could coloured blue?...or was it The Little Red Engine That Could?

Monica Angelina

Monica Angelina

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2005

Hot Original Elementalists

E/Me

Or what I get in PM constantly... In any city...

Are you hot?

Are you really female?

Ashika

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2005

Alberta

Resurrection of Honor

Mo/N

Quote:
Originally Posted by Monica Angelina
Or what I get in PM constantly... In any city...

Are you hot?

Are you really female?
I don't think I've ever got that...and I've about 280 hours on my female monk. You are just unlucky...or you go around shouting that you are a female


Yay, it is blue!

Xue Yi Liang

Xue Yi Liang

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

Northern CA

Outlaws of the Water Margin

Mo/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashika
I don't think I've ever got that...and I've about 280 hours on my female monk. You are just unlucky...or you go around shouting that you are a female
The problem is you're playing a female monk. Just try a mesmer female in enchantress armor ... you'll see. My mesmer gets hounded all the time - And I'm not running around encouraging it, believe me.

BunnyMaster

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2005

Holland

Army of Fairies

R/N

Quote:
Originally Posted by Monica Angelina
Or what I get in PM constantly... In any city...
Are you hot?
Are you really female?
Try playing a Female Ele (Geo/Air-armor) with the name "Miss Bunny"..... I could get rich by telling those little boys dirty stories. Too bad my morale got in the way.

One of my favorites:
StrongWarrior: Heal me monk
Me: Sure. I got a name btw
StrongWarrior: You're a monk so I call you monk, now stfu and heal us
Me: Hmmm, me not like you anymore
StrongWarrior: HEAL!!!!! GAY NOOB OMGOSH!!!!
Me: Can i dance on your grave for free?

1. I don't mind healing, but before entering mission asks first IF I'm a healer
2. I got a name. Use it.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Megan
After PVP battles:
"OMG U N00BS JUST GOT SO PWNED!!!!1"
"WHAT A BUNCH OF CHEATERS UR USING HAX!!!!!1"
Ehm, when my team loses, we use to yell :"OMG! YOU USED DEATH-EXPLOOIT!!!!" Always fun when ppl take that serious

Xue Yi Liang

Xue Yi Liang

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

Northern CA

Outlaws of the Water Margin

Mo/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnyMaster
One of my favorites:
StrongWarrior: Heal me monk
Me: Sure. I got a name btw
StrongWarrior: You're a monk so I call you monk, now stfu and heal us
Me: Hmmm, me not like you anymore
StrongWarrior: HEAL!!!!! GAY NOOB OMGOSH!!!!
Me: Can i dance on your grave for free?
Reminds me, I was a monk in a FoW group. Someone had to be afk so we all agreed to wait for him. Well, someone else in our group got impatient (ADHD?) and decided to go attack some monsters. I had to run back and retreat to safety. Of course he got killed and got the poor fella who was AFK killed, too. I rezzed everyone except him.
When the other guy got back, of course it was "Where did this DP come from?" The impatient goof was still on the ground shouting "Rez me! I promise I won't do it again!" -(it was actually his second offense)

We all agreed to give him one more chance.... but only after a 30 second time-out where everyone got to dance and jump emote on his corpse."
(now where did I put that screencap?)

TheGreatBoo

TheGreatBoo

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Feb 2005

PA

Once again I'm a free agent. Quality guilds ahoy?

Eh I don't even bother with a healing monk because I can't stand people anymore haha. Smiter for life. You annoy me, I doubt you'll be seeing me again haha. Harsh, but effective. I enjoy having a competant group that can continue on while that morons on the ground crying res and spamming about how myself or others are noobs.

Ascalon post searing - Hey everyone, hump the fire, followed by moronic laughing done by an immature ingrate

Any mission you've done before - Dude wtf are you doing, its this way. No I've done this many times before if you want the bonus come this way. ---- you dumbass I'm going this way, the arrow says to. Thats followed by a few mins and then his life meter dropping to 0. Oh oops I guess I was right after all hmm?

Ascalon - Can I have 50 gold to open storage? I don't mind this so much, its a person simply asking for access to their goods. What bugs me more is the unsympathetic morons who say stfu you noob stop begging, or the morons that spam for 50 gold in incomprehensible text. D00d C4n SoME1 G1\/3 50 GLd Soz 1 C4n 0p3n B0><??!?!?! Please for the sake of everyone, type your message, select it all then instead of hitting enter, click delete.

Ristaron

Ristaron

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2005

Canada, eh?

Legion Of Valhalla

E/

"Groups needs a monk will pay"

This always attracts me, particularly nowadays that I'm a smiter.
If you want a healer, broadcast that, right now you're just paying any monk off the street. Whenever I lead a group and need a healer I say "Group of [x] doing [whatever] needs a healer, please whisper me if you are interested".


There was another really funny one that I forgot... ugh... gimme a minute *goes and does other things with this window open*
back... still don't remember... *goes and does other things again*
back, I remember now!
Tombs:
"Tank with 16 axe LFG"
"Dude, having max in any weapon is retarded"
"STFU NOOB I CAN ONW U AND UR WHOLE GROOP!"

Mystical

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

Mississauga, Ontario

Inyurface Gaming [IYF]

Yep, being a Monk now I got this piece from Dunes the first time with her:

Player 1: Heal Monk!
Player 2: OMFG HEAL!!!!1!
Me: My Engery is 2 of 42!
Me: My Engery is 2 of 42!
Me: My Engery is 2 of 42!
Player 1: OMG You're the worst monk ever!
Me left the game.

Bear in mind they ran ahead while I was still recovering from Rebirth and I kept getting attacked with Engery Drain. First time I've ever left a group high and dry.

Xue Yi Liang

Xue Yi Liang

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

Northern CA

Outlaws of the Water Margin

Mo/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by HH-
Yep, being a Monk now I got this piece from Dunes the first time with her:

Player 1: Heal Monk!
Player 2: OMFG HEAL!!!!1!
Me: My Engery is 2 of 42!
Me: My Engery is 2 of 42!
Me: My Engery is 2 of 42!
Player 1: OMG You're the worst monk ever!
Me left the game.

Bear in mind they ran ahead while I was still recovering from Rebirth and I kept getting attacked with Engery Drain. First time I've ever left a group high and dry.
Welcome to the monk-club.

Son of Mooky

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2005

E/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Asplode
THE most overused phrase in tombs: You chase a guy all the way through burial mounds for a million and a half years, and before he dies, he HAS to say the following.

"Took you long enough, noobs."

-edit-

Oh, one more.

Ember Light Camp: "shao jin wu qi 50_100k"

...can anyone tell me what this means?
It is the romanization of Chinese. They are trading in gold items for 50-100K.

Numa Pompilius

Numa Pompilius

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

At an Insit.. Intis... a house.

Live Forever Or Die Trying [GLHF]

W/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Xue Yi Liang
The problem is you're playing a female monk.
True. Monks have Big Butts (And I Can Not Lie).

Red Sonya

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2005

Rez Me Rez Me
(player rezed) No I didn't bring a rez sig.

RTSFirebat

RTSFirebat

The Humanoid Typhoon

Join Date: May 2005

UK

Servants of Fortuna [SoF]

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Red Sonya
Rez Me Rez Me
(player rezed) No I didn't bring a rez sig.
I know! What kind of... yes I'll say it n00b doesn't bring a res (Its not spelt with a z ) signet?

Dan Mega

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2005

Chicago

R/N

Quote:
Originally Posted by Numa Pompilius

Some how I must have missed it.

RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO you, you stupid motherRED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOer!

Hope it works

Edit: that was me testing it out, it wasn't directed at anyone

Red Sonya

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by RTSFirebat
I know! What kind of... yes I'll say it n00b doesn't bring a res (Its not spelt with a z ) signet?
Yeah I know it's spelt with an S but I'm not in school anymore and it sounds like a Z anyways. I'm lazy in my old age and z is something that uses the little finger on the keyboard and it needs exercise.

Raz Silverwing

Raz Silverwing

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2005

Questionable Knights [QK]

One of the most used phrases is a lvl 3 in augary rock: "how do i fight my doppelganger?"

TheGreatBoo

TheGreatBoo

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Feb 2005

PA

Once again I'm a free agent. Quality guilds ahoy?

WTS my old armor. It always cracks me up who trys this. Just to make sure, I ask if its customized. Sure enough, it is. Umm no ones going to buy that. STFU noob, my armor pwns.

EtrnalXellotath

EtrnalXellotath

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2005

Massachusetts

Quote:
Originally Posted by Xue Yi Liang
The problem is you're playing a female monk. Just try a mesmer female in enchantress armor ... you'll see. My mesmer gets hounded all the time - And I'm not running around encouraging it, believe me.

Same thing happens to me. I have the "All" chat turned off, but if Im in a mission, I get these kids on the team chat "a/s/l???@! raven ur really fem?"
-.-
Why me...?